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RomanceRe: Sex Doll Samantha Breaks Down After Heavy Massage By Customers by dfo12(m): 2:43pm On Sep 28, 2017
Most ladies will come in here and be ranting like they are more catholic than the pope where what they do with those innocent dildos, vibrators and cucumber is highly worrisome.
CrimeRe: Policeman On Duty With Gun In Rivers Dressed In Native Outfit (Photos) by dfo12(m): 11:27am On Sep 28, 2017
Josephjnr:
Naxo,he is the police and not the uniform.
Sir, it's the uniform that classifies what he does. The uniform visibly differentiates a soldier, FRSC, NSCDC, Man O War, Vigilante a.k.a yan banga, etc from one another.
FamilyRe: Screenshots Of A Whatsapp Chat Between A 'broke,' Guy And His Girlfriend by dfo12(m): 1:18am On Sep 24, 2017
The kinda English they are both sparking have irritating me shocked
CelebritiesRe: 'I Want To Lick Your Face' - Toolz To Tunde Demuren, Her Husband by dfo12(m): 7:12pm On Sep 23, 2017
LesbianBoy:
And I am sure he wants to lick her pvssy
Surely, you are sure.

You must be a surety
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Stoke City Vs Chelsea (0 - 4) On 23rd September 2017 by dfo12(m): 2:25pm On Sep 23, 2017
Cahill in central defence? Courtois needs to be very sleek today else.

Well thanks to Luis. Up Chelsea.
RomanceRe: Lady Says She Declined To Go On A Date With A Married Man, She Gets This (pics) by dfo12(m): 1:28pm On Sep 23, 2017
potent5:
She's playing Russian roulette. Oya deny it make we see.
But, the woman and this girl, na wah for una o.
Make we dey watch, sha.
I see Tosin and Mike there in d pix, are the one on white and black apparel? shocked
CrimeRe: Young Lady Rescued From Ritualists In Delta State (Photos) by dfo12(m): 4:11pm On Sep 22, 2017
missbeckykisses:
Again?? Nawaoo
Which one is again?

Has she been rescued before now? shocked
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Terrorizing Abuja-Kaduna Express Way Busted,Weapons Recovered. Photos by dfo12(m): 12:44pm On Sep 22, 2017
See as them kak waiting for a group foto.

This is 'High-table' call. MC biko play the music
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: APGA Faithfuls Storm Ifeanyi Ubah Residence In Solidarity After His Su by dfo12(m): 6:12pm On Sep 21, 2017
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Car TalkRe: Kenyan Man Transforms Mercedes Benz To A Rolls Royce (Photos) by dfo12(m): 5:46pm On Sep 21, 2017
Discharge:
Africans... . sad..Abegi, make we go develop our own technology than modifying
There is a starting point to something.

Psquare, Olu Maintain started copying peoples songs before doing their own original thing. Let him be biko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest: Carabao Cup (5 - 1) On 20th September 2017 by dfo12(m): 7:09pm On Sep 20, 2017
LesbianBoy:
Chelsea 0 vs Nottingham forest 3
Haters have arrived. Guy chill, it's gonna be the other way round.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Nottingham Forest: Carabao Cup (5 - 1) On 20th September 2017 by dfo12(m): 7:01pm On Sep 20, 2017
Optional1 are you ready for the take off tonight? Please come quick and not miss the flight.
TravelRe: Africa's Fastest Trains Set To Be Shipped To Nigeria After Being Inspected. PICS by dfo12(m): 11:23pm On Sep 17, 2017
Stories that touches the medulla oblongata.
What a joke we are. Why must we be moribund in our thinking and actions. In April 2015, these Chinese tested trains that reach speeds of 603 km/hr. Why are we about doing 150 km/hr and feeling fly about it?

SMH
PoliticsRe: ( Photo) When U Dare Nigeria Army To Do Their Worst by dfo12(m): 12:34am On Sep 17, 2017
Subjecting humans to such inhumane circumstances will only end up changing them for worse.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hurricane Irma Destroys Entire Barbuda, Caribbean Island (Photos) by dfo12(m): 10:26pm On Sep 15, 2017
aaronson:
I'm still wondering to myself, how did Albert Einstein ever know gravitational wave was responsibly for gravity?
That guy is greater than God for having such a bright mind, Even God the owner of the said universe can not put checks and balances to such disastrous disaster like hurricane. I believed if Einstein was still alive, he would have proffered solution to help Astrophysicist solve this hurricane disaster.
A derailed child. You better wake up from your slumber
FamilyRe: Pic:stages Of Development Of A Baby From Conception To Birth by dfo12(m):
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SportsRe: Messi Captured Looking Awkwardly At Ronaldo Before Uefa Best Player Declaration by dfo12(m): 6:27pm On Aug 25, 2017
clefsantos:
Useless Bloggers.he(messi)wasn't looking at ronaldo at all,can u take a bettter look again or may be u're having eyes effect.IDIOT to any sentimental bastards in football.MCHEWWW.
Confirm guy. They don't know natin but you have told them samtin. But guy you meant eye defect ryt? shocked
RomanceRe: Hilarious Picture by dfo12(m): 10:08pm On Aug 23, 2017
OfficialDad:
Okay. The guy see babe wey carry azz, then him come admire the azz , "God , I want that azz" , so God bin a generous God, granted his wish. Look the guy azz @the last pix grin ,and check the girls azz in the first pix
And you had the time to re-explain the dry joke. Ask yourself, "did i explain it better than the pix?" radarada.
PoliticsRe: North Is North, There Is No Middle Belt — Yahaya Kwande by dfo12(m): 8:46am On Aug 23, 2017
All this brouhaha about one's geographical location is uncalled-for. What should matter is our way of life and the way we see others should also change. As long as there is hatred for a particular tribe, it will still show when you meet such outside the shores of this country. We are first of all Nigerians before political polarization.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by dfo12(m): 9:12pm On Aug 20, 2017
optional1:
Chelsea dey vex me... Will rather sleep than watch this match oh....

I am not ready this cry again today.
No more cry's. Rejoice for better days are coming.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by dfo12(m): 1:53pm On Aug 20, 2017
Optional1 I'm going to Wembley. An extra seat reserved for you...hurry!
Popcorn.....Check!
Soda....Check!
Chelsea Muffler....Check!
Vuvuzela....Drop it!
Victory for Chelsea...Check! grin shocked
BusinessRe: Gigantic Equipment Being Brought In For Dangote's Refinery In Lagos (Photos) by dfo12(m): 12:23am On Aug 20, 2017
EngrBouss:
That looks like a heat exchanger, 1 of that cost more than 2 million USD
You are right dude... It is a shell and tube heat exchanger.
CrimeRe: Illegal Chinese Miners Nabbed In Plateau By Security Men (Photos) by dfo12(m): 3:16pm On Aug 16, 2017
Angelb4:
I will not even say anything. Even peem, i won't say.
but you just did
RomanceRe: The Woooing Challenge 2017 Selection Thread..[male Edition] by dfo12(m): 7:52pm On Aug 13, 2017
It's almost 8pm, 32 pages covered, yet no major wooing has taken place. About to leave the thread.

Rosalieene abi make you and I start the show?

Optional1 I can't sight you... cool
CrimeRe: Father Rapes And Brutalizes His 2-Year-Old Daughter In Kaduna State (Photos) by dfo12(m): 4:25am On Aug 13, 2017
Ahmed0336:
That man should be taken to a stadium where he ll be stoned to death. Very foolish man not worthy called father
Is a stadium meant for stoning people?. Where will the stones come from. Have you thought of a quarry? shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Community Shield (4 - 1) penalties On 6th August 2017 by dfo12(m): 11:45am On Aug 06, 2017
Mariinee:
Ama beat Chelsea ass angry
bring it on....battle line is drawn grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Community Shield (4 - 1) penalties On 6th August 2017 by dfo12(m): 11:41am On Aug 06, 2017
Mariinee:
It's abouh to go down tongue
Cc: Photoshoot tongue
MrBigman1

#Gunners
So you are on the loosing side...decamp now that you still have the chance shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Community Shield (4 - 1) penalties On 6th August 2017 by dfo12(m): 11:35am On Aug 06, 2017
optional1:
another one
I sight you. Let the sky remain blue for CFC
RomanceRe: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by dfo12(m): 8:58pm On Aug 03, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
If it hadn't been you, I was almost weeping for her and her descendants. Please na? easy o
PoliticsRe: Senate Removes NYSC From The Constitution, Others (Pics) by dfo12(m): 5:35am On Jul 27, 2017
optional1:
tell me something
Something shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by dfo12(m): 7:47am On Jul 22, 2017
stadora:
am EE GT bt am writing on 26th. abj centre.
wots ur centre. pm me let's tok more
I'm also GT, writing same day in Abuja. Connect me via pm.
PhonesRe: Lenovo Shows Off Concept Flexible Smartphone, Smart Projector And A Lot More by dfo12(m): 7:27am On Jul 22, 2017
Narldon:
WTF!! This guy above just had a heart attack!! shocked He paused mid-sentence!
shocked

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