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dguy in dcorner: so foxy say make i forget dat bitch,ok o! Think i now know better!


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which naughty lady! I said that bit ch ...who changed am (Nairaland sha)

so foxy say make i forget dat bitch,ok o! Think i now know better!


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Imprida: do u believe as a guy no sex b4 marriage?? do u believe as a guy no sex b4 marriage??

yes o...i fear God small

na later i com dey see her with small guys for my area wey just dey come up,some of dem na mini-tout as in dey no worth her but some of dem go d same skul with her but dem still dey like ss1,ss2.

I begin dey wonder war happen,y me.I don jam am like 3 times after d incident but i dey free her but DAT memory dey always dey come.

Even tho' i don made up my mind b4 to free her sey she no worth am, i com think am sey i go be dat weaklen wey foxy bin dey talk bout o,lai lai.

Help me cos i wan date dis girl or even if na bleep make I bleep, even tho' i no wan bleep til i marry, to show her I'm a man, i can't be pushed over o jare

I freestyle waka back to my guy ,he just dey hail me "bad boi..." but wetin my eyes see remain for my tommy.

I really like dis girl,wetin i do, wetin i no do abi wetin happen y Dis girl dey do me like Dis? Dis n many questions dey pop up but no answer.

The next morning I dey go out as usual, i hold one poly bag, wen i saw her,she wan go pay for d water wey her sister fetched. "Fatima..." Dis girl no lemme land o " e ma koju si bi ti won ran yin" yeepa!!! meaning " you'd better face where dem send you" This is really too much for me to bear abi wetin self.Na so i leave her o since den.

I dey talk with my big 'gimmed' neighbour dat nyt, wen i saw d girl, an elder was sitting near where we stood,she greet him first come greet me "Gud evening." I call her "Fatima" she no answer ,my mind don comot from my guy wey we bin dey talk. "Na u dey do dat girl abi" asked my padi.

There's is a sharp corner that leads to her house,very close,as i see sey she don dey near dat corner na im i use style jog follow her dey call " Fatima, Fatima... wait ." She been dey talk buh i no dey hear her,as she turned left heading straight to her house i quickly move closer to her knowing DAT we don comot from d scene wey d elder n my padi dey. she no gree wait o.

"Fatima, u no hear sey..." i never land wen i begin dey hear her voice " shebi, i don greet u,wetin i wan wait for..." For Yoruba o "...mtcheeeeewwwww" Na d next thin wey i hear b DAT o,as she climbed d staircase wey lead to her papa house.


I stayed there for lyk 2mins dey think am,haba! I no expect dis insult chai !!!

ahh! ah get many probs o,but make we take am one step after d other. ..there's Dis girl for my hood about 18yrs of age,she just finished sec skul last year but i av been eyeing her wen she was still in ss3 but i didn't give too much attention tho',I just admired her.

But wen I came back from skul of recent due to ASUU strike and i set my eyes on her a day she was fetching water very close to my house,mean i cudnt believe wat i saw, she's had Dis plummy kind of blossom, more beautiful (Ebony) ,so I approached her, " hello." She pretended she didn't hear me ( note: she had bucket of water on her head all dis moment),i kept on smiling didn't say anything again until she looked at me because something had been pushing her to look but she was resisting, finally she made a 'mistake' of looking in my eyes,on looking, she met d smile,now she's restless. "how do you do?" i asked softly in Yoruba. "I'm fine,goo.. gud morning." she replied in Yoruba using 'e' as a sign of respect.I asked her her name she said Fatimo, OK!

In a nutshell, i engage her into talking even tho' she was kinda restless because i have never said hi to her let alone greeting her before, guess she's still amazed.

The theme of my discussion with her was why she's not been greeting n talking to me.When I asked her she said maybe she didn't notice she's not been greeting me, we were still talking when she saw her friend (i always see them together) she asked her to come and that was where I knew i av been axed.


On getting to d scene she was kinda surprised too i greeted her she replied with confused tone,i asked my target (Fatimo) how they are related bcoz i always see them together, she said she's her mosque member then i released them n go my own way.

The obsession was so much that I'd to tell my younger bro bout it since he stayed there 2yrs prior to my arrival.He asked me what i see in her bcoz she ain't worth it, he said she plays and rolls with small small boys in the area,i said noo,she's now a bigger girl that that was den, he shook head for me and said there's nothing he cud do for me, bcoz d girl no even worth am.I no listen o bcoz i like d girl die!

One fateful night i was...e be like say Na pidgin go do jorh...

this one wey dey come so Na story n i need advice or more like help...

I'm interested in that thing your grandma gave you!

I'm present!

Carlo Ancelotti:
Chelsea's style of play is essentially false 9.
You never see them
whipping in crosses, or putting
through balls for the striker. Neither
do their three attacking midfielders
play around the striker. They play
among themselves. Their only problem is that
instead of deploying
a player to protect the defense and
playing outright false 9, they use
that player as a striker who is
essentially useless. They could put
Falcao, Cavani, Lewandowski, Messi,
Rooney, Van Persie, absolutely
anyone as a no.9, their striker will
never score 30 odd goals a season or
bang hattricks with this system. And
also they will keep losing games
because while playing false 9, one
player is required to protect the
defense. Instead that one player
(striker)is doing nothing on the
field.

Xsolutions: @Hotwax:Abeg dey EXPOSE them dey go joor!!! ;Dr...But on a serious note...I REALLY think that was Chidinma in that tape...SMH,was dissapointed,not that she made a sextape but that she was very careless not to keep such for herself or what ever reason she and the guy taped it

a beg, where I go fit watch Dis chindima s.x tape?
u fit drop box am?

Xsolutions: @Hotwax:Abeg dey EXPOSE them dey go joor!!! ;Dr...But on a serious note...I REALLY think that was Chidinma in that tape...SMH,was dissapointed,not that she made a sextape but that she was very careless not to keep such for herself or what ever reason she and the guy taped it

a beg, how I go fit watch Dis chindima s.x tape

igbokwe sampson: Thank God finally, I said it wen two elephant fights its usually d graSs DAT suffers it. And in eveerything we do the poor masses are always at d receiving end. God help us all

you didn't say it,elders did

.. Union signs MoU with FG
The Academic Staff Union of Universities
(ASUU) will suspend the five months strike next
week after the union signed a Memorandum of
Understanding to that effect with Federal
Government on Wednesday
ASUU President, Dr. Nasir Fagge, who signed
the agreement on behalf of the union,
confirmed to journalists that the strike would be
called off next week following agreement signed
by both parties.
Fagge said the MoU contained all the demands
presented by the union.

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/strike-fg-ASUU-sign-mou/


but wait o! I thought we have all agreed we are resuming next year now!!!

fabulousdame: i think there is improvement..it's better dan before

Is that in Lagos as well?

Today is the 8th day we have experienced great improvements of electricity supply in Omi-Ata,Abule-Egba,Lagos state.Though weeks prior to that it's gone from bad to worse following the taking over (the said privatisation) but now it's been another story.We normally enjoyed electricity only in d night,say 11:30pm to 3,4,5, sometimes 6am although not everyday.No little hope of light during d day.But now i must say there's little improvement as we now enjoy electricity from 6,7pm to 9,10am though there used to be some hiccups during those periods.


I just like nairalanders to share their experiences in their respected areas,any improvements? or is this a fluke?

The importance of hymns in christian lives cannot be stressed enough,this is evident in ephesians 5:18-20, where Paul encourages us to sing psalms,hymns and spiritual songs to one another,when you rejoice and even when things are not going well. Hymns also free us from distractions.

Thousands of hymns have been written and sung by prominent men and women of God but i, like so many others don't sing these hymns often,we only do that in congregations but today I realised how wonderful hymns are ,i was move like I have never been moved before,i realised heaven within me,all thanks to that special programme organised in my church today.

Although at times,the way a hymn is being sung is very important too, Now brethren I would like you to share your favourite hymns with the artiste that sang that version and those hymns you can't stop singing, those hymns that help you out of a particular situation,hymn that moves you closer to God because i want to start listening to hymns.

I like Ancient words by Micheal w.smith and

i have found a friend in Jesus(Yoruba version),I can't remember the woman that sang it.

October 13 is the day when the tune
Happy Birthday To You was copyrighted
in 1893. Trivia on the oldest tune that
we continue to harp about
It's the occasion when even the
musically challenged among us will
deign to clear their throats and launch
an aural attack on the hapless soul
standing in the centre of the circle. The
guy who must believe that he too, as
Gloria Gaynor assured millions of
heartbroken women the world over, 'will
survive' -- listening to a tuneless
rendition of Happy Birthday To You.
Sisters Patty Hill and Mildred J Hill of
Kentucky, USA, could never have
anticipated that introducing the song
'Good Morning to All' to Patty's
kindergarten class would someday
contribute to the world's most sung
song in the world. The song proved so
popular with the students that it is
alleged that they took to singing it on
birthdays, changing the lyrics to 'Happy
Birthday'. The sisters went on to publish
the tune in their book called Song
Stories for the Kindergarten.
The tune for the song is likely to have
been inspired from other songs at the
time, including Horace Waters' 'Happy
Greetings to All', and 'A Happy New
Year to All'.

Lyrics
"Good Morning to All"
Good morning to you,
Good morning to you,
Good morning, dear children.
Good morning to all.


"Happy Birthday to You"

Source: anywhere on the internet

pls great people of nairalander ...my z10 often switches to emergency mode and stays there for hours,then I can only receive call but cannot Do any network - relying things. I don't know if I'm the only one having the issue but if there's some persons here who might help I will desperately appreciate.

I'm made to understand it's not carrier problem tho'. Thanks

thank God this thread is finally on front page ,@least more people can enjoy the very cheap still better specs..


I have said it b4 n I will say it again,opsson is a very nice device,,,display reminds me of I-phone as in wen I see my former tecno n3 n my neighbour's m3 i know I was using chinko before truly


@swaggzo,no one was trying to lie to u about d battery performance, u jes didnt follow d manual's instructions n dat was d way u complained bout Ur gionee p2 which everyone says d battery is very good.Why Ur own dey always different?


pls if u want to get this fone get it and stop doubting ursef .


about gaming capacity OMG!! AWESOME... i ve played fifa14 on it very fast no single lag with bbm,whatsapp,FB...in short almost all my apps running n I have played mass effect which although wen u are on it(mass effect) for more than 3hrs to be precised it gives u signs of lagging,so u wud b taking to home screen but wen go back to d game in no more than 2minutes it takes u back to where u stopped instead of loading again like u re just starting d game but wen u don't go back to d game in less DAT 2minutes d game may av to load again...I think d fone comes with ram optimizer tho'



thank you!

who will save us from Nigerians lord?

they too m*mu!

Sincere 9gerian: APC is synonymous with fraud and hypocrisy. Once again, we have been vindicated.

thank you jawe! PDP is synonymous with corruption ,,,making Nigeria synonymous with total failure!

@zface,,, add me on whatsapp:08137055771

Godvilla: [color=olive]*Download the speech file
Create a folder and name it "speech"
*Extract the speech file to the folder you just created, then move the folder to
SDcard/Android/data/com.ea.game.fifa14_row.
Run Fifa 14, Goto customize, make sure that you have internet connection then press download in speech setting.[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbAmUkYBB6QBNEGER9Wfl6XIKplC1HYFNV_GDLNEkI3bWG6JS6E_UWCoN2[/img][/color]

https://i1024.photobucket.com/albums/y302/GODvilla/Facebook/Mobile%20Uploads/1380559_775859565777045_1466921622_n.jpg

Godvilla, DAT 4share link dey break wen downloading,,, any other link or what can be done.

update us better news o