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Education › Re: My Findings After Visiting JAMB Office Today - Chidoka. by DesChyko: 7:38pm On May 14, 2025
haybhi1:
You sound like the test had already defeated you and are not in the race.

Well, that doesn't even bug me. Let's get going, how do we stake the 500k?
How did you use a comma in this sentence and felt comfortable with that?!

Nah! Engaging you is like going at a mosquito with a sledge hammer.

Just take the test so you'd come to terms with the level at which you are.

That being said, I stand by my initial assumption. You're not knowledgeable enough to grade the efficacy of UTME or any random university academic assessment.
Education › Re: My Findings After Visiting JAMB Office Today - Chidoka. by DesChyko: 6:21pm On May 14, 2025
haybhi1:
Meanwhile, do you two know that if they set the most complex English exam for the three of us or anyone in your states that you prefer to nominate, I will trump you? .
In this world of remote, you are talking of a physical location??

No much noise.

Download English Score, take the test and upload a full snapshot of the result here. Even a miracle will not make a human who finds it comfortable to use "No any" to begin an English sentence score above A2 🤣🤣

The test takes about 30 mins but I'll give you 40 mins for installation of the app. Your time starts now.

Education › Re: My Findings After Visiting JAMB Office Today - Chidoka. by DesChyko: 12:54pm On May 14, 2025
haybhi1:
No any pre university exam beats JAMB as of today.
From the quality of your grammar, what would you know about that? 😂😂
Politics › Re: Everyone’s Attacking Obi, While He Worries About Nigeria — Amadi by DesChyko:
haybhi1:
If this is your choice of wise man, I'm really trepid. The same Obi who didn't invest in his state's Youth's future but bre*wery and be*ers?
undecided
Apart from beer (Hero and Budweiser), Intafact beverages also produce Grand Malt (and Beta Malt) which is possibly the best brewed malt brand on Nigerian soil. It's convenient for you to ignore that obviously.

Also, Cassava makes up 50% of Anambra State farm produce. Cassava also serves as a cheap source of fermented sugar for the brewery, required for their operation.

The master stroke by Peter Obi brought the market to Anambra farmers, provided employment and industrialization of the economy, and improved the agricultural production in the state.

Governance is by inspiration, not mere wishful thinking.

Marcus Aurelius is a wise man.

Politics › Re: Strategic Succession: Yahaya Bello's Political Move In Kogi State by DesChyko: 3:54pm On May 11, 2025
Which kain voodoo whitewashing be this? 😂😂

In their mind, it's all politics. After playing politics with people's sweat and lives, you expect God will be on your side abi?

Anyways, you must have sold your soul to the devil to be this sold out sha.
Politics › Re: If You Are Not Part Of Corruption, You Can Dismantle It - Peter Obi At Cambridge by DesChyko: 3:13pm On May 11, 2025
Pristine664:
That simply means that he's not qualify to dismantle it.
Your grammar is not qualified to make this statement either.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Speaks On "The Making Of Africa's Future Presidents" At Cambridge by DesChyko: 2:33pm On May 11, 2025
Kemetian:
Shameless man.

Who would believe this same man pontificating in Cambridge, failed to build a single school in his entire 8 year tenure as Anambra state governor?

It’s just sad to see how he deceives people.
Yet, you would think it's his opposition that did not build.

I hope your governors are learning. Anybody can loot under the name of building one kangaroo project or the other, but it takes inspiration to improve education.

Politics › Re: Two Months Later, Natasha Akpoti Silent On False Sexual Harassment Claim On Reno by DesChyko: 7:23am On May 11, 2025
iLoveYouToo:
You posted topics created by one person and tagged them “praise singers”. 1 person plural? Emotion over logic
If you schooled in the current state you reside, get a refund. 👍🏾
Politics › Re: Two Months Later, Natasha Akpoti Silent On False Sexual Harassment Claim On Reno by DesChyko:
Does this mean she was not sexually harassed by Akpabio?

The easiest way to get rid of this dirt, put this woman in her place and actually inspire a sincere recall process is for Akpabio to submit himself to an independent inquiry, No?

It's a more direct approach than the mudslinging sponsored by this account. Before now, this account was dedicated to whitewashing Yahaya Bello as he was entangled in the EFCC corruption case.

To see the definition of a hatchet job, take a look at the screenshots below. Take special note of the praise singers who manage to populate each and every one of these threads.

You people can only fool who allows themselves to be fooled.

Education › Re: Meet Mmesoma Okonkwo Who Emerged Worldwide Best In English Cambridge Exam by DesChyko: 3:59pm On May 10, 2025
Reflect7:
He is writing in “the white man language” because it is the lingua franca.
The lingua franca exists because there is need for communication across diverse cultures. Diverse cultures make up Nigeria. English makes inter-cultural communication possible. It solves a problem. The person you are defending said it doesn't.

End.
Education › Re: Meet Mmesoma Okonkwo Who Emerged Worldwide Best In English Cambridge Exam by DesChyko: 3:21pm On May 10, 2025
Streetinvestor2:
Nothing special to this for me
That is white man language and adds not value to problem solving. Why are the white not having the same achievements in our local language. You go surprise she can't even speak igbo language fluently. To me Nothing special
Yet, you said all these in the white man language.
Politics › Re: Gov Otti To Convert New Govt House Built By Ikpeazu To An Hotel by DesChyko: 10:14am On May 10, 2025
Whiteshield:
Will you keep shut. What do you know about politics?
No be all these cho cho cho. Give the exact day Alex Otti joined Labour Party.
Politics › Re: Gov Otti To Convert New Govt House Built By Ikpeazu To An Hotel by DesChyko: 7:03am On May 10, 2025
Coldspice:
Otti was already in LP as at when Peter Obi was still serving Atiku in the PDP.
Peter Obi joined Labour Party first and Alex Otti joined some hours later.

What do you gain from stupid lies?
Politics › Re: Abati, Rufai React To Akpabio's Comment On Peter Obi (video) by DesChyko: 2:32am On May 10, 2025
nolzautoez:
Cho-Cho-Cho Everywhere. The worst times in Nigeria's political history. Obi should reduce his volume small abeg. He's been talking too much lately. Where did he keep this side of him when he was Anambra Governor?
How did you expect opposition politics to be done? We heard worse before the current party came on board. It is just sad that so many individuals who were very vocal then have lost their voice, leaving only few to shoulder the moral burden.

The Government just don't want to walk their talk, and they talked an awful lot.
Politics › Re: Suspension: "Our Former National Chairman Has Gone Mad Again" - LP Reps To Abure by DesChyko: 8:01pm On May 08, 2025
Our Husband Has Gone Mad Again by Ola Rotimi.

helinues:
LP is now a useless political party
Nothing APC sycophants no go see for gate. Just like the Naira, One good head is better than countless polluted heads for sure.

Politics › Re: DSS Detains Atiku Isah In Hospital After Accusing Seyi Tinubu Of ₦100M Bribe by DesChyko: 3:46pm On May 07, 2025
Confession Loading.

Expect him to denounce what he said with the speed of light.

This is Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Clear All Debt Owed To IMF — Otega Ogra Hails Major Milestone! by DesChyko: 5:42am On May 07, 2025
SmartyPants:
It's not complex. Legacy debt means debt inherited from a past administration. In Nigeria's case, all IMF debt is legacy debt because Tinubu has not borrowed from the IMF.
Oh really? When IMF debt climbed in 2024, was that also past administration or just interest on previous debt?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Clear All Debt Owed To IMF — Otega Ogra Hails Major Milestone! by DesChyko: 5:40am On May 07, 2025
I don't think this is worth celebrating. Nigeria's debt burden is increasing, not reducing. It is a case of robbing Peter to pay Paul, what knowledgeable people refer to as voodoo economics.

This administration met IMF debt at about $2bn. The same administration has grown the World Bank debt by about $4bn in only two years! That's already a negative debt burden, without factoring in other creditors which are also growing!

Nah! Voodoo economics at its best. If our total debt burden is still increasing since they took power, this is basically useless.
Politics › Re: Speaker, All 21 PDP Members In Delta House Of Assembly Dump PDP, Defect To APC by DesChyko: 3:49pm On May 06, 2025
Throwback:
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Peter Obi will say "Let my wife and children die"? You APC sycophants and comedy.

Even if you tell this to Kindergarten children, you may still need to bribe them with sweets to refrain them from calling you unpleasant names.
Education › Re: UNN Staff Caught Charging Students ₦16k Each For Admission Clearance by DesChyko: 7:14pm On May 05, 2025
Ezekiel2122:
But when they are in charge they do worse
Perhaps. But they need to be in charge first.
Politics › Re: Five Times Natasha Akpoti Accused Public Figures Of Crimes Without Evidence by DesChyko: 1:17pm On May 05, 2025
Until the Senate President submits himself to an independent and transparent inquest on this ethical issue, all these side gigs for image laundry remain pointless. He is the leader of the Legislative arm of Nigeria. There is only one reason he could be avoiding the only way to end this nuisance.
Education › Re: UNN Staff Caught Charging Students ₦16k Each For Admission Clearance by DesChyko: 6:12am On May 05, 2025
I like the route these Gen Zs are taking. They're calling out bullshit to its face. One of the recipe the country needs to grow.
Politics › Re: 75.5% Of Rural Nigerians Now Live Below Poverty Line — World Bank by DesChyko: 3:10am On May 05, 2025
2mch:
World Bank, how come you never report on Western Countries. Ever!
2mch, how come you've never looked for any report on Western Countries. Ever!
Celebrities › Re: Why Verydarkman Was Arrested By EFCC - Vanguard by DesChyko: 9:44pm On May 04, 2025
Hmmmmm2024:
If at your age you don't know that the EFCC has the power to enforce the provisions of the cyber crime act, then you should be ashamed of yourself
Dude, even the Vice Presidents of Nigeria from Osibanjo to Shettima oversee the distribution of Paddy Rice while the Bank of Agriculture looks on.

You should be proud of the government you support.
Celebrities › Re: Why Verydarkman Was Arrested By EFCC - Vanguard by DesChyko: 9:31pm On May 04, 2025
I don't really get this.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission arrested a citizen for Cyberstalking?

How is that an economic or financial crime? I won't blame the meddlesome interloper. The blame falls squarely on the administration under which such rascality has found deeper roots.
Crime › Re: VDM Case Is Not What You Think by DesChyko: 7:16pm On May 04, 2025
We've known and heard of people who were bundled away but lost their lives before even their relative could hear their own side. Many, like you, have preached this gospel until they were facing the ugly side of the barrel. Then they cried out and those they mocked were there to remind them of the role they played when they were hurting as well.

I leave you this poem by Pastor Martin Niemöller

"First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me"


This will not be your portion.

Amen.
Politics › Re: If We Are To Clean This Country, 80% Of Us Will Go To Jail (True?) by DesChyko: 7:09pm On May 04, 2025
adekolaelect:
that what you are doing when nobody is with you that you don't want anyone to know . But if you don't have you are free to go.
Tact is having nothing to say and saying nothing.

Be tactful wink
Politics › Re: Statisense: Check The Size Of Nigeria Economy From 2011 To 2024 - Nominal Value by DesChyko: 6:12pm On May 04, 2025
Voodoo statistics. In other nations, an increasing GDP means the economy is improving. Going by our pockets, can any Nigerian accept that the economy has improved by over 800% since 2011 compared to today?

The more you look, the less you see.
Politics › Re: If We Are To Clean This Country, 80% Of Us Will Go To Jail (True?) by DesChyko: 5:59pm On May 04, 2025
adekolaelect:
Chang begins with you .
Explain exactly what I need to change.
Politics › Re: Insult To Our Intelligence: Dr Duru Writes Rebuttal To Oby Ezekwesili’s Memo by DesChyko: 2:55pm On May 04, 2025
gbemishile:
There is more to life oo. You will have children too.
The evidence is necessary during trial. Let me know when the accused is ready to allow justice take it's course by submitting himself to a transparent, independent inquiry. You would expect every self-respecting public officer to be quick to go down the legal route, don't you?

I hope to have children who are not political sycophants, who do not grovel at the feet of rotten political officers, and who are self-sufficient by the sweat of their hands instead of lusting after public commonwealth. Amen.
Politics › Re: Insult To Our Intelligence: Dr Duru Writes Rebuttal To Oby Ezekwesili’s Memo by DesChyko: 1:08pm On May 04, 2025
Lamasta:
No wonder they call you lots headless mob...
The irony is that a blind supporter is claiming to be a perfect judge of that.
Politics › Re: Insult To Our Intelligence: Dr Duru Writes Rebuttal To Oby Ezekwesili’s Memo by DesChyko: 12:51pm On May 04, 2025
Lamasta:
Tell your serial blackmailer to provide evidence so that we can believe her, every other thing you are typing does not hold water cool
APC minions and their propensity to defend power, and not principle. If you're so desperate for evidence, tell your hero to stop dodging accountability and face a full, transparent investigation, where the evidence would be required.

Until then, everything you're typing is just noise protecting certain paymasters.

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