₦airaland Forum

akinalabi:

wow congratulations sir. I didn't know you were a Nairalander until I came across your name and reading about you.
I hope you become a senator soon

3SDevLab:
what happened to walking away before it got this bad, huh? Not holding brief for the lady or anything, but this is wrong on the guy's part. If you see nothing wrong with it, fine, we aren't wired the same way. .

what happened to walking away. Why can't the girl walk away before it degenerated to this

3SDevLab:
Lolx, what if she had died with that impact? You think the law will give a hoot about 'two fighting'?

what if the guy had died too

3SDevLab:
Hope they had him arrested, regardless of what transpired, that was way overboard.

It's two fighting... Why will they arrest just a single person

md16:
I need the following at clearance prices
a neatly used rug (not centre rug),
set of chairs (two single seater),
reading table and chair,
wardrobe


I have for a quick sale
A very neat toshiba laptop 8G/500GB
15.6'' with DVDROM and HD cam
Going for 50k

Location is lagos.

no pictures

Yours is still better.
Finished my NYSC 2017 .

There are some truth in the world that are hard to explain.
Dated one back in the university. She was a virgin

I was always lucky in every aspects... I knew something was working right and I did my best to give her everything.

You know desire is strong and impatience is never far from a man so along the way, I needed sex and she wouldn't give me, so I considered an alternative. Started trying to woo another girl in our faculty. That one go dey send me mumu text messages . She sent one at a time my gf was with my phone and she read it. She challenged me, I denied but she was already broken I wanted to apologise but I can't remember what happened again.

The sex I went looking for I didn't get, my girlfriend I lost too.

The chances of finding that kind of woman is in this present age is very low.

seanwilliam:
Lol, I no go mind if you teach me na.. na primary school teacher I be sir..8k for salary , help me oo

boss man

OsinaAmaka:
And the law enforcement agencies will pretend not to know of this incident.

I personally believe gunz should be legalized in Nigeria.. it will solve alot of nonsense.
It's high time people start meeting their maker
Imagine if those people killed in southern Kaduna also had their gunz

Johnayoola:
God bless nairaland,I was almost in tears for another reason when I saw those comment up there n started laughing

don't lose hope. Stay strong... Bad times will definitely pass

iLegendd:
If you want to stay in thousandnaire, do the following

1. Go to school, but focus on grades only and making your parents proud and not developing social skills.

2. Graduate and get a teaching job or a 200k job or less.

3. Have poor financial management skills and get married to a slay queen who loves spending and f*cking and start having as many children as your salary can't handle.

4. Send those children to expensive schools because your rich neighbors are doing the same.

5. Now, struggle for the rest of your life (while appearing fly on social media with your wife) as you try to manage yourself into depression.

6. Start going to Church as you think enemies are after you and that's why you haven't made much progress financially or had a good promotion.

7. Recession comes, you lose your job, your unfaithful wife leaves you, and you're back to brokenaire with your 6, 9, or 12 kids.

8. Depressingly start searching for another job, even if it's just 50k per month.

Typing...

you are intelligent. I would love to meet you one day

I you should delete her contact or try to offend her and not apologize... If she feels hurt, she may not want anything to do with you again. That means problem solved...

Rokeebat:
Assalamu alaikum
Good evening everyone
I hate wat am about to do but it my only hope left
Am a single mother. Am an orphan
My husband left me.
Please someone should help me with a small capital. I want to start a small business for me to be able to help my baby girl.
I have ask around but no one is will to help me just like that. They are asking something else in return. Like zina
I don't want to depend on anyone.
I want to get something doing so that I can take care my baby before Allah Almighty provide me with a good husband.
Jazak Allah bi khair


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Gtb
Nuhu zainab oweyin

how long do you want to continue with this

ogunboy:
And so we should do what? Your attention seeking on this forum don dey too much abeg

Who cares if tomorrow is your birthday. You dey find who go say give me your account number abi?

This is wrong now. Dude said he wants to celebrate his birthday and wants to share recharge cards but you tag it attention seeking. Don't be a sadist

Lucky family

Big thanks ifyalways

Cc ifyalw

On my heart

armyofone:

Highly creative!
#Liked#

thanks

8.

Armyofone, a Legion to all. You'll always marvel how one could become a Legion. The regular Pa Lejoka Brown's parlance, "one man battalion" doesn't do much justice in describing this personality. The one woman legion surfing through the digital world and the Corona saturated world.

One would wonder how this Moniker spent her lockdown. Although the world is gradually picking up from the aftermath of covid lockdown, Army ofone already moved in swift flight as she understands not being infected and surviving covid is a tricky business. And indeed, she has survived, not just surviving Nigeria but moving from the Asian cities to the "Land of the Free" and down to London for some hot Amala.

Amy understands the Nigerian financial literacy in comparison with the countries she has been to. Hence, during the lockdown she encourages planning for the future. Saving and planning for the people around her in terms of making right decisions and profit wise. After all, what's the point of trading 1 if you can't earn 3?

She keys into the school of thought that Nigerians spend extravagantly once there is little money.

During the lockdown, she lays empasis on life being a game of chance and the need to take risks. She showed positive support by first acknowledging the lack of jobs and the need for employment to boost an individual's pocket financially. She opined and questioned why we sow wild oats and carry small small chicks and side chicks up and down all over the place once there is a slight financial improvement.

As schools were closed during the lockdown, she took her time to teach little ones how to ride a bike. Although her little ones doesn't have any transportation problems, she figured its good for kids to learn new things. She invested their free time in a profitable venture and bike riding may be fun but it's an admirable skill. And when her kids watch movies rated"R" with her, she explains that things they see are unreal.

Armyofo ne doesn't eat too much but she can make Akamu, peak milk and Akara every day; twice on a Tuesday and thrice on a Thursday. The army of Akamu 24/7 365

She is a big fan of quality life with a cup filled with sweet red ITALIA ROSCASTO sitted beside a plate full of well seasoned goat peppersoup. Then when the evening comes, she would have been deserting up and down with banana, cold stone, vanilla beans ice cream and some warm apples pies

Her intereste in discussing intellectual and philosophical questions that botheres on Human dignity is limitless. It wasn't only the covid19 that gave birth to these thoughts but it accelerated the questions. To her, the most important thing in life and in death is simple burials for all and not the extravaganza of killing 4 cows and 10 Buffalo with a field filled with party tents. What are you celebrating?

She spent her lockdown making sure all lines of deception painted with native and local white chalk are wiped out of her road to redemption. She is aware truth is singular and the bibile is her yardstick for those looking for God in the lockdown. She exposed thieves in sheep clothing swindling people, who out of innocence and belief pay pastoprenures. Why pay that much and let pastors use the money to eat egg, butter and jammy bread, peak milk tea, French toast and fresh fruit breakfast. While you, the one paying them "fake shiloh and Thanksgiving" eat eba and fish less soup for breakfast, akpu for lunch and tuwo and meat less soup for dinner.

Armyofone is indeed a voice of self, hope and an army of truth

majorbravo:
Hi people,

I'm in my early 30s and i plan to come in to Nigeria and possibly start a family when the time is right, but I'm looking for a cool city to set base in. Some people have suggested Lagos, some Abuja, but im sure i can weigh a wider level of options if you guys can help with some recommendations . Here are my specifications:

1. Family friendly.(for when I eventually get married)
2. Security (Safe environment for returnees).
3. Good job/business prospects
4. Affordable House rent. (Possibly 2-3 bedroom flat for 6 months: can I get a good house for 6 months rent?)
5. Serene environment (Middle class society and definitely not rural).
6. Stable Electricity (not constant but at least not the kind with blackout for weeks)
7. Good roads (I can drive).
8. Sensible people with sane mentality (very important that the inhabitants of the city have a good head on their shoulders).

Thanks.


Please if you give a state, please be specific about the area within the state, as I hear some areas may differ within each state.

Ilorin kwara state

Eeya all is well with you.

Eeya all is well with you