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If only you had job to do..

makydebbie:
Lol.
I hit a nerve didn't I? Of course you're trying so hard to impress and please I'm against child abuse so I'm unimpressed boy.


I told you I'm not your mummy, go look for her in a brothel or something. Oh please shut the hell up, who jumped on my mention to spill thrash? Dude, I've got this huge love for moi, if an inconsequential teenager says I'm ugly, it's his stupid false opinion which is currently in the bin that I give no fvck about.

Since you're handsome why are you allergic to uploading your own damn picture? You know nlders won't sleep after seeing it due to the nightmares so boy, you're doing us a favor.

Now run to mummy, apart from your comments being nauseating, I have zero tolerance for dumb children.

Lol,
Reading this post again prompted this..
The only nerve you hit, would be the one in your brain that was stressed in thinking up that trash you typed up there..
All I can picture is a girl, pained and insecure about her, not in the least, pretty face.

I should look for my mum in a brothel, now I get your idea of "intellectually fit".
I wouldn't stoop that low with you anyway, since I cherish my mum and every mum, what you prolly weren't raised up to do.

I can't be found dead trying to impress you..
About being handsome, you should know any guy you've got in your life has nothing on me.
I'm not like your type that seeks recognition about his appearance online..

Lol, sorry I called you ugly, just don't cry yet, smallie. Looking at your pics all I see is the NOSE, you sure you ain't NOSa?

How can you have zero tolerance for dumb children when prolly have been one all your life, like how do you live with yourself?! Anyway, God NOSE best in your case.

Lol, I no get words again jawe..

BoleAndFish:
Hahaha thank God for your elder sis. You're lucky they didn't do arrangee for you. If you tried something like that in my secondary school, boys will make sure you have a story to tell your parents after school on a very good Friday.
It's a good thing you learnt to behave in public. Maybe we would have read your story on nl frontpage by now.


Say no more. You got a heavenly man here.

Lool osheeeey! In how many years? You see why I called you an old lady?

Asslicking finally helped your life, nigga_ you made it!!!!

makydebbie:
Lol.
I hit a nerve didn't I? Of course you're trying so hard to impress and please I'm against child abuse so I'm unimpressed boy.


I told you I'm not your mummy, go look for her in a brothel or something. Oh please shut the hell up, who jumped on my mention to spill thrash? Dude, I've got this huge love for moi, if an inconsequential teenager says I'm ugly, it's his stupid false opinion which is currently in the bin that I give no fvck about.

Since you're handsome why are you allergic to uploading your own damn picture? You know nlders won't sleep after seeing it due to the nightmares so boy, you're doing us a favor.

Now run to mummy, apart from your comments being nauseating, I have zero tolerance for dumb children.

It's a new day!
I'll save my reply for some other time.
Cheers!

amicable09:
Before replying you, I had to check the section of Nairaland this is.

Romance! *smh

Why should I give a rat's arse about the opinion of an attention seeking small boy who is trying to gain relevance (even if it is for 30 seconds) by quoting me?

Kiddo, it's not my fault that you have a problem with reading long sentences. Do yourself a favour, visit a public library.

Whenever you guys mention the "attention seeking" whatever, one would think y'all are useful in the society or just maybe your attention isn't as useless as the 5naira.
So, quoting you gives relevance, yet you are just like most topics on nairaland?
Anyway, it's a good thing it's nairaland, where being stupi.d is a nice thing.
You coulda simply taken the advice with a "thank you".
Thanks for granting me your attention, by the way. It has really helped my life.
Rubbish!

BoleAndFish:
Coming from an adult teenager whose profile reads "I'm as hot as ice ". By the way, how come there's no punctuation after your cheers? Romancelanders make una change na haba

Lol.

You even checked my profile?
Okay, whatever..
By the way, me being an adult-teenager and the statement "I'm as hot as ice" are beyond your understanding.

makydebbie:
Honestly ignore that teenager looking for relevance by force. Dude doesn't know his opinion is what they use to clean the gutters.

Yea I was away for a while and I even deleted my diary. I doubt they can't.
I've alot to catch up on your diary, but when last I read, you were talking about your nephew. You'll make a great mum you know?

Lmao.
Seems you find it hard keeping me out of your talks.

makydebbie:
Mtcheew, you're not intellectually fit to converse with me. Bye.

Lol, Seriously, you make it sound like I'm trying to impress you. Oshi!
If coming on romance section to fool myself in a conversation is what being "intellectually fit" is all about, then I don't wanna be fit.
Besides, there's nothing "intellectually fit" in all your replies, or maybe I'm missing the idea of being intellectually fit.
Whatever jare. Lemme restrain myself from typing further.


Uh, you can't be the only one giving the "K's and Bye's"

So, here's a
K
and
Bye!

makydebbie:
Lol, true. He is probably a toddler.

Smh
Toddler is still too high na, don't you think foetus is better?

amicable09:
Lol. When people stop caring about other people's negative opinion on social media about them, they'll live healthier and happier in real life.

Imagine me coming to look at pre-wedding pictures only to meet nothing because someone who thinks freedom of speech includes giving their silly opinion about everything told the OP that her husband to be isn't good looking. Lol.


OP, I hope you don't cancel your wedding because of this. Happy married life.

Fakeness everywhere...

Work on your usage of punctuation.
Cheers

makydebbie:
Okay kid.

Okay, adult. Silly thing is you don't even know who you calling a kid.

Okay. When ya done, clean it off and face reality.

The only funny thing here is that the fans are the ones carrying this shii for head pass.
The annoying part is both musicians made a name for themselves and are making their cash, yet one dumb head that calls him/her self a fan (fan ti o ni opolo), will sit down somewhere making useless comparison and shii.

makydebbie:
I've no business with a teenager, boy I'm not your mummy.

She even wishes to be my mummy?
Girl, if there's no "sugar" in front, I don't want.

makydebbie:
Lol I'm wondering why you're trying so hard to get my attention like your life depends on it. Biko ain't got that time.

Lol. You wish shey.
Sorry o, Miss Attention.

makydebbie:
k

Like your legs?
Whatever.

spookydee:
Trending new picture of a young lady who shared this on her Facebook timeline yesterday for her friends to enjoy ?
What will you say about this? Trendy or Trashy?

Since the boobs are looking nicer than the face, it's "Treshy or Trandy".

makydebbie:
Err.. So why are you quoting me?

'Cause I'm the spotter and you the "spottee "

Nice one.. They look too young sha.. and not so fine.

makydebbie:
Who the fvck cares about your opinion concerning her husband? And what's your business if he isn't good looking? Mtcheew.

An ugly being spotted

kabazi95:
Let's create a Whatsapp group to make this more lively

Seconded
Rep Mechatronics and Control Engineering

Draei:

Sure i did, I'm still making more.
You guys going should have fun at least.

Not going too jawe...was only kidding. Though I'd like your see the face behind your moniker.

Draei:

Lol, in thesame lekki where i grew up?
Nuff said. I've never even participated in
any online show or fun thread so you tell me,
i was also afraid online huh? Abehgi.

Lol, I know your dharay99 made a lot of enemies though.

Draei:

I'm just too introverted.

Abi ya afraid niggers will beat the phuck outta your annoying life.

Can't wait for the nairaland after party.

Keep going, my Nigga.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]I just saw this. I actually had 1 dude tell me that I was like "whaaaat why u even in my face." And the fool thought I would be touched by it ☆ Needless 2 say i never dated him [/color]

Dafuq? He be so full of himself
Guess hw was cute?

chinanu123:
Lols.

Uhmm, is that a NO?

chinanu123:
Lols.

About to send a PM, hope I'll get a reply.

chinanu123:
It's with my bank I can't remember.

Gee! You be frustrating my effort though.