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Sandralina:
As you intend to put smile of our faces, abundant blessings shall be your portion. Amen!

thanks for the mention. It would have been much fun if Op made it 300 words

EdoBozz:
All of a sudden the guy made a call and I knew it was to a girl and after a while about four girls came in and they came to huge him. Trust me, my head burst because truly none of the girls inside the club that day reach those girls. The guy even introduced me as his friend and because we sat close he codedly told me to select anyone I want aside his own that I should worry. The guy started pumping them with drinks, they were dancing with themselves but the guy and I just sat down watching. At a point I just said this one na setup because if I carry any babe there na like 100k she go bill me and I no go pay babe that kind money just to chop. I told the guy I was going to pee and while I was in the toilet the guy came as well and was like it seems I want to leave and I told him not really. There in the toilet he just gave me his complementary card and told me I can call him anytime and he went back in. When I looked at the card, I weak finally. All this while I was sitting with a young colonel of the Nigerian Army from the ministry of defence, Abuja. When I went back in, my loyalty change immediately.

nice narrative and build up

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Wow am awed.. Thanks for the likes lol people.

ifyalways when I came online in the morning the rules of engagement didn't have 400 words ooo. Hope am still qualified

ifyalways:
Some of you can really write. Nice and thumbs up
Deadline for posting your essay here remains 1st March, 12pm.

oh OK. Must have missed it

ifyalways:
I'm the judge and Jury

OK let's see if you have been in my shoes
Graduated in 2016, but NYSC talk say no way!
Naa STREAM B January 2017 man must enter camp
My heart shake, break, con damp
Like foam wey enter dam
Naa this time I know the gbege wey dey,
If man tey for house eehn dey play.

NYSC or no NYSC, my CV don stand
December 2016, I begin dey apply, reapply
I con get plenty regret mail from international coy
Based on say naa obodo Oyinbo my Belle dey joy.
But my people listen o! European union invite me!
Naa the following week NYSC speak say camp don ready!
My people, see "inside life comedy"?
Even tho money no dey to set the parole
I start to believe enemy dey patrol

Just like yesterday naa so nysc tey finish o
I have read it somewhere, "fortune favors the bold"
And since I graduated I have always been so
2017 no job but 2018, FRSC sama me hope
We con go for screening inside Army Barracks
Nas so one short soldier girl wey never fit clock 24
Sama one 32 year old big bros 2/4
plank!! Ol! Boy!
My heart jump like Blessing Okagbare
But wetin bros fit do now! Hin head don swell
Like Mr Tokyo bread! Mr 32 say thank you ma! Abeg!
My people! Country hard! Over 1000 graduates
And most don reach over 30 with pikin
Sote dem talk say make we con run 2 kilometers
I start race like say naa me be Hussein Bolt younger brother
2 seconds into the run my heart don dey fail
Like Nepa light, my eyes sef con reduced to low current.

Short, tall, fat, thin, cripple, sane and insane
People just dey run like water,
dem talk say destination dey front lane
I hear one soldier man say
"most of you know no minister, no commissioner, no governor
but una con run like civilians. .. una dey run like goat...
If you no get godfather! you no go run! I say you no go run!"
Ginger! Ginger! ginger! naa soldier man talk ginger us
Naa this soldier talk con ginger us
We con run go use body collect red marker
Con continue second leg like say first dey importanta

Remember when you were kids and you would end your letters with the above caption. Over the years have you been true to yourself? Have you been faithful to your loved ones? Or, did you just found a new meaning to "truly" and "Faithfully" as you have grew up?

Chai I wonder what IamD18 will say to this

Dhorcas:
Exactly my point.... cos i look

hhey namesake. Dami?..

Dhorcas:
Exactly my point.... cos i look

hhey namesake. Dami?

XaintJoel20:
The first question that pumped out of Mama Nkechi's mouth was "where you follow?" another question followed in quick succession from another neighbour, who you see for outside"? Then another question, "you no know wetin dey happen for outside"? As this point I was surprised and didn't know which to answer first. Then my gut told me all wasn't OK. I asked them, 'wetin dey happen'? They didn't answer. At this point I left them at the tunnel to continue their meeting while I dashed to my apartment. I

While inside, I was restless and deep in thought as to what could have happened that would warrant such an assemblage if my neighbour at that unholy hour. Being a phone addict, I reached out to my phone and quickly forgot the scenes that has played outside.

The next day being Sunday, I woke up a bit early and rushed down to my barber's shop to have my beard shaven since I couldn't move out previous night after the suspense my neighbours threw up. I met the shop locked which is the usual thing as he doesn't opened on Sunday morning. I rushed to his house, which is a stone thrown from his shop to call him. He obliged me and followed me to the shop.

While he was doing what I went there for, I told him why I couldn't come the previous day as has been the custom, which was Saturday to have my beard shaven, it was at this point he told me someone was shot in my locality that same Saturday. He tried all he could to describe the guy and his house. The description had little or no impact because the more he was trying to describe him and his place, the more I was confused. After a nice shave, I paid him and hurried down to the church even though I got to the church a little behind schedule.

Faster forward to Tuesday, 2nd October, I went to do some repair work at my place of residence, when I was almost done, one of my neighbours pleaded with me to help with hers. After I had promised to help her, she opened her mouth and told me what really transpired on the Saturday. She told me how some ferocious looking dudes storm the house, while some surrounded the house, others headed straight to my room, in search of the occupant of the apartment.

The guy who packed out of my present apartment before I parked in is a notorious cultist, who is well known for is heinous acts in that neighbourhood. On that faithful Saturday that they were engaged in their usual battle for supremacy, the rival cult group came to my apartment to look for him, oblivious of the fact that he has packed out some months back. They stayed for some time and waited for the occupant to come back from wherever he went to. This was the time I was in my shop doing things that ordinarily were not useful to me, but God used those things to keep me back in other not to fall for the claws of death.
My saving grace on that fateful day was that I was not in the house. They probably would have shot me dead before realizing it's a case of mistaken identity.

God spared my life from death.

May his name be glorified forever and ever...

wow what a read

Wow what a read

Best1708:
You're welcome,but if they mistakenly post you to this my village,nah die o.No water

oh indeed. Guess you are through now?

Best1708:
I'm lonely and needed someone to chat with(just friends no string attached).If you wanna be my friend then send me a pm.Mind you,he must reside in Akure cox that's where i'm based.

Hey there... Found you on that Edo thread

Charlyok:
Thank you all for all your comments, experiences shared, advice and concern.
I'm relieved

All is well

This is very funny but iPhone will always remain a top brand

HRHQueenPhil:
follow instructions 2 a T.. WAtch enof youtube videos 2 avoid mistakes.it an expensive soup

What's the name

In early may

kushercain:
She aborted for you 3 times?

She probably did those abortions becuz the pregnancy doesn't belong to OP but my guy innocently thinks it's his.

Squirrel01:
have we asked ourselves what if this person that wrote this story is wrong? what if he is the cause of the failed relationship?

you need to understand the meaning of failed in the context of OP's narrative. There is no big deal if she is bold enough to tell the boy say she no dey do again. Instead she was avoiding the guy and went back to Ex-boyfriend who is now married.

It's human to be emotional

What special meal or dish do you intend to prepare this week. Mine is afang soup.
I have always heard the name so intend to make that hopefully before Saturday

IJEYdiamond:
Toni Braxton - As long as i live.
Janet Jackson - Made for now.

Awesome. Mine
Justin Timberlake __saying something

Omoleka I almost forgot to mention you. Don't ask if av seen you before sha

I can't thank you enough for this.. The link is working. Thanks again

GeneralFeezy:
I have a rumour it would be released this month of June

hopefully it will be soon

lachenzy1:
I got the email and text. What's the way forward?

its logical reasoning and math

charlesu49:
I just received a text and email from Dragnet for an online test on 7/6/2018. Any one else got this? Let's talk about what to expect from here and onwards. I can't find a past thread for this role on nairaland.

I was hoping I would get but I wish you goodluck