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Romance / Re: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by Devcrib(m): 10:56pm On Apr 06, 2015
D guys dont need to grad, knowing hw d game goes sort every tin

Vickybee:
Keep studying us, you'll never graduate.
Romance / Re: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by Devcrib(m): 10:51pm On Apr 06, 2015
Lolz pls resend the missing part of the text.
Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes! angry

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled smiley

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later wink

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM! shocked

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]
Romance / Re: Caught In The Act...pls What Would You Do In This Situation? by Devcrib(m): 12:42am On Mar 23, 2015
U talk well.
Even guys do same tin, na who u catch b thief.
Olutola88:
I just dey laugh as everybody dey talk WTF! So some ladies still do dis. What is she looking for in the other guy that the Fiancé doesn't have? Bla bla bla

One thing I want u guys to know is that this thing happens everyday and in many relationships(cheating). Every bad girl is a good girl until she's caught. Na who u catch u catch o

I know many ladies that are in so-called serious relationships and still have extra affairs. Na make God just help us

These days, I fins it very hard to trust ladies cos I've seen a lot. My eyes don too see
Romance / Re: Caught In The Act...pls What Would You Do In This Situation? by Devcrib(m): 12:38am On Mar 23, 2015
Fact quit d shit, der's every tendency d lady wld still wanna do same tingy afta marriage.

Nd has 4 u nt attending d intro, it beta dat way. I wld hv dne same if i had such a brainless friend.

Back 2 d dude he must b actually stupid tryn 2 pick a fite wit d oda guy hv'n fun, him no force d babe na.
Romance / Re: Is There A Way A MAN Can RESIST This? by Devcrib(m): 11:52pm On Mar 22, 2015
Holy crap, xcessive.
Dudez r'nt gonna resist dis, but get sick of it early
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by Devcrib(m): 11:47pm On Mar 22, 2015
Fact dude

GANJAFARMER:
I feel your pains bro but you've got to understand that they don't put a gun to your head to pay for sex.

If she refuse to dig; beg, beat and threaten and if it doesn't work , back off and find out why and you'll surely get laid that same night.

Use your head and control your woman , no be by power.


If I tell a woman I don't have ,she'll either understand or walk out of that door and I'll get another woman that will listen to me else she walks too.......it's their choice .


Politics / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Diezani Allison-Madueke's Brother by Devcrib(m): 2:10pm On Mar 19, 2015
Abeg who cares, dey hv got money to fix dem shit.

Weda dem kidnap or adultnap, it adds no value 2 our every dayz hustle.

Let dem f** demselfs

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Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by Devcrib(m): 1:53pm On Mar 19, 2015
Bless u too

tosyne2much:
I wouldn't have said it better.. God bless you
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by Devcrib(m): 1:40pm On Mar 19, 2015
Giving shld'nt be a prob, but been taken for granted wen u do.

Lot of ladies does nt understand wen u say am broke @ the moment.
Some ladies r just too dependent.

GANJAFARMER:
Honestly , I do not understand the meaning of magaring and how it relate to men and women business ( relationship)

If you have a relationship and your partner needs help and you have the resources to share without complaining, how does that equate to being magged? Unless the word 'maga' is simply meant to identify guys that can't afford for their partner if she doesn't have much or needs their help.

Cc
Tosyne2much
Origin101

I want you guys to enlighten me .
Politics / Re: BUHARI RIGHT On Level Of Corruption – Emir Sanusi by Devcrib(m): 10:25pm On Mar 18, 2015
Piece of crap, sanusi 1 talk say him no follow chop?

Set of hypocrite.
The said buhari or wot eva wld do worst
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by Devcrib(m): 10:05pm On Mar 18, 2015
That tells u hw loose many ladies are, nxt tin u hear shez been used as the nxt sacrifice package.

sam121:

But ladies have become so lazy to work hard, I met a lady just yesterday and today she told me that she doesn't need to stress her self working, that her future husband must make everything for her....my dear instantly I ended the call and deleted her number....
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga by Devcrib(m): 9:18pm On Mar 18, 2015
Sum dudes are xcellently stupid dat even in write up nd xperience dem no dey learn
Romance / Re: LADIES!!! Please Don't Ever Sit Like This Without Panties!! by Devcrib(m): 11:53pm On Mar 16, 2015
Nairaland nd it comic users.
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Find This Attractive (photo) by Devcrib(m): 1:30pm On Mar 09, 2015
link2jude:
Am so much interested but I couldn't find a gym around my area Ikotun-Egbe

u can create one urself, all u need is a thick iron rod with a mold concrete

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Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Find This Attractive (photo) by Devcrib(m): 11:33am On Mar 09, 2015
They are nt looking bad sha, i gym also. I dnt do it to suit ladies, jst 2 fit nd not looking like a dot on the I

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Software/Programmer Market / E-result System by Devcrib(m): 2:53pm On Jul 25, 2014
A month ago a freelancer job was given to me to make a result checker system for a prominent high school in lagos similar to that of Waec, i was my first project relating to an E-system. I had issues working on it, but it was successfully completed and tested.

Key Features for student area:
check result base on class and term.
Check result using a card pin and serial.

Key admin feature:

Generate Result checker Cards
Monitor Statistics of card
check students result based on term and class

Upcoming feature:
Ability for student to print their IDcard from their Profile and many other features.


Its a codeigniter project the source is available for sale if any one need it.

If you wish to see it demo drop your mail here the demo link would be sent to you

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