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Lexusgs430:nigga my c0ck big die ...even plan to keep it till December so we kill it for xmas |
Lexusgs430:of cos ...I have had so many dreams of been a virgin..so I guess am a virgin |
okk so he is dead ...how does that change the current level of our economy? Garri is still 1cup 30naira and you know kuli kuli that was 5naira is now 20naira ,so op post news on how to make money or arrange a coup on ur presido..Bye |
ZuzuMan:lol...tfu |
Lexusgs430:my future wife is a virgin period ....come is it me and ur wife ? |
mhizAnnie:wait no longer .... My brother's name is seun |
mhizAnnie:lol Aunty sorry Ma...and u up again this early morning...one question ma'am is Oga Seun your husbby ?lol Goodmorning jawe btw goan read my story biko www.nairaland.com/3303797/tale-love |
mhizAnnie:Aunty goan sleep... |
smh,see profession nau ... Who else blames Buhari for their stupid and foolish act ? btw FTC ..I dedicate this to my future wife,I know you are still a virgin please kontinue telling them you on your period .Bye |
FTC...I dedicate this to my future wife...I know no one if fuccking you and you still a virgin .Back to the matter ...Bye. Btw arsenal should resign kanu so that they can win |
FTC...I dedicate this to my future wife...I know no one if fuccking you and you still a virgin .Back to the matter ...wait is Buhari also the cause of it ? okay Bye |
FTC...I dedicate this to my future wife...I know no one if fuccking you and you still a virgin .Back to the matter ...Bye |
FTC...I dedicate this to my future wife...I know no one if fuccking you and you still a virgin .Back to the matter ...Bye |
FTC...I dedicate this to my future wife...I know no one if fuccking you and you still a virgin .Back to the matter ...Bye |
Next morning I was preparing for the outing,trying to iron my cloths cos I called mum last night and told her we were asked to buy two textbooks for physics and chemistry lectures ,both amounting to 10k .As expected my mum didn't disappoint Early morning I received an alert,"15k have been deposited to your account by ....".So my day was going to be good after all, I finished ironing my trouser was left with the shirt when I remembered that BO2 thingy so out of curiousity I decided to ask my sister. Me : sis ,morning o Ene : yes ?? Any problem Me :Ahh Ahh ..its just greeting nau Ene : no ..you don't greet me in the morning for nothing,so what is it ? Kaiii my sis can be so observative ehn ,she aint wrong though cos most days I just wake up,brush my teeth,take my bath ,eat and zoom for lectures unless I wanted her help or something. Me :okay okay..I just want to know the meaning of BO2. Ene : BO what Me :BO2 Ene : so you don't know the meaning of BO2 and you claim you went to a rugged school ,ode it means boo and whose that girl that is decieving you? Heheheh...I no even waste time answer her ,I just left her room with a joyful heart ,weyrey so Emily introduced me to her friends as her boo ?It felt nice Fast forward to the time,it was around 10am I called emily and she picked,chai her voice no be here o,I told her about the time and venue we are supposed to meet,if am to come and carry her but she refused that she was going to come herself ,and when I asked about her friends she told me her friends were just joking the other day,that they are not coming.Chai best news of the day,I nogo spend plenty,God you are good. Told her the venue,Hotel rufina, one of the most popular places around town.Ended the call,took my bath and zoomed off to the Atm to withdraw. We met as planned,ate and had a great time together,talked and cracked jokes,it was one of the best outing I have had.During our conversation,I found out she was the only child of her parents,come na curse them curse me ? Wetin be my own with only child because Becky too was the only child of her parents.That day was well spent,I took her home in a taxi,bade her goodbye after she gave me a very tight hug.chai my body just the sweet me. Fast forward to school hours on monday,I dnt eat on mondays and normally monday classes was always boring,so when I noticed emily and her friends were not in class I thought maybe they dint come, called Emily, she told me she was at home and wasn't going to come.Ahhhh today go dey boring be dat o. There was Desmond sitting beside me with his big shirt Desmond : senior Oj this lecture node bored you ? Me : I don tell you no dey call me senior o,but sha the lectures no dey make sense Desmond : heheh,I don taya sef,make we go cafe na Me : oya na but na you go sponsor shey,knowing fully well I was going to pay. Desmond : yes na So we left the class and went straight to the cafe.it was a 5minute walk,we both felt exhausted so we had to rest before ordering. Suddenly I felt a soft hand on my shoulder,hmmmm this must be a female hand and if emily wasn't in school then who would this be I thought and as I turned i got the biggest shock of my life. |
Perfectionist11:heheheh,bros I salute |
It wasn't easy going for remedial lectures everyday with your juniors,but walahi that one no been shake me cos I was actually very free with them.In class the next day, I couldn't get my mind off the message I received,i started seeing Emily in different perspetives,is she the flirty type ?was she into me or am I just getting the whole thing wrong.The only way to find out is to approach her again maybe this time I will collect her number and see if she was the one that sent the messaged. So on a faithful Friday afternoon I saw her coming from the school cafeteria with her friends,chai see her outfit nau ,she was wearing a pink T-shirt, a blue jean trouser with a pink snicker and a blue p-cap to top it ,which kind Barbie be this I thought as I approached her. Me: Hello Em Emily: Hy Oj Me :I was going to eat in the cafe when I saw a beautiful angel approaching me,lo and behold the hunger Left me immediately,Em how are you? Emily :hahahahha you have started with your flattery again oj ,am okay though It was a nice conversation as her friends moved away from us and sat at a corner in a park close to us,we talked for a while before she realised she left her Friends,so she held me close by the arms and motioned us close to where her friends were .when we reached she introduced me to her friends . Emily : uhmmmmm Oj meet my friends Stephy, Jane and Tricia .Girls this is Oj my BO2 ,they all smiled at me and I smiled back even though I never knew what BO2 meant. We talked for sometime because we were under a shade so The sun wasn't really hitting us.Jane was the most prettiest among the girls but not really curvy and talks a lot than the rest girls,Tricia and Stephy on the other hand were averagely pretty and curvy while Emily Herself was the masterpiece of all.It was nice talking to them,that feeling you get when you are seen talking with the classy girls in your lecture hall . Me : Emily ,how is your weekend going to be ? Jane : You want to take us out ? Tricia : Jane so you are now Emily We started laughing,I had to play my card well as not to rush things and I regretted asking that question because if she dosnt answer it would have been a slap to my face. Emily : Oj I don't know yet but since my dad wouldn't be around,he travelled to the state today , I guess it will just be i and my mum so am probably free for the weekend. Stephy : and you are forgetting us ? Emily : hahahah noo ,how can I forget my own sisters. Me : okay so am thinking of hanging out with you during the weekend if you dnt mind. Jane :if you wanna hangout with her,know you hanging out with three other girls too. They all Started laughing and I faked a laugh too but in my mind I just the cursed the gal...which kind badluck be this ?how pesin wan take carry four babes commot for this kind time wey pocket no well,but sha aspar sharp guy I just agree "Yes ofcos,no problem "I replied .Later on I collected Emily's number.We left the park,after lectures I went home feeling happy,got home did some chores,ate and slept.Woke up later in the night ,chatted alittle then opened the message I received that day but to my greatest suprise ,the number attached to it wasn't the same with the one Emily gave me . Ahhh wetin come be this one,if its not Emily,then who ??am I been stalked ? or is it one of her friends ? who wait no one had my number in the lecture hall except ,Desmond this I was sure of I kept pondering about it till I slept off. |
xtanlee:tank you boss .. |
ceecane2:thankz sire ..I appreciate |
kester113:hehe Oga ..I dey tied up...I go try update sha..tnx |
kester113:hehe Oga ..I dey tied up...I go try update sha..tnx |
buhari why nau ?? Look what you have done bro ... If this gal had a job she wouldn't be thinking about rough fucck up and Dan ...OP how old are you biko ? |
Hmmmm .. Wetin pesin no go see for this life so the man is trying to tel us there are no girls in his environs ?? I proposed the motion of him getting raped by thugs cos this is total nonsense |
Hmmmm .. Wetin pesin no go see for this life so the man is trying to tel us there are no girls in his environs ?? I proposed the motion of him getting raped by thugs cos this is total nonsense |
Hmmmm .. So they didn't beat him up ? Bet why..suprisingly those phones he stole are cheap... Nigga why u dey fucck up who else blames Buhari for this |
chaiii ,comments tho ...I pray I don't get spoilt by it Amen |
kenyans are stupid sha,they dnt think with their brains ...maybe cos shit in there is also dark as hell |
this is total rubbish ..how do these gay niggas feel ? Ur ass will just get damaged for nothing btw he is a disgrace to mankind |
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