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CrimeRe: Bauchi Police Nab 56 Kidnappers, Rescue 28 by devilmaycry: 4:16am On Sep 08, 2016
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CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Ministry Of Environment Staff For Fraud by devilmaycry: 9:00pm On Sep 06, 2016
Lexusgs430:
LOL.
Dreaming of been a virgin? Is actually very different from been a virgin.
Its time to wake up from that dream. Has your c.ock ever uncocked the uncockable?
nigga my c0ck big die ...even plan to keep it till December so we kill it for xmas
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Ministry Of Environment Staff For Fraud by devilmaycry: 3:54pm On Sep 06, 2016
Lexusgs430:
Have you kept yourself a virgin?
of cos ...I have had so many dreams of been a virgin..so I guess am a virgin
CrimeRe: Police Officer Who Shot Okada Rider Dead In Ondo State Arrested + Full Details by devilmaycry: 2:52pm On Sep 06, 2016
okk so he is dead ...how does that change the current level of our economy? Garri is still 1cup 30naira and you know kuli kuli that was 5naira is now 20naira ,so op post news on how to make money or arrange a coup on ur presido..Bye
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Ministry Of Environment Staff For Fraud by devilmaycry: 2:06pm On Sep 06, 2016
ZuzuMan:
........Well I can see that your Future wife is actually a Born-Again-Virgin ! grin grin grin
lol...tfu
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Ministry Of Environment Staff For Fraud by devilmaycry: 2:01pm On Sep 06, 2016
Lexusgs430:
She keeps telling you she is a virgin. On the wedding night, the devil may cry, after realizing that what he married has a well...................
my future wife is a virgin period ....come is it me and ur wife ?
RomanceRe: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by devilmaycry: 9:48am On Sep 06, 2016
mhizAnnie:
I've been waiting for seun oooo
He's the one running cheesy good morning
wait no longer .... My brother's name is seun
RomanceRe: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by devilmaycry: 8:14am On Sep 06, 2016
mhizAnnie:
Is it me and u dah have my sleep?

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lol Aunty sorry Ma...and u up again this early morning...one question ma'am is Oga Seun your husbby ?lol Goodmorning jawe btw goan read my story biko www.nairaland.com/3303797/tale-love
RomanceRe: The Busty Lady That Caused Stir In Ikeja In New Pictures by devilmaycry: 3:27am On Sep 06, 2016
mhizAnnie:
U're one of the Vaseline crew abi? Lmao
Aunty goan sleep...
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Ministry Of Environment Staff For Fraud by devilmaycry:
smh,see profession nau ... Who else blames Buhari for their stupid and foolish act ? btw FTC ..I dedicate this to my future wife,I know you are still a virgin please kontinue telling them you on your period .Bye
SportsRe: VIDEO: Funny Igbo Skit About Arsenal's Premier League Chances by devilmaycry: 2:29am On Sep 06, 2016
FTC...I dedicate this to my future wife...I know no one if fuccking you and you still a virgin .Back to the matter ...Bye. Btw arsenal should resign kanu so that they can win
PoliticsRe: Ippis Payment System - A Huge Failure by devilmaycry: 2:21am On Sep 06, 2016
FTC...I dedicate this to my future wife...I know no one if fuccking you and you still a virgin .Back to the matter ...wait is Buhari also the cause of it ? okay Bye
Foreign AffairsRe: Most Watched Death Between Obama And Putin At G20 by devilmaycry: 2:19am On Sep 06, 2016
FTC...I dedicate this to my future wife...I know no one if fuccking you and you still a virgin .Back to the matter ...Bye
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 5 For Robbery In Yola by devilmaycry: 2:11am On Sep 06, 2016
FTC...I dedicate this to my future wife...I know no one if fuccking you and you still a virgin .Back to the matter ...Bye
CrimeRe: Syria Conflict: IS Claims Wave Of Bombings That Kills Dozens by devilmaycry: 2:10am On Sep 06, 2016
FTC...I dedicate this to my future wife...I know no one if fuccking you and you still a virgin .Back to the matter ...Bye
LiteratureRe: A Tale Of Love (18+) by devilmaycry(op):
Next morning I was preparing for the outing,trying to iron my cloths cos I called mum last night and told her we were asked to buy two textbooks for physics and chemistry lectures ,both amounting to 10k .As expected my mum didn't disappoint Early morning I received an alert,"15k have been deposited to your account by ....".So my day was going to be good after all, I finished ironing my trouser was left with the shirt when I remembered that BO2 thingy so out of curiousity I decided to ask my sister.

Me : sis ,morning o
Ene : yes ?? Any problem
Me :Ahh Ahh ..its just greeting nau
Ene : no ..you don't greet me in the morning for nothing,so what is it ?
Kaiii my sis can be so observative ehn ,she aint wrong though cos most days I just wake up,brush my teeth,take my bath ,eat and zoom for lectures unless I wanted her help or something.
Me :okay okay..I just want to know the meaning of BO2.
Ene : BO what
Me :BO2
Ene : so you don't know the meaning of BO2 and you claim you went to a rugged school ,ode it means boo and whose that girl that is decieving you?

Heheheh...I no even waste time answer her ,I just left her room with a joyful heart ,weyrey so Emily introduced me to her friends as her boo ?It felt nice
Fast forward to the time,it was around 10am I called emily and she picked,chai her voice no be here o,I told her about the time and venue we are supposed to meet,if am to come and carry her but she refused that she was going to come herself ,and when I asked about her friends she told me her friends were just joking the other day,that they are not coming.Chai best news of the day,I nogo spend plenty,God you are good.
Told her the venue,Hotel rufina, one of the most popular places around town.Ended the call,took my bath and zoomed off to the Atm to withdraw.
We met as planned,ate and had a great time together,talked and cracked jokes,it was one of the best outing I have had.During our conversation,I found out she was the only child of her parents,come na curse them curse me ? Wetin be my own with only child because Becky too was the only child of her parents.That day was well spent,I took her home in a taxi,bade her goodbye after she gave me a very tight hug.chai my body just the sweet me.
Fast forward to school hours on monday,I dnt eat on mondays and normally monday classes was always boring,so when I noticed emily and her friends were not in class I thought maybe they dint come, called Emily, she told me she was at home and wasn't going to come.Ahhhh today go dey boring be dat o.
There was Desmond sitting beside me with his big shirt

Desmond : senior Oj this lecture node bored you ?
Me : I don tell you no dey call me senior o,but sha the lectures no dey make sense Desmond : heheh,I don taya sef,make we go cafe na
Me : oya na but na you go sponsor shey,knowing fully well I was going to pay.
Desmond : yes na

So we left the class and went straight to the cafe.it was a 5minute walk,we both felt exhausted so we had to rest before ordering.
Suddenly I felt a soft hand on my shoulder,hmmmm this must be a female hand and if emily wasn't in school then who would this be I thought and as I turned i got the biggest shock of my life.
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LiteratureRe: A Tale Of Love (18+) by devilmaycry(op): 9:15pm On Sep 05, 2016
Perfectionist11:
Nice story..but all these stephy Emily & jane..U no fit promote ya own culture and use names like Nkechi,Sekinat, lola & Ngozi....#just kidding..more updates please.
heheheh,bros I salute
LiteratureRe: A Tale Of Love (18+) by devilmaycry(op):
It wasn't easy going for remedial lectures everyday with your juniors,but walahi that one no been shake me cos I was actually very free with them.In class the next day, I couldn't get my mind off the message I received,i started seeing Emily in different perspetives,is she the flirty type ?was she into me or am I just getting the whole thing wrong.The only way to find out is to approach her again maybe this time I will collect her number and see if she was the one that sent the messaged.
So on a faithful Friday afternoon I saw her coming from the school cafeteria with her friends,chai see her outfit nau ,she was wearing a pink T-shirt, a blue jean trouser with a pink snicker and a blue p-cap to top it ,which kind Barbie be this I thought as I approached her.

Me: Hello Em
Emily: Hy Oj
Me :I was going to eat in the cafe when I saw a beautiful angel approaching me,lo and behold the hunger Left me immediately,Em how are you?
Emily :hahahahha you have started with your flattery again oj ,am okay though

It was a nice conversation as her friends moved away from us and sat at a corner in a park close to us,we talked for a while before she realised she left her Friends,so she held me close by the arms and motioned us close to where her friends were .when we reached she introduced me to her friends .

Emily : uhmmmmm Oj meet my friends Stephy, Jane and Tricia .Girls this is Oj my BO2 ,they all smiled at me and I smiled back even though I never knew what BO2 meant.

We talked for sometime because we were under a shade so The sun wasn't really hitting us.Jane was the most prettiest among the girls but not really curvy and talks a lot than the rest girls,Tricia and Stephy on the other hand were averagely pretty and curvy while Emily Herself was the masterpiece of all.It was nice talking to them,that feeling you get when you are seen talking with the classy girls in your lecture hall .

Me : Emily ,how is your weekend going to be ?
Jane : You want to take us out ?
Tricia : Jane so you are now Emily

We started laughing,I had to play my card well as not to rush things and I regretted asking that question because if she dosnt answer it would have been a slap to my face.

Emily : Oj I don't know yet but since my dad wouldn't be around,he travelled to the state today , I guess it will just be i and my mum so am probably free for the weekend.
Stephy : and you are forgetting us ?
Emily : hahahah noo ,how can I forget my own sisters.
Me : okay so am thinking of hanging out with you during the weekend if you dnt mind.
Jane :if you wanna hangout with her,know you hanging out with three other girls too.

They all Started laughing and I faked a laugh too but in my mind I just the cursed the gal...which kind badluck be this ?how pesin wan take carry four babes commot for this kind time wey pocket no well,but sha aspar sharp guy I just agree "Yes ofcos,no problem "I replied .Later on I collected Emily's number.We left the park,after lectures I went home feeling happy,got home did some chores,ate and slept.Woke up later in the night ,chatted alittle then opened the message I received that day but to my greatest suprise ,the number attached to it wasn't the same with the one Emily gave me . Ahhh wetin come be this one,if its not Emily,then who ??am I been stalked ? or is it one of her friends ? who wait no one had my number in the lecture hall except ,Desmond this I was sure of I kept pondering about it till I slept off.
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LiteratureRe: A Tale Of Love (18+) by devilmaycry(op): 4:57pm On Sep 05, 2016
xtanlee:
Nairalanders... Always blowing off our minds with there amazing talents.... Please come and continue o...
tank you boss ..
LiteratureRe: A Tale Of Love (18+) by devilmaycry(op): 4:40pm On Sep 05, 2016
ceecane2:
A very nyc story dude. keep up d good work. u talented in ur own way.
thankz sire ..I appreciate
LiteratureRe: A Tale Of Love (18+) by devilmaycry(op): 4:35pm On Sep 05, 2016
kester113:
@op,we Dey Wait Ur Story Devilmaycry
hehe Oga ..I dey tied up...I go try update sha..tnx
LiteratureRe: A Tale Of Love (18+) by devilmaycry(op): 4:33pm On Sep 05, 2016
kester113:
@op,we Dey Wait Ur Story Devilmaycry
hehe Oga ..I dey tied up...I go try update sha..tnx
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RomanceRe: Must Read: The Break Up F^ck [part 1] by devilmaycry: 7:41pm On Sep 04, 2016
buhari why nau ?? Look what you have done bro ... If this gal had a job she wouldn't be thinking about rough fucck up and Dan ...OP how old are you biko ?
CrimeRe: Angry Mob Lynch Man For Recording Himself R*ping A Dog (photo) by devilmaycry: 2:42am On Sep 04, 2016
Hmmmm .. Wetin pesin no go see for this life so the man is trying to tel us there are no girls in his environs ?? I proposed the motion of him getting raped by thugs cos this is total nonsense
CrimeRe: Man Livestreams Self Raping Dogs, Gets Beating Of A Lifetime by devilmaycry: 2:41am On Sep 04, 2016
Hmmmm .. Wetin pesin no go see for this life so the man is trying to tel us there are no girls in his environs ?? I proposed the motion of him getting raped by thugs cos this is total nonsense
CrimeRe: Phone Thief Caught This Morning At The Monthly RCCG Holy Ghost Service by devilmaycry: 2:33am On Sep 04, 2016
Hmmmm .. So they didn't beat him up ? Bet why..suprisingly those phones he stole are cheap... Nigga why u dey fucck up who else blames Buhari for this
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons To Have Sex With A Guy With A Small Penis by devilmaycry: 10:42am On Sep 03, 2016
chaiii ,comments tho ...I pray I don't get spoilt by it Amen
CelebritiesRe: Kenya Vs Nigeria Trending On Twitter by devilmaycry: 10:29am On Sep 03, 2016
kenyans are stupid sha,they dnt think with their brains ...maybe cos shit in there is also dark as hell
CelebritiesRe: Hmmm, Nigerian Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Dresses As A Woman, Releases Photos by devilmaycry: 10:15am On Sep 03, 2016
this is total rubbish ..how do these gay niggas feel ? Ur ass will just get damaged for nothing btw he is a disgrace to mankind
RomanceRe: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by devilmaycry: 6:22pm On Sep 01, 2016
Lastking147:
Happy new month to ya'll Devilmaycry my nigga grin Crazyquinn my online cutie kiss Trapqueen77 I don hug u now oh grin wink kiss Stiflerdrug cool Christinnah kiss
RomanceRe: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by devilmaycry: 6:15pm On Sep 01, 2016
Lastking147:
Happy new month to ya'll Devilmaycry my nigga grin Crazyquinn my online cutie kiss Trapqueen77 I don hug u now oh grin wink kiss Stiflerdrug cool Christinnah kiss

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