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Romance › Re: Woman Shows How Her Relationship Started Vs How It's Going - (Photos) by descarado: 6:38am On May 06, 2022
Look at the olodos saying they are busy taking care of the family.

The women are busy traveling from Nigeria to exotic destinations all over the world.

Lazy bunch.
Romance › Re: Woman Shows How Her Relationship Started Vs How It's Going - (Photos) by descarado: 6:31am On May 06, 2022
Laziness and lack of control.

They don't have reason.
30 minutes in your room with good eating habit is all you need.

They will come here to compare themselves with women that are passing through body and hormonal changes.
Some birth control pills will just make you add weight unnecessarily not to talk of stress of keeping a home.

If you can't gym, eat and drink responsibly.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 6:22am On May 06, 2022
armyofone:
1 glass of wine for you grin

Leave her - grin
I haf zipped ma mouth cheesy
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 6:20am On May 06, 2022
loveymom:
It's summer na, summer body, and here you are talking about pounded yam and vegetable soup. cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Oh, I have forgotten cheesy

Army carry on o.
I have zipped my mouth grin
Food › Re: How I Cooked My Coconut Fried Rice by descarado: 6:15am On May 06, 2022
The attack is too much.
She kill person ni?
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 9:03pm On May 05, 2022
armyofone:
Food is ready.
Are you serious right now cheesy
Strawberry and blueberry is food, army?

You need good naija food like pounded yam and vegetable soup kiss
Family › Re: Her Husband Wants A Separate Room by descarado: 8:56pm On May 05, 2022
burritto:
Then when he does that for a long time and you feel he loves doing that, that’s when you start using it as a weapon against him. One day you’ll ask him if sex is food, just so you could emasculate him.
Nobody is emasculating anybody.
Everything is always competition. Where to compete they will all run away.

@topic, nothing is wrong in sleeping in diff rooms if you have more than one.

The way people carry this marriage for head without giving the other party breathing space is shocking.

Personally, I don't wanna share my space with anybody. I need my ME time and i know he needs HIS time. Give eacb other space befire you sufgjcate pls.
Most men even snore.
How do one sleep in the same room with one who snores or is here and there on the bed?,
Family › Re: Why Are Trees Used As Shrines? by descarado: 2:57pm On May 05, 2022
Tress are used cos it serves as a medium.
Traditional worshipers reverence the products of nature's eg trees, rocks, water mountain etc.
Of all of them tree is the most revered and magical. Witches all over the world see trees as sacred and most traditional worshippers belong to witchcraft.

You see some that will go as far as marrying a tre in Abroad cos they fear deforestation will happen and their sacred place of worship gone.
Family › Re: How Do I Stop Behaving Like My Dad by descarado: 6:48am On May 05, 2022
ibechris:
Traits and Habits are two different things.

Yes,u might not like his habits but u can't change the trait which is genetically the way the family line is known.

Try not to cultivate his habit by all means.
Trait breeds habit.
They work hand in hand.
We are the products of our parents after all.

There are some we can never change no matter how we try.


If your dad snores a lot and you find yourself as somebody who snores like him, there is great tendency that you will be always tired, irritated, hbp and sleepy etc just like him.
The ripple effects of snoring must catch up on you.
You can't change that, you know.
Family › Re: How Do I Stop Behaving Like My Dad by descarado: 6:40am On May 05, 2022
Some times genetic make up and environment can affect how one behaves irrespective of the fact that the Epson don't want to behave in such manner.

But constant reminder and acceptance always win.
Accept that you have flaws like your dad. Engage on those flaws one at a time. Even when you fail, don't give up and continue.

When you wanna marry, don't marry a laid back woman but one who will put fire on your bum when you default. It's a strong motivator.

You can't change all. It's impossible but work on the ones that can mar you.
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Attorney-general Malami Opens Multi-billion Naira Hotel Few Days by descarado: 6:29am On May 05, 2022
Nigerian men.
See them forming righteous.

Make any of them malami driver and he wil do worst.

Make we hear abegi
Family › Re: Wife Has Never Put My Pix On Her Dp On My Birthdays Since 10yrs Of Marriage. by descarado:
President2001:
I warned my wife not to post my picture or our family picture on social media
You told your wife, not warn her.

No wonder some marriage don't last.

Maybe, you have forgotten that's your mate.
Reverse the situation, she will not warn but tell you and with reasons too.

Proper communication is what sustains marriage and flexibility
Crime › Re: Court Sentences Pastor Michael Oliseh To Life Imprisonment For Defilement by descarado:
Only if one politician will not pardon him.


Very sure those condemning him defended him when the story broke out.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Zazu Lands In Turkey After Traveling To London (video) by descarado: 5:37pm On May 04, 2022
The latest cosmetic tourism Centre for naija celeb.

That hospital must have vip wing for Nigerians
TV/Movies › Re: Kande Gao: Meet Chinese Journalist That Broadcast In Hausa Fluently by descarado: 2:01pm On May 04, 2022
meobizy:
Low self esteem won’t kill us. Hausa is the easiest Nigerian language to learn so this is nothing new. Marrying a Nigerian would put a crown on the news but she went for her kind. How Naija take gain from the matter? Mscheew.
Help me ask.
A brit put on any Nigerian attire, its a big news, an American speak igbo, we will bring that online.
Now a Chinese speaks hausa, we should celebrate it.
Whether rich, well travelled or learned, Nigerian men are filled with inferiority complex.
They always see others above and better than them. U see them with so much energy when it involve Nigerian women.

Those that have little confidence is backed up with money.
TV/Movies › Re: Kande Gao: Meet Chinese Journalist That Broadcast In Hausa Fluently by descarado: 1:56pm On May 04, 2022
It's now an accomplishment for somebody to speak other languages.
What an inferiority complex undecided
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 1:52pm On May 04, 2022
kiss

Career › Re: Private Schools Do Not Pay Teachers During Holidays by descarado: 10:19am On May 04, 2022
subsidywise18:
Why

1.Private schools rely on what parents pay, not on an allocation from the government.

2.Many times, parents don't pay on time....because poverty, issues, etc. Many times, parents withdraw from private schools and go public.

3.As a result, most private schools are short of money in the period when there is no school.

4.It's messy, yes, but if we propose the obvious solution (government taking over schools)...the government too would soon run out of cash to pay for the schools.

5.Note that private schools pay for overheads, supplies etc from their pocket. No government imprest or whatever to pay for such stuff.

6.That's why fees in private schools are high too.
Thank you.

Don't forget what they pay to ministry of education annually.
That's where more than half of their income go to.
You object, greedy staff will come and seal up your school.
Those doing well will readily pay.

People who can handle private school business are church owners cos they inject church fund at the first few yrs to keep the school running before they will see profit.

Others are backed by politicians. The elite ones has to add the ' abroad' flavour to attract parents and wards and they are very expensive. Their teachers earn very well too.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:11am On May 04, 2022
cococandy:
She likes cottage cheese. I don’t think this type of soup is up her alley. grin
Army don hear am today cheesy cheesy
Have mercy please cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Education › Re: Who Can Relate. "Photo" by descarado: 10:10am On May 04, 2022
gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

See the way I'm smiling. grin grin grin
I can relate.... especially when you want to flex free period, then boom you will hear rubbish from the front seat, ' Sir continue, we have free period'. grin grin

After class if you quarrel them you will hear useless talk like 'Me I want to learn, if you are not serious with your life, I'm serious with mine'. grin grin
Very annoying cheesy
Depending on the class, that why I love #teambenchwarmers#
You can easily disappear if it's a big class grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 6:43am On May 04, 2022
loveymom:
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin armyofone is invited even though she no follow us go market. cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Oh my cheesy

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 6:40am On May 04, 2022
cococandy:
inviting people on soup that’s not even enough for us.
Coco, there is luv in sharing na.
Army will cry o cheesy
NYSC › Re: Ebute-Metta Building Collapse: NYSC Denies Death Of Corps Member In Lagos by descarado: 6:36am On May 04, 2022
Most houses in Nigeria are death trap.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:21pm On May 03, 2022
armyofone:
I like eating masa with yaji or with sugar or with the sour vegetable soup (yakwa)

My favorite abinchi hausawa.
Come and eat fisherman soup grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:17pm On May 03, 2022
loveymom:
Descarado, the fisherman's soup is ready.

Cococandy weta di fufu.
Chai, there is god o

Food › Re: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by descarado: 5:14pm On May 03, 2022
loveymom:
Abeg cook too ooo kiss
I will my darling.
One day one day cheesy
Food › Re: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by descarado: 5:12pm On May 03, 2022
cococandy:
This is exactly like my former Asian store. They have even cassava, cocoyam sugarcane all fresh

Bummed I’ve to find a new one now.

Those ones know what’s up.
Asians eat all those things. They are the closest to us when it come to foodstuff especially China.
Their yam is diff kind of water yam.
Food › Re: Food Section Derailer’s Paradise: All Food Lovers Are Welcome by descarado: 5:05pm On May 03, 2022
loveymom:
Descarado, I dey Asian market for the fisherman soup. See my loot. grin cheesy grin cheesy ; grin

This reminds me of Wimpey junction market in P.H

The first picture is Ngolo
Nne òma, I dey your back with trolley.

Sea food is beau.
Apart from my home town, there is no other place in Nigeria I miss like pitakwa.

Tag me when you make the soup.
I have all those things except that first one.

You may motivate this babe grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:17am On May 03, 2022
loveymom:
I love fisherman soup, a very costly soup.
Make one for us na kiss
Career › Re: Lady Loses Her OAP Job For Having A Speech Problem (Photo) by descarado:
shantti:
Recording your own voice is a great hack. The first time I recorded my voice, I shock. I sounded too igbotic and too fast and I realized why people were always saying eh? eh? anytime I spoke. Am working on it now.
Why will u do that if not inferiority complex.
Your voice is your number one identity.
What's wrong in sounding too igbotic.
Has it stopped you from going higher in life?
Will somebody not employ you cos you sound so igbotic?

So chinese people sound chinetic or Indian people?

Once you see a person, you identify that person with his accent and you can't be igbo or yoruba etc and want to claim British even in your fatherland if not self hate.

A British man will proudly call gbenga gì benga and he don't care. You wanna correct him, he will tell you forget it.

I have said it several times here.
Self hate put us where we are today.
Health › Re: Hello Guys Please I Need Help, I’ve Been Battling With Scabies For Sometime Now by descarado: 6:52am On May 02, 2022
Get Permethrim cream if you can.
Please remove those pictures. Nobody want to see them.
Politics › Re: Strike: Osinbajo Begs Labour Leaders To Intervene In ASUU/FG Impasse by descarado: 6:37am On May 02, 2022
Why didn't he act before they embarked on this strike?

All of them behaving like they were not part of ASUU as soon as they get into the corridors of power.

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