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ravensckar:
Thank you Mr. Motivational Speaker! If I need your advice, I'll be sure to book a session with you.

Firstly, only I know what I've been able to achieve by engaging these OLD WITCHES. You wouldn't understand even if I tell you. But I can share one tip for free. I have a side hustle that entails engaging Internet trolls and how well can I do that if not by exchanging BANTERS with some OLD WITCHES. This is play learning for me. Na you dey take everything serious as if you dey UNA FAMILY MEETING.

Secondly, you don't need to lecture me about how I spend my free or productive time.that part is also well covered. As a matter of fact, I'm at work. This is me working!


Thirdly, you need not lecture me about how to win a woman's respect. This is the Internet; everyone can choose to behave the way they like. Las las, e fit be sey even you yourself never marry. Yet, you're here giving free advice on how to win a woman's heart. It's on this same thread that a guy who was begging 15K to patch their leaky roof called me "broke". We sabi all of una!

And lastly, there was never any part of my write-up that insinuated that I'm soliciting help from the guys to help me defeat these WITCHES? What do you think this is? SHIELD BROTHERS of WWE? I alone can single-handedly take on these WITCHES unscathed.

PS- This is the most polite way that I can respond to you, please do not bother to quote me again on this subject as I may not be civil next time. I don respect BROTHERHOOD o.

Didn't read and not gonna reply.

Beremx:
Kogi people are cursed with bad leaders. Chai sorry o!!

Don't know why.
Very rich yet so poor

ravensckar:
Hanty no change the subject! Post your own picture make we see whether you fine reach my wife.

Na person wey don born two pikins be that o. You EVENING NEWSPAPER sey YAHOO boys don take do item 7. Without filter and heavy make-up, you go look like VILLAGE SACRIFICE.

Post your picture or forever remain shameless OLD HAG!

You have an extremely low self esteem for you to post those pictures.
Go and work on your esteem.
Also pull them down.

What manna of man are you?

Go and look yourself in the mirror and repeat after me.
"I will henceforth learn how to be a real man"

Are you so idle you spend more than 24 hours quarreling with ladies in village or market square calling it catching cruise?
Guys just left you alone to continue dancing naked in the community.
Have you no iota of respect for yourself?
Gosh.

If you like talking too much or writing, fine.
Go make money with your mouth or hand instead of wasting God giving talent in the name of catching cruise.
I mean who does this.

Time waits for no one.
Even though you may fall many times, dust yourself up and continue. Everybody is diff. Being here 24 hours catching cruise doesn't add anything to your pocket. It reduces your functionality level, iq drain, name them.
Men should be doers.
That's how to silence women and gain their respect.

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The creator of this thread will be like

E don't do ladies.
The poor guy don run.

pocohantas:
Hello Des!

I appreciate your concern for the bereaved and I am sure he does too. However, I love to give people (Nairalanders), the same privacy I love and expect for myself.

You can reach him directly via the DM to make any contribution. It would go a long way.🤍

OK. I don't use nairaland mail. Have never used it.
I do try to get around those I wanna get around with through people or them dropping their email or whatever I want from them in a dead thread if they can and we conclude our biz in peace quietly and everything is deleted. I normally tell somebody to do so on my behalf as I love my privacy here.
But then again, I do understand you.
Thanks

EmperorCaesar:
Baba, U once said you are an employer of labour with a lot of workers under so I would wanna believe u know a lil things about Ecnonomics

I'm surprised to see u saying all these despite knowing the possible effect of this high minimum wage on the economy of the country in relative to inflation

You, SpecialAdviser, Acidosis and Spatialking1 should know this would cause more harm than good

So you don't know what causes inflation
Seriously

What has negotiating better minimum wage has to do with inflation?
Or, were you guys were told to spew this lie?

Now that minimum wage is 30k and inflation is 33%, do tell me what made it jump to 33%.

Honestly, ordinary petty traders are better than you guys in analysing economic indices.
Disappointed and shaking my head.

When we support a hourse, we should do so with caution and know when to tell the subject the truth for better balancing. Criticism is acceptable in all spares of life and that is what help people get better and do better.

One day strike is already affecting you.
You don't have gallons to store water in for emergency?
You ain't serious
Mtcheew

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ganisucks:
The strike is pointless, and all those commentators are misinformed. The strike is about an Ikwere drunk's futile ambition to be president.
SAY NO TO AN IKWERE PRESIDENCY.

So because an ikwerre man is behind it, workers should continue to live with 30k a month?
You are very delusional like the rest of them and highly insensitive.
No diff between you and tinubu supporters.

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That tvc should be closed down.
Always spreading propaganda.

Seems like NTA is for the north these days.

LocalFARMERS:
Caterpillar insect delicacy

If you eat the fried one with abacha, and step it down with proper palm wine,you are enjoying life more than the president

LocalFARMERS:
Na good meal with huge nutrients

Do you see it every year?

There is a lot of myths surrounding this delicacy.
Heard it happens every leap year. Actually, during sec school, we traced it exactly every leap year. I don't know if it continued as I dot know much about it till seeing it here.

Also, it was said that all leaves, grasses they eat is edible for man to eat.
Run away from those they don't eat,they are poisonous
It is highly medicinal and great source of protein, fat and oil, amino acid with some trace elements.

Nonsense scenario.
Doesn't even make sense.

It is family party. The presence of the kids and the wife is all the identification they need. Is it an exam,

You can't be a good script writer with this dull imagination

Acidosis:
Seeing the number 33 sends shivers down my spine again. I lost my wife hours after childbirth some 33 days ago. She was 33 when she passed. Big dreams, big things we both planned all seem like they're over, right? But really, they are not. She lived a purposeful life. I'm mourning, ignoring the many "if" and "what if" scenarios—the thoughts won't stop coming if you allow them—and finding the courage to take care of two newborn babies. My point? Don't be too hard on yourself. Embrace the challenges and learn to recognise the blessings. All will be well and, more importantly, remember that good or bad, fast or slow, everything will come to an end someday. Make that a reality check.

What am I reading
Hold it together pls if you can. I am speechless.
Can you send your email to me on a dead thread anytime you can.

That's the only coherent thing I can come up with now.

So many men out there like this in Abuja.
You will even fuel their cars. Cars you bought. He is the landlord of the house you built. Who willeven know cos society is cruel to women who decided enough is enough.

Oh my
Nonye go de remember how she met Charles for that place

Sccarrr:
go to the kitchen my friend 😏

Small idiot. You seemed overjoyed with yourself.
Lazy youth.
Only mouth. Tomorrow, change moniker to beg online.
Shior

Sccarrr:
with the global economic crisis,the Agulu fraud would have been a serious calamity , Nigeria this moment for be like Titanic deep deep in the abyss

Oh shut up.
If you have a good suggestion on how to help cos these people read and debate on people's opinions online, do. If you don't, shut up again.

magoo10:
They are tired of blaming binance and crypto players.
Cardoso and gbajue oluwole economics.

Don't be quick to blame the cbn governor.
There is a limit to what the apexbank can do. It is the responsibility of the president to make the economy work with well thought economic policies. Not when you keep on vomiting, you want your maid to do the magic of cleaning up your vomit always. At a point the maid will get tired. Also for every action the cbn takes, the president must approve and sign. the question is does the president and his team listen?

fineboynl:
..lol. army headquarter? Make them go there na. If they will return back

And that is why Nigeria is lawless.
They refused prepaid. Yet want the public to use it.
Allocations for electricity enters someone's pocket.

It's not about make drm go there first.
Developed countries where not built with this mentality.

This crap started during obj tenure. The money was in millions. Obj privatised Nepa hurriedly and closed down Nepa hq cos they dared ask aso rock to pay. Members of national assembly followed suit snd what they owe ran in millions. Some even bypassed.

But Nepa people will be running after poor man for disconnection. They don't pay at all. Even nepa was owing nepa

phygo89:
Cubana chief priest not Obi cubana

Headline said cubana. Why call cubana when he has nothing to do with this.

Sensationalism at its best.
That guy is called chief priest not cubana chief priest. People should know the difference.
He run his own business. Worked for cubana family for a while and he and cubana are business associates.
Thanks for the clarification.

judedwriter:
I'm not a fan of pork meat or red meat. Meat isn't very healthy to be consumed in huge quantities, chicken is more nutritional.

However the way they pound the heads of those pigs to death is an eye sore! 🐖

See a Nigerian dishing out health benefits of what to consume and not consume when I tarnation ladder placed us in below average when it comes to hood nutrition
Remind me of an average life expectancy of a nigeria man.
At 2021 an average life expectancy of a Nigerian is52yrs while chinese is 78.
That's 2021. Wonder where we will be by the end of 2024.

You guys just have Internet but prefer to go on tiktok or watch nonsense when you can educate yourself for free.
Knowledge is power. Not classroom knowledge

ellizy:
No wonder They look like pigs 😂
Pork is very nutritious anyways

Yet they lord and control you.
Without chinese goods, you will be living like a cave man.

Besides pork is the most consumed mest in the world.

digitaliz:
Are his friends more entitled than this brother.
Let's just say it is their family problem

In obi cubana's family, he is actually the last out of the gourmet sons. The one following him just got elected into anambra assembly under apga.
Their business was a family business started from the first but obi grew up and took that to another level.
(The guy is likely a relative and for the family to abandon him, who knows his multiple sins. Already he had an entitle.ent mentality so he can easily kill.
If rich men tel you what they pass through between the hands of extended families, you will have a rethink)
So where did you guys get this younger brother from?

dododawa1:
Celebrity Barman, Paschal Okechukwu’s alleged Younger Brother, Bethel Okechukwu Cries Out



Mr Paschal took to social media to seek help from Nigerian allegeing that he’s poor whereas his rich brother is ony generous to outsiders

In his words “I’m A poor Phone Repairer At Alaba International Market Who’s Suffering To Make Ends Meet Whereas I Have An Elder Brother, Cubana Chief Priest, Who’s A Billionaire. He’s Generous To Outsiders, I Pray One Day He’ll Remember Me Too”

Obi cubana is the last son of his parent. Which younger brother.
He made his case worst. Let his audience help him.

DeepSight:
I dont think its an I.Q problem. Not only are we fabulously successful in every walk of life in the diaspora - even the most technical, be it neuro science, space tachnology, finance, medicine, law, just name it - but even our fraudsters display high I.Q in their frauds. Its not a want of I.Q.

Its something deeply rooted in our primal pschological nature. The clannishness which inspires tribalism. The inferiority complex which inspires worship of the white man and his ways and religions. The instilled enslavement which inpsires the stockholm syndrome worship of oppresssors.

That's another lie we believe in again. Are we really that successful outside Nigeria like the rest of the world who migrates?
In the West, the Asian are courted more. Nigerians are more into the lowest cadre of jobs eg care jobs in uk. You will hardly see a chinese doing care job in uk yet they the highest immigrants. South Africans don't do that. Cos we can't get other better positions. Nigerians come in to study nonsense and expect to get good jobs. In IT, they are nowhere, health they are still not there. We are actually at the bottom of the ladder everywhere. Just very few that made it. Let's be truthful. When we change money, it looks like we have something but health inequality indices places us as those under protected characteristics and disparities. Black people are mentioned and we being the most populous tells a lot

membranus:
At death you will know, I am not here to argue with you, since you are deep in your ignorance.

Wait till he dies then.
Make sure you are there.
Be the one that will man the gate.

How people believe they are going to wherever when they die is sho king. Even as a kid, the story makes no sense.
What do you do there?
Oh, no food, no sex, no giving birth anymore.
You are just idling g away doing nothing.
Seriously.
Yet pastors build the best houses here, ride the best cars, get the best treatments. Acquire so much for their children. I forgot, what you give them is for God.
Did God tell you he need anything from you or jesus?
I am yet to see a pastor that will reject gifts from corrupt nigerian politicians.