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Romance › Re: Advice Needed Pls by Dezolo(f): 4:01pm On Jun 28, 2016

nnamdi1993:
lol...dis barney got me laffing like a mad man

Romance › Re: Advice Needed Pls by Dezolo(f): 3:53pm On Jun 28, 2016

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

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Celebrities › Re: Fans Blast Iyanya Shirtless Photo by Dezolo(f): 3:50pm On Jun 28, 2016

meltiplexer:
Their first President Name is Dezolo

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Refuse To Take Post Pills by Dezolo(f): 3:49pm On Jun 28, 2016

Kolade354:
How do you know all this

I'm an onapaediatrician.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Refuse To Take Post Pills by Dezolo(f): 3:46pm On Jun 28, 2016

faaz24:
PEE ?
A man who bed-wets went to see a psychiatrist.
PSYCHIATRIST: Does a dream usually precede your bed-wetting? Tell me how it happens.
MAN: A little demon appears to me in my sleep and says, "Oya, let us pee". Then, I wake up to see the bed wet with my urine.
PSYCHIATRIST: This is what you must do. If the demon comes tonight and tells you "let us pee", just reply him that you have already peed.
The man left and returned the following day with tears streaming down his face.
PSYCHIATRIST: Why are you weeping? Didn't my therapy work?
MAN: Walahi, you have worsened my case!
PSYCHIATRIST: What? How?
MAN: When the demon came, I told him I'd already peed. Then he said, "Oya, let us shit!"

Lmao...

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Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade - There Is No Difference Between I And Beyonce by Dezolo(f): 3:45pm On Jun 28, 2016

druxy:
aahha now..wicked

Romance › Re: Why Do Some Men Behave This Way...... by Dezolo(f): 3:41pm On Jun 28, 2016

pedrilo:
u so mean! u r a lady remember?

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Refuse To Take Post Pills by Dezolo(f): 3:37pm On Jun 28, 2016

Sese2:
will that work?

yes.. It'll make the vagina more saline, kill the sperm immediately

But the girl will have to take shots later.. She might catch a weird infection.. But, better than pregnancy huh?

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Romance › Re: Relationship Goal! Parental Advise: EXPLICIT CONTENT by Dezolo(f): 3:35pm On Jun 28, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Checkout Toyin Aimakhu Stunning Ankara Look by Dezolo(f): 3:29pm On Jun 28, 2016

CAPSLOCKED:

HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M SHOUTING WITHOUT HEARING ME TALK?

OR YOU CAN'T READ MY MONIKER?

why capslock? Must you use capslock?

Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade - There Is No Difference Between I And Beyonce by Dezolo(f): 3:28pm On Jun 28, 2016

then there's no difference between pasuma and kanye west..

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Refuse To Take Post Pills by Dezolo(f): 3:23pm On Jun 28, 2016

you shoulda pee-ed inside her immediately.. She wouldn't get pregnant..

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Romance › Re: Why Having A Girlfriend Is Unnecessary! by Dezolo(f): 3:20pm On Jun 28, 2016

Stoner.

Okbye..

Celebrities › Re: Checkout Toyin Aimakhu Stunning Ankara Look by Dezolo(f): 3:16pm On Jun 28, 2016

CAPSLOCKED:

SHE'S NOT BLEACHING, SHE'S JUST A RAINBOW!

okay. But is that why you're shouting?

TV/Movies › Re: Marvy Tiger "Michael Jackson" At MTN Project Fame Auditions by Dezolo(f): 3:15pm On Jun 28, 2016

faaz24:
Its like he gave an impressive performance 'cos I can see the judges giving him standing ovation

I can see that too

Family › Re: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by Dezolo(f): 3:14pm On Jun 28, 2016

bamirotola:
U don't know noting... who gun epp when I get odeechi!!! Cmon hug me! D violent shall take it by force!!

aaah.. No naa. Iszit by force to hug again? undecided

Romance › Re: Should a lady cook for a man she is dating? by Dezolo(f): 3:13pm On Jun 28, 2016

firstking01:
You ignored my mail @mimzy's cousin

I'm sorry. I don't check my mail again. After the voting, when I saw the result. I stopped checking my mail.

Romance › Re: Talented Dude Whatsapp Conversation Between Him And A Babe by Dezolo(f): 3:09pm On Jun 28, 2016

this is 2016 and you're just seeing this?

Kk

Family › Re: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by Dezolo(f): 3:06pm On Jun 28, 2016

bamirotola:
#runsaftergerwithpowerbike... where are you going?!

**carries gun** oya come near me naa.. Lemme shoot you

Romance › Re: How Many Of This Guys Kind Are Left¿?¿? (chat) by Dezolo(f): 3:04pm On Jun 28, 2016

Berlyn:
lmao dont worry mcbrooklyn will be the manager, ' he can do anything for ladies''

is mcbrooklyn lanicky's campaign manager? Because it's either you or lanicky's campaign manager.

Family › Re: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by Dezolo(f): 3:02pm On Jun 28, 2016

bamirotola:
Cmon don't be shy.m you can't get pregnant... Oya hug daddy bfore I change my mind

***runs away**

Romance › Re: When A Guy Does Not Watch Any Sport by Dezolo(f): 3:00pm On Jun 28, 2016

He's either gay or does it behind your back.

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Romance › Re: How Many Of This Guys Kind Are Left¿?¿? (chat) by Dezolo(f): 2:54pm On Jun 28, 2016

Berlyn:
dont worry i'll campaign for you next election

sheey you'll be my campaign manager.

Romance › Re: Should a lady cook for a man she is dating? by Dezolo(f): 2:52pm On Jun 28, 2016

single lady, boyfriend undecided

what are you saying?

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Romance › Re: BE KIND TO READ THRU by Dezolo(f): 2:49pm On Jun 28, 2016

I'm sorry.. Repeat that please..

Romance › Re: TO All Ladies That Watch Telemundo Series ( See Inside ) by Dezolo(f): 2:47pm On Jun 28, 2016

Iamsynord:
why e mumu

the mixing na 30/100

Romance › Re: How Many Of This Guys Kind Are Left¿?¿? (chat) by Dezolo(f): 2:46pm On Jun 28, 2016

Berlyn:
if we have people like you as a leader this nation would be corruption free

hehe.. I told them o.. They decided to vote for buhari instead.

Family › Re: Long Marriage List Given To A Man Who Wants To Marry(photos) by Dezolo(f): 2:38pm On Jun 28, 2016

bamirotola:
Gud gel... comon give daddy a hug!....

thank you daddy, I don't want.

Celebrities › Re: 'i'm Slapping Myself Now For Missing My Fav People's Wedding Anniversary' Annie by Dezolo(f): 2:34pm On Jun 28, 2016

So, who are those men in the first pic?

Celebrities › Re: Checkout Carolina Danjuma's Look To Pencil Unbroken Comedy Show by Dezolo(f): 2:32pm On Jun 28, 2016

Very nice.

See what should be on front page.. Not snake!! angry

Romance › Re: Two Ladies Disgrace Themselves Publicly After Fighting Over A Man In Public.PICS by Dezolo(f): 2:30pm On Jun 28, 2016

BeastAmbition:
No WOMAN will ever fight over a guy because of his virility alone.... women prefer to date a weak man that has lots of money, and fvck else where when they need to than to date a man with high virility that has nothing.

and all the women in the world told you this?

Celebrities › Re: Checkout Toyin Aimakhu Stunning Ankara Look by Dezolo(f): 2:29pm On Jun 28, 2016

Continue bleaching.

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