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The heart of man is desperately evil and wicked.

CoCoLav:
Amen.

Truth is I have never been in such a situation, almost was once but God saved me.

It will be nice to read about it in 'The Perks of being a Wallflower'

I really do enjoy reading it.

CoCoLav:
I will catch him off guard because he won't be expecting it.

It will work for you but let God always protect you from all evil

CoCoLav:
Lol ....I usually just go straight to step 4

Thanks for the tips though.

Straight to 4? Hehehe. I don't think you can achieve that without 1,2 and 3.

It's a very deadly trend

The only thing I regret was trusting her.

What is wrong in cooking for your pregnant wife? I will do much more for the mother of my kids

mztubsy:
you are so right! No yaya or aguero,no mancity.yaya's absence is so evident in their play and co-ordination.u c d diff btw mancity and chelsea.they struggle without their key players,chelsea on d other hands does not.w r a team and not dependent on anyone.if costa doesn't perform,theirs hazard,oscar,willian.even nemanja matic sef(almighty olumo defence) breaks in and scores.so there's no self reliance on a particular striker.its a collective effort and that's what man shitty lacks.....wetin consine us jare...as for we #cfc fans ....the sky is FOREVER BLUE.

I should give you a job as an analyst with DSTV. You got it well. This season is good for Chelsea unlike our rivals. I always respect Mourinho. He really knows his job and will be legendary.

mztubsy:
E be like say man-shitty go lose today ooo.for the first time I'm going to be a 90 minute a.s.s-nal fan *pukes* (the thought of dis churns my stomach).anyways a.s.s-nal do the needful.(Not like I care ).either way,my darling chelsea is lifting the trophy dis season.#CFC till I'm filled with grey hair.#upblues....chelsea all d way.muah,,,,

#CFC is so lifting the trophy this season. #ManCity always struggle without Yaya

foodie57:
haha good question. Maybe it is when your heart no longer flutters when you hear your partners voice or see his smile.

Couldn't have being said any better

Mineral with puns

When a woman is fed up, there is nothing you can do about it. R Kelly

Someone is seriously injured and that guy in the second picture is closing in for a good pic.

"When the money goes, will the honey stay? When gray skies replace the sunny day!" Jay Z

Reminds me of one primary school crush. Always picking on me. Whenever people call her my wife, she will become angry but will always hang around me. You need to see her reaction when another girl is near me. Funny memories though

Bro with your temper, I don't think you can make it far with someone that insults you. One day, you will react and say things you will regret or even hit her. You need a humble and overly understanding girl. Just forget about her. I don't think it can work. My own opinion sha

No be only Popular Virgin na Virgin Atlantic. Mitcheeeeeeeeew

CoCoLav:
What is there in farting? If I was the woman I will bone face and continue the dinner. Whoever has not farted before should talk, after all its not like I killed anybody

Nothing dey happen! If you don't like it leave. Soldier come, soldier go barracks go remain.

Shy girl like you. You sure you can handle it?

Please don't mislead people. Windows 8 is very good. I think you have mastered windows 7 that's why you are keen on it. Am so enjoying my windows 8 like kilode. I believe with time you will get used to it and it's improved abilities.

About the problems you are having, I think your system has a problem not the OS.

CoCoLav:
Naaa! I always feel guilty besides my voice shakes when I lie.

So not everyone lies? Hmmm but I thought your a lawyer?

CoCoLav:
My cousin who was an engineering student told his dad he needed money to buy engine block for a project. His dad had to call mine to borrow money and that's where he got exposed.

Another cousin who was an anatomy student said he needed money for cadavar. They called my dad to borrow money again and that's where sh it hit the roof.

My sister lied that she was going for a tutorial meanwhile she was going to the beach. While at the beach she took pictures which she posted on Facebook. My dad's employee saw the pictures and took it to show him and was praising him for having such a beautiful daughter, my dad just smiled. My sister later came home not knowing she had been exposed. It was a really bad day for her.

So hilarious. How about your own? You haven't lied to your peeps?

Here is the Xmas chicken, enjoy people, enjoy!

Happy birthday to them!

Can a picture be posted?

Simply put...your a gifted writer!

This is the height of tragedy, can't imagine what the mother will be feeling. God save us this period.

Well said Op, so so true.

Enemies of the State

LordMecuzy:
Pls share with me opara.benedict1@gmail.com

Done!

Jurgenbill:
Send it here pls....jurgenbill@yahoo.com

Done!

vivalavida:
Thanks bro
And u bear the name of ma elda bro

Oh...that's good to know.