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Politics › Re: President Jonathan Reelection Campaign: Tax Payers Money At Work. by DesChyko: 3:59pm On Feb 20, 2015
You most probably didn't listen to GEJ's broadcast about why that money was raised when he explained it on the media chat. But you proceeded to post this book here based on misinformation. Sorry.
Politics › Re: I Have Fulfilled My Promise On Power Sector - Jonathan by DesChyko: 3:54pm On Feb 20, 2015
Before I comment, let me check what other civilian leaders have done about the power sector in 16 years.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: This Nairalander (sarimah) Is Staring At Me Pls Help by DesChyko: 3:51pm On Feb 20, 2015
You're experiencing your first infatuation.
Just wake up from your dreams and it will pass.grin
Romance › Re: 5 Signs That She's Giving You The Green Light by DesChyko: 3:49pm On Feb 20, 2015
I pity those wey go follow this OP advice hook, line and sinker.
If she give you better slap, you go see red for two days.
Nairaland General › Re: OMG!!! See What A Guy Was Served In A Bar In Calabar...(pictures) by DesChyko: 3:48pm On Feb 20, 2015
Lol.. This one no from Nigeria Breweries oo.. Na straight from Ojo Barracksgrin
Nairaland General › Re: A Picture Of Wild Animal Kill At Votes This Morning by DesChyko: 3:45pm On Feb 20, 2015
The lady brutal sha.. That looks like an ocelot.
Politics › Re: Battle Of Party Headties, Who Wore It Better by DesChyko: 3:41pm On Feb 20, 2015
Kingspin:
APC dont loot money? But very busy looting ur brain.
Hahahahaha.. Wicked!!grin
Romance › Re: When A Girl Has Feelings For You And You Don't by DesChyko: 3:39pm On Feb 20, 2015
Just one advice. Mind your business.
Family › Re: Woman Demands Her 'missing Husband' Back From Widow by DesChyko(op): 9:34am On Feb 20, 2015
Actually, the man is dating the woman for real. He comes between 10am and 1pm everyday. I just took him as one of 'them' because he isn't the only 'visitor'.
Family › Woman Demands Her 'missing Husband' Back From Widow by DesChyko(op): 8:59am On Feb 20, 2015
Residents in Afromedia Estate in Ojo Local Government Area of Lagos State awoke to a mind-numbing scenario in the early hours of Friday, 20th February, 2015.
The party in the picture were responsible for the uproar that drew people to one of the most complicated issues of the day, an issue of a missing husband.

The Edo woman (in blue ankara fabric) and her daughter (in blue top) accosted the fair Igbo woman (in white sleeveless) as she was sweeping her house and demanded to see her husband. The Igbo woman quietly asked who her husband and after being told, she told the Edo woman that her husband wasn't here. That infuriated the Edo woman and she began to recount to the spectators, how it all happened.

In her words, she claimed that her husband has not been home for over a year now. She said that he only sends them foodstuffs but never money as she said they were almost evicted from their house but for the intervention of her church members. She said that her church members and leaders have been telling her about how her husband has been lavishing money on a certain woman in Afromedia Estate, and how he has stocked her shop at Iyana Iba with costly goods and how we visits her everyday and even goes shopping for her. But according to her, she said she never believed it due to her trust for her husband.

However, one day, her husband, who was a policeman and owns a motorbike, asked her to come and collect foodstuffs at a certain place two days ago. She became suspicious when the 'certain place' turned out to be the entrance gate to Afromedia. After that, he went into the Estate, telling her that his motorcycle was being repaired somewhere in there.
So, she inquired from traders nearby and discovered who the man visits there who turned out to be the Igbo woman, a widow with four children. So, she arrived here this morning to get her husband back by all means and told the woman to call her husband like she always does, so that he would come and she can drag him back home.
The subdued Igbo woman and her children watching the scene were quite a sight. She may have done it for her children, but such disgrace would not easily rub off. More confusing is the silence of the people around, who could only plead with the Edo woman to mellow down without criticising the woman in question.

Politics › Re: Why Is The North Even With D Insurgency Collecting The Highest Pvc?? by DesChyko: 9:14pm On Feb 19, 2015
citizenY:
You did not get my point too. You defy logic in your rush to demonise a people, Ler me ask you again,were Nigerians in other places with low PVC collection rates are too stubborn huh defying their leadershuh or too dumbhuh to know the importance of voting.....

You see , unless you remove the blinkers of a bigot, you will never make sense.
1. You're digressing. The topic is what are the reasons the Northerners are collecting their PVCs at such frequency. Any discussion outside this will not interest me;
2. You quoted me first. I can't understand you since you never understood my direction.
3. If you're spoiling for an e-fight like your recent post insinuated, try another moniker;
Nairaland General › Re: Barcanista Trending On Nairaland by DesChyko: 2:10pm On Feb 19, 2015
helinues:
UTME for what? I am older than ............
METHUSELAHgrin
Nairaland General › Re: Barcanista Trending On Nairaland by DesChyko: 1:39pm On Feb 19, 2015
helinues:
Which light? Do you have 24 hours electricity in your area?
Keep on deceiving yourself. All we are saying, we need change
It's good to be learned. Obtain your UTME form next year.
Politics › Re: Why Is The North Even With D Insurgency Collecting The Highest Pvc?? by DesChyko: 1:37pm On Feb 19, 2015
citizenY:
Look at this man, so you enlightened people in other areas are not smart enough to advise yourselves that it is necessary to collect a PVC? Or you refused to do so because you have no perceived leadershuhhuh?
That's not the point. The point is if their leaders tell them not to collect it, they would not.
Politics › Re: Yoruba Group Accuses Buhari Of Pretending To Be A Progressive by DesChyko: 11:40pm On Feb 18, 2015
If I hear Progressive?
That devil's incarnate.
Nairaland General › Re: Barcanista Trending On Nairaland by DesChyko: 11:39pm On Feb 18, 2015
Only those who always lived in darkness would never recognise light.. #GEJTill2019
Politics › Re: Hoodlums invade Buhari’s campaign office in Enugu by DesChyko: 11:33pm On Feb 18, 2015
SFSNIPER:
Later PDP will be the first to accuse APC. this PDP of a party is a stigma to this society.
READ CAREFULLY. It's an intra-party thing.

The APC Youth Leader in the state, Mr. Iyke Oloto,
who was reportedly beaten up and taken away by the
thugs, later circulated an SMS, accusing the party's
governorship candidate, Mr. Okey Ezea, of
sponsoring the attack.
Politics › Re: Why Is The North Even With D Insurgency Collecting The Highest Pvc?? by DesChyko: 11:23pm On Feb 18, 2015
I believe this has nothing to do with wanting 'change' or not as many have been led to believe. The Northerners, dating back in time, adhere to the instructions of their perceived leader. For this reason, the colonial masters found it easy to pitch their tents there, in contrast to the South (some areas particularly). They are simply doing as instructed, evident in all their dealings. They prefer to allow others do their thinking for them than to make their own decisions.
Politics › Re: APC As Described By Gov Sule Lamido! by DesChyko: 11:22pm On Feb 18, 2015
Was he really speaking against them or for them?
Education › Re: My Experience With My School's Bursar by DesChyko: 11:13pm On Feb 18, 2015
You shouldn't have said 'yes'. Seriously, it'll be hard for you to escape this except God willing and probably if he takes this as a flimsy hobby. Else, he can still trace you through your name and department or mark you through your lecturer friends. I've seen issues like this get really bad, so always remember to pray over it. Involve school authorities (someone you fully trust and that has rank) if the going gets tough.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Retakes Monguno, Other Communities From Boko Haram by DesChyko: 11:02am On Feb 17, 2015
Premium Times angry.. Una can carry fake news jare.. Next
Politics › Re: Angry Politician Sets Hilux Vehicle On Fire In Delta State (Pic) by DesChyko: 10:48am On Feb 17, 2015
We no know when he give you the motor. So e no concern us.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo’s Tearing Of PDP Card Provocative, Insulting -fani-kayode by DesChyko: 11:27pm On Feb 16, 2015
Sanchez01:
..not one who believed stealing is corruption..
See one of them here, the people GEJ was talking about in his media chat. The false rumour peddlers.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo’s Tearing Of PDP Card Provocative, Insulting -fani-kayode by DesChyko: 11:24pm On Feb 16, 2015
Obasanjo disgraces PDP and Nairaland APC fanatics are gloating.. Barcanista aired his anti-APC-propaganda view and Nairaland's APC fanatics smell bloodundecided

Stop right where you are. Think about how you got here. Take a few steps back.. A few more.. A few more. Now stop. Enjoy being a supporter and stop being a fanatic. It clouds your judgement.
Politics › Re: Jonathan VS Buhari: Presidential Campaign In Borno State by DesChyko: 11:19pm On Feb 16, 2015
Only fools walk where angels fear to tread.
Politics › Re: Details On How Obasanjo Tore His PDP Membership Card by DesChyko: 8:25pm On Feb 16, 2015
E no sweet.. He no sabi act film sef angry
Politics › The Factual Fiction Called Sahara Reporters by DesChyko(op):
It isn't surprising that most digs at PDP have this news site as its source. However, I'm not taken into their antics. They prey on the distrust the common Nigerian man always harbour for the leaders to release juicy tidbits for the unsuspecting but eager less-informed of the public to gobble up hook, line and sinker.
A nairalander listed five open secrets Sahara Reporters revealed that turned out to be true (which we already guessed). In response, I will be giving ten 'malicious' news carried by Sahara Reporters.

1. Sahara Reporters reported that Stella Oduah claimed to have schooled at St. Paul's College in the U.S. The news site also claimed to have called the 'authorities' at the school who confirmed that Stella Oduah never attended the school.
THE TRUTH: An organization, NLM, decided to take up the matter after the CV she submitted to the Senate was shown not to contain any such information. The authorities at St. Paul also said they never gave out such information to anyone, saying a subpoena would be required before such can happen.

2. Sahara Reporters reported that Tinubu was blackmailed by Jonathan to withdraw from the 2011 elections.
THE TRUTH: Known as an anti-PDP newspaper, this was an attempt to paint Tinubu a victim and PDP the villain. But instead, it made Tinubu appear as the 'inconsiderate' one for forsaking his party ambition. It also made little sense as Tinubu, if blackmailed, couldn't possible spearhead APC merger. Finally, Tinubu's lawyer moved to debunk the claim as a careless rumour.

3. Sahara Reporters reported that Ngozi Okonjo Iweala pressured THISDAY publisher, Nduka Obaigbena to sack Saturday Editor, Lawrence Ani. They also reported that Ani had gone on a compulsory leave as a result.
THE TRUTH: On the day mentioned, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala was actually on a flight on her way back from the U.S. The publisher affirmed his willigness to make it public that such allegations were false and the bemused Lawrence Ani found it quite funny.

4. Sahara Reporters reported that Tinubu didn't attend the University of Chicago. It was also reported that he had pending criminal case in the US as well as a criminal suit number, FHC/ABJ/CR/04/2011 in Nigeria.
THE TRUTH: The letter returned by the University had his name spelt as 'Tinubo'. If a check was run on that name, it would surely turn up empty. Quite a clever cut but it was noticed. Also, the IG contacted the U.S. and no suit whatsoever was found attached to Tinubu's name. Finally, the suit number provided was non-existent in the Federal High Court.
5. Sahara Reporters reported that President Jonathan had attended the UN General Assembly in New York with 600 members in his entourage.
THE TRUTH: It turned out that the attendees from Nigeria were not up to 30, including the president himself. How and Why the figure became quite inflated, one could never guess.

6. Sahara Reporters reported that Amy Adedevoh, sister of the late Dr. Adadevoh, tested positive for Ebola.
THE TRUTH: Commissioner for Health in Lagos State, Jide Idris, dismissed that report to be false, saying she only showed symptoms of the virus but after tests were carried out on her, she was negative.

7. Sahara Reporters reported the Minister, her team and Nigerians in Diaspora as being unpatriotic, sitting down when the National Anthem was going on.
THE TRUTH: The association had earlier asked the NYPD to evict Sowore Omoleye (Owner of Sahara Reporters) and his friends for sabotaging the aim of the meeting. Sahara Reporters then released the fake video which showed them sitting while the anthem was on. The association released the full video which ran from the beginning till the end of the meeting.

8. Sahara Reporters reported 'Beauty vs Brains' to report a situation in a Unilag function where winners in a debate were given petty cash and computer while a beauty pageant went home with a car, showing which they valued more.
THE TRUTH: The organizers of the competition had come out to clarify that while the Director of Students' Affairs had organized the debates, the beauty pageant competition was organized by an independent outfit, 'Sulcata Entertainment' and was titled 'Beauty Brains'.

9. Sahara Reporters reported that protesters interrupts the celebrations organized by the Organization for Advancement of Nigerians to mark Nigeria's independence in New York.
THE TRUTH: The Organization counters "A group of 5 protesters led by Sahara Reporters editors had come in with placards but were totally ignored by the thousands of flag waving Nigerians at the rally.
Even when one of the officials wanted to chase away the Sahara Reporters editors and their hirelings, the Minister of Information intervened and asked that they be allowed to express their opinions as Nigeria was a democratic country where citizens were free to express themselves. When they found that Nigerians were hostile to their show of shame against their country in America, they quickly abandoned the venue even before the official ceremony could begin."

I can't say which is more befitting for this No. 10 spot: The 100 Gold Independence iPhones or The Ephraim Emeka Ugwuonye (Esq.) testimony
Politics › Re: Interim National Government: One Propaganda Too Many (barcanista) by DesChyko: 5:25pm On Feb 16, 2015
berem:
what is this attention seeking fool yapping about?

Mtscheeew!
Don't mind being called a fool, but I'll love to see you get married to barcanista
Romance › Re: My Girl, My Brother And My Mum. I'm Confused. by DesChyko: 5:20pm On Feb 16, 2015
“Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.”- Ephesians 5:31

Look, this is Africa. Your brother is your blood, but your fiancee (wife) will form a much closer bond with you if you choose to go all the way. For all she did, she deserves your respect and consideration for you shouldn't let her feel used since even you appreciates her effort. If your brother doesn't respect himself, show him the door or leave with him. But I sincerely hope the lady isn't the boss in your relationship.
Politics › Re: PDP Has Reduced Nigeria To A Global Laughing Stock, Says Oshiomhole by DesChyko: 5:14pm On Feb 16, 2015
Oshimole once against the government is now eating up government money and talking nonsense.
He is now a politician and playing politics perfectly in Nigeria requires a dirty soul.
Politics › Re: Interim National Government: One Propaganda Too Many (barcanista) by DesChyko: 5:09pm On Feb 16, 2015
dein77:
Or maybe he could now clearly see through the APC'S prism of lies, lies and more lies.
Dude, your thread brought me here. When I met it locked, I knew something hefty must be going on down heregrin
Politics › Re: Interim National Government: One Propaganda Too Many (barcanista) by DesChyko: 5:05pm On Feb 16, 2015
sincerenigerian:
There was a meeting where the poll results were discussed by Jonathan, Diezani and Mimiko. My source told me Diezani told Jonathan how worried she was about how the campaign has turned out. She expressed her frustration and became worried. At the meeting, Mimiko told her not to worry that actions were in place to turn things around. It was at that meeting Mimiko brought up the idea to replace Jega and replace him with their man in which the president rejected initially but later willing to go with the idea. This happened less than two weeks ago.



@OP, I expected better from you.
You and all these anonymous sources? You're no different from Sahara reporters.
Long epistle by the way, against an e-warrior and against The President. I hope these foot your bills.

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