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Whenever I close my eyes while praying I tend to yawn in the course of the prayer but this doesn't happen when I leave my eye open

donbenedict:
are u blind? Like seriously are u really blind? Didn't u see the efforts the authorities hav made in tryn to persuade him to come down yet u come in here to type this trash... dnt let me vent my anger on u nw...

Seriously I don't know what more they could have done. I've been following it on twitter since morning. He got d attention, help yourself down, nbanu! Had he jumped down on the inflated trampoline, he would have gotten help from one or two kind hearted people there but now people will on feel distaste towards him if he makes it

Dude should have been shot with a tranquilizer

Am sure some of these guys carrying placards don't know what the person their protesting for looks like.

lewispius:
11. The Realest water bottle ever made

People wey dey use this flask then go be like "open ur mouth let me pour it" like say na sink

Here's something you can also do. Play along with the scamer and ask him to give you his bank details so you can transfer whatever fund he asks for. You can then take this to the police for them to trail and nab him. There's a scamer am currently on his case, once I get this details, I will show it to the police.

jasper7:
okay, I feel the need to tell a story before I retire for the night. A couple of years back, I was at the MM airport in lagos, heading to abuja. Just as we were waiting for our boarding time. Some big men In kaftans came in an entourage and bought the whole seats in our plane.

These dudes where not up to 20 but correct me if I'm wrong, a plane has a minimum of 60 passenger seats
Well, we were asked to wait a tard longer for their next flight. Trust Nigerians na, see pandemonium. People dragging shirts and singlets . I just sat at a corner, folded my hands, dumbfounded.

In my head I was just reasoning this out. The poor ones are here killing themselves, while the big men have boarded our flight and are half way to Abuja.
There and then, I consciously decided to be in the big league. That incident makes me stretch myself, keeps me motivated, keeps me going..
Now, I got your hearts in the right direction, it's time to get your hands dirty! And I mean that, literally. Tomorrow I share the action plan. I just need 10 farmers who have farmland hot and available to indicate interest. 2moro the real work begins.

Incase you don't have any available to you now, but you are going to be ready by march, still indicate interest.

This thread is about to get sweaty. Fun time is over

I don't have a. Land nor a kobo in my pocket. In fact my life is a little shot of a disaster right now. Won't go into details but am inspired by your post. If u had a farm in lagos, I would have come to do an Internship in one of ur farms. But for farmers in lagos planing on working with jasper, I woundn't mind coming to work with you for a few months to garner experience before setting out on my own. Am on whatsapp :08111*****3, da*********e@gmail.com is my email.

adusco:
Nigerians are never satisfied with anything, we talk as if we know all, Oliseh was a good pundit but never a good coach.
over age players and achievements,You are very funny,

When are we going to stop running our mouth? We are so quick to shift blame on players and coaches, of which we all know the caliber of players we have now can never be compared to that of '94,'96.
I believe everything is time, Egypt was champions of Africa for years but their fans never castigated them like we are doing here because they have not bn to Nations cup for many years, as for me , I want to see them play good game, let's give them time to play together and stop changing players as if we are changing clothes.

we have never had a set of players that have played together for years but we are in the habit of inviting different players, different coach with different approach.

NFF insincerity and corruption, poor administration and management of players very poor.
There is no zeal to do well, gone are those days when you dream to put on the national Jersey but it's all about money now.
There are many factors responsible for poor performance, the fear factor is no more there, any team can now challenge our team, we need to build from the scratch to achieve greatness once again.

If we don't criticize our team and everyone around the team, is it another country that will do it for us? And what makes you think the egyptians never criticized their team when they were not performing? I agree the NFF has a lot to answer for. They are the real problem. Sacking coaches now and then won't help

Mudley313:
why nigeria always dey play go back sef

As them no get foresight

For say she be Nepa, she no go need ladder to climb pole.

I hope this we won't hear this guy as taken in the kid for a wife tomorrow

kennysteve77:
If you want a solid foundation, use that money for it and look for another money to build...

Na factory them wan put on top the foundation?

These SA pastors and their awkward theatrics

So Nigeria too get blue beaches... Halelluyah

The pictures are fabulous

adeseun22:
u sef na alatenuje, u initially wanted to use 1k cos u see ifa, u con increase am to 10k. u go wash tire.

Walai no be only plates e go wash.. Na the whole restaurant

delishpot:
Wow. I love crocodile meat was thinking this one would be close to it. This one wey taste like pork no impress me O. That bush tat go make sense for egwusi soup or better dry stew with plenty pepper

you go don live near jungle oh... As for me I don repent from bush rat

See feast

Austin4lif:
Anything can happen in this CHANGE ERA. He need the money so badly. Zombies will definitely come and quote me nw. Some pple have the guts to insult IPOB but when the see the AWUSA the take to their heels and allow them burn their houses, kill them and even abduct their children. Which cowardliness pass this one. Meanwhile, I believe Nigeria will be better as one if we all agree.

this one has nothing to do with change. its an old picture

TheGoodJoe:

This is not a Quarter final games. PSL advance to the Quarter finals.

Thanks for spotting that. Made modifications

The better team won on the night. But I must admit for the first time after Chelsea beat barca at the Nou Camp, I enjoyed chelsea's play. They looked very dangerous on the counter. Referring to the first half though cause I didn't watch the second.
Am a gunner by the way.

That's it. PSG advance to the quarter finals, winning 4-2 on aggregate. Beating chelsea to the quarter finals for the second season in a row.

The PSG fans are thoroughly enjoying themselves as they watch their side dominate possession inside the Chelsea half of the pitch. They look in no rush to push forward but are doing well to keep the ball away from the hosts, who, understandably, are showing little fight as the game enters the final few minutes. They just haven't looked the same after going behind for the second time, and since then the pace of the game has slowed down considerably

BABANGBALI:
Chelsea fans be like "how many minutes remain?"

We are in injury time

Substitution-Ángel Fabián di María Hernández makes way for Edinson Roberto Cavani Gómez
Substit I smell another goal for the true blues