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Dayvidblue:
How can one even get this mawumawu self?

I don't even know what it is ... I just hear people talk about it on the streets, but if you meet any iyaalagbo just ask them ..

The title is false ... The police don't care if you eat ofe nsala, the op must be a trailer head.

Blogger iranu

Buhari

Drink mawumawu

Blown out of proportion ... They should charge him to court or let him go home on bail, the rape self get k leg. I taya for the drama

Hmm

Cool ... I wonder what efcc will write on their placard during their mugshots

Hmm God help us at this point o. I read that they are sharing Salah gift self.

Haha what a same.

Jonathan will be thanking God for good luck

It is a funny development, I thought aso rock was rock solid. Yeye dey smell.

The robber was even armed haha how he take pass the korofo wey dey gate? Unless nah inside life.

Roger ... Simple

Fantastic dictective work ... Better than what we have in nigeria. God bless you

If you see uduak anywhere there .... Japa

Bro you are not missing anything, I used to be introverted in fact I still am I just learnt how to switch it off when I have to wear the mask, you have to learn to wear masks when you are out and about most people don't understand introverts they just think you are weird, so to interface with the world and be successful navigating it, creat masks. And as for girls what do you think having one will bring to your life ? If you need a relationship start slow, make a friend with a lady and be honest about it because if you are about sex then it will make you very hesitant around her and trust me girls know if you are just looking for sex and boy ... You don't want to be seen as sex starved and weird at the same time. Anyway what I mean is make genuine friends and you will be surprised how easy you can build your confidence and then out of all your female friends you would be able to know the one who most resonates with you and just walk up to her and ask her for a date. Nothing more ... Also be very confident when you speak, don't talk like a wimp, deep tone rings out and screams masculine. There are some more things you need to do to scatter the jazz finally.

He didn't mock him, he only expressed his point of view on the matter, he is well within his rights to have an opinion.

So they are even building houses in kano with the raba...

I thought they were all about the one with 72 virgins pre-installed .. I swear they need to follow the paper trail on every property aquired since 2008 and you will be flabagasted with the whirlwind of criminal activities that has developed beyond puberty in nigeria.

At first millions was enough, now it is billions we are managing and asking for trillions. How is nigeria still in the shit pile ?

Can we can?

Came through a hole,
Then spent his life chasing a hole,
Later came in a hole till he,
died in a hole,
and will be buried in a hole

That is the hole life of a man who is unholy.

Good looking ... Now let them start with a boiling ring plugged to the wall on his ass, then they can comence to giving him the flogging of his life .

2.2 what? Billion? Damn !!! Haha

And they are fasting too o...

Balloons are just full of air, doesn't take much to deflate.

Baba I too don't think tinubu is a good candidate but ... Nigerian politics is like badminton.

I donno what to say .. the photographer did a good job tho. And I hope the money is put to solid use . I have said what I donno.

stanliwise:
One good thing about this unknown alpha presence on Nairaland romance section is that they are attention seeker.
They would do and say all sort of thing they can find in their might to bring attention to them self or ideology. Attention is the number instrument to massage their ego.

Attention from ladies and simp. And here I am giving you one.
I hope you’re enjoying it?

lol, ladies and simps, and I thought I seen it all. God who send me to comment.
Stanley, I am not against you simping, I just don't care!!! Have I not been clear on that ? Your whole thread is about expressing yourself... So here is my expression bro go and simp in peace you have no hate from this Dude. But I ain't no simp. So if you like to simp .... Simp ...simple

stanliwise:
Then you should simply honor it. Thanks

honor what ? Bro you don't exist in my world just as I don't in yours, are you sure it's only simping that you are into? Lol. Egba mi o! Ok I honour your simping is that fine ? Ok cool.

von02:
I would prefer downloading the video tutorials as a course from udemy/Lynda not youtube. Goggling would be for a specific problem or question

dud wanted something free... So I had to point him in the direction i took.

stanliwise:
what more? Simping is the way

let No body stop you bro. At least you are not pretending,

you Sir, are a Simp !!! To the very fabric of your being !! *Clapping* smiling* to simping and beyond!!!

I guess you have made your point crystal clear and we the none simps have seen it. I don't think there is anymore beyond this point is there?

Ok cool.

stanliwise:
Cool �. I like how the simping word now sound watery

yessir... Simply simp on!