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obembet:
Apart from basket mouth, bovi, mention any comedian that better than him

Obembet, please stick to sports 😂😂😂

Mention any comedian Seyi Law is better than 😂😂

There is rejoicing when the wicked depart.

Let someone come and compare Nigerian flooding with Houston flooding again in justification.

This has been every APC-led administration's pleas until date. "Be patient with me". Can we ask the same of our age and income?

I remember months ago, when a journalist asked if the Environmental Impact Assessment was done before embarking on the coastal road project, your Minister of Works pretended not to understand and sidestepped that question. Now again, another journalist asked for the cost per kilometer of that project, your Minister of Works sidestepped the question.

Be patient my black buttocks!

The OP and the mod that moved this to FP have something against NPF 🥲

yinkeys:
Break it down for noobs pls

Let's just say Samsung puts in their high-end specifications, advanced features, and premium design on the S-series since they launched the Galaxy series.

Ordinarily a flagship means the ship that carries the leader of an army. They ALWAYS come with high performance props and carry the best features at the time of their launch, compared to other Samsung models.

Take screen splitting for example. It came live on Transsion phones about 7 years ago. iPhones are yet to have it, I guess. But it appeared on Samsung S series (called Multi Window) as far back as 13 years ago, then showed up on other Samsung series some years after.

A gift is a gift. I do hope he got more than that standing fan as reward for this achievement though.

This is very weird. We actually want to go band for band between the flooding in Lekki and the flooding in Houston? The forecasts and early warnings? The preparations? The government budget and intervention plans?

You can take the man from the corn field, but you can't take the corn out of the man.

That's how one was mouthing off about how Chicago is a cesspit with gun violence..yet, Chicago has an average life expectancy of 70 years for the blacks there while Nigeria wallows at 56 years.

The more this issue makes headline, the more I think of his comments that controversy is necessary to sell his songs.

Godblessme1:
I just tell you Samsung is never a good phone.

Guess who produces iPhone screen?

dederocs:
Lawma trucks are everywhere.

Even LAWMA cannot make this claim 🤫

So, you want to be operating phones while making drugs that humans consume?

Taking a look at that brother, I think the government failed him instead.

Delving into the root cause of his repeat offending, you may discover there is no waste management process in place that caters to people of his calibre.

Just as the rich pays taxes that benefits the poor, the LAWMA proceeds from privileged individuals should cater for putting easy solutions in place for less-privileged like him.

How did you not mention Yahoo Messenger, the OG IM client.

OP, have you heard of SnapTube? It's an Android app that allows you download videos off YouTube.

Think of tutorial videos you need, line them up and put that data to work while you snore.

Factcheck0001:
filled it with gibberish

U don't even know u ain't making sense

Usually Nairaland hides gibberish these days, like the most recent post you made.

Gibberish detector 😂

Oops. Dude went on the offensive unprovoked and got licked. Thanks for the sanitization once again, Nairaland 🙏🙏

helinues:
You guys should stop lying ridiculously. You are not talking to kindergarten

You still haven't thanked me. I just filled an empty zone in that head and you can't show appreciation.

So much for coming from a culture of respect. 😒😒

helinues:
Local government in Chicago.

You tried..

You know everything has to be spelt out for these corn brothers. As an educator, I'm happy to do that than allow you run off with this ignorance.

You see that Council in Local Government "Council" in Nigeria, that's the same Council you have in the US as well. And just as a Chairman heads one in Nigeria, a Mayor heads one in the US.

Now, say "Thank You" 😁😁

Baxilexi:
The person who charts the way takes a longer time than the person who follows the way.

Q.E.D.

CoronaVirusPro:
Same Chicago has a poverty rate at 17%

The average poverty rate in Nigeria is 56% which climbs to 63% if Multidimensional poverty is considered.

and over the roof gun violence!

Yet, the average life expectancy in Chicago is 79 years. If you consider only their black population, the average life expectancy is 70 years. In Nigeria, the average life expectancy is 54 years, with our under the roof gun violence.

Yes, a big city with high IGR, but what has that translated into for people of colour like you?

From the above statistics, far better than the big cities with high IGR on paper in Nigeria.

Can you afford to rent or buy houses in this districts you praise so much online?

Less than 10% of Nigerians can afford to rent or buy houses in the areas without even half the bang average facilities you can find here and there in Illinois. Less than 0.1% can afford either rent or purchase in the decent neighborhood in Nigeria.

Why not tell us about the conditions of where your colour dominates in same Illinois.

Same difference. If you consider those in a like-for-like conditions in Nigeria, they still live in mud and thatch houses.

After robbing you of state and over the roof property taxes, you still could applaud the little they do. That state does not even have a speed train or modern infrastructure. All they got is old outdated buildings with 1930 railways that could collapse anytime.

It is a civic duty to pay income taxes, property taxes, and VAT. What is not a civic duty is for the government to swallow these taxes without providing access to decent basics. It's not like 1% of the landmass in Nigeria has access to, or can afford these things you listed above, right?

Illinois will only freak you if you a newbie. That state is on the reverse.

Nigerian, not a newbie. In the country of the blind, a one-eyed man is a King.

Dangote please..no crash again. The one you don attempt to crash don do

The ones wey you don crash dey crash our pockets. Sotee, even bricklayers wey dey mould blocks no safe for street again, because kidnappers dey wonder how dem take dey buy cement.

yarimo:
It will be better for Arise TV to apply for registration as Political party

True.

You can ask Senator Abbas to move it again. He's dropped the other useless one he was sponsoring before.

It's been terrible for us Man Utd fans. The fall from grace ehn..

The digitisation is critical.

Every agency is being monetised to become primarily a revenue generating agency at all costs, even above their basic role.

richie240:
Eyahhhhh.....if only a 'new anambala' were possible during his 8-year stint as anambala state governor.

Ordinary one school he nor build; doctors went on strike for 13 months during his regime. But all of a sudden he has d magic wand to all of Nigeria''s 'plobrem'.

Odimma

1. He did not build one school, he renovated and funded hundreds of schools. And in 2025, 19 years after he started his governorship stint, his model is being adopted by one of your best brains.

2. Indeed the doctors went on strike, a great deal because of Peter Obi's refusal to have all Anambra's eggs in one basket. And the state is better for it today. Private and Public health sector advancing at equal pace. It's only a matter of time before another adopts this model again.

You know what they say about posterity being the judge 😌

EvilMerodack:
Realistically speaking,there are more people in that hospital that needed help too, so how feasible is it to go round all hospitals paying for surgical operations of all the patients in there? - Very impractical!

The good thing about life is that we learn everyday!

At midday on Friday, 23rd of May, popular Obidient @EmirSirdam took to X to call attention to the plight of Mummy Madonna, an energetic Obidient who recently became bedridden was in need of a spine surgery to the tune of 5.9 million.

Obidients rallied to the cause, pooling resources together to rally for one of their own. In 48-hours, the target was surpassed, and Emir Sir Dam promptly made that public.

God bless the Obidients Movement and we wish Mummy Madonna a quick recovery. ❤️

https://x.com/EmirSirdam/status/1926609102731407542?t=U8TYWqqUTcTcSkZb4RR9Mg&s=19

shogz89:
I am not after whatever renovation you might be referring to.

As expected. A stranger's corpse looks like a log of wood to bystanders.

One other important thing to add is that the portable ones are probably ideal for charging phones directly and powering 12V fans, bulbs and USB lights. If you mistakenly use 220V AC devices like TVs, Charging bricks and Standing fans that require using the inverter, you'd be lucky to get 4 hours of service from these portable solar generators. 😶

The heavier the battery, the longer it lasts, especially if built with good batteries.