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Health › Re: Can A Woman Be Pregnant For 9 Months Without Knowing She's Pregnant? by descarado: 10:17pm On Jun 24, 2021

donbenz:
The answer is YES, she can be pregnant for 9 months without knowing she is pregnant.

I will be saying never had I not witnessed this.
Though the lady involved was like AKI NA PAWPAW size. Nobody knew. She woke up to go to toilet and that was how she born for corridor one Sunday morning.
Her parents were preparing for church. Younger sis almost stepped on the baby. Na so the news spread for church.
Everybody went to their house after church service that day. And to say this is a house I frequent everyday as the younger sis was my friend. They said she carry pregnancy for waist.

Later when she was reminiscing, she said her tummy was unusually different one day and she thought its an onset of tummy ache, bought some medication and that was all.
She is the type that can mensurate like 4 times in a Yr and so little. Menses came as usual, very small and that was all.

I end such rare people

Health › Re: Can A Woman Be Pregnant For 9 Months Without Knowing She's Pregnant? by descarado: 10:06pm On Jun 24, 2021

It is very possible.
Witnessed one.

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 10:04am On Jun 24, 2021

mariahAngel:
Yummy looking.

I decided to make ogiri grin

Used egwusi.
Cooked the thing with steamer.
But for my mind, I think the egwusi no cook well.
I tied and put inside oven.
Opened it yesterday and its still looking at me anyhow.

Didn't cook the egwusi enough( don't know this thing is gonna be a problem, honestly)
I re- cooked it again but this time no steamer for 2 hours
The texture is diff after I pounded it.
My finger crossed till like 10 days. E better be good o grin

I never cook with ogiri. When you miss home.....you hold unto anything that reminds you of home kiss

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Politics › Re: Ongoing Road Construction Work At Ngwa Road Aba (Pictures) by descarado: 9:49am On Jun 24, 2021

This is commendable.
Remaining PH-ABA Road.

I love this city.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Pedestrian Bridge Collapses Onto Washington DC Highway, Injuring Several People by descarado: 9:22am On Jun 24, 2021

Lovers of bad news.

Next is comparison.
Mtcheew

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 9:21am On Jun 24, 2021

Cousin9999:
Titus and mackerel are the same.

Internet is mainly for educational purpose undecided

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 9:20am On Jun 24, 2021

Prestonn:
That fish is called Mackerel.

Titus is a company name. The company also package different kind of fish like Sardine.

In Nigeria we call it Titus instead of Mackerel fish.
Just like
●All seasoning cube ~ Maggi

●All noodles ~ Indomie

●All toothpaste ~ Closeup.

Titus is a brand name.

It's not even in all parts of Nigeria we call that Titus.
In my hood, it's called scumbia. (Started hearing this Titus as I travelled to other parts of the country.)
That is very correct. Mackerel is from scombridae family.

Lol at all toothpaste= close up cheesy

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Politics › Re: Federal Government To Suspend Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp, Others! by descarado: 9:14am On Jun 24, 2021

Warripikine:
No mind them..

I read here twitter was begging them for negotiation undecided

Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by descarado: 11:28pm On Jun 23, 2021

marylandcakes:
Are you sure ?
The money I wasted in Nigeria in real estate if I invested it here in the UK I would have had at leat 10 properties. Nigeria is very unstable, tenants take advantage, estate agents take advantage and even the people you call family. The maintenance culture is zero.

Not like that for everybody, you know.
I had some before we japa and the same people taking care of them while I was in naija are still doing the job.
Let's say I was lucky.

Also depending on the parts of Nigeria you invested in.

Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by descarado: 11:20pm On Jun 23, 2021

Lexusgs430:
Indeed.... We don repeal that clause.......

My side dey o, I dey binge on naked attraction, catfish, four in a bed, say yes to the dress & Dr Pimple Popper.....

This naked attraction.
Hmm.
The Queen must hear this cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: List Of The Largest Evangelical Church Auditoriums: First Three Are In Nigeria by descarado: 11:18pm On Jun 23, 2021

Not surprised

We are always competing with ourselves. No amount of possessions will change the fact that we don't feel inferior.
This is how an average Nigerian man thinks.
And we collectively pay for it as we are doing now.

Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by descarado: 6:48pm On Jun 23, 2021

justwise:
Bro are you kidding me?

Be calming down bro angry

Each to his own.
I prefer other types of investments in UK than housing. Yep. Choice.

Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by descarado: 6:46pm On Jun 23, 2021

Lexusgs430:
Before you decide on housing investments in Nigeria, think about rent per annum + amount to complete project + rate of asset appreciation + ease to release equity + source of funds + applicable interests + calculate years to recoup invested amount vs Property acquisition in the UK.......

See as una attack my post grin

U guys got no joy at all cheesy

How you dey for your side.

There is a clause a the beginning of my post. If he plans to relocate back to naija.

Politics › Re: Army Replies Gumi’s Allegations Of Military Supporting Bandits by descarado: 6:39pm On Jun 23, 2021

Love lost already?

Gumi is gonna be called in for questioning or silently eliminated before he will start mentioning names.

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Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by descarado: 5:37pm On Jun 23, 2021

Ralphlauren:
I'm asking for investment purposes. The mortgage range given by Dupsy won't even cover a 2 bedroom flat in some parts of Scotland.

Interesting. Is that the mortgage or actual rental income?

If you plan to go back to naija, do housing investment there.
Housing in UK as an investment is headache . Big high blood pressure
Yields very poor returns. And you can easily lose your house if.........
Our people once in UK rush to do that and are trapped forever.

Some Britons will tell you why they are not keen in going into that and they make cool cash.

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by descarado: 5:28pm On Jun 23, 2021

armyofone:
Mackerel ready to be cleaned. Mackerel is Titus ?
My next great fish after wild salmon.

Nope.
Mackerel is Mackerel.
Titus is brand name for a particular sardine in a tin
Sardine is a type of fish.

Mackerel is called scumbia( actually right though the spelling is diff cos its part of the scombridae family)

That's the fish of choice here especially on Fridays
( fish and chips)
Not a fan. Still prefer our chicken and chips kiss

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Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by descarado: 12:16pm On Jun 23, 2021

Ishilove:
Do people actually go commando on live TV?

You ain't seen anything yet grin

My colleague entered the parking lot almost naked one evening last week.
Only oversized t shirt. Nothing under and see tru bra.

I come dey shame on her behalf grin

So it's nothing to them. And you should look the other way or they cry sexual harassment.

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Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by descarado: 12:06pm On Jun 23, 2021

Rubyventures:
I think the cost of living is much higher in Nigeria. If you want 24hrs electricity you have got to factor in the cost of diesel / petrol

Nope.

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Travel › Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by descarado: 12:02pm On Jun 23, 2021

Ralphlauren:
If you do not mind me asking, please what part of the country is this? Thanks

Christianity Etc › Re: Reverend Paul Obayi, Saving Igbo Deities From The Bonfires (Photos) by descarado: 11:20am On Jun 23, 2021

Ruggman:
The priest is simply saying that he is in the wrong vocation and faith.
There is nothing to cheer about his actions.
LIGHT HAS NOTHING IN COMMON IN DARKNESS, AND THE ALTAR OF HAS NO AGREEMENT WITH THE ALTAR OF IDOLS
NO PRIEST CAN SERVE TWO MASTERS , OR ON TWO ALTARS.
AVOID CONFUSSION, JOIN THE NATIVE PRIEST IF YOU ARE TIRED OF SERVING AS A PRIEST OF GOD ALMIGHTY.

TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by descarado: 9:07am On Jun 23, 2021

kangminhyuksho:
I'm the president of the polyamorous club of the universe dear

We dey learn from you cheesy

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TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by descarado: 9:06am On Jun 23, 2021

sarang60:
Ailee and her vocals are in charge.

I know. She is on another level kiss

TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by descarado: 9:05am On Jun 23, 2021

bukatyne:
As in

How are you doing?

Your sis dey o.
Thanks

Hope you and yours are OK?

TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by descarado: 9:04am On Jun 23, 2021

sarang60:
She is from timbuktu

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Christianity Etc › Re: Reverend Paul Obayi, Saving Igbo Deities From The Bonfires (Photos) by descarado: 9:02am On Jun 23, 2021

Good.

Wonder why they are burning them.
Misplaced priority

TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by descarado: 5:39am On Jun 22, 2021

bukatyne:
I will hopefully do the character analysis tomorrow.

Buky Buky.
I see you kiss

K drama don carry you waka cheesy

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TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by descarado: 5:37am On Jun 22, 2021

kangminhyuksho:
Thank you for being such a loyal fan. - signed Mrs Lee jong suk

Jeez!

You again

Are you from Allman lineage grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Korean Movies Chatroom by descarado: 5:34am On Jun 22, 2021

Hello guys kiss

This ost has become my anthem grin

Breaking down by Ailee.

Reminds me of Descendants of the Sun osts.

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Sports › Re: Usain Bolt & Kasi Bennett Welcome Twins: Saint Leo & Thunder Bolt by descarado: 11:13am On Jun 21, 2021

Whoever organised this should be sacked.
Husband and wife were busy with each other as kids are just placed as objects beside them.

Christianity Etc › Re: Onitsha Catholic Diocese schools and hospitals they owns(photo) by descarado: 10:15pm On Jun 20, 2021

Which kain bad belle be this?
Negative energy everywhere.

Anyway, I'm loving this.
Thanks.

Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo & Estranged Wife, Sonia, In Fresh War Of Words (Photos) by descarado: 7:05pm On Jun 19, 2021

Ikillbrokehoes:
Get a life, APC paid fake audio pastor

He is manner boy.
Wonder how so many don't know.
He has like 4 other usernames.
Online 24hrs a day.

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Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo & Estranged Wife, Sonia, In Fresh War Of Words (Photos) by descarado: 7:02pm On Jun 19, 2021

cococandy:
It’s her money too. Shut up

You dey vex o

14 to 16 yrs children trying to form bad boys online.

I have stopped engaging them for long.

As for the man( just knowing him today) I wish him luck for the battles ahead cos he sure needs that if all the kids where born in the West and the mums living there too.

The friends that led him astray sure won't be there when it starts to fight with him.

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