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Crime › Re: Policeman Sentenced To 100 Years Imprisonment For Raping 13- Year-old Girl by DEXTROVERT: 6:58am On Dec 24, 2015
I wished this can happen in Nigeria
Car Talk › Re: Important Fuel Saving Tips For Every Car Owner by DEXTROVERT: 8:46pm On Dec 23, 2015
Noted
Car Talk › Re: I Have 1 Million Naira ,pls Advise Me On What Car To Buy by DEXTROVERT: 8:40pm On Dec 23, 2015
unibenstudent1:
post pictures
Picx for wat? I bought mine at cotonou though

My advice : kindly run away from nja used cars, as most people sell their cars cos of a particular reason they will never tell you, most say they want to upgrade......it's so hard to believe them, and never rush to buy, cos u might buy liability instead
Car Talk › Re: I Have 1 Million Naira ,pls Advise Me On What Car To Buy by DEXTROVERT: 7:41pm On Dec 23, 2015
Buy corolla 2004 u will never regret it
Mine just a year old, I thank God for It
Politics › Re: Fuel Tankers Catches Fire In Akure Inside Filling Station - Photos by DEXTROVERT: 7:38pm On Dec 23, 2015
Pls God protect us all
Phones › Re: NCC Launches Call Centre For Reporting Fradulent Activities By our Telecoms by DEXTROVERT: 7:34pm On Dec 23, 2015
I though it was a joke until I dialled 622 toll free
Suddenly NCC is awake, I believe in you Baba, God will strengthen you, and all your efforts will never be wasted

Amen IJN
NYSC › Re: Latest 2016 Nysc Time Table by DEXTROVERT: 4:25pm On Dec 23, 2015
Dure
Politics › Re: Essien Ayi Sleeps During 2016 Budget Presentation - See Photo by DEXTROVERT: 4:14pm On Dec 23, 2015
I don't blame them, after sleeping with prostitute all through night, they come to the assembly tired and sleepy.

Ndi ara
Education › Re: PLEASE ADVISE: I Want To Sue My School by DEXTROVERT: 6:09pm On Dec 22, 2015
Brother, I pray God intervene, nothing solve this pass prayer, let's join Him in prayer.
Politics › Re: Buhari Appoints New Head Of NDDC Board by DEXTROVERT: 6:33pm On Dec 21, 2015
Y
Politics › Re: See Nigerian Who Is Set To Be President Obama’s Security Adviser (photo) by DEXTROVERT: 10:08am On Dec 16, 2015
he's cute from Hardworking tribe, More blessing keep representing don't be like Dansuki
Politics › Re: Revealed: Buhari Is Sick, Visited London Bridge Hospital On The 1st Of Dec,2015 by DEXTROVERT: 7:28am On Dec 16, 2015
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Politics › Re: Ex-Heads Of State Got Armoured Cars From Dasuki - Daily Trust by DEXTROVERT: 8:13am On Dec 15, 2015
make I confess, I got just N200 MTN recharge card from Dansuki it was meant to be the fee for this comment , However I'm not ready to return it cos my I forgot my transfer PIN



to get N500 ,send ' DANSUKI ' to 4100 charges apply
Politics › Re: Gambia Declared Islamic Republic By President Yahya Jammeh by DEXTROVERT: 9:26pm On Dec 12, 2015
hmm
Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Returns To School, Matriculates At NIJ by DEXTROVERT: 8:08pm On Nov 19, 2015
He looks like a girl
Politics › Re: Election Tribunal Sacks Speaker & 20 House Of Assembly Lawmakers In Rivers State by DEXTROVERT: 7:21pm On Oct 26, 2015
[/b]But Why??[b]

Wicked Wike is Weakened
NYSC › Re: How effective is Nysc Self state Deployment Survey Results ....lets Roll by DEXTROVERT(op): 4:59pm On Oct 26, 2015
[/b]Summary of Update as at 4:57pm m 26/10/15

Total participants : 50
Team A : 9
Team B : 12
Team C : 22
Team D: 7

Guys let do it together[b]
Culture › Re: Prince Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi: Things You Don't Know About The New Ooni Of Ife by DEXTROVERT: 11:42am On Oct 26, 2015
Where's Abobaku
NYSC › Re: How effective is Nysc Self state Deployment Survey Results ....lets Roll by DEXTROVERT(op): 7:19am On Oct 26, 2015
[/b]Summary of Update as at 7:08am m 26/10/15

Total participants : 49
Team A : 8
Team B : 12
Team C : 22
Team D: 7

Guys let do it together[b]
NYSC › Re: How effective is Nysc Self state Deployment Survey Results ....lets Roll by DEXTROVERT(op): 9:27am On Oct 25, 2015
mzkomsy:
Thanks I got it.
OK sis. Have a lovely camp
NYSC › Re: How effective is Nysc Self state Deployment Survey Results ....lets Roll by DEXTROVERT(op): 6:53am On Oct 25, 2015
[/b]Summary of Update as at 6:12am m 25/10/15

Total participants : 47
Team A : 7
Team B : 12
Team C : 21
Team D: 7

Guys let do it together[b]
Christianity Etc › Re: What Are The Reasons You Go To Church? by DEXTROVERT: 6:50am On Oct 25, 2015
To see her, cos she wants to meet me...it's mutual
NYSC › Re: How effective is Nysc Self state Deployment Survey Results ....lets Roll by DEXTROVERT(op): 6:13pm On Oct 24, 2015
[/b]Summary of Update as at 6:12pm 24/10/15

Total participants : 46
Team A : 7
Team B : 12
Team C : 20
Team D: 7

Guys let do it together[b]
NYSC › Re: How effective is Nysc Self state Deployment Survey Results ....lets Roll by DEXTROVERT(op): 10:56am On Oct 24, 2015
[/b]Summary of Update as at 10:30am 24/10/15

Total participants : 45
Team A : 7
Team B : 12
Team C : 20
Team D: 6

Guys let do it together[b]
NYSC › Re: Team Jigawa Batch B 2015 Stream 1 by DEXTROVERT: 7:41am On Oct 24, 2015
Add up 08062207386
NYSC › Re: Team Jigawa Batch B 2015 Stream 1 by DEXTROVERT: 7:40am On Oct 24, 2015
AlexisM16:
Well, I'm a 2015 Batch A corps member serving in Dutse, Jigawa state.

Jigawa state has the best orientation camp for corpers. It's actually a sports center that's why it has two neat volley ball courts, a very wide parade ground, comfortable hostels(Block A to N) for female, same for males. Females aren't allowed into the male hostels and vice versa. The soldiers are disciplined, no violence occurred during my time in camp, not eve a finger or belt was raised against a corp member. You only have to respect and follow the rules. No threats from the soldiers also as we were approached and treated like the human beings that we were. And no disrespect of female soldiers or your funeral will take place in camp as those women no dey smile at all.

The mini market is lovely as assorted breakfast are prepared(for those that don't like the kitchen menu) before you leave the parade ground at 7:30 AM.
There is a running tap in all bathrooms in every single block in the hostels, so no complaints about water scarcity. Toilets, water heaters, water cisterns also, sinks and tiled bathroom grounds(only messed up by corpers). Every facility works in Jigawa camp. The hostels are well ventilated, tiled grounds and walls, fancy ceiling with working fans and bulbs(na small thing remain make them even fix chandelier give corpers sef). Light out is at 10 PM. Don't joke with curfew or you are on your own. Please, if you are a spoilt rich brat, please, keep the attitude at home cos when you're in camp, no one will tell you to behave yourself. Oh, the big mosque for the muslims is to die for(very wide, spacious and beautiful actually. No church for the christians). The grasses and fields are neatly trimmed(the camp looks like a GRA actually, it's called Yakubu Gowon Sports Centre for a reason, duuuhhh). Walking distance from the Goodluck Jonathan Multi-purpose hall, parade ground(closer to the boys hostel), kitchen, pavillion, volleyball courts, Man-O-War ground, medical centre, OBS studio etc, is like mountain hiking, so prepare to slim down during your stay in camp.

Fanisau camp is spacious so corpers hardly ever have a good place to hide(except inside your travelling bag, LOL). Come with your waste pouch, sold in camp too, but please come with your(my cash was stolen on the first day by humans I thought came to serve their fatherland like me), some people come to camp to steal, be very careful with your items. Phones get missing almost on daily basis, so you may want to keep your ipad air at home, its just for approximately a month, besides ONLY ETISALAT NETWORK is okay for browsing at Fanisau, the rest, lol, just switch off your phones as texts and calls hardly makes it to your phone screen, how much more browsing with GSM(not even EDGE, 3G, or LTE). MTN and GLO are worst actually, Airtel is still manageable shaa.

When I got to the medical centre a day after camp resumption, there were already up to 800 medical reports, by the following day, it was 1500. This made the medical team nonchalant about corpers plight. It was just too much nobody was paying attention to them at all. Everyone wanted to leave Jigawa, lol, I just carried my medical report jeje, straight to the hostel and inside my clear bag.

Oh, keep your prefumes at home or leave it inside your bag, or big-headed mango flies with green head will become your pally for the duration of the smell on your clothes or body. Come with vaseline and a duvet if possible, the weather isn't funny. Be prepared to drink water like fishes in the sea or suffer from dehydration(nobody will actually remind you to drink water in camp, na you go dey find the water sef). Don't panick of you don't see chilled water in camp, it's rare commodity actually, you will forcefully make do with the heated sachet water that was unsuccessfully protected from the sun and heat, so warm(rather hot)water will be yours to ask for.

The wise ones will hustle from day one to join the OBS team, while other floor members become the main corp members(I mean, someone has to go for the morning, afternoon and evening drills, right). The ORIENTATION BROADCASTING SERVICE is a perfect place for ajebutters with brains(male or female, who want to spoil their skin in the name of orientation camping?). Anyways, the OBS team are the VIP corpers in camp, lol. They are treated like holy beings and regarded with respect, others envy and hate them because of the perks that comes with joining the OBS. You don't stand in line to get food, flash your "on duty" pass at the kitchen co-ordinators and get your food while others wait in line. The parade ground is not our thing cos we are supposedly "working hard" in the camp studio. We get respect from the soldiers who treat us like one of theirs and get away with things floor members will normally get a punishment for. You get to avoid kitchen duty, parade ground, environmental sanitation, mass punishment for dirty blocks/hostels, relaxation in the studio while others are forced to listen to staffs go on and on and on about how the NYSC scheme is the best program to happen to mankind. On swearing in day and passing out parade, the OBS team stays under the shed in the pavillion while floor members sweat it out standing in the sun. I only paraded twice(the first two days) through out the 21 day exercise. How people stayed under the sun during public address and other call for gathering is what I can't really imagine. It is too damn hot in Jigawa state. Girls that love heavy weave-on, attachments on their heads, you are all on your own o. Make-up isn't allowed in camp, at all at all, as long as you are wearing white and white, forget it. The army people no gree for that one. Common powder sef, na drills for you o.

No booze in camp! FORBIDDEN. They don't want stories that touch after a group of Hot adolescents gets drunk. Glad about that too.

Make sure you hold money abeg as drinking water is bought and sold only in the market, not negotiable. The state is hot, you have been warned. Come with mosquito nets if you like but Jigawa camp is always fumigated, therefore no mosquito bites or mosquito scare in camp, don't go and complain of malaria while you're in camp just to avoid the parade ground, abeg them go ask you whether you don hear or kill a single mosquito inside the camp.

All in all, the camp is fun, for those that give a sh1t about the orientation camp and the NYSC scheme. Go and enjoy yourself(that's what anyone would tell you, right?).


Whoever gets to Kano is almost in camp (less than two hours).From Sabon gari(New road in Kano, this is the terminal for almost every coach and bus coming from the S/East, S/West and S/South, you can't get lost at all), take a keke (#150) to KANO LINE, then take a cab(#600) to Dutse. Tell the driver you are heading to NYSC camp!!! Make sure he understands where you are going! NYSC camp, DUTSE!!! It is by the road, you won't get to the cab's park in dutse. If you miss it. And find yourself in Dutse town(cos either you are sleeping or the driver forgot himself) just take a bike (#100 or #150) to orientation camp, 15 minutes from Dutse town.

Happy camping, Hehehehe...

AJUWAYA!!!
Do they allow people to bring cars into camp especially we coming from 4hrs distance
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DEXTROVERT: 2:22pm On Oct 23, 2015
[/b]Summary of Update as at 2:16pm 23/10/15

Total participants : 42
Team A : 7
Team B : 11
Team C : 19
Team D: 5

Guys let do it together[b]


Add urs with this link

https://www.nairaland.com/2677641/updated-summary-nysc-self-state/2
NYSC › Re: How effective is Nysc Self state Deployment Survey Results ....lets Roll by DEXTROVERT(op): 2:18pm On Oct 23, 2015
[b][/b]Summary of Update as at 2:16pm 23/10/15

Total participants : 42
Team A : 7
Team B : 11
Team C : 19
Team D: 5

Guys let do it together[b][/b
NYSC › Re: How effective is Nysc Self state Deployment Survey Results ....lets Roll by DEXTROVERT(op): 10:54am On Oct 23, 2015
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Update as at 10:52am 23/10/15

Total participants : 40
Team A : 7
Team B : 11
Team C : 17
Team D: 5

Guys let roll
NYSC › Re: How effective is Nysc Self state Deployment Survey Results ....lets Roll by DEXTROVERT(op): 10:51am On Oct 23, 2015
ajistai2003:
Team "grin"
registered on day1 (8/9/15)

1st choice: Rivers
2nd choice: Enugu
3rd choice: Kwara

got deployed to BORNO
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
NYSC › Re: How effective is Nysc Self state Deployment Survey Results ....lets Roll by DEXTROVERT(op): 9:44am On Oct 23, 2015
Meklex:
Will stream 1 be posted before stream 2 or will it be at the same time?
From NYSC Timetable, stream 1 comes before stream 2...stream 1- October 28
Stream 2- Nov 25
NYSC › Re: How effective is Nysc Self state Deployment Survey Results ....lets Roll by DEXTROVERT(op): 9:30am On Oct 23, 2015
Update as at 9:28am 23/10/15

Total participants : 36
Team A : 6
Team B : 10
Team C : 16
Team D: 4

Guys let do it together

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