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CelebritiesRe: Husband Twerks For His Bride On His Wedding Day (photos) by devilmaycry: 1:36pm On Aug 21, 2016
Lol...funny ...things u do for love
CelebritiesRe: Curvy Lady With Mind-massive Bum Takes A Seductive Walk In Skimpy Outfit(photos) by devilmaycry: 1:28pm On Aug 21, 2016
warris this ?? My gf's ass is even bigger than this and more attractive
PoliticsRe: Epileptic Power Supply In Makurdi by devilmaycry: 10:15am On Aug 21, 2016
IRIEBOY:
The power supply in the last two months has been the worst have seen in Makurdi(Federal Housing,North bank). we manage to get power at most 5hrs/day and at times we dont see it in a day. the heat is too much and majority of people around North bank are students. we caint read properly due to heat,no source of light to read and mosquito bites e.t.c . I saw a topic on nairaland yesterday about power supply in your area and most comments have seen were positive(Majority said the power has really improve) please the necessary authorities should come to our rescue?
lol bro ur head dey der ... The tin don taya me ...na so so night class niggas go de go jst to charge fone
LiteratureRe: A Client From Hell by devilmaycry: 10:59am On Aug 20, 2016
MrsExplorer:
I am here now and update is coming soon.

I want to thank you all for your comments, they mean a lot to me and i wish i can quote and reply each and everyone of you.

For those thinking i would not complete the story, i promise i would.

for those who wants to know if its real, well read the comments someone said he's had a thing with the story teller once so draw your own conclusions and if you are trying to contact me....., mrsexplorer21@gmail.com
OP..am giving u 10mins to Continue ur story or else btw the story is Cool..more ink to ur pen better mention me when u drop ah new update o, queenfav, phraoh, Bold11,
jonathan111, jajainall, Ribena02,
tasceige, mizhanny, FUMORINKI herbie27 brightalo1010
u guys should mention me too...Pls
CelebritiesRe: Olubodun Tayo Marcus Is Trophy Ambassador: How Linda Ikeji Messed Him To Glory by devilmaycry: 9:20am On Aug 18, 2016
See belle abeg ....
CrimeRe: Army Declares Journalist, Two Others Wanted by devilmaycry: 1:16am On Aug 16, 2016
This wunt bring back our gals
CrimeRe: Abomination! Heartless Father R*pes Daughter In Front Of His Other Children by devilmaycry: 1:11am On Aug 16, 2016
Op...pishure or
CrimeRe: Very Disturbing Video: Kids And Many Died In Fatal Accident On Third Mainland Br by devilmaycry: 12:56am On Aug 16, 2016
RIP...ohh God help the injured...
CrimeRe: Pregnant Notorious Criminal And Boyfriend Caught With Gun And Bullet (pics) by devilmaycry: 12:08am On Aug 12, 2016
Kenyans...bet why ?
CrimeRe: Real Life Vampire Demonstrates How He Sucks Blood With His Fangs (video, Photos) by devilmaycry: 12:04am On Aug 12, 2016
Okkk...
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by devilmaycry: 10:14am On Aug 11, 2016
Rexaxe:
YO GUYS

Elymax
giyazz
darkenrebel
dj5naira
mikuz


A battle took place in a whatsapp group in which am a judge .. but am sure i have seen some of ththese lines here ..



please if you have proof of this .. please reply ..

Thanks ......











The bitch bad same way he is at grammar/
He plans of muscling me and ve my heart shattered with wack ass verse/
Bleep that
I Had rather let my Mac stammer/
Tututu.....and Bang after/
And since d big bang....we ain't seeing that your energy no more like dark matter/!!!
Sly bastard
U got nerve talking your trash/
u notorious for ducking from bars/
Now u trapped, spent time hunting your ass/
Even when trapped he's still *on d run*
'release me, release me' He cries trying to cause an upset...I show him the *tommy gun*
he feeling the tension now.. he looks calm but check out he started having a running stomach/!!!
(tummy upset, running stomach)
It's so funny that these known urchin who knows nothing is said to ghost for me.
U claiming a body u ain't laid ya hands on/‎
I bodied all my opponents myself so man back off/‎
but if u claim u did my killings, wrote ma verse bruvh/
i'll toss an ebola patient your way
Since you like catching a body that ain't yours/!!!
Mayor is bitch
A bitch with skills with defeat lyk he and sick at dance floors‎‎
Call me fat...but I already seen that move/ 
But now am cutting d drama like an interlude/
Try to form boss...u catch a *fade in d end*
If u don't get ur acts 2geda we *take it again*
The scenario  gon be lyk a movie I swear u don't wanna re-act dude/
(move, cut drama, interlude, boss, fade...react..movie schemes)

Fake ass bitch lyk Nicki we ask WHY M BE GIRLY/
Gun smokes make him feel wheezy...cos my gas i LYK DEM BEEN DEADLY
He get to 'Gunz'he be lyk "am outta bullets"where MY MEN? PLEASE HELP ME"
I closemark him, make the eagle talk to him....u speaking to d 'birdman'...scared as Bleep now he couldn't reload dose clips even If YM SEE MB/
(Nicki, wizzy, corry guns, birdman, YMCMB)
Reload clips....with MB (megabyte), his initials Y.M

You already proclaimed dead
We know that may your soul Rest in peace 
Bring that back nigga
I said 
We know that mayor's soul rest in peace!
‎but if u undead? I Kill zombie b4 d folks gets to me
and if ever d ghost threatens me
Am Harold Ramis in dis bitch am putting d whole dead to sleep
Tim chill... Battle closed already...
CrimeRe: Oluwatobi Obogo The New Fraudster In Lagos Beware!!! by devilmaycry: 7:55am On Aug 11, 2016
La click....la prick bend
RomanceRe: Photoshoot. by devilmaycry: 3:00pm On Aug 07, 2016
photoshoot:
[b]grin grin grin e don end ooo lol.

Myself and my team were never your regular romancelanders.
Nope, at all.
But against all odds the struggle, the campaigns, the heated comments, we came out well, with the help of you all.

My vote of thanks woild have beem empty without you all. From the depth of my heart I say thank you, for even believing in Photoshoot wink

In the period if this contest, I have met brothers, sisters and sweethearts.

Starting with those from my campaign group.

Adonis3 (campaign manager)
Bluette
Jeenah Davidhero Gbegiri101 Ladycloud Pacretus Candy4eva Lovean Mysticgal Optional1
Tamedwolf90 Skywalker001 Shabib Endove Eyekandi SlyIsaac Kingcheezypuff Ogorwyne NegeduGrace Captaincodess Tobex23 Datakokite Ogbenicodes Franchise21 Girl360 Rukkydelta firstEVA NOBODYY
Chicent (my boss, don't be vexed please. Really sorry)
cheesy cheesy one love!!

5minsmadness Fanficgirl TollyB Alezy, abumikey, fabulocity MRSANITY nefertitiram emmyojo22 Hafsat24 lordkay10 HardMirror roolnaado "Victoriousvic and SmooshCHN" (wow! From the graphics section, even though I didn't solicit for votes over there) Otses Ngozi123 01Mysticdon Sarang krystalklear Thebachelor muva Sexxkillz(naa, definitely not) RiloKiley modath(mama) Odunayaw Kowor wagazala veekid JUSTbuchi holar2ge Emperor100 Stancity MidasTouche01 torqque7 Tonia500 golor seyema sheba123 TundeEinstein joey150 Presbulg Cuteamigo1 Ligxy Upaka .. oikelomen Brayss mizskyhigh CircleOfWilis temmiesexy kirchofff sexytiti Jeffboi bidexiii nduchucks mayo9ice Nickymezor bolaji3071 UIA04 alawi5k eldav flexyfit arthur1000 GoldenJAT Jay542 vocalwalls THEWEDDINGSTORE trueking
missbeebee Harmthe Xbee007 Nikapetrelli badbullet justhelp KanwuliaExtra Mskrisx valarinz(smiles, saw your side comment sir, to end the tribal issue on Nairaland, we have to first cleanse Nigeria) godwinbatho benedictac ralphsoo Oyetboy(greatest akokite!) dejavubobo1 miisy Drabeey( eshey gan) Engrobiorah Kingzy4pep Henry240 naniawini AccessME johnshagb Fairytales Princeakins lonelydora............
Smellymouth, STFUareyouGod Iseoluwani babybrace dollyjoy papinx adewumiopeyemi
And everyone that voted PHOTOSHOOT, I say thank you.

Thank you very much
Eshey pupo
Daalụ nke ukwuu
Na gode sosai

I see you dygeasy, Wristbangle, tosyn2much... weldone...

We live to fight another day [size=3pt]definitely not Mr Nairaland sha. This experience is enough.[/size]


And to my brothers that contested along side,

Fynestboi: brother mi, congratulations mehn! Really happy for you. And thanks,

Iamkingzlee: I no just know wetin to tell you. cheesy I see your mention, nothing do you brother. Respect! We good. Lol.. congrats.

Vizkiz: egbon, just know say me and you don officially start to dey fight oh. cheesy

Falconey: My boy! You try wella, congrats.

Kinginvahala: I dey tempted to say somethings; even though we started on a good note, I don't like how we ended. Honestly. But its good. Congrats bro. You fought well.

Princeakins: egbon toh sure!!! Oshey! Gbogbo finest cheesy the only MSc with a bsc

Franchise21: my brother from another mother., ma main man! The game! I doff my hat for you oh. We fought together from day 1 like true brothers.

Cutezt: Bad guy! I feel you much. You be rugged fighter! I got your back any day and time.

Ichommy: nnamdi kanu of life! grin lol.. Egbon, you too much, e gbayii.

Ryabcool: boss mi, gbogbo accounting, gbogbo beardgang. Nice one bro!

Adewunmiopeyemi: baba jumia! grin lol, love your fighting spirit bro..

Golor: thanks bro, you do well, gat you anytime and day.

AccessMe: thanks brother, you get mouth.

Kenneth205: you try bro, weldone.

DONARIOK: smiley

MrDOjo: happy face cheesy hope say we go see you around...

LORDNICVUITTON: smiley

DEVILMAYCRY: all the wayy from Benue.. My brother you get mouth.

JUSTDULLA: smiley

KUNLEAKINPELU00: smiley

MICROFLUX: smiley

ELDAILLEST: na you almost want make I give up, lool, nice one brother. Saw the way babes dey confess cause of you. Maximum respect. Real competition. cool

Piperson: Mr traveller! Mr footballer Mr Been to all regions of Nigeria. grin lol, nice one bro, even with your busy schedule you did this.

ZIKDOCHI: smiley

What most didn't know was that, off nairaland, some of us,(contestants) were friends, brothers, even in group all through the contest, Chatting like we've known each other for ages..not for any reason but so as to promote peace. Guess it worked to an extent.

Teamfynestboi and teamiamkingzlee, hope you've dropped your weapons.... embarassed
Nothing is compared to peace.

.Church calls.
[/b]
thanks brova...Benue all way
CrimeRe: All Thieves Deserve Jungle Justice (my Story) by devilmaycry: 12:36am On Aug 04, 2016
bethyz:
Just some days back.Friday night me and my mum went to bed. I had to go to bed early because I had exam on Saturday. Very early 7am I heard my mum. Their was this worry in her voice. I couldn't hear what she was saying . I had to get up to check. Noticed she couldn't find her phone. I taught it was part of her way of looking for things always. Then she kept saying thieves entered the house. I couldn't believe it because we had lived in our house for close to four years no sound of thieves until she pointed to the window.the burglary was out one side. I ran to my room. My two phones were gone. Samsung and infinix, looked again my laptop was gone. My two tabs where gone. Looked again my power bank was gone. My mum's BB z30 was gone her power bank and two of her phones. We were striped of everything .my mums bag was empty all money gone. Shock entered me. I have never felt so terrible in my entire . Nothing has hurt me so much. Who have I offended I ask God. What was my sin. What have I done so terribly that I deserve this. My fiance bought me a phone out of love .no man on earth has given me close to an expensive gift. He bought a power bank just for my comfort. He repaired my laptop and made it new again at no cost just out of love. What pained me more about what they took is what he gave me and did for me out of love that even the richest guys have know have not done. And a devil born from an unforsaken woman took them away. The worst part. He stood in my room picking all this and I never woke up. People say is jass. I think is just God .left to me their is no way I won't feel presence of someone in my room. A man stood in my room as I slept. Am still shaking and recovering from the shock. For days I couldn't eat, I can't read. Looking for way to cheat of this exam.I can't concentrate .My body is shaken. My mum had to go to the hospital maybe she has BP. Just two ladies .we had fear in our heart since then. We now live with our dog in the house. It's terrible because we haven't experienced this before.I prayed and cried and cursed the generation of that person. They are materials things people say but buying new thing or replacing old once which is good. My sweet darling bought another phone for me today .expensive. then I taught if he hadn't stolen the phone we would have usedone 50k to buy some marriage things. All thieves deserve to die. When people burn thieves I feel pity for them .Now if I see thieves getting burnt I will offer money to buy more petrol. You never know how it feels till a thief deals with you. Vote jungle justice!!
ehya ...Hardluck dear.... But YOu know something ? ...Jungle justice aint the way...really ..I mean who are we to take a life ?? ... Let us leave justice to God ...still m sorry for ur loss
RomanceRe: Onionbooty On Romanceland! Come And Mention Them by devilmaycry: 3:10pm On Aug 03, 2016
annoyingman:
cheesy cheesy single guy spotted
OP get well soon... #nonsense
RomanceRe: Onionbooty On Romanceland! Come And Mention Them by devilmaycry: 2:58pm On Aug 03, 2016
Warridis huh...Op receive sense ...
CrimeRe: 17 Year Old BSU Student Raped By Armed Bandits by devilmaycry: 2:18pm On Aug 03, 2016
Smh ...op pics or I don bilivit
FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by devilmaycry: 12:21pm On Aug 03, 2016
I vote for Photoshoot, Princeakins, Cutezt, Ichommy ,fynestboi cc :NLjega
FashionRe: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by devilmaycry: 10:29am On Aug 02, 2016
I vote for *Cutezt* *Ryabcool* *Golor* *Photoshoot* *Franchise21* *vizkiz* *fynestboi* *Iamkingslee* *kingINvahala* *Ichommy* *Princeakins* cc:NLjega. Goodluck
FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by devilmaycry: 12:42am On Aug 02, 2016
Congrats ya"ll ...
Forum GamesRe: Brain Teasers by devilmaycry(op): 11:41am On Aug 01, 2016
devilmaycry:
frob0genius vault katerine7 ovalrose gidola sparklefresh sparklefresh Nomswilli Girltee1 can we revive this ?..let me get on it...if yes and sowiee for not been around
please vote by typing I vote for devilmaycry cc: Nljega www-nairaland-com.0.freebasics.com/3261218/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597">https://http-www-nairaland-com.0.freebasics.com/3261218/mr-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfqruPVNZxguqZYx thanks hommies
FashionRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by devilmaycry: 11:29am On Aug 01, 2016
photoshoot Ryabcool Princeakins ichommy Golor franchise21 devilmaycry Cutezt kinginvahala fynestboi iamkingzlee vizkiz adewunmiopeye ... cc: Nljega
RomanceRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by devilmaycry: 8:12pm On Jul 31, 2016
NancyMathews:
ok.I will vote for you .I am new here so I don't know much people.Thanks
I dnt think YU eligible to vote .... Jst check ur email...please ?
CrimeRe: 7-year Old Boy Arraigned For Murder In Enugu (see Photo) by devilmaycry: 1:30pm On Jul 31, 2016
How bad ....pishure of the gun....or
RomanceRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by devilmaycry: 1:10pm On Jul 31, 2016
NancyMathews:
Sounds interesting.. Is there a female version ?I would love to contest smiley
yeah there is...but u missed it...till next Year dear ...btw I would appreciate it if you support ah brother...thanks
RomanceRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by devilmaycry: 11:34am On Jul 31, 2016
zinachidi:
I can see fynestboi in your siggy, so who exactly are u rooting for.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by devilmaycry: 10:54am On Jul 31, 2016
GIYAZZ:
I've been really busy, brother. School and some upcoming exams got me all tightened up.

Someone else should go ahead and spearhead the tourney. I'm busy as Bleep! I never experrected dit! damn!!
dude reply ur msg on Fb biko
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Benue state Girls And Guys ....meet Here by devilmaycry(op): 1:45pm On Jul 30, 2016
JixNation:
Understood??
yea
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Benue state Girls And Guys ....meet Here by devilmaycry(op): 12:53pm On Jul 30, 2016
JixNation:
We will discuss that when we meet I don't want to disclose my personal details on this forum for some reasons best known to me alone.
hmmmmm ok
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Benue state Girls And Guys ....meet Here by devilmaycry(op): 12:39pm On Jul 30, 2016
smart024:
cool cool cool Hi guys n babes alike... I'm from Benue too, new here...
we're in Benue re u from ?

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