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Jokes EtcRe: Laaaf It Out Wit Kingron Until U Can Laf No More!!! by dhensity: 4:14pm On Jan 22, 2012
kingron:
donko, u and ur opinion ’re as
useless as the Letter H in
the word yeah .
damn!! yeee!! now that's funny true true. omo see insult.lmaoooo!!
PoliticsWhy Is Nta News Supporting Gej. by dhensity(op): 9:11pm On Jan 09, 2012
just watched news.@ 9 and its like everything they report on is against occupy nigeria, even people views, like they were paid to supprt jonathan or what, WHERE IS FREEDOM OF INFORMATION
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 5:29pm On Jan 09, 2012
donko, U ARE JUST NATURALLY STUPID, U NEED HELP.
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 11:30am On Jan 09, 2012
otooro script deleted
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 10:58am On Jan 09, 2012
Micheal moves on after conquering bright, suddenly a sees a bat which turns into a vampire, he fyts this vampire bd subdued it, but there are stiil more hinderance in his quest. he is now gettin closer to where the sword is kept, but still ve to face a lot of challenges to claim it.
PoliticsRe: Stop Moaning... Petrol Is 326.21 Naira a litre in the UK! by dhensity: 8:21pm On Jan 02, 2012
@poster u are a stupid fooooool huh huh  angry angry angry, take a look @ Uk and other countries economic sector b4 u give ur immature stupid backward opinion, okponu,
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 1:59am On Jan 01, 2012
offer of a life time, https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-586792.0.html check it out and contact me if interested
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 11:47pm On Dec 30, 2011
bin's stupid act is published on the internet, unknown to him he get syphilis from the nurse, Bankole hears the news about his son's death, furious bankole tries to shout on the boiz who did the job but they shot him on his hand saying if he says 1 more thing the next bullet would go into his head, he immediately shuts-up, Micheal his successful in reducing the crime rate and the bombing for the next 3 years (now 15yrs). Micheal powers develops rapidly. now he has extra speed, he can transform into anybody he wants and he also have invincibility. it is noticed that Micheal doesn't have any weak point, Micheal enemies notice this, most especially the corrupt govt officials they join forces together to get a very talented scientist to try and get Micheal's weak point so that he would be an easy target, THEY got Mr Gaga a very talented scientist now off to work in gettin a weak point
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 12:39pm On Dec 29, 2011
The A.G of the fed comes 2 mike rescue on d ground dat micheal was only tryin 2 save the citizens nd he is still an underage.meanwhile genny is thinkin of enterin a new relationship 2 any worthy man,on gettn home mike suddenly hears a strange voice, he traces it 2 his wardrobe in his room, on opening it sumthn magical happnd, so he finds himself in a nu environment more like d stone age. An old man appeard frm no where claimin he wud help mike unlock his full potentials, and any time mike needs help he should shout Rastogi nd it must b pronouncd exactly. D old man waves a dust frm his hand so mike his back 2 d real world. Theres a knock on d door by a mail man. Genny opens d door, behold it waz luv at first sight. Coud dis b Genny missn rib,
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 11:45am On Dec 29, 2011
Why do some peeps hate micheal like this,and sme pèeps also are nt just imaginative @ all,
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 3:37pm On Dec 28, 2011
bin makes advances to Agy Babe but Agy babe says no, bin sleeps sobbin
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 3:33pm On Dec 28, 2011
micheal is dead cry angry,  no no he is back yeahhhh. Donko obiiiii bin obiiiii,  it would deffinitely take more thhan donko and bin to take down micheal
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 2:33pm On Dec 28, 2011
miraculously shocked the baby's shape began to transform, the other eyes started disappearing until it became normal,his body shape becam perfect nd the rainbow colors vanished, behold it was a beauty none have seen in this world.
according toCNN the baby is d finest on planet earth. he is named Micheal barely 6 mnths after he started to walk even trying to talk but not yet perfect.
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 1:54pm On Dec 28, 2011
lilkech:
AFTER THE BABY IS DELIVERED THE DOCTOR OPENS UP GENEVIEVES T0T0 FURTHER AND EXCLAIMS

" OH MY SANGO ! . . . THERE IS STILL SOMETHING IN HERE "
doctor brings it out and behold it was a cape like that of super man, could Genny son be our hero
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 11:35pm On Dec 27, 2011
fresh testtimony is revealed, a 17 years old girl says as tthe hour it happened she saw sum1 climbing the feence, excaping, which she identifies as gen. Olusegun Obasanjo.
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by dhensity: 7:48pm On Dec 27, 2011
bin gbagbo:
* walks in quietly and bleep Genevieve, and escape* grin grin
WTF Bin y would u bleep her na cry, ika ni e o, police arrives and genny gives her statement, bin becomes a f3ckn fugitive[b], sars, [/b] boko haram EFCC NAFDAC ALquaeda D'banj in collaboration with good music, dhensity all join in search of that bloody fugutive, lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 10:42am On Dec 08, 2011
itz been a while ooooo, waz out of business after making much money in this business ,  new upgraded versions make your orders now at a discounted price. right now m busy designing OJUKWU's own for nw
Christianity EtcDid Evangelist T.b Joshua Predict London Riots? You Decide by dhensity(op): 8:12pm On Aug 15, 2011
A Video has been uploaded on YouTube that shows controversial Nigerian Pastor, Evangelist T.B Joshua predicts the London riots. Despite this video so many still don’t believe, they insist the video was recorded after the riot began and then a fake crowd was attached by video technician.Its was quite intriguing to see him mention the name of the country where the riots will take place and the nature of the buildings that would be set on fire. An interesting watch.
watch the video here, http://amebor.com/evangelist-joshua/

CelebritiesShameless! Wizkid Publicly Insults Fans Over 1500 Credit by dhensity(op): 12:47pm On Aug 10, 2011
Earlier 2day Donjazzy tweeted mtn credit to his fans, which act prompted peterPsquare to follow his lead by tweetn glo credit to hiz fans. but it waz a different case when wizkd was asked 2 follow d lead givng an immatured reply to an immatured question though. this one is taken frm twitter,

wizkidayo *crase dey
worry u, na your papa
plant money for my hand
abi?, *RT @ bm2yinks:
Tweet credit or shut up
jor, RT
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 10:40pm On May 28, 2011
kaisy1980:
Please add a Western Union outlet there please,
hmm, thts not a problem,got that on check
Jokes EtcRe: The Computer-doctor by dhensity: 12:18pm On May 28, 2011
@yinka, its generickays@yahoo.com
Jokes EtcRe: The Computer-doctor by dhensity: 8:01am On May 21, 2011
yes oo,v been busy, well m doin vry gud.
Jokes EtcRe: The Computer-doctor by dhensity: 12:30am On May 21, 2011
nyc one yinka, u got me laffn, xpecially dat wu wants to b a millionare own.com update more o
Jokes EtcRe: Wow! Offer Of A Life Time.buy 1casket Nd Get 1 Free. by dhensity(op): 10:01pm On May 19, 2011
Dharniel:
according 2 your name u re so dense tongue tongue tongue tongue
lol, now who d hell is this bufoon, after stealing dad's airtime, u come online to show how stupid, moronic nd senseless u cud b huh u could be,by the way what are u trying to prove?u trying to prove u got internet connection in d prison u based, dude get a lyf instead f hating.
Jokes EtcRe: Growing Up by dhensity: 5:34pm On May 04, 2011
u try
PoliticsRe: Acn Won In Oyo State, Inec Delcares Ajimobi by dhensity: 9:13pm On Apr 27, 2011
Akala ise rere ti duro.
CelebritiesA Year After Dagrin's Death.remember Him In Ur Own Way Here. by dhensity(op): 9:53am On Apr 22, 2011
today marks a year the ceo of rap died.CHIEF EXECUTIVE OMOITA u are forever missed.say something (good) or drop a signature to hiM
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Entire NASS Election Postponed Till Monday April 4 - Jega by dhensity: 1:48pm On Apr 02, 2011
screwed nation
Jokes EtcWhy i fired my permanent sec** by dhensity(op): 11:57am On Apr 02, 2011
Now this a true story.early this week was my 26th birthday and i didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my beautiful loving wife would be pleasant and say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" nd possibly have a small present for me.As it turned out, she barely said gud mornin let alone happy birthday. I thought, well thats marriage 4 u,but d kids will remember.
my kids came tramplin down the stairs to breakfast ate their breakfast and didnt say a word 2 me so when i made it out of d house nd started 4  work i felt preety dumpy nd despondent.

As i walked into my office my secretary [b]JOANNE [/b]said gud mawnin boss nd by the way happy birthday! it felt a bit better knwing that at least som1 remembered. I worked in a Zombie fashioned way until about 1pm when Joanne knocked on my door nd said "U knw its such a beautiful day outside, nd its your birthday, y dont we go out for lunch just u nd me" i said " thnx Joanne, dts d best thng i ve heard all day. lets go"
We went to lunch but not where we'd normally go.instead she took me to a quite bristo with a private table.We had a couple of mixed drinks nd i njoyed the meal tremendously.On d way back to d office,Joanne said "u knw its succh a beautiful day we dnt ve to go right back to d office, do we?" I replied with i suppose not what do u ve in mind?" she said lets go to my appartment,its just around d corner"
After ariving at her appartmnt, joanne turned tome nd said," Boss if u dnt mind, i'm gonna step in2 d bedroom 4 just a moment i'll b right back." ok i nervously replied.she went into the bedroom nd after a couple of mins she came out carrying a huge b'day cake folowed by my wife,my kids nd dozens of my frnds nd co- workers, all singing "happy birthday"


AND I JUST SAT THERE,  huh

ON THE COUCH,

Nake.d,  shocked cry cry



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