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After seeing these pictures, enemies of Igbos will not eat today. |
When is the United States going to congratulate Tinubu? It had never taken this long before they congratulated a Nigerian President. I'm sure the day it will happen, some will roll out drums to celebrate it. |
Him go explain tire. |
I always said the same but it made people frown at me. |
Our elders said that we should look before we leap, but bobo chicago just lifted our economy on to his head at the spot he was sworn in and jumped waaaaa! into a quangmire. The subsidy he removed is back through the back door, while the exchange rate he floated has been unfloated; dollars sell at the rate of 880 naira at the central Bank, but is sold at the rate of 2250 naira at the parallel market. |
If I may ask, if one is asked which country he or she would like to come from between Nigeria and Afghanistan, which will the person choose? |
This is why I always laugh when they call Soludo the most useless governor. |
You said ten things about David Hundeyin, you wrote two. Below are the rest we expected from you. You started it, so, you must finish it. 1 David is from where? 2 What is his marital status? 3 Which religion does he profess? 4 Which primary and secondary school did he attend? 5 Where does he live or did live? 6 Which of his works made him popular? 7 Has he received any award? 8 When was he born? Answer these and add to the two you have already answered, thanks. |
They are ranting: "Igbos are baby factory" in one tread just because the Anambra State government retrieved a boy illegally given out for adoption by the grand mother. But back in their own enclave, in Ondo State is a woman crying that their State government, I mean a whole State government! forcefully collected her son from her and sold him. If you never see hypocrisy in human atire, don't look further. Just visit Yoruba land |
What NIMet does is just watch for when Cameroon will open their dam. Once that happens, they will pick their microphone and begin to rant: "flood oh! Flood oh! Flood oh!" without considering other factors. When month ends, they will collect their salaries and wait for next year. |
If you don't settle within a specific time they will market your phone. It is a common practice among them. |
Every successful black American singer always got roped into criminal offence. Tupac himself, Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, and now, Puff Daddy. After imprisoned them, the witness will come out and apologize. By the way, who knows if Tupac died then? Who was the Machiavelli that surfaced after his demise? They are only roping P Diddy into it to get some of his money. |
If all these ritual killings had happened in the South East, our town cryer neighbours would have produced a movie and almanac to educate the whole world on how evil Igbos are. They have one movie titled Orija just because a skeleton was found at Okija shrine. They even produced an almanac filled with human skulls all because of Cliford Orji, a mad man who was caught attacking a lady at Toyota under bridge. But for over three years now that this menace is tommenting them, who has heard a tribe toeing that part? We know ourselves in this country. |
He will settle the case out of court and come 2027, will contest for governorship election in his State. Then, come 2031, he will go for the presidency. |
May God grant you the opportunity to exhibit this Kogi in you. |
Tinubu has hit ground running. What happened to the two NIPOST appointees? Which of them finally become the head of the institution? |
What Akpabio did is commendable. Each Senator should sleep with his aids in same room and bed, their bodies are not fire and gunpowder that should not touch. By so doing, they will save us some money. Secondly, Akpabio was in the news for sharing money last time. During that time, no Senator complained, and we didn't hear them whine. Now, they are disturbing us with their noises just because they were asked to sleep in one room for a mare two days retreat. Don't they know that some people sleep under the bridges? |
It is a family affair. |
No smoke without fire. Make una settle una matter out of court, I mean, out of nairaland. |
JOemmy:It looks like a playing ground and has no roof because they haven't finished building it. You should have noticed that it has no seats as well. |
I thought that Nigerian Constitution is the biggest. The one I used while in school is as big as a King James Bible. |
The Republic of Animal Farm. They are adept in chunning out statistics. |
Yaribas and their reverse psychology! Tueh! Tueh! No. 1, companies are closing and relocating, how is their State's revenues growing? No. 2, the truth is that Ogun, Lagos, Oyo, and the rest of Nigeria, including the federal government depend on oil from Akwa Ibom, Delta, Rivers, Imo, and Anambra. Every federal budget always depend on the estimated barrels of oil to be sold and the likely price of oil in the international market. Yet these unity beggers will come out to cover their ass by chunning out fake statistics. Tueh! Tueh! |
Federal government spends billions on electricity subsidy, yet my electricity bill is now higher than my house rent. |
Igbo man claimed his tribe is the pillar of Africa, (mind you, not pillar of Nigeria). Ghanians did not refute it, South Africans did not refute it, Egyptians did not refute it. Guess the tribe that is wailing? Truth hurts more than a burning charcoal. |
Please, Igbos should not comment here because if they cry, Yaribas will say they cry more than the bereaved and if they laugh, Yaribas will say they mock the dead. I come in peace. |
When a tribe is filled with skull miners and their leaders are drug lords, you will quickly understand why a tribe that shares country with them is struggling to leave the union. I come in peace. |
blabulu2000:Yorubas are expert in reverse psychology. They were the ones against unitary government yet, they made sure all the federal agencies and parastatals in Nigeria are in Lagos while none is in zik's Igboland. Yorubas wanted to opt out of Nigeria just because Awolowo lost election, they equally created OPC (Oodua People's Congress) to fight Nigerian when Abiola lost election, but now are condemning Igbos because Igbos said they don't want to be Nigerians as the type of government practiced in the country doesn't favour them. Yorubas had and have being campaigning since time immemorial to make sure Igbos and the South South do not cooperate so that they can milk the South South which they have succeeded by making sure all the oil companies are headquartered in Yorubaland. And when oil was discovered in Lagos, Yorubas openly told everybody they will not make the same mistake the South South made. Yorubas have destroyed the best government in Nigeria, enthroned and defended a senile as the head of government, and now, sacrificed their own wellbeing just to make sure they dominate Nigeria by having one of their own in the helm of affairs even if the person is of questionable character. I have saved this write up and will use it to educate my children. |
A thief who steals a crown does so to earn money and buy some food. The same with the one who stole plantain in Ijebu Ode, and the now, popular rice bandits of Ibadan. All these point to the fact that there is hunger in the land. A hungry man is an angry man. Know this and know how you argue with people less you argue with a hungry man and he bites you. |
If Buhari that Tinubu foisted on Nigerians could trample on the law, why not Tinubu himself? |