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well i dunt but i think gurls dat do just love em because of money an effizy

hmm

2dye4 but some people no mind ooooooooo ;d

some beauty no-no's that no matter what, are best avoided:

ATTN: BIG, BIG BIG OR REALLY BIG PEOPLE PLEASE WEAR LESS TIGHT CLOTHES AND DUNT MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF. OK BACK TO THE TOPIC

BAGGY PANT: HMMM I DUNNO BUT KINDA SEXY ON SOME MEN BUT PLEASE DROP THE IDEA IF YOU TOO SKINNY MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SKINNED SHEEP IN FEATHERS

COLOR MATCH: SAVE THE FESTIVAL FOR THE RIGHT TIME PLEASE!!!

HAIR DO: NOW IF I SEE ANOTHER WOWO BROTHA WITH BRAIDS I'LL SCREAM, AHHHHHHHHHHH ( I JUST DID) PLEASE MATTCH UR FACE WITH YOUR HAIR DO AND UR HEAD SHAPE ALSO LADIES COMMON NOW, WILD LIFE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE, STICK WIT AN HAIRDRESSER THAT KNWS WOT IT TAKES TO BE A WOMAN.

LIPSTICKS: PLEASE NO HOT RED FOR REAL I MEAN REAL BLACK CANDIDATES HEHEHEH ABSOLUTELY NO HOT PICK EITHER AND PLEASE DROP THE IDEA OF WHITE/SILVER LIPSTICK THEY MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST FINISH KISSING A CHALK BOARD.

CLOTHING: IN GENERAL NOT EVERYTHING GOES!!!!

PURSES: SKINNY LADIES WORKIT SMALL OR BIG , BIG GURLS GO BIG MAKES U LOOK SEXY PLEASE LEAVE THEM SKINNY LILLU PURSE MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU STOLE UR BARBIE'S PURSE TO WORK!!!

EYE LINER/MASCARA: IF YOU ARE REALLY BLACK PLEASE STOP WEARING BACK MASCARA BROWN BLACK IS KOOL, BLACK MAS. BLACK SKIN, EXACTLY

BRAS::: OMG IF I SEE ANOTHER BUSTY GURL WITH BRA SIZE 3 CUPS DOWN OR ABOVE HER NORMAL SIZE I'LL SLAP THE FIZZY OUTTA HER ( YEA RIGHT)

LEGS: PLEASE SHAVE IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS PLEASE

SHOES: COMMON GUYS AND GIRLS, WEAR YOUR SIZE AND PLEASE IF U DEY NAIJA LEAVE THE BOOTS ALONE ITS TOO HOT TO WEAR BOOTS IN AN ALL SUMMER LONG COUNTRY!!!

SUNSHADES:::::: OMG PLEASE WEAR SHADES DAT FIT UR FACE, NNA BIKO NA BY FORCE, ABEG PLEASE WHEN YOU GO PARTY DUNT WEAR SHADE IN THE IN DOOR PARTY HALL I'M SURE IT'S NOT SUNNY ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT, PLEASE I TAKE MA GRANDMA BEG YOU BIKO NO SHADES AT NIGHT!!!!


THESE ARE SOME MORE FASHION NO NO'S FOR GIRLS THAT MAKE UP ALOT!!!

Clumpy Mascara-- Mascara should thicken, lengthen and darken in a fashion that mimics real lush eyelashes.

Lining Your Inner Eye In Blue-- It only "brightens" eyes on stage and looks freaky and runny in person.

Cakey Makeup-- You know the kind, it gets caught in your wrinkles, ugh!

Foundation That Stops At Your Chin-- Avoid the makeup mask by blending the color down your neck.

Slashes Of Contour Powder-- The idea is not to look like you were sideswiped by the makeup van, but you honestly have high cheekbones.

Dark Roots-- Only work on early Madonna or punk kids.

Wooly Or Over-Plucked Eyebrows-- Eyebrows balance your eye shape and face; they should not overpower or under whelm.

Dragon Lady Nails-- If you need your knuckles to use a telephone, your nails are too long.

Obvious Plastic Surgery--There is some truth to too much of a good thing.

Perfume That Precedes You And Then Lingers Behind In A Room-- Only dogs need to leave their scent.



When in doubt, the key to looking beautiful is blend, blend, blend with a gentle hand.

WHy do some parent trip about what their children wear especially the fathers and they act like dey won;t approach a chick wearing the same on the street.

i'm sorry but i wear wot i feel like wen i feel like it as long as i feel comfortable in it.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK

Good P*ss

shakira is natural full stop

JUST A CURIOUS QUESTION, AS FOR ME FORGET IT OOOOOOOOOO NA DAT SPOT DAT LOVE GO DIE, EWWWWW WELL I CAN OFFER HIM MINTS BUT DAMN I'LL JUST SPIT ON D FLOOR AND I'M SURE HE'LL GET IT, PHEWWW NOW WOTS UR TOT

sexiness for p square, voice for styl plus zeal if u dey read how u dey!!! hehehe

it's simple get ready for ur prick if u a man to smell currish and girls too u knw curry flavor when lickin hehehee just messing but indians are humans too abi

I like saying "U'll get better" one of ma favorite phrase. i have more but more commonly when i talk to people i normally say it mixed with yoruba asin " wa get better" you know and also " wa wa alright" lol, what's yours

ajayi you dey sleep around

Militia babes i dey for you anytime jare

and people please dunt y are you all talking like tribal concern isnt any important, now we all no no matter who can rule nigeria better they all owe it to their honesty and humbleness, upbrings and most especially the community they grew up it which may or may not constitute their tribe but all the same tribal issue is still really important in the upbring of our nation.

please just state ur opinion and reasons for it dunt hate

i'm a yoruba and most not all the yoruba presido's have been jack asses sorry to say but read me well i said not all!!!!!!

which tribe do you think would rule naija best and please give reasons

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Militia one of my militia cousin. how you dey too as for me i dey bam!. neways was just teasing you gatchu GF.

militia big apple whoa is he really that big

whoa thats sad, neways thanks

abeg leave story

hehe abeg i get family for lagos ooooooooo militia

you all are funny but come sniffing na one nasty thing to do even if the bobo don nak 4 outside nd d babe get one kind disease na so u go carry nose sniff am into ya oblangata, ewwwwwwwwwww nasty and not necessary abeg try making him stay hard for a minute.

and for us females comeone we are to smart for all that and like militia says we'll fake it even if we didnt cheat and its just the matter of no enjoying the guy or to cut the long story short "no long thing" neways we'll fake it to make you feel like a man but some of us female just dunt care how u feel nowadays we just gon leave ur ass and go to sleep on ya, hehehe now dats some good way to hurt a guy, lololololol

Haywhy--- you tell us you a man right!! lol

heheheheheheh abeg make una stop, agbo ke omg lololol dat funny. and my dear militia you are right about the no cum thing thats so real

That's freaky i'd love too hire ma man so we can get it on at lunch and at closing heheheheh

neways i think its ok nothing bad but it's just insecure for me cos i dunt like ppl all up in ma bizz so nah i can't work for ma men. he'll die of jealousness

first i dunt have a boyfriend and neither does anyone i've dated have a problem sexually i'm just saying i sperms smell just tingle my nose a lillu not saying they stink stink you know, lolol

are you sure it smells like apple juice or cranberry juice?