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Car TalkRe: Why Nigerian Cars Are Not Sell-Able After Use by dessz(m): 9:47pm On Mar 08, 2017
op..u funny oh. 9ja motor is like ¢ôndōm u can't sell it after use.....BTW..like if u did any of these when u were small or even as u are now.grin

BusinessRe: What Business Can I Set Up For My Elderly Father In The Village? by dessz(m): 9:46pm On Mar 08, 2017
Ningi2020:
I hope that's what your father does
yea....no b ur dad show am the way. :-P
CelebritiesRe: Jemiriye Teaches "Olurounbi" To Mayor Of Pittsburgh, Americans (Photos) by dessz(m): 9:18pm On Mar 08, 2017
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EducationRe: Students Sit On The Floor In A School In Katsina (Pics, Video) by dessz(m): 9:14pm On Mar 08, 2017
Nigerians,we dey try. we fit learn for this kind environment and write exam pass....then some ediots go say whites know book pass us..let the whites cone to this environment they will know suffer.. cry

Jokes EtcRe: Location Description By A Foreigner And A Nigerian. by dessz(m): 8:40pm On Mar 08, 2017
lol,it happened to me once the guy say "as u enter that street just dey turn left 5 times b4 u turn right 6times. me:huh huh
Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Priest & Islamic Cleric Embrace Each Other In Minna To Promote Peace by dessz(m): 8:33pm On Mar 08, 2017
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BusinessRe: What Business Can I Set Up For My Elderly Father In The Village? by dessz(m): 8:32pm On Mar 08, 2017
kimbra:
There are lots of businesses.
so lots of businesses is ur answer..undecided

BusinessRe: What Business Can I Set Up For My Elderly Father In The Village? by dessz(m): 8:29pm On Mar 08, 2017
very eazy..........set up a "BROTHEL". its a booming market. grin
RomanceRe: Woman Pours Hot Water On Neighbour's Manhood For Refusing To Sleep With Her (pic by dessz(m): 8:15pm On Mar 08, 2017
god,hot water for that place....udonmeanit.
that is the last place u want to get hit.I remember the day I was playing ball my friend mistakenly kick me with boot for that place...I be like person wey climax...."oh oh,.. oh god,-father lord.ah uhhhhhh Jesus ...save me..uhh.MOMMYYY...yeyyyyy." I still feel the pain as am typing...>:-(

PoliticsRe: The Customized Attire Dino Melaye Wore To The Senate Plenary Session (Photos) by dessz(m): 8:07pm On Mar 08, 2017
undecided

TravelRe: PHOTOS: Car Rams Into Shop Along College Road, Ogba Lagos; Kills One by dessz(m): 7:41pm On Mar 08, 2017
detective mode on: if a car was to use such a great momentum to hit that wall according to newtons third law the same amount of force would act on the car and this force that "broke" the wall should be high enough to destroy the cars wondows,bonnet, windscreen.but that's not what the pic shows.so either newton is a liar or this is fake post. cool
PoliticsRe: 'Uduaghan Must Go To Jail' Protest At Delta State Government House (Pics) by dessz(m): 4:13pm On Mar 08, 2017
lol,9ja politician go jail...when appeal court is still alive.rotfl. appeal court been protecting politicians since 1990's.

CrimeRe: Customs Officers Shoot 3 People Dead Along Sagamu-abeokuta Road Over Bag Of Rice by dessz(m): 1:26pm On Mar 08, 2017
Nigeria just won't change ..sigh..

EducationRe: OAU Students Celebrate Their Costume Day In Style. Photos by dessz(m): 1:19pm On Mar 08, 2017
hahaha,see those guys wey dey use bucket take brush teeth lol. I wonder what I would have worn if I had been there....probably a polo and short knickers. I have the worst fashion sense. angry

PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Swears In Onnoghen As CJN (Photos) by dessz(m): 1:55pm On Mar 07, 2017
Galaxies01:
Admin keep banning people because of mmm post. You'll soon ban your damn ass one day. Fools
thank, u bro they banned for saying idgaf about a thread about Tonto dikeh . there aint freedom of speech in this forum its not like i cursed or made tribalistic mockery.

PoliticsRe: Remembering James Ocholi: One Year After His Death (Photos) by dessz(m): 1:31pm On Mar 07, 2017
a handsome man gone damn u death u are a son of a beach.
AgricultureRe: Cucumber Farming In Nigeria – How To Start The Business by dessz(m): 1:22pm On Mar 07, 2017
hehehehe am I the only one that immediately thought of chidimma as the page was loading. cool like if u had the same thought. grin

Foreign AffairsRe: President Donald Trump Signs New Travel Ban, Exempts Iraq by dessz(m): 9:20pm On Mar 06, 2017
pls leave us leave trump we are still looking for our president abeg no add join am.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Inspects Ebute-Metta Railway Terminal Lagos(photos) by dessz(m): 9:05pm On Mar 06, 2017
gathering of pot belied eye servicing people. but na wa for 9ja we can't build our railway with our people they go invite Chinese later them go dey shout support made in Nigeria. HYPOCRITES. sad

Jokes EtcRe: Pictures You Can Relate To As A Nigerian... by dessz(m): 8:05pm On Mar 06, 2017
these are not mine from be like bro app but una must like oh Its by force. grin the second pic is extremely true

CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: My Boyfriend While Single Was Igbo, I Never Said I Can’t Marry Igbo by dessz(m): 6:56pm On Mar 06, 2017
. angry

TV/MoviesRe: Sulaiman Aledeh Quits Channels TV by dessz(m): 5:34pm On Mar 06, 2017
a guy quits his job and its FP material. FACEPALM. undecided

PoliticsRe: Buhari Asked Me To Visit Oil Producing States- Osinbajo by dessz(m): 5:23pm On Mar 06, 2017
don't know if its just me but am gradually influenced by fellow Nlanders to swear for buhari for every little thing. I mean NEPA take light am like "Ogun kill buhari see as he don let them take light.
CrimeRe: Corporate Criminals, Kidnappers Arrested In Lagos After Collecting N3M Ransom by dessz(m): 5:22pm On Mar 06, 2017
criminals
hardened criminals
diehard criminals
armed criminals
corporate criminals

which one is next...
elegant criminals ..huh
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman: Stephanie Otobo In Court With Her Male Colleague (Photos) by dessz(m): 5:17pm On Mar 06, 2017
the woman no get nyash and who will come and toast her with her flat front and back huh
CrimeRe: Woman Stabs Husband To Death Over ‘baba Ijebu’ Lottery (photo) by dessz(m): 4:45pm On Mar 06, 2017
but if the man won 50million the woman for dey do testimony what a woman with a foul temper. chai RIP

PoliticsRe: James Bala Ngilari Jailed For 5 Years For Corruption by dessz(m):
appeal court-........have been saving politicians since 1990
TravelRe: Multiple Accident At Ile Zik Bus Stop, Ikeja, Lagos (Photos) by dessz(m): 1:36pm On Mar 06, 2017
Femillionairee:
If there is a website that offers respite and relief from all the bad news flying around and being given a right of place by our daily tabloids which agitate the minds of all, will you run to the website? http://femillionairee.com doesn't promote bad news or pokes its nose into the lives of our celebs. No time for that. It's a pure and sheer time wastage. Please go to the site. Thanks.
so u are basically advertising ur site cos u ain't got traffic.

TravelRe: Multiple Accident At Ile Zik Bus Stop, Ikeja, Lagos (Photos) by dessz(m): 1:33pm On Mar 06, 2017
who wanna bet the drivers were women ...no offence to the pretty ladies here. lipsrsealed

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