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Politics › Re: Obasanjo Is An Embarrassment To The Military - Nigeria Defence HQ by DesChyko: 4:49pm On Feb 16, 2015
Obasanjo may be losing his mind gradually. How old is he?
Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Prostitute Confesses: “how I Slept With 30 Men Every Day” by DesChyko: 4:46pm On Feb 16, 2015
Choi.. Some truths are unbelieveable, walahi talahi
Politics › Re: Six Killed, Many Hospitalized As Buhari Supporters Raze PDP Campaign Office by DesChyko: 4:45pm On Feb 16, 2015
Well, sh1t happens.
Politics › Re: APC Youths Display Mock Coffin Of PDP In Borno State (pic) by DesChyko: 3:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
Lol.. North. Thank God for their population and volatile nature. If not, they'ld have been outcasts or put into Nigerian zoos. Even the intelligence of chimpanzees rival the ignorant lot of this tribe.
Romance › Re: Lady’s Cheating Habit Exposed Few Days To Wedding By Doctors. by DesChyko: 12:36pm On Feb 16, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Cancel the wedding ASAP undecided
Did you understand the scenario?
Politics › Re: US Court Documents Reveal Aisha Buhari’s Involvement In The Atiku-jefferson Scam by DesChyko: 3:51am On Feb 16, 2015
tonytony208:
your children are your responsibility sir, until they leave home. When they leave home, their behaviours are tailored in line with the kind of training you gave them at home while they were growing up.

Capiche?
Capisce?

I can understand if you highlight the importance of parental training. But saying that a father is responsible for all misdemeanours of his ward isn't tenable, especially in this world with zero-privacy. That isn't the meaning of responsibility of a father to his child.
Politics › Re: US Court Documents Reveal Aisha Buhari’s Involvement In The Atiku-jefferson Scam by DesChyko: 10:24pm On Feb 15, 2015
tonytony208:
the conduct of your children is a reflection of the type of father you are. Are you educated now? I really hope so.
At her age? What role do peers and society play then? What percentage of your daily activities are a direct consequence of your father's input?
Politics › Re: President G E Jonathan's 'completed' Ph.d Thesis Has Been Found At Uniport by DesChyko: 9:15pm On Feb 15, 2015
Hahahaha.. Very funny.
When you're done making jokes, you can visit Uniport to confirm things for yourself.
Unlike Buhari's case, everyone is open to contact Uniport for enquiries, as the institution itself has given the go-ahead.
I'm yet to see any who has claimed injustice or foul play while trying to get information on this issue from the school. Just online agitations.
Politics › Re: Graphics Photos From Today's Explosion Scene In Damaturu by DesChyko: 9:10pm On Feb 15, 2015
What are they still keeping her heads and legs for? angry
Family › Re: Woman Arrested For Leaving Her 2 Kids Alone Abroad To Attend Wedding In Nigeria by DesChyko: 9:08pm On Feb 15, 2015
Simply heartless.
Family › Re: Who Holds The TV Remote Most In Your House? by DesChyko: 9:04pm On Feb 15, 2015
Rapmoney:
Answer na. E be like say e dey embarrassing? Abi?
Not really. These days, I hardly even notice who watches the TV. It's all about our phones mostly
Nairaland General › Re: Photos: See What This Lady Claims An Army Officer Did To Her Sister by DesChyko: 9:00pm On Feb 15, 2015
How exactly did it happen before we contribute. It may be a setup for all we know.
Politics › Re: US Court Documents Reveal Aisha Buhari’s Involvement In The Atiku-jefferson Scam by DesChyko: 8:56pm On Feb 15, 2015
Abeg.. Make una allow 'Buhari' name restgrin.. His 'integrity' and 'certificate' issues are enough trouble as it is. Why vesting the 'probable' sins of Aisha on him?
Family › Re: Who Holds The TV Remote Most In Your House? by DesChyko: 8:54pm On Feb 15, 2015
Lol.. grin.. Crazy question when you actually try to figure it out
Romance › Re: What Was Your First Impression Of Your Partner? by DesChyko: 6:32pm On Feb 15, 2015
I thought her to be 'possessed'. Seriously. But if being 'possessed' accounts for all the happiness and huge progress I've been experiencing since the past year, I don't mind becoming her defense attorney on earth and beyond.

Now? I think she's the 'bestest' decision I ever made in my entire life and my future, I can confidently say.
Politics › Re: 20 Bayelsa Women Burnt To Death In Accident After Visiting First Lady by DesChyko: 6:18pm On Feb 15, 2015
Rotimi47:
So you support those nitwits trying to harass Alaoeri? That's means you need to get a life. Don't know where all you people with fish brains came from! O j people! No wonder! Please note that every one have a right to their opinion.
If you're a graduate too, the post applies to you as well.
Politics › Re: About 600 Boko Haram Members Killed In Gombe And Monguno by DesChyko: 12:41pm On Feb 15, 2015
PassingShot:
...

If NA had done half of what they do now since many years back, Boko Haram would have been history...
That's probably the difference between a military professional and a common civilian. The military professionals think before they act to minimize risks. The common civilian? His bullets are his words and his battlefield, social media like Nairaland. And like one with zero military knowledge, his contributions are trash.
Politics › Re: 20 Bayelsa Women Burnt To Death In Accident After Visiting First Lady by DesChyko: 12:36pm On Feb 15, 2015
Alaoeri, just a word of advice.
Don't be too quick to announce yourself as a graduate. Let your deeds do your talking for you.
This comment of yours
..all are doing fine, the last just graduated last week other including myself are working..
is very disgraceful coming from a graduate from a tertiary institution in Nigeria.
The world is watching.
Health › Re: RIP DJDOLA- We Will Miss You by DesChyko: 3:23am On Feb 15, 2015
This is quite sad. TEHN and concerned Nairalanders should take heart. His passing away wasn't due to your lack of care but how God wants it to be.
May God grant his family the fortitude to bear their loss.
Politics › Re: LoveBuhariLoveNigeria Dinner Organized By Fashola: Live Pictures by DesChyko: 9:10pm On Feb 14, 2015
Selfish Hypocrite
Poems For Review › Re: A Poem for Change! by DesChyko: 9:05pm On Feb 14, 2015
Eye service on Nairaland don too much.
Politics › Re: Who Is The Best President Nigeria Has Ever Had? by DesChyko: 8:17pm On Feb 14, 2015
infofta:
President Goodluck ran the most corrupt govt in Nigeria history. You can google it for yourself...
I just did and this is what I found:
Nigeria has recorded its best ranking on Transparency International’s corruption perception index (CPI) under President Goodluck Jonathan Transparency International

You can google it yourself.
Politics › Re: Who Is The Best President Nigeria Has Ever Had? by DesChyko: 7:54pm On Feb 14, 2015
Keziehenry:
Non so far
...
May God grant whomever paid your school fees the fortitude to bear their loss.
Celebrities › Re: Alibaba’s Daughter Is A Replica Of His Wife by DesChyko: 5:23pm On Feb 14, 2015
'Replica' of his wife sounds odd. Review your choice of word.
Politics › Re: Electoral Violence: Jonathan, Buhari To Hold Press Conference by DesChyko: 5:22pm On Feb 14, 2015
kastonkastrol:
APC is a peaceful party..
Mr Man, stop deceiving yourself. The core of that party are the same people instigating violence in Nigeria. And they're doing a good job of 'multiplying' within the fold.
Culture › Re: The Beauty Of Edo Brides And Women In Their Native Attires by DesChyko: 5:00pm On Feb 14, 2015
You dey copy Onila angry
Romance › Re: Could This Be The Most Romantic Val’s Day Message? (see Photo) by DesChyko: 4:59pm On Feb 14, 2015
Heartbreak to her parents.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visited Me In A Dream by DesChyko: 4:56pm On Feb 14, 2015
Hmm.. OP.. Seriously, I wanted to take it as a joke, but I guess I feel the seriousness of your post.

I'm a supporter of Jonathan over Buhari but majority of the people want a change. Rigging this election by President Jonathan would be a very bad move.
Politics › Re: Electoral Violence: Jonathan, Buhari To Hold Press Conference by DesChyko: 4:42pm On Feb 14, 2015
Their efforts will be heavily appreciated..from a behavioural point of view.

However, as a matter of fact, this exercise is useless.

The foundations for these electoral violence have been put in place, dating back to Buhari's caustic trouble-brewing comments after the 2011 perfect elections, the Boko Haram sudden re-appearance after the Northener lost and now, President Jonathan's virtual underperformance.

My Take? They should just let us be.
Jonathan should probably prepare to depart. The people are heavily aggrieved and sentimental to take cognizance of any positive impact he may have had so far and up his sleeves..

Buhari should probably prepare to end up like his predecessors, dead or ousted. Hopefully, Osibanjo will succeed him in time, rebel against his Godfathers and take Nigeria to the next level. A man that waits till he's Number 1 citizen before he sacrifices for his country is not a worthy citizen.

Happy Valentine's Day. angry
Sports › Re: TV Rights Palaver | La Liga Clubs Issue Strike Threats by DesChyko: 4:39pm On Feb 14, 2015
Useless League. Only three clubs exist in the La Liga as far as I'm concerned. Real Madrid, Barcelona and Others.
Politics › Re: Channel TV: Elections Postponement Is Jonathan's Grand Plan To Win -OBJ by DesChyko: 4:32pm On Feb 14, 2015
The more these press release comes out, the more I tend to see OBJ as a man who never means well for this country.
All I see now is a man probably irked by his failed third term bid and his failed attempt to utilize the sitting president as a puppet, trying hard to remain relevant with these quite indescribable comments.
I think he should give way for the 'current' aspirants. He has outlived his usefulness. It's quite a shame that in spite of GEJ's laudable attempt to put godfatherism in the past, these top aspirants had to re-introduce it again.
Crime › The Use Of Charms (jazz)z; How Real Is This Threat? by DesChyko(op): 10:28am On Feb 14, 2015
I decided to comment on this because its existence baffles me to infinity.

I've been hearing all about this until the first time I had this experience in Lagos, sometime in 1998. I was on my way back from school when I stumbled upon the road leading to the estate my family lives in, blocked by a huge crowd. I soon noticed that there was heavy fighting between the notorious students of Ajangbadi High School and Model College, I think. The things I saw that day dumbfounded me beyond recognition. You'll see shirts suspended in air, weapons coming out from crazy things like shirts and handkerchiefs, which could never conceal such weapons inside itself. The height of it all that still confuses me till today was when a student of Ajangbadi was being pursued by a student from Model wielding a cutlass. The Ajangbadi student ran towards the crowd where we were standing and suddenly, he disappeared. None of those UFO sounds we usually hear in Nigerian movies before a person disappears, no flash of light nothing at all. It was like you were suddenly put in another world where everything is the same, but the running boy wasn't there. Either that or something is really really wrong with your head. Till today, I still can't explain it. Just that someone you saw wasn't seen by you..something like that. The crowd took to their heels, including myself, thank God, I wasn't trampled.

The second incident happened at a party in Igbo-elerin, Okokomaiko. Two guys had an issue and one ultimately slapped the other with a 'ring' (I didn't see this ring). The next thing was this guy who was slapped bolted out of the place at a tremendous speed. I personally thought he was going for a weapon but he continued straight down and turned right into another street, not breaking speed. I assumed he was going for reinforcement, so I and my friends took our leave. Word out on the street is that a charm called 'Sare lo' was used to make him run forever and the dude was found at Agboroko, a distant place from Igbo-elerin, which was where the charm wore off and he collapsed and was rushed to the hospital. His parents were summoned and so ended that episode.

The last of them happened yesterday. As I passed Jakande, I noticed unrest but didn't stop to observe it. Suddenly, the two factions, comprising roughly sixty boys began to fight themselves. I quickened my step to escape the ruckus. Later, I heard a shout and the place quietened. Turning back, I saw one boy on the ground being shook and grabbed up by others. He was lifted onto their shoulders and rushed towards my direction so I had to rush ahead to hit home before they get near. When I saw them entering the house of a traditional healer, I knew it definitely had to do with a charm. I saw the collapsed boy sitting down while some powder dissolved in liquid was being poured from a bucket on his legs. After a while, he got up on his own and they went home. It turned out that his opponent had used a charm on him which in essence, nullified his legs and he couldn't use them anymore. The medicine woman had told him that he was lucky he was brought here on time.

I decided to share this after talking to some guys who were agitating this morning to beat up one small boy who insulted their elder brother. The boy happened to come from the street where that fight yesterday took place. I told them 'If a fowl chases you in the morning, better run. It may have grown teeth overnight.'

Be careful of every provocation. It's not everyone who have identical mindset with you.

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