attention007:
The dude is not sleeping... both of them are attention seekers

So obvious.
Besides, nigga got uglier.

All I can see is the change in complexion. Damn low self-esteem girls!

Hmm.. okay o.
Why did you na post it here?
Make we praise you, or come epp you with the girl?
Ayam nur understanding.

I heard it can't be cured..so just advise her to live with it.

Nigeria

See face

Blackhawk01:

And you couldn't call me abi you don't know I'm single

Are you a hemale?

allyguy:
I want a responsible pretty lady for a serious relationship between the age(s) of 21 to 26years within Lagos. PLS Muslim Lady only ,whatsapp no 08162446349

Na wa o

shinarlaura:
I just want to find out from the guys in the house .

The woman, durh!

makydebbie:
Take down my pictures I don't appreciate your busybody. FYI, that's not catarrh, if you wanna troll, keep me out of it.

Lmao.. the nose again.

She says it's expanding the womb.

Lawlahdey:
NO. But I'm not gonna judge anyone who does.

Even your close relations. Let's say your younger sister?
Deep down you know you wouldn't be okay with that.
What's bad is definitely bad, at least in the Nigerian society.

teetee2224:
Tomatoes are an important ingredient in most beauty treatments. They help cure large pores, treat acne, soothe sunburn, and revive dull skin. The antioxidants in tomato, especially lycopene, fight cellular damage and skin inflammation.

Tomatoes work wonderfully well as an astringent and improve facial texture. They remove excess oils from your skin and keep your face fresh for longer.

The vitamin C in tomatoes also brightens your skin tone.


See how here:-


http://www.tomiscolourpavilion.com/i-apply-tomato-face-every-night-skin/

Where's it?
Your hand is even looking fresher than the face you "adding" tomato to.

Typical beast. All strength, no sense.

Lawlahdey:
DISCLAIMER :- This post isn't aimed at encouraging immorality.

It's not foreign to us when we hear the phrase "Use what you you have to get what you want". It is a phrase that simply means using whatever is in your capacity as an individual to achieve your desires and needs. Whether it be your brain, your strength, your beautiful face or your body, In one way or the other, we all use what we have to get what we want. And certainly, all that we think we might have , that we use in getting what we want isn't ours.

- If you have a super brain as a human being, you didn't create that brain for yourself, God did.

-If you have an angelic and mesmerizing beauty, you didn't mould yourself into artistic perfection,God did.

-If you have a hot banging body, you didn't morph that shape yourself, God did.

-If you have a sonorous voice, you didn't give yourself that voice, God did.

In essence, what I'm trying to say is that everything you have, that you feel proud of and you berate those who aren't as lucky as you on, God was just being generous to you. You are just lucky.

Now, this borders down to the matter of women nudity in our society nowadays.

Needless to say, Indecent exposure amongst women is now a common trend in our society today. Everyone is sharing nudes for a bit of attention and maybe, fame and money too. Every girl out there wants to pull a Kim Kardashian. We all know Kim Kardashian achieved fame and wealth not with talents or anything, but with her body.
No doubt, there are still some women out there, a lot in fact, using their brains and talents to meet their goals and that's great. But we have to admit that nowadays, Nudity is what is selling. Even Beyonce with all her singing skills and great voice still has to show a bit of flesh in her music videos.

As humans though, we are hypocritical a great deal. We also like to judge others. It's like an inborn trait of ours. We see nude topics all over the internet everyday, we appreciate the nudists by dropping likes on their pictures, yet, we condemn nudity with our very own mouth. We like to compare slay queens to intellectuals. We have this habit of judging and belittling those whose selling point is their body in opposed to the talented and brainy ones forgetting that they are both using what they have to get what they want.

A lady that is trending because she aced a first-class in her undergraduate degree isn't better than the one who is trending because she has a body she likes to flaunt. Their selling point is just different.

I'm not trying to encourage nudity but we have got to let everyone live their lives how they want to. We are the ones encouraging immorality by accepting it and as such, we have no right to condemn or criticize.

So you are okay with going nude?

The topic says teenager, the story says woman. Confused poster.

sixhours:
Hi Nairalanders,

I need your mature advice here. I am in a committed relationship with this lady. She works in lagos and I work in Asaba. I was initially in lagos but was transferred to Asaba. I do visit her regularly in lagos and she comes to Asaba too. Recently, an opening came up in Lagos within the company and I applied to be transferred back to fill this position. My application is currently pending approval. My reason for asking for this transfer is because I want to get married to this lady. And it is best we live in the same state after marriage. She can't move to Asaba because that will mean she has to look for another job. Instead, I felt I can work my transfer back to lagos.

Over the long independence holiday, I decided to visit my fiancee in lagos to share my plans with her. When I got to lagos, I noticed she was all moody. I then asked her wassup. She then said she is pregnant. After saying it, she paused and looked at my face. I was excited. I hugged her. Kissed her and brought out a new wristwatch I bought for her (she loves wristwatches). Then, I started explaining how I applied to be transferred back to lagos because I want to start a family with her. While I was talking, she started crying. I then asked to know what the issue was. She then answered that she aborted the pregnancy. I was shocked. She showed me the doctor's report confirming she was 4 weeks pregnant. But, she said she did not want to receive the usual rejection that comes from a guy when she tells the guy she is pregnant. Therefore, she just removed it. She said, she told herself that when she tells me I got her pregnant, and I start to act up, she will just tell me that she has already taken it off.

Since that day, I have not being myself. I do not know if I should continue with her. She has a big problem. She assumes too much. She concludes too much. She always tries to act like she is smarter than everyone in the room. Before you say A, she concludes you will also say B and C. A part of me wants my application for transfer to be denied.

What should I do? Mature advice only.

Abortion is inhuman.
She should have at least told ya first...
If you still love her, continue the relationship.
But, don't marry her till she gets pregnant again.

Op, move on, she's only a girl..
Best pay back would be to get so successful, that she'd wish she had remained with you later on.
Fuckgirl

iamJ:
With your china phone and dirty nails, i dont blame her, poverty no everybody destiny

Dirty nails?

You ain't only stupid, but blind too.

My sisters, yes.. but a gf?... Who she EPP?

Lawlahdey:
I see. Buh she's not fine fine nah, she's just bright.
Ahbi izzit my eyes?

Not only your eyes, check your mouth and nose too..

mikejj:
this snoring thing ehn,like one of my of my friend do say she hates her boo because whenever they just finish having sex the next tin you hear is a sound of a pig grunt like mad, its her boo he is sleeping.chai

Yet he's still her boo..


About the topic, nah!
"Switch off"

makydebbie:
The second picture tho, looks gay.

Lol
Now she's stalking me.

Iamkuttie:

God forbid!
Was it cause of the dimple?
Or the handkerchief i tied?

The way you took it.

Iamkuttie:
Just decided to show off small sha...
No banter pikoh.
If you still yet to listen to my debut release... "Dikeh"
download from the link below.
Promise you, you not gonna regrett downloading erm'! Ask others who av' heard it!
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#Kuttie

I feel like. The second selfie looks gay af

So the water in these bathrooms can wash away ones past or what? Ayam not understanding.

lefulefu:
welcome brother to d fold where u get enuf ukwu yamfu yamfu.. Chop dese ones first

Expired ukwu..

sekxy:
yeah,it's a thing of joy and I can't just hide how grateful I am to God and to you all my friends. .I'm immensely overwhelmed with joy. .I wish myself all the good things of life..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
cc: Biafranbushboy
CaptainGOOD
markydebbi
Oyindidi
Blackhawk01
horlohlah
Lalas247
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lefulefu
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Tgoddess
Tosyne2much
Tahrah

Happy Birthday

If only you had job to do..

makydebbie:
Lol.
I hit a nerve didn't I? Of course you're trying so hard to impress and please I'm against child abuse so I'm unimpressed boy.


I told you I'm not your mummy, go look for her in a brothel or something. Oh please shut the hell up, who jumped on my mention to spill thrash? Dude, I've got this huge love for moi, if an inconsequential teenager says I'm ugly, it's his stupid false opinion which is currently in the bin that I give no fvck about.

Since you're handsome why are you allergic to uploading your own damn picture? You know nlders won't sleep after seeing it due to the nightmares so boy, you're doing us a favor.

Now run to mummy, apart from your comments being nauseating, I have zero tolerance for dumb children.

Lol,
Reading this post again prompted this..
The only nerve you hit, would be the one in your brain that was stressed in thinking up that trash you typed up there..
All I can picture is a girl, pained and insecure about her, not in the least, pretty face.

I should look for my mum in a brothel, now I get your idea of "intellectually fit".
I wouldn't stoop that low with you anyway, since I cherish my mum and every mum, what you prolly weren't raised up to do.

I can't be found dead trying to impress you..
About being handsome, you should know any guy you've got in your life has nothing on me.
I'm not like your type that seeks recognition about his appearance online..

Lol, sorry I called you ugly, just don't cry yet, smallie. Looking at your pics all I see is the NOSE, you sure you ain't NOSa?

How can you have zero tolerance for dumb children when prolly have been one all your life, like how do you live with yourself?! Anyway, God NOSE best in your case.

Lol, I no get words again jawe..

BoleAndFish:
Hahaha thank God for your elder sis. You're lucky they didn't do arrangee for you. If you tried something like that in my secondary school, boys will make sure you have a story to tell your parents after school on a very good Friday.
It's a good thing you learnt to behave in public. Maybe we would have read your story on nl frontpage by now.


Say no more. You got a heavenly man here.

Lool osheeeey! In how many years? You see why I called you an old lady?

Asslicking finally helped your life, nigga_ you made it!!!!

makydebbie:
Lol.
I hit a nerve didn't I? Of course you're trying so hard to impress and please I'm against child abuse so I'm unimpressed boy.


I told you I'm not your mummy, go look for her in a brothel or something. Oh please shut the hell up, who jumped on my mention to spill thrash? Dude, I've got this huge love for moi, if an inconsequential teenager says I'm ugly, it's his stupid false opinion which is currently in the bin that I give no fvck about.

Since you're handsome why are you allergic to uploading your own damn picture? You know nlders won't sleep after seeing it due to the nightmares so boy, you're doing us a favor.

Now run to mummy, apart from your comments being nauseating, I have zero tolerance for dumb children.

It's a new day!
I'll save my reply for some other time.
Cheers!