₦airaland Forum

omenka:
What happened to his undertaker gown and his hat Did his drycleaner fall ill??

God Bless our incoming president, GMB. And may the Otuoke people bless the outgoing president, Goodlack Jonathan.

The "undertaker" and "drycleaner" part made me laugh so much that i gave u a LIKE
But i remain an unrepentant and staunch TANOID!

MzNelly:
Boy, she's cute
You are one lucky Papa

Thanks dearie

MzNelly:
Wow
And how old is the cute thang?

My baby, thing? if i catch u ee she is 5months

MzNelly:
Awwwwnnn What's Marisol mean?

Its spanish. Means Maria of Soleidad. Origin from Maria apparition in soleidad. Catholic things

Blakjewelry:
Counter terrorism

MzNelly:
The baby on your profile pic is soooo cute! Is it yours?

Thats my baby, Marisol. Thanks

MzNelly:
It's actually kinna cool, regardless of how weird it sounds.

But wait, you'd want a wife that would be competitng on how many bottles of Gulder she can down faster than you?

Uuumm, not really, but you see, a tipsy woman gives the best styles

MzNelly:
Wow....

Nice right?

No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


You can add yours

Armed Robbers or Millitants? Please be specific? Cause the word millitant is now being abused by Nigerian Media. Imagine Sahara Reporters refering to BokoHaram terrorists as Millitants Mtcheeeew!

Bullshit

1st things 1st, nice pic.
But must u take the FTC too?

Yes he will use the Miyetti Allah Cattle Rearers Association to achieve it with their bare hands!

Musiwa throw more light on this your logic

KMB:
Close family unit

Unlike some with 5wives and children they dont even remember their mother's names. Charity begins at home. And cant give what you dont have!

GEJ is an ideal family man

Humble and down to earth president

More

What do u think?

wizard007:
This gal is hot!!!.....and for the first time I'm complementing a lady on NL, she's even light skinned Rubey sweetie, can you PM me please?

Bros, e good as u talk your mind. No mind all this bad belle pipo wey full for here. If only lalasticlala and seun go gree carry thread go Front Page.

krall:
Dickdastardly
What's your say on this?

Errrm, first and foremost i want to make it very clear to the Op that freedom of association is open to all citizens of this contraption called Nigeria. The last time i checked, Bishop Oyedepo is a law abiding citizen. So why the unhealthy insinuation by the Op.
Has Buhari not been hobnobing with Adeboye? I see, Op is scared GEJ will counter the votes Buhari will get from RCCG with that of WINNERs. Well whats good for the goose is also good for the gander. So i say, All is fair in politics. Game on GEJ!

Btw, Krall, you've been scarce o, abi na the bans dey make u stay in line this days

Nawaa

Or he committed suicide as he's sure to be jailed for forgery alongside Pa james sorry Pa Buhari

Your parents should also unconditionally apologise to your entire village people for giving birth to an autistic son like you.

Has he found the real one yet?

This Anti-christ Buhari is tearing Christianity to shreds with politics and it seems we are urging him on.
Say no to PERSECUTORs of people of CHRIST,
Say no to ANTI-CHRIST!
Say no to BUHARI the JIHADIST who has sworn to wipe out all other religions in Nigeria expect his own!


Say yes to the DANIEL & ELIJAH of our time!
GEJ & OYEDEPO Rocks!

Political money has ended up tearing down the common man's last sanctuary!
Well i am a TANOID ...........So i say....

SAI GEJ and Oyedepo till 2019

dayo23:
Enough of this! Change is what we want. Kudos to brave soldiers.

I hope your change will include an entirely new Nigeria Army and not this one fighting for u while you blab about change from the comfort of your home

Abeg make i blame Jonathan as usual come waka go chursh, werin concern me.

Btw, i thought you guys said Nigerian Army are useless

Developing romantic feelings for someone who only sees the relationship as just being friends can be frustrating. These tips will help you escape the friend zone

Ask for a date

Asking to go out on a date will suggest you do not just want to remain in the friend zone. This could take a lot of convincing as the person may not be used to going on a romantic date with you. Be patient and look for ways to convince the person. Also, do not expect things to drastically turn out the way you want after the first date. Be consistent and keep at it. Also, keep an open mind and do not feel bad if things do not work out.

Improve yourself

Increase your chances of leaving the friend zone by improving yourself or looking attractive. For a lady, it might be losing some weight or wearing slight or more make-up. Guys could consider toning and firming up their muscles. Attraction plays a huge role and one way to get what you want is to look attractive for that potential partner.

Make a move

Action they say, speaks louder than words. Except one practices what is being said, one will still remain in the friend zone. Make a move to get out of the friend zone if you want to enjoy a romantic relationship. Make plans and put things into action and proper perspective. Also bear in mind that not all friendships will lead to a romantic relationship, so do not be disappointed when things do not work out to your taste.

Value the person

Some people get stuck in the friend zone because they value the relationship more than the other person. Valuing the other person gives you a guide to the relationship and lets you appreciate the strengths of your potential partner. The individual has to come before the relationship. If there is no person to crush on, there will be no relationship to build.

Start early enough

The best way to avoid being in the friend zone is to make your intentions known from the outset. Make it known to your friend that you are interested in him/her. This may be difficult especially for a lady because of societal values. Pay attention to things around them and compliment them when necessary. They will get that clue of interest and follow suit.

Take some time off

People may prefer to keep others in the friend zone because they are used to having them around or tending to their needs. There is a popular saying that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Take some time off, but engage in meaningful activities. Chances are that a friend who keeps you in the friend zone may want to step things up when they start having you around again because they miss you.

Create competition

Your friend may value you more if he or she thinks he/she could lose you to someone else. Go out, make other friends and do not restrict yourself to the person. People usually sit up when they know they have competition. But be careful with this as competition could spark up some jealousy. It is natural for partners to get jealous of someone they love and too much of it is not healthy.

Reciprocate gestures

You may not be the right choice for someone who wants to take a friendship to the next level if you always take and never give back. Be grateful for gifts you receive, and when you have the opportunity, give back. Don’t stop at that; be attentive and affectionate. This encourages them to spot the qualities they would want in a potential partner.

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Source: Punch

And the plot gets even thicker

Niger Delta militants have threatened to take up arms again if President Goodluck Jonathan failed to win in the coming February 14 presidential election.

The former militants spoke when they met with the Bayelsa State Governor Seriake Dickson on Friday. They said Jonathan’s re-election was not negotiable.

Addressing the audience, a leader of the militant, popularly known as Boyloaf flayed the attack on the President in some northern states, saying nobody or group of persons had the monopoly of violence.

Boyloaf, who contended that there was nothing like one Nigeria, said the only thing binding Nigeria’s unity was the oil.

He believed that President Jonathan would win the election, but however noted that if the North out of desperation for power took power from their kinsman, the people of the Niger Delta would take their oil back.

The ex-warlord said, “We are Nigerians but not one Nigeria; what brings us together is oil. The North wants to use insecurity excuse to push out our own.

“One thing I can assure you is that though I am retired, I am not tired. We can go back to the struggle. We own the resources and they are saying we do not have the right to rule. I will assure you that we must collect our oil back. If they take back power from us, we will take back our oil. Let us fight this last fight and I tell you the Devil is a liar.”

He stressed the need for oneness of purpose among the people, urging them to keep their grudges apart and endeavour to tackle the present challenges facing the Ijaws.

On his part, another militant leader, Mujahid Dokubo-Asari lamented the alleged intimidation being meted out to the people of Ijaw stock in Nigeria, saying the people could not take it anymore.

He said, “For every Goliath, God created a David. For every Pharoah, there is a Moses. We are going to war. Everyone of you should go and fortify yourself,’’ he said.

He advised those at the meeting to be ready for the battle ahead and declared that Jonathan would win reelection.

Dokubo-Asari, who condemned the attack on Jonathan by supporters of the opposition candidate maintained that the survival of the Ijaw nation rested in the hands of the militants gathered at the meeting.

Addressing the former militant leaders, who converged on the Banquet Hall, Government House, Yenagoa, Dickson called on them and their estimated 30,000 foot soldiers as well as the Ijaw nation to be united in their support for the re-election of Jonathan.

Dickson said the time had come for all stakeholders and interest groups in the Niger Delta, especially, the Ijaw nation, to pool their resources and work in one accord to ensure the President’s victory on February 14.

The governor described the re-election of President Jonathan as key to the developmental aspirations of the nation and the Niger Delta.

He noted that victory at the forthcoming polls would afford Jonathan the opportunity to consolidate on the achievements already recorded in the various sectors of the economy.

Dickson condemned in strong terms, the unwarranted attack on Jonathan’s campaign convoy in two northern states.
Source: The Punch