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Her face no fine.....nyash ma no fine....so tel me who this woman go EPP ?

annnikky:
Things happening in there will still make him jealous.. Lol

heheh... Aunty oya cum xplain ...things like ?

annnikky:
He'll not be satisfy with that u know

tru...that guy should jst join the seminary...#simple

annnikky:
Maybe he'll use his eyes n not his joystick...

u are forgetting the "fingers" ooo....Lol

Pishure of the culprit and the victim or. Ahdonbilivit

krazykoons:
calling before robbing. dumb

the dumbest sef

flexyfit:
wow...and he is still alive....ehya...sorry...no more kitten for him....but what could have led someone to do this..what did he do...#not asking anyone#

lol...I pity him too ...seriously ...no more kitty ...

Lmao... Funny

Nice one....buh ehn...Dnt joke with twins fa...they will jst mess ur life up

Cos... Too much of everything is bad na... Don't u get tired of wearing one pant ?

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Xionez:
SirMicheals, observe your surroundings well. There should be a Location ID reading FRIENDZONE somewhere there.

This is a suitable location where most landladies lead their male friends to. At this point, there is nothing much u can do than because

1. Some get frustrated and leave.
2. Some stay, try to modify the zone...but on bumping into another lady out the window, they pick up their bags and vamoose. (most often the landlady returns to find her tenant has gone and start lamenting)
3. Some stay for months till she decides to demolish the zone so that she can build a home with her future husband. At which point, they are left with no option than to leave.
4. Some breaks zone walls..only to get her angry and pissed.
5. Some luckily gets a chance to prove themselves capable of being Landlords of their hearts.


Hope you are the 5 because she seems to be free around you.

Forget about letting your intentions known, she has a boyfriend as she seems to point out. Prove that you are a better candidate but be yourself (because she likes you for who you already are. If she didn't, we wouldn't be here).
Know her turn on and offs, reactions to various forms of surprises, likes - dislikes, causes and their associating effects of her various mood swings etc etc and Bamm, you just work your way from there.

If you finally meet a brick wall, i doubt another lady hasn't become envious of the affection you showered on the babe and would try to get herself noticed one way or the other. It would be a moon-walk in this case,no hard work needed.



Goodluck...you will need it where you are going.

well said bro.....

diamondlizzy:
The he-goat needs a doctor pls.

lol...get him one biko

jnrbayano:
But we humans haven't helped ourselves as yet.
Have we barnished hatred in our minds as yet?

true sha

Some day.....jst some day

herbie27:
thanks for the compliment.

It could be network, keep trying.

Can't drop any other thing abt me here.

gals and privacy ....I understnd tho ...check ur email ma"am

Lol....

herbie27:
U're wlcum!.

aiit...ur email aint responding...how do I get to contact ya...? And dahs sum nice a** at dp..(Dis statement alone will make guys to rush and check ur dp...guys and a** sha ) lol

herbie27:
This Mr nairaland contest is serious.

Sure!.

m telling ya...very serious...cos the way some niggs be going about it is something else....btw tnxx

God help us o

herbie27:
Sure.

aiiit...my chat here won't go well and aint gon be complete if I dnt indulge u to Vote and support me...for Mr.nairaland 2016 ... Tell me I gat ur support plssss

It is not a do or die affair my niggas ....cos the way you guys are going about it suprises me.... Smh

herbie27:
I had nothing with the guy, he knew i was in a relationship.

It was on my birthday, so he decided to take me out cos i was bored at the moment, frm the bar i only took maltina, and his friends were everywhere so i wasn't too comfortable, told him i had to leave and he volunteered to drive me home, he jst changed direction and wen i asked he was like "you need to knw my place".

I had to play cool, on getting there it was a lovely apartment and i made sure i don't go into his room, beside the parlour, he was like he needed to bath b4 taking me home, i was already scared bt didn't make it obvious, the dude came out of the bathroom naked with something that was already standing n looking at me. fear catch me, i was still cool n needed to be in control, i jst touched it n told him i'm on my period n will do wat he wanted wen it stops. that was how i left that house untouched.

Imagine if i go dey do plz don't touch me, this isn't why i'm here, na which power woman get?, e for jst finish me that day.

I later made him knw that wat he tried doing was wrong n he was like, he loved me bla bla bla, i no send the guy again.

hehehe...u have luck sha....the konji aint that strong....some heartless guys would HAV had their way still ....thank your stars he's cool

herbie27:
that's the only excuse he will believe me, and not force anything on me.

I never intended going to his house in the first place, i told him i wanted to go home, frm a bar and he drove veered his house direction, i didn't bother panicking cos i knew wat to do wen it gets to that point.

I trust u ...smart move tho...buh that excuse is rampard ...dnt u think he will suspect ya ?

Why...?...really brothers why ?

Hmmmmm.... Muslim brothers over to you guys ...me am here to see answers

Lol...funny you

#nansix

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