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LiteratureRe: Why Passion Is Greater Than Talent. by DerrickzB: 7:42am On Sep 23, 2017
In other words Ronaldo is better than Messi.. Argue with ur village elders..
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Forum Commend Senate President For Pushing For Adherence To The by DerrickzB: 7:39am On Sep 23, 2017
sarrki:
Agro revolution is the future

We can feed the world

Look for just 15hectares of land

Which you can afford

They can hire you between 2k to 5k per hectare

Go for lectures and training in any of university of agriculture or any institute of agriculture

Before next year raining

You can supply over 200 coy here in Nigeria

I think that's the easiest

Rather than showing jack Bauer here

If you need any more info

Go to the agriculture section on Nairaland

It will help you greatly
Are u moving forward or backward??.. u must be a stagnant fellow... Sarkee.. go back to your village and farm then.. the world is globalizing and you are still in support of d cave age government.. smh
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Forum Commend Senate President For Pushing For Adherence To The by DerrickzB: 11:35pm On Sep 22, 2017
sarrki:
Pdp for 16years failed in all of the above

So watch and see in 8years of this government
Ifa it's two years and counting.. No light.. no employment.. Dollar has risen.. Anarchy in d country.. failures in d helms of affair.. If u r hungry Goan look for food. Stop showing ur self here
RomanceRe: How My Driving Lesson Turns To F**ck Session by DerrickzB: 11:58am On Sep 22, 2017
EponOjuku:
I have a pretty good figure with fair complexion. I always used to wear shorts in my house and everyone used to stare at thighs including my watchman.

The next day my dad asked my driver to teach me driving. He agreed. And we both went and sat in the car. He explained everything about the clutch gear break and etc. He took me to an empty ground. I slowly released the clutch and started driving. I could see with the corner of my eye that he was staring at my thighs with his lustful eyes. I started feeling so uncomfortable but when I reached my home I was thinking about him and got Hot. I masturbated thinking about getting bleeped by him.

The next day I want to tease him and wore a shirt which was a little small and short for my size which made my boobs look the prominent and little part of my navel Is also seen when I sit. He was staring at me continuously. I was getting Hot by his looks. He started a conversation with me and asked about my school and stuff. I asked him about himself and his family.


Day by day we grew closer and closer.

One day he asked me where do I shop my clothes, I told him the place. Then he asked what about your bras. I was surprised by his boldness. And gave him a look. He told he wanted to give it to his wife. I told him the address. He then asked me about my bra size. I was going crazy between my legs and asked him to guess. He told 34B. I said correct. He told me that my figure is perfect and anyone would die to Bleep me. I was nodding my head all the time and didn’t respond much. He was describing my curves and how sexy are, and my hair, my butt, my lips, I was going so crazy listening to the things he was saying about me. He also called me a sex goddess. I didn’t respond to anything.

Suddenly, he asked me to stop the car. He leaned towards me and stretched his hand towards the right side of the steering and showed me how to adjust the light. He was moving it up and down. By doing so he was brushing my boobs too, up and down. I knew he was doing it on purpose but I didn’t utter a word. He asked me my WhatsApp number. I gave him and went inside my home Then I thought about all the things he did to me and masturbated thrice that day.

He texted me that night on WhatsApp. But I didn’t reply him. He then sent me a video of a teen girl getting bleeped by her driver. I got so aroused imagining me and him in the place of them. He asked me if I liked the video. I told yeah it’s very hot. He then sent me a text saying,’but you’re sexier than that girl’. I sent him a winking smiley.

The next day I wore a shirt which has a zip on the front. As usual, I was driving and he was talking all sensual and sexual talks. He observed the zip and asked me to open my zip a little. I was obeying him and doing just as he said. I don’t even know why I’m doing that but I was doing it. He asked me to show my cleavage I lowered my zip a little bit more till he got the view of my cleavage. He was begging me to lower it a little more and more. I told I can’t-do this over here. He told me there’s a lonely road. Will you do it there?

I agreed and he took me to the stranded road. He asked me to remove my shirt and drive. I opened my zip completely and he took off my shirt from me. He put it with him. He caught my bra strap and slowly slides it downwards.my boobs were trying to pop out from my bra. I asked him what he was doing, he whispered I me that he wanted to Bleep me since the day I met him. His hands reached my bra hooks by saying so and opened them, now he could see half of my boobs. I was holding them with my hands he removed my hands and kissed on my cleavage and removed my bra completely. He sucked my nipples and was pressing my other boobs hardly. I left a small moan. He asked me to get out of the car. But I hesitated he told me there’s no one over here and took me out of the car.

He then held me against the car and sucked my pussy. He licked it and I was moaning loudly in pleasure. He asked to me get down on my knees. I did as he told and he pushed his penis into my mouth. I sucked it and licked his balls. He held my hands far from each other lifted one of my legs and inserted in his huge penis into me he bleeped me so hard and cummed all over my belly my pussy and my boobs. He bleeped me thrice until I had no energy left in me.

We then returned home and I had a sound sleep. We continued our fucking sessions. He never left a chance to touch my body. His hands always were on my boobs my thighs my belly and in between my thighs all the time when I’m driving.


Here's what the clown refused posting.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, I saved you a click.
Thanks blood.. u own it.. the stuff isn't even long and it sounds so fake.. na wa
RomanceRe: Fredrick, Can You Fvck Me? by DerrickzB: 8:43am On Sep 22, 2017
Like.. are u for real right nowhuh
PoliticsRe: List Of Christian Public Holidays Design To Christianize Nigeria by DerrickzB: 8:00am On Sep 22, 2017
FriendNG:
1. Christmas Holiday

2. Good Friday

3. Easter Monday

4. Emposed Christian new year celebration of Jan 1st

5. 52 days public holiday each year (Sundays)


This is amounting to about fifty six (56) days public holidays for christian alone in a so called secular country.

With all these they are crying Islamization because Kano, Oyo and Osun declared public Holiday for Islamic new year.

Some of them below are denying sunday as their public holiday. One foolish is even saying Good friday is not public holiday.
If u r hungry.. please get something to eat.. How many fridays then does d muslims use in worshipping their god... ur Ramadan how many days does it take??.. ur salah nkor??.. U r just unfortunate
PoliticsRe: Buhari Condemned Myanmar’ S “ Ethnic Cleansing ” Of The Rohingya People by DerrickzB: 9:06am On Sep 20, 2017
This is the highest level of hypocrisy... Nigerians that voted him in... I hope ur conscience is still very much alive... smh
EducationRe: Ahmed Bature, Nigerian Defence Academy Best Graduating Student (Photos) by DerrickzB: 8:20pm On Sep 17, 2017
sarrki:
My Guy

He will do well in the ongoing Python dance
Why are you full of stupidityhuh
Christianity EtcRe: David Meade Claims World Will End September 23 by DerrickzB: 8:00pm On Sep 17, 2017
Richirich713:
I think he should go back and read the bible again.
My brother help me and tell them ooo.. the thing he tire me like this
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Gov Ikpeazu Announces Withdrawal Of Soldiers From Aba, Umuahia by DerrickzB: 5:14pm On Sep 14, 2017
BiafranYouths:
A fight against south east is a fight against South Southhuh
Buhari take your time before we join forces and turn to brothers in Arms SESS
Ami ntang
Please don't drag us into ur nonsense.. SE is on it's on.. we the SS ain't biafrans... be safe
RomanceRe: 18+: Daddy's New Wife by DerrickzB: 11:14am On Sep 14, 2017
sunshineR:
Nice story bruv

carry on fam cool
Hehehehe.. ur head no dey house I swear
PoliticsRe: SARS Operatives Responsible For Kidnappings And Robbery In Rivers - Wike(photos) by DerrickzB: 9:14pm On Sep 13, 2017
9jvirgin:
This man should not even be a school principal talkess of a governor.

This eediot gave guns to criminals and empowered touts all in the name of elections and now is talking stoopid. I lived in Rivers State for three years, that state is worst than the most dangerous state in Mexico. (Quote me anywhere)
3 years??.. under which government??...
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Order IPOB Members To Swim In Mud At Isialangwa (Video) by DerrickzB: 9:09pm On Sep 13, 2017
madridguy:
Sarrki come and see the pigs and idiots swimming inside potopoto receiving better beating from the zoo keeper tongue the pigs must be stubborn to deserves this.

Cc: ICC

UN

grin grin grin
I don't support Biafra.. But if this is your resolve on this issue.. I think u r d pig..
PoliticsRe: From Today I End My Support For Buhari And Apc As A Whole by DerrickzB: 9:44pm On Sep 12, 2017
SalamRushdie:
Remember to send Buhari back to Daura is now a CIVIC DUTY , try and convince 3 people a day on why Buhari has to go
Jesus Christ.. lmaooooo... u say na civic right??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Basel : UCL (3 - 0) On 12th September 2017 by DerrickzB: 8:56pm On Sep 12, 2017
ezewealth:
Am using explora
grin cheesy.. ur own self no good.. base him wan show off abi.. hehehe
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Exposed: Extortion Of School Operators By Rivers State Govt. by DerrickzB: 11:39pm On Sep 10, 2017
mordsith:
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When the current administration was ushered into power a meeting was quickly convened between National Association of Proprietors of Private Schools (NAPPS) with the state government.

Generally the meeting was between the Governor (himself present) and a delegation of NAPPS. However the Governor was furious that all proprietors were not present. This was impossible as the Union members are in the thousands.

This explanation however did not stop the former minister of education from shutting down the said schools or the ones that interest him.



See link below


http://www..ng/news/governor-wike-shuts-16-private-school-rivers-state


Excerpts

Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike, on Friday reportedly withdrew the licences of 16 of the state’s most prestigious and top performing private schools for failing to attend a meeting he called for their proprietors.
You are a bitered fellow.. Really??.. like does that even sound sane to ur ears??.. he withdrew their license cause they didn't attend a meeting.. go and get the real story please
PoliticsRe: Lokoja Submerged In Flood.... Photes by DerrickzB: 10:52pm On Sep 08, 2017
Like 21 vs 25-28
PoliticsRe: I Rather Die Than To Have APC Win Rivers State In 2019, Gov Wike Cries by DerrickzB: 11:31pm On Aug 27, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
Wike Is Sensing The Hurricane That Will Soon Sweep Him Away!

APC in Rivers State;

2 Senators

5 House Of Rep Members

8 House of Assembly members...


Next is to sweep Wike The Murderer Away!
U have started bragging again.. I will be here sha
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Have Not Killed Anybody Nairalander by DerrickzB: 2:24pm On Apr 11, 2017
You know.. i used to read your post.. and thought u were trying to be reasonable.. but u just showed me that u reason with ur anus.. seriously.. u deserve to be hanged for saying these... idiota
PoliticsRe: Wike Hugs Patience Jonathan At The Burial Of Bethel Obuah Today (Photos) by DerrickzB: 6:43pm On Mar 03, 2017
Opakan2:
why is that evil woman still walking free, hugging people when she should be in chains undecided

This country sef tire person
All thief na thief.. where is abba kyri that used more 209million to cut grass??.. abd the president okayed him as corruption free... please.. lick your sore
PoliticsRe: Wike Hugs Patience Jonathan At The Burial Of Bethel Obuah Today (Photos) by DerrickzB: 6:41pm On Mar 03, 2017
ucheheart:
Two deadly snakes or should I say, sugar mummy and son... And Jonathan will be like. .. Are you sure this woman is not cheating on me?

Abeg somebody help me with that Jonathan clueless photo.
Too bad that d first comment id just senseless... on to the next biko..
CelebritiesRe: Dele Momodu Walks Out Of An Event After Davido Called Him His "Boy" (Video) by DerrickzB: 7:10am On Dec 29, 2016
LifeofAirforce1:
Why be mad sir

Not like you trade marked "Dele"

their are millions of dele in Nigeria so calm down.
Lets be realistic... how many popular dele do knowhuh... Lets speak the truth plz
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Gov. Wike Plotting To Disrupt Buhari’s Government - DSS by DerrickzB: 12:06am On Dec 23, 2016
doctokwus:
This is part of the reason i bliv Buhari is trully dull:whose president anywhere in d world wud be presented with several evidences of the murders,arson,maimings,election rigging,disruption of lawful activities of a security agency by a state governor and yet neither has a clue on how to either rein in nor remove that governor.Rivers state citizens were murdered by Wike's thugs,their franchise denied,opposition APC members murdered,maimed or driven out of d state on d orders of Wike,yet the cattle rearer sits annoying unconcerned nor perturbed.
After being played like a kid by Saraki,Fayose and now Wike,I am left in serious doubt of d mental and intellectual capacity of PMB.
I read ur write up without checking ur moniker.. it was idiotic.. Funny and mere blabbering from a big mouth... U r an apc paid freelancer...So why won't talk n spread falsehood.. D video n pictorial evidences going round, showing clearly how apc , with d help of d security agencies beat up inec staffs, chase out pdp members, beat civilians.. shot to d air and even shot at people.. killing them.. What has ur gworo chewing president said about thathuh... U should be pegged... I pity ur life sha... Ignoramus
PoliticsRe: Wike Leads Protest To Police Headquarters, Demands Redeployment Of SARS Fakorade by DerrickzB: 7:58am On Dec 16, 2016
divicode:
Internet rascals like you should be totally ignored! You can b from River on paper, that is you can cup of tea!
If anybody is suffering from defeat syndrome, it I you and your fellow wailers that expected to ha 100 percent win in Rivers but met still opposition from Chibuike Amaeci! You can continue your rant little wailer
Lmaooo... Who cam with federal might.. soldiers.. sars. Police.. Biased inec.. Was it not u people.. u guys came here and bragged ur heads out saying u would take over d state... shame on u... Yinmu
PoliticsRe: Wike Leads Protest To Police Headquarters, Demands Redeployment Of SARS Fakorade by DerrickzB: 10:56pm On Dec 15, 2016
divicode:
Hi son, your comments indicates you are a toddler and if not, your thinking is like that of a toddler!
Many of you flattt headdds live in Lagos and just make unguarded comments about Rivers state meanwhile you might have never visited Port-Harcourt in your life.
Where were you in 2015 when Wike and Mama Piss militarized the whole of Rivers state?
Was there any election in Rivers then? Obviously you will say yes because you were probably in Alaba market selling spare parts then!
Lastly, I find it very difficult to comprehend your write-up/post! It is probably more of a different language than English. I will suggest you write more in that language to avoid confusion
Hey dad, am sorry.. am a bonified son of Rivers state.. don't spew gibberish else i will slap u silly... u have no idea what ur apc goons did in that year.. some of us have family in this politics that almost their life to apc... u r just blabbing.. defeat syndrome dey worry u
PoliticsRe: Wike Leads Protest To Police Headquarters, Demands Redeployment Of SARS Fakorade by DerrickzB: 7:50pm On Dec 15, 2016
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How did he slay APC when he barely managed to get 60% of available seats? With all the mouth he made, APC should not have won any seat!![/color]
Freelancer l.. how much were u paid... Give wike half d fed might amaechi came with.. see if apc would win asingle seat... get sense na
PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun : Wike Caught On Tape Threatening To Kill Official by DerrickzB: 9:09am On Dec 15, 2016
Esseite:
You post a blank (no video) tape.. and claim its a governor.... you even had to guess if he was the one and still posted it..

What if i had a tape with a voice on it for an alledged murder, and claimed it was your voice..

How do you people reason sometimes?... am amazed.

So wike had to call an inec official, putting himself on frontline when he has so many aides who would not only do it, but sponsor it aswell...

You should be ashamed of yourself...
God bless u for this... These people are so gullible.. am sure its one of this a0c rat that haa that moniker... smh
PoliticsRe: INEC Officer Being Rushed To The Hospital After Being Beaten In Rivers (Photos) by DerrickzB: 11:56am On Dec 14, 2016
Candycrusher:
I am scared of this state than borno state and entire north east. Small thing dem don shoot or behead person haba. Amaechi and wike should calm down na
undecided see how u r been funny... Was it wike that came to rivers stae with army n sarshuh... y won't u pipo have sensw
PoliticsRe: APC Goes For Broke In Rivers by DerrickzB: 8:18am On Dec 07, 2016
FOLYKAZE:
Imo and Edo state are both in South east and south south repsctively. So what areyou saying bro grin grin
Imo and edo ain't rivers bruh grin cool... we don't talk much..
PoliticsRe: Wike Releases Yakubu Gowon Stadium To APC Free Of Charge For It Rally by DerrickzB: 8:03am On Dec 07, 2016
divicode:
Igbos, it even shows over-seriousness. It is because you don't have that position, that is why it is paining you
They don't have it... no wahala.. u pipo that have it... How has d man life been so far??.. A pastor turned a liar.. God have mercy on ur ethnic group ooo... Am not igbo... but i would always speak the truth..

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