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yinkalink:
Does she return your luf?

hell no,when drake dey there. wel i am still working on it,but for now no love lost no love found.

yinkalink:
Wen u turn Nicki Minaj?

since i fell in lov wiv her.

yinkalink:
C replies! More pls. Well to add to myn. 1. MANCHESTER UNITED 2. Music 3. My Cerebrum. Dhensity your lyf, i wonda! Bryt ao many tyms am i goin to tel u dat am taken? Arcani, wats d hissin 4?

yinkus my lyf is in potters hand. flyin wit d stars in d skies divinely cared for by jah.

latest offer: send ur girlfriend to me and get a child FREE.WoooW!!!

kody-licky:
wat a combination

its d best

Arcani:
mtscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

ok i cant do without nairaland,passionate sex,watchn mojo, french kissin. readn my bible daily also drikn sepe .

nah, nywayz wud soon go to bed, "formally"that one na long procedure na.giv me d procedure thn. re u a xtian?

yinkalink:
U ke! No oh. U havent applied,have u? Werin u chop?

nope,lol apply, oya i don apply.na eba nd ogbonno soup. my bele dey happy now.do u like ogbonno soup?

yinkalink:
I do. Had dinner yet?

yeah, about it rainin in I.B, nope it rained earlier. is it rainin in Lasgidi

yinkalink:
Yea. Do u kn where my luv is?

u mean me

yinkalink:
I answerd d wrong q, am not a graduate oh.

hmm, u are a student re u studying law like me

yinkalink:
Jo oh. Too much booking. Do u read John Grisham's books?

yea yea too much booking,funny enough i aint a fan of novels, hmm, do u love his books?

yinkalink:
E v tey dat i v reach dere. I dnt, i prefer Coke. Are u a student?

No probs i wud get that for u, i am a student.guess u re a student also?

yinkalink:
Yea. Watchu studying?

studying LAW.

yinkalink:
Yea. Where r u?

I.B city, i wud be waiting o,i wud use red wine to entertain u hope u love red wine?

bright007:
Dhensity wat are u waiting 4.pls construct a special casket for that guy.It should be a double decker

ve got so many jobs on ma hand, i would do his when i am free.that wud b a free gift from me to him, RIP CD JOHN

yinkalink:
Yea, am a bookeagle(i hate worms). Wat r u doin now(apart 4rm talkin to me)?

can i answer a yes to that, well i am watching tom and jerry, do u wanna join me?

jeslom:
and cd john is dead

and what am i suppose to do, want a casket for him

Studio CFR:
where is de joke?

at least i am laughing

are u with ur senses at all.lovely123,d fact dat someone uses is talent nd then knwn means he did juju. may u rot in hell nigga,u re so unbelievable.wetin yu dey use think gan.C.D JOHN, u re surely missed, RIP

strolls in,(all eyes on me.set of scary eyes)which one i do una.

Efemena_xy:
guys una don kolo finish

abeg make dem kill off this thread - 'tis getting creepy now

ahan efe,why u wan spoil dis lucrative market for me, if i catch u ehn.

CASKET CASKET CASKET, more designs out, the latest of them has
1.a split a.c
2.an internet connection, i.e u dnt ve to miss Nairaland even in the dead
3.A dstv,mytv.Hi tv,startimes, tv connection.so those of u who ve clubs can still support ur  clubs, by the way up    MAN U
4.A TOUCH SCREEN T.V
5.and a gold plated signature frm wacko jacko.

can some 1 tell me what this is

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{Draling , if you think I'm that Guy ,then who is the girl on the bed waiting ?} [/size]

lemme answer that, me thnk is efemena

first timer, as in i be J J C.make una welcom me oooo.or i go,

jeslom:
how far, mr casket, are u selling that condom as well.

wetin u wan use dat condom do, forkn afta dead!.i aint producng d CONDOM, got a sista company doing dat.

he he he,i am laughing oooo, see me rolling for floor

bright007:
Mr casket hope your caskets are approved by the international Body 4 Corpse Interment (I.B.C.I).If not go and get their approval.

yeah, just got approved last week,

Chykason:
Where is d price list, mr casket?

contact me on 080-mrcasket.for the price list,

bright007:
Hello mr casket,don't u think u need t expand business by setting up branches in diaspora e.g libya,afghanistan e.t.c

hmmm, didnt think it to that side,kai, omo u gat business sense, u should be on forbe list, i wud take note of d advice.

lancaster:
thank you so much

if i pay more u fit add 1 chick/babe for me, u know?

just pay me more i wud add any chick u want ok, infact if u want a celebrity i wuud get that for u

chima2011:
Abeg ask d company make dem add-
1.store room with enough booze so that pple fit dey shark
2.with party hall so that person fit invite other retired musicsians, like MJ,FELLA and the rest to come perfome life.
3. With enough packs of CD to prevent unwanted accidents wey fit  happen 4 no.2 i.e  after d parties

request no1 being handled
request no 2 being handled
request no 4 being handled
check backfor the package.

Daramola86:
wow dis is incredible cant belive dis.Anyway i can buy it  4 my late GRANDMOTHER and u will do the removal of corpse.OK

yeah yeah incredible offer, no probs, just contact me, nd your grand mama wud luv u for your care

bright007:
Hello mr casket.how market?what is d difference btw casket $coffin?

jamb question,

bright007:
Mr casket how market

market is fine my brother, thanks to ur patronage we going beyond borders,