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A magistrate's court in nneobi, a village in Anambra State, versus a magistrate's court in Abeokuta, the capital of Ogun State. A good comparison.

This kain revolution dey totori my belle, I swe.

22o62021:
At least Hon Dr Pat Asadu will now rest

This man don dey rep since I dey jss3

Pat did not recontest. Vita Aba from Edeoballa contested in his stead.

I heard it's not in a website, but in a cobweb.

May the will of Nigerians prevail.

They said Kyari was the head of the cabal, then, he died from purported covid-19. They said Maman Daura was the head, the cold hands of death went for him and nearly exterminated him. Now,they say it is Tunde.

How everybody suddenly becomes concerned about Nigerians problem baffles me.

It was well known before these unfolding scenarios you enumerated. Tinubu will come third. Mark it somewhere

Captain8:
Ojukwu used the Ijaw oil monies to execute the war,,,while Boro use his money.

Ojukwu use weapons of government to fight the war,,,Adaka only bought weapons.

Ojukwu used government power government to buy machinery from other countries to train his boys how to make weapons but Adaka never see such opportunity.

Ojukwu used all ibibios, Efiks, Annangs to fight the war,,but Adaka use only Ijaw youths..

If Adaka had gotten half of the Ojukwu advantage, he could have sink nigeria.

Adaka Boro is a god of war.

We Ijaws over had the numbers to sustain revolution..

2009 fight that forced nigeria government to now and grant amnesty, do you think other ethnicities help us? ofcourse only Ijaw youths made the government bow to their kneels..
Because of that 2009 fight we won, if we make threat, government will be jittery....don't see how a wanted tompolo put fear on government?

we have not fight today doesn't mean we don't have the numbers or powers to defeat nigeria again.

One day, the consequences of these fake histories will come to roost.

GBTYO:
So what is crazy about it ?

You idiots will be supporting both Buhari and Emefile as they sell you to globo homo

Do you think by this time next year (if their treachery succeeds) that you will see a single note in circulation ?

Only a fool can not see where all this is going to .

The WEF is rolling out and testing their digital currency and using Nigeria as a Guinea pig and you are here defending the bastard Emefile ?

Why are you people so dense?

In the next months you will see how the CBN will roll out Universal Basic Income

You will witness the discontinuance of plastic debit cards and phone enabled platforms.

You will see a drive to have everyone chipped under Bill Gates ID2020 project which will serve as both your personal ID and bank account

Fools

If all these didn't happen, then, who becomes a fool

The tribunal's verdict is an exercise in futility.

If you must pull a snake out of a hole, use another man's fingers. Buhari is adapt in applying this political adage.

Jones4190:
they should extended it till Feb 14 so that I will lavish the old money on valentine with my girlfriend and the remaining money will be use in betting on champions league

Correct.guyman! You got it
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For a typical Igboman, it doesn't matter where one comes from, what matters is competence. Unfortunately, Atiku is not the best in that category among the present contestants. Igbos do not carry tribal matter that way.

When two elephants fight, the grasses bear the brunts.
When Tinubu's camp and Buhari's camp fight, the masses bear the brunts.

Richy4:


My most favorite/ amusing Part of the Gist

"She explained that after realising that her daughter decided not to marry the man, she felt that both of them should not lose him and so she decided to contact his family, adding that she was as beautiful as her daughter."


The guy na George Clooney, Brad Pitt abi na Prince King charles? wetin I dey read so

To comprehend this, you should read in-between the lines. What she meant is that both of them were dating the Alhaji, but when he wanted to take the next step towards the daughter, she back down. The mother on the other hand did not want to lose everything, hence the necessary step she took.

From "they will not travel during the Yuletide" to "No longer at east" Wishful thinkers.

If you are in Lagos, learn how to live with them.

The man did not sleep. He only left for a meeting in another realm.

How does this one resemble Buhari?

First, they said Igbos will not travel during the Christmas because of violence in their States, now, they say Igbos can't return because of sit at home. Which useless rumour are we to expect next?

A presidential candidate! I'm speechless

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Ayomide onye ofeman
Amu gi alaputago gi.
Afo sagbukwa gi na mpa gi Tilumbu Onye Chemist

Nwanne, easy easy ah ah!

OkpaAkuEriEri:
Ayomide onye ofeman
Amu gi alaputago gi.
Afo sagbukwa gi na mpa gi Tilumbu Onye Chemist

Nwanne, was easy ah ah!

Interesting time to be a Nigerian. This election is between the frustrated youths and the tribalist.

Send me one mil, and I will show you the way.

A very interesting election, this of 2023.

Ibadan is really great in the pages of papers.

Two-thirds of Ibadan consists of mud houses without streets, ancient houses. Apart from this, every other claim made by this writer is laughable.

How's owo mi da going to collect owo boys?