chinanu123:


Invite to where

Invite to your heart ni

misspicy:

Awwwwwwnn


come give me a very big bear hug sister

*runs in and gives the hug*

Thanks for that babe.

chinanu123:


We never see your seriousness

Maybe 'cause you never wanted to see it.

Should I take this as an invite?

Lizzdeb:
I need a husband too.. Am just 37

Babe, I'm 100. God showed me that you're my missing teeth. So, we'll work out.

Bet why bro?!

Why'd you deceive us, you told us you RETIRED.
Yet, you're here still doing your every day hobby/Job; displaying high rate of ''MUMUnity''!


I think have learned a lesson, I'll never believe any MUMU that says he's RETIRED, again!

torres89:


this what 70 percent of men want

especially when the man is rich

Not true at all.. Most men, like me, want a supporting wife. Not one that'll sit her lazy ass at home 'cause she gave birth to child(ren).

IAmOged:


pls kindly state this other opinion....we might have things in common sir

There's nothing like TRUE LOVE or HEART BREAK. #myopinion

Omo nice one!

To the other ladies, this should be us, but y'all don't reply my PMs.

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Laveda:
Of all the single women in the world, you choose a married woman.

Dude, you're sick.

How about mine; of all the women in the world, I choose you.

What am I?

QueenSuccubus:




I have nothing against him.. But obviously he's trying hard to show his mumuness on my table.


So, yeah.. He's doing unnecessary stewpidity.

Lol...okay.

Wezma:
Hi All,

I was wondering what are the chances of finding a good husband on this platform. I am single and looking to settle down with a decent MAN.

Please no chance takers because I am very sincere.

Uhmm, this is quite unnecessary, you'll come off as desperate. And most Nigerian guys will play you for your money and sex.

The best thing is to come to Nigeria (if you are not here), stay for a couple months...you'll get many guys after you to pick from, since you're quite pretty.

But this on here would only go bad and lead to yourself getting hurt.

QueenSuccubus:





Don't mind tat mumi... He always thinks he's better than the rest but he can't wash his ashy feet.

Seems y'all got beef before.

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BiafraBushBoy:

No one's laughing with ya
#peace

lol, bro you no get chill ooo

QueenSuccubus:




I'm laughing with myself mumi


Save ur peace shii to urself tats already rotten like ur elbows.

Nice retort..lol

Hadez:


Done video calls but haven't seen

You really dumb!

Dafuq? You done video calls but haven't seen? You did video call with his invisible self?

Zero brain head.

amross16:
The scars were not thick, he had a thin line on each upper cheek. I kind of liked them. He was not the most handsome, but was well-dressed, cultured, educated, nice and generous (Yoruba). That man would cook all types of Nigerian food for me. I could have gotten married to him--but he married a Nigerian woman. I attended his wedding. It is what it is.

Wow! Would I say I admire you, or you're really weird.

Dang! How stvpid can one get? Is there any higher rate of foolishness than this?!

Dumb ass bitch_, I pray you experience rape, by GAY FAGGOTS_, that is.

And it's a wrap!
Full Time


Up Nigeria!
Nigeria 3 - Algeria 1

Nice one, Nigeria!!

Dimples999:

Yep. If I no know you then you can't know him

Okay, I'm Daniel. Now the secret.

Dimples999:


Send a pm aft you tell me who you are

Does my Id have anything to do with the ''secret''.

Not to worry, I'm not an FBI agent

Dimples999:


Trump ain't shi and nothing will change. He's jus an empty puppet so he's loud but he'll do as he is told.



Puffy did you even vote

Don't be so sure tho'. I'd say we watch how it goes.

ItsMePuffPuff:
I'm not old enough ta vote

Why you lying? Saw you voting joor!

Dimples999:


"He " was told to me in secret so I just kant tell

We could do it in secret too.
Thanks for the idea.

So, do I send a PM first?

ItsMePuffPuff:

yeah,but them illegals can be slick. They don't always get caught

Really, wow.
Guess I should start planning my illegal stay.

ItsMePuffPuff:
.mmm.I know more who actually are fearful of that
But trump can't do anything.

May I know too?

Illegal Immigrants would be booted tho'.

Estharfabian:

I'm igbo with No beards.. Or traces Of One growing in the nearby future.


I've seen Calabar, Yoruba women with lots of beards, boob beards, pimple beard, lap Beard and whatnot foreal tho .... So, Pulleeeaase, stick your generalization Up your Ass.

Picture or I dohn bilivit.

Picturing you right now, I see a girl with Osama Bin's beards.