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Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 9:42pm On Mar 09, 2011
@lancaster ur request is currently handled.
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 9:48am On Mar 09, 2011
so
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by dhensity: 10:49am On Mar 03, 2011
NO.do u thnk nollywood movies wud eva win a grammy?
Jokes EtcRe: Ryan Gigg And Van Persie's Houses Burgled In Uk by dhensity: 1:57pm On Mar 01, 2011
u expect me to laugh huh huh huh huh huh huhu no try at alllll
Jokes EtcRe: The Darkest Secret In Nairaland Exposed by dhensity: 1:35pm On Feb 25, 2011
which can mumu be this
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 12:06pm On Feb 22, 2011
lancaster:
pls came back 4 some modifications, how about a bluetooth device so i can be able to receive songs from other guys there,to add with my earlier order
wud be back
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 11:58am On Feb 22, 2011
Nelson**:
lol wetin u dey sell dhensity?? hope no be recharge cards grin grin grin grin
find out ur self.
CelebritiesRe: ~Super Diva Omotola Jolade Ekeinde At The Grammys 2011~ by dhensity: 3:37pm On Feb 18, 2011
damn omo sexy no try.watch dat protuding calabash bellywearing dat out fit is out of fashion sense.u need 2 b arrested by fashion police,
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 8:21am On Feb 15, 2011
happ val to ma customers.much love 4rm me 2 u.
Jokes EtcRe: Michael Jackson Jokes :-) The Ultimate Edition! - Sick Warning!!!! by dhensity: 1:59am On Feb 10, 2011
@thor,do u knw wat u are? Ok incase u dnt knw i wud tell u. U are a DUMBA.SS @ ur f.cking age u dey thnk like gud 4 nothng idi ot.yes u are a big id iot.dont u think at all, a fucckng joke about someone who died nd in ur mind and brain it is fun 4 ur paralysed mind. U and ur screwd moda fucknh retarded brain should rot in hell. M.j u are loved jare no stupid bufoon can make me thnk twice on hoW much i love u.the way u make me feel any time i listen to ur song i just cant xplain cos i am speechless.now mentally derailed thor nd any haters of my m.j go hug transformer nd tel d devil 4uck u 4 me angry
TV/MoviesRe: Any Spartacus : Blood And Sand Fans? by dhensity: 7:25pm On Feb 08, 2011
here i am
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 6:46pm On Feb 08, 2011
bright007:
well i am a generouse person,i give one casket to efemena_xy as a valentine gift
that reminds me,valentine caskets are available,equippd with roses nd also lot of romantic music, ur val wud surely appreciate the special moment with the special gift. Do not miss this opportunity. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 5:59pm On Feb 08, 2011
kingron:
Na when i put mouth 4 dis weird thread different thngs dey happen to me.1st my correct xpensive fone wey neva use 2wks was stolen.then 1 chance bus collect my money at knife point.peepz,bright007,jeslom,efemenna na d same 4 your side abi na just me.who did i offend
sorry ooo
RomanceMeet My Canteen Luv by dhensity(op): 11:31pm On Jan 29, 2011
there is this canteen i do eat every afternoon if i am at my work place, ve been eating there 4 a couple of mnths until i met this girl with her friend in d canteen just sittn on a couch.my next day @ d canteen this gal has started selng fud in d canteen.it took me by suprise cos dis gal doesnt luk lik an illiterate.wel my 1st encounta with her i spoke yoruba she sold 2 me dat day.dis continud 4 a wk until 1 day i bought a plate of rice with 1 lap of turkey she added anoda half lap,telng her i odered 1 lap.she said i shud not worry(spkng english).well i took it.4 d next 4 dayz she did the same tin sum timez addng tns i dnt oda nd wnt colect money 4 dose tns.just a tank u i say 4 all these.was a little bit scared cos i dnt knw dis gal frm adam.started tnkng may be she is just attracted to me or cos i am lukng cool.wel i askd 4 her name nd she said ope.i went no further at least it removd d guilt in my heart dat i am not welcomng.next day she sold nd refuse colectng money of close 2 350 4 wat i odered. sumtimes she might not collect d full ammount of moni.dis increasd d guilt in me times 5, wud b bak in a short while 4 d rest.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Blackpool Vs Manchester United: 2 - 3! by dhensity: 10:33pm On Jan 25, 2011
this victory has just made me a man u fan
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 9:59pm On Jan 25, 2011
Guarantee on evry casket bought:SURE WAY OF GOING TO HEAVEN, do no miss dis offer
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 9:52pm On Jan 25, 2011
tammyswits:
You are officialy the only person who has made me want to die.
lolgrin grin i will take that as a compliment wink
Ogaga4Luv:
grin
ogaga shocked lipsrsealed shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by dhensity: 9:33pm On Jan 25, 2011
no.should d 70s show be my concern
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 2:48pm On Jan 23, 2011
Efemena_xy:
^^Lol!

na only pessin wiff liver fit siddon for this thread grin grin

@poster - if you gree BOGOF (Buy One Get One Free) then you have a deal! grin grin
no probs, i am waiting
Efemena_xy:
^^yeah

it's a sick joke - but strangely, I like it grin grin

@poster actually - do you do 3 for the price of 2? tongue

pls lemme know asap. I fit get customer line up for you wink

Ogaga 4 luv go enjoy this kind thing - where the guy run go sef?? undecided undecided
yes o.we do 3 4 d price of two, i no go mind d customer line o.omo u no go want make ogaga come jokes section.dat guy is damn scary.even me go run,
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 11:22am On Jan 19, 2011
gud idea, wud snd the specification to d company 4 acceptance
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 11:19am On Jan 19, 2011
shakara4u:
my GAWD!!!!!

am out of here,this na still joke
my GAWD, dis one no b joke o infact office is in lagos calld spartacus nd daughters ltd.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by dhensity: 11:13am On Jan 19, 2011
i thnk bullet can not penetrate me.do u believ me?if not i wud xplain how.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by dhensity: 11:01am On Jan 19, 2011
can i tell u a secret discovery i found about myself?
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 10:30am On Jan 19, 2011
new stock has arrived. specification:A casket with inbuilt bluetooth enabling the occupant to communicate with other casket.isnt dat lvly. no more lonely times.more specification coming soon.if u ve any state of d art technology to help improve d caskets kindly drop ur ideas.
Jokes EtcWow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 4:19pm On Jan 16, 2011
Unbelievable but true buy 1 CASKET nd get 1 casket 4 FREE. grin    casket specification:comes with the signature of [b] OBAMA,GOLD [/b]PLATED.WELL FURNISHED, TERMITE PROOF.   for those interested in customising their casket just like a car plate no.it's available @a discounted rate.
Forum GamesRe: Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 3:40pm On Jan 11, 2011
What happen to this thread. Make una complete d story na.
Forum GamesRe: Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 3:39pm On Jan 11, 2011
What happen to this thread. Make una complete d story na.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Pregnant For D'banj by dhensity: 3:21pm On Jan 11, 2011
My regards 2 them.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Pregnant For D'banj by dhensity: 3:21pm On Jan 11, 2011
My regards 2 them.
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Pregnant For D'banj by dhensity: 3:20pm On Jan 11, 2011
My regards 2 them.
CelebritiesRe: Has Any One Seen Sam Loco Rich In Any Movie B4? by dhensity(op): 8:13pm On Sep 11, 2010
i guess that wud b the only 1 to his credit.
CelebritiesRe: Has Any One Seen Sam Loco Rich In Any Movie B4? by dhensity(op): 8:12pm On Sep 11, 2010
i haven't noticed him in any movie acting rich part except acting as a pauper, or house boy, i wud check that boiling point out.

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