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Depressed? Cos u aint gat dat special one in ur life.
Dont be a lonly angel, u shud go out or av fun with ur friends or ur man at home.

thats d feeling.

If na magun the bobo(lover) 4 don die since.  

Na wa o.
Ori ka unu e wehun orun unu ge me.

If actresses like genevieve n co r middle class

What would ur ebony b ranked as

As far as i am concerned there only 2 classes of chicks: d middle class and low class
So which one r u al talkin bout.

Commitment . One hell of a job. Wonder y its so difficult.
H202; PS: Comitment n faling in luv r 2 different stuf.
Hell, i fall in luv every minute. commitments
Never

Ikeja lagos

This arsenal sef. Small small clubs go they beat dem anytime anyhow but when dem see top clubs dey go wan play do or die.

London bridge has faling down,faling down,falling down,
London bridge has faling down again ooooooooo.

That timmy guy is dating rita domunic 4real!?

Dis dude aint just sleep walking n talking
It has gone beyond that

He's actually leaving in a dreamland.

Someone shud please wake him up.

*Time out, Zooms off *

Please no more off topic post frm d she's:

Shegirl n co, maybe we stated of at d wrong foot am d gud guy here u no.

I aint gat beef 4 ya'll cos ya'll ain't worth it


Goodmorning lady!s

No comments 4 u shegirl. Am bigger than trading comments wit a shegoat n its partner.

Feel among ma bitc*s

@ h202, speaking of luv.
Cant see d sisterly luv. D way chika is carrying transgendered's cross.

Daaaymmmmmmn! I luv it when there is beef in da house.
But wait o, H202 i think se u holy naa. U no o go baff con dey go work?

From what i see, most post here r frm peeps with hairy brains.

See wetin u 4 do hia
*@ a conference meeting*

Girls: (in chorus)hii Tonye-t.

Tonye: hi girls.

Tonye: its over

Girls : whats over

Tonye: its over
Girls: *whats he saying* what do u mean.

Tonye: its over

Girls: u can av all of us naa.
( Tonye soliloquising ~tempting but no~)

Tonye: its over.

Girls: tony please naa

Tonye: it is over cos its over and its over. * stands up and walks away *

Girls: Tonye plz naa, Tonye, Tonye, Tonye come back naa, Tooonnyeee.

Tonye: ~walking away huming n whilstling~

@poster
it can dat hard, if ur tori na true but i no se na heavy lie u dey lie.
Come tonye-t who be ur pikin 4 hia wey u dey give zobo drink sef?

Nairaland, Nairaland, naaairaalaaaanddd

Goosh!
At my age my folks r currently trying 2 book a room @ yaba left, thax 2 lack of sleeping n laughin like a clown @ funny posts in N-land.

Say what i've gained, A LOT.
Cant start listing d majors but d minors r
1) havin access 2 latest. world news, sports, movies, music, you name it.

2) unlimited downloads, free sms ( am even working on free calls, lol ) .

Like i said dis r just d minors. Life could'nt be more easy n sweeter.