₦airaland Forum

remsonik:
Lol......na your comfort zone be that ni?? Why not excuse her boobs

U sound like a culprit are u?

izsmike:
Next time just grab d Bobby and shout at it "get beneath me" u temptation

Have you done that before? And did it work?

simplemach:
As if you dont like it when they push it on to you

i shwear, i no dey yike am

Please i need answer to this unhealthy behaviour of the opposite gender, cause ordinarily they take extreme offence when a guy's hand mistaken hit their borbby other times. So why this publicassault on guys?

You are in a bus and she comes in later, only to raise her arm and throw them over your shoulders on the seat's head rest. You notice the softness and try to shift away in embarassment. But she comes in further closing the gap between you and her, thereby crushing the borbby harder. That tells you she means business, so you stay in that "discomfort" till the journey is over.

So Ladies why are you like this? Is it Konji or what?

Clerverly:
Sorry! These are live pictures! The crowd spilled over to the main road!

But we dont need this your trojan horse
Btw, we dont need your type to show us how popular the father of modern nigeria is

Impostor we only know Ceo4eva. Admin do not let this unconfirmed pictures anywhere near FP till our man ceo4eva confirms it.

Get lost

One of the people making Gej's government look clueless

*Takes Seat*
Lala lets fly

Touts Club Chelshiiit

Your PRESIDENT just shut down the system or was in process of starting it, hence the dark screen. Olodo !

CORTANA:

I am in already. I'm at Suleja now racing down to Minna!

GOODLUCK citizen Cortana.....


.......till 2 0 1 9

And the search gets even more elusive....
Is this becoming a wild goose chase?



Contestants keep searching, i see darkness at the end of the tunnel.....sorry i mean small light

The search continues.....

Contest is open to all Nigerians.
Find the General's Certificate and claim N10,000,000,000 prize money!
Participants are free to involve their Dogs in this very difficult and seemingly elusive search.

Clue: Concentrate more in Minna Area, expecially the Hilltop axis. But beware of getting shot by no nonsense security operatives guarding the building.

Warning: Avoid all BROOMs in your way. They are very dangerous booby traps and might even be landmines. I repeat, the Brooms are very diabolical and capable of causing instant death.

Get the Certificate and bring it to INEC Office Abuja and claim your prize. Avoid any root close to Wadata plaza when you find it.

GOODLUCK contestants,










till 2 0 1 9

Chiiiiizzzzzzzoooossss!!

Sai GEJ/GMB

You mean a nut's name?

Malaria can do nasty things to the mind. Wish kind anornimous moniker be joel again
Joel3 ko, joel obi ni

Separate money from the house of God and nobody will want to be a man of God anymore.
Sweet easy money in the Church and Government ........ Making everybody Politician and Pastors nowadays.

Panic Political decision.
>: (

Madt man

I hope dem no thief ur underwear o

IbnSultaan:
Niger State Deputy Governor Alh
Musa Ibeto has officially defected to APC, and will be received by General Buhari tomorrow at the polo ground Minna. Change is comin

Is he by any means related to Chief Cletus Ibeto of Ibeto Cement?
Hmmm....see Nnewi man dey be deputy governor for Niger. E be like Naija wan better

Jeeeez
Tjis is wyyycked!

T4taiwo:
Niger State Deputy Governor Alh Musa Ibeto has officially defected to APC, and will be received by General Buhari tomorrow at the polo ground Minna. Change is comin




Source: APC bbm channel.

As in, Ibeto Cement?

Fresh Air

Fresh Air

idu1:
u rubbish the whole write up because u are allergic to truth and clueless like your brother Jonathan? This is how your life will be cancel in the name of sango and amadioha this year.. Shameless animal....

Typical tirade of an angry and frustrated Nigerian!
Sorry if i offended u pls
*goes back to listening to jazz music while sipping henessy*

Abia people come and explain this to me now b4 i loose my temper

A native doctor in government house