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You might have tried everything for dry eyes.

But one Bosnian grandmother claims she has a new miracle cure: her tongue.

Hava Cebic says she can cure all manner of eye problems with just one lick, sweeping away anything from a splinter of wood to the sticky sleep caused by a conjunctivitis infection.
Grandmother Hava Cebic, 77, from Bosnia, says people from all over the world are flocking to her small village for her unique method to cure eye problems
Mrs Cebic, 77, has been helping her neighbours and friends with their eye problems for 40 years.

But she now claims people from nearby towns and villages are flocking to her, hoping her tongue can help with their ailment.

She claims a quick dab of her special saliva can cure allergies, dry eyes and conjunctivitis - and can even reduce the symptoms of more serious conditions like cataracts.

Recently, a Japanese craze for eyeball licking was said to have resulted in a plague of eye chlamydia, styles.
But Mrs Cebic reassures the squeamish that she always douses her tongue in alcohol before and after an eye-lick, which may prevent infection.

She discovered her tongue's mysterious healing properties when she was a little girl growing up in the small village of Crnjevo in northern Bosnia.

As a joke she pinned down her brother and licked his eyeball after he complained of dry eyes.

He told her he'd been able to see better after that.

EYEBALL LICKING CRAZE CAUSES SURGE OF EYE INFECTIONS IN JAPAN

We've all heard about people doing strange things for love, but Japanese students are taking love-induced madness to a whole new level - and putting their health at risk in the process.

The latest craze sweeping through Japan is ‘oculolinctus’ – eyeball licking as an expression of affection between young lovers.

However, it has led to a surge in cases of eye infections and can even cause blindness, doctors have warned.

The bizarre fetish, which is also known as ‘worming’, was uncovered by the Japanese website, Naver Matome, which revealed that videos of eyeball licking have been posted on YouTube.

So she turned her hand – or rather, her tongue – to more serious ailments.

There are times when she is able to provide a cure, when even hospitals have failed, she said.

One man had a terrible pain in his eye for which doctors said there was no cure.

Mrs Cebic was able to help him with just a single lick, she claims.

Her husband is now a convert, after his dutiful wife swept away his splinter – with her tongue.

She told Oddity Central: 'At first my husband was very confused and didn't want me to do it.'

'But one day he got a piece of wood in his eye and after I licked it out he agreed that I had a gift, and I should help others.'

She added that she has a rare 'gift' and that it is a 'miracle'.

'Now, whenever anyone has something stuck in their eye or whatever, they come to me' she said.

The procedure only takes a minute or two, and she has recorded all the names of the people she has helped over the years.

She never asks for a fee, but people often give her money to express their gratitude.

People plagued by eye problems have come from as far as Sarajevo, Zenica, Tuzla, Kaknja, Croatia and other cities in Bosnia.

She worries that her children cannot take over her work after her death, and hopes her tongue will be cut off after she dies so that it can continue its work of healing the eyes of the sick.
Source: Dailymail.co.uk

I wish OP a speedy journey to FP.

Too cowardly of the police and bystanders to have left the poor boy at the mercy of those ferocious k9s

Four-year-old Omonigho Abraham is currently battling for his life at the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja, after his scalp was eaten by two dogs.

The dogs chewed the skin and exposed the victim’s skull during the attack which happened on Thursday on Adegboyega Street, Akesan Estate, in the Igando area of Lagos.

PUNCH Metro had reported last week that the police arrested the two dogs for attacking Omonigho.

However, our correspondent learnt from eyewitnesses that the dogs dragged him through the compound for more than one hour while policemen and sympathisers watched helplessly at the entrance of the house for fear of being attacked by the savage dogs.

The immediate elder brother of the victim, seven-year-old Osemudiamen, told our correspondent that the dogs had chased him, Omonigho and their elder brother, Bobby, while they were taking turns to ride a bicycle.

He said, “We were riding a bicycle in the compound when the big dogs ─ Jack and Gadaffi ─ started barking at us. Later, they moved towards us.

“My elder brother and I quickly ran upstairs and locked the door while Omo (Omonigho), who could not run fast, was left behind.

“When he got to the door, he knocked that we should open for him and as we did, one of the dogs forced his way into the house with him.

“We all ran out. Bobby jumped down from upstairs and I also jumped. But Omo could not jump, so the dog attacked him.

“The other dog also joined in the attack and there was nothing we could do.”

It was learnt that the screams of the children who managed to get outside attracted passersby and residents who besieged the house.

No fewer than seven policemen from the Igando Police Station reportedly stood at the gate, confused.

An eyewitness, who lived on the street, but pleaded anonymity, said, “The police came, but said there was nothing they could do. The dogs were growling as they ate the child alive and that sent fear into everyone. Nobody could move inside to challenge the dogs. Everybody was just shouting in confusion and wielding sticks.”

The victim’s mother, Mrs. Helen Abraham, who was away when the incident happened, said her son had been injured by the time she arrived at the scene.

She said, “When I got there, I met a crowd. They asked me not to go inside, but I refused to listen to them. One of the dogs emerged from the corridor with blood stains in its mouth. I ran inside. The other dog, on sighting me, pounced, but I fought back. It later ran away. I called on people who joined me to take him to a hospital.

“This has been a nightmare I want to wake up from.”

The victim’s father, Mr. Odia Abraham, said the medical personnel at the Igando General Hospital asked them to transfer him to LASUTH because of the severity of the attack.

“The doctor at Igando said his condition was critical and we should take him to LASUTH. When the incident happened, I was away at work.

“But when I got home, I saw parts of my son’s scalp on the floor. The dogs dragged him through the compound for about one and half hours and nobody moved near them. His face was also affected, but thankfully it did not get to his eyes.

“His two brothers, who survived, also got injured. The seven-year-old who spoke with you has a fracture, which we are still treating. The other, who is 13 years, has a minor injury.

“We marked Omo’s fourth year birthday in June. He is a very intelligent boy and he always tells me he wants to be a soldier because he loves to protect people. I am hoping this thing will not affect his brain,” he said.

The police were said to have arrested the owner of the dogs, one Stanley Wesley.

A resident said the people living in the house had warned Wesley about his dogs but he refused to listen.

She said, “We became alarmed when he brought a third dog recently which was more ferocious and bigger than the others. Whenever he took that dog on a walk, even adults would be scared.

“People told him to find a place to keep his giant dogs, but he refused to listen. It was the new dog that first followed those children into the house.”

When our correspondent visited the Burns and Plastic Ward of LASUTH, he was told the victim was asleep.

The matron in charge of the ward told our correspondent she would not comment unless the Public Relations Officer of the hospital gave an approval.

However, the PRO was said to be unavailable as he was on leave.

A medical officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the victim’s condition was “serious and critical.”

The Police spokesperson, Lagos State Command, DSP Kenneth Nwosu, said the police were the ones that actually rescued the victim.

Nwosu said, “I can confirm to you that on September 25, at about 5.40pm, dogs belonging to one Stanley Wesley attacked and harmed a four-year-old boy and the matter was reported at the Igando Police Division.

“The report from the Divisional Police Officer indicated that the dogs were being kept to undergo some tests, while their owner had been arrested. The report that the police did not do anything is not true.”
Source: Punch

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I dey my man and you!?

Pls move to front page so i can get the desired help and probably help others in like situation

Good and practical ideas, no theory please!
Your good friend ...... Dickle Dooky Dastardioso

Using headpan to drink tea signifies poverty of the brain and mind. That guy will never turn out good even when given N100m dash

Why are you cowardly chickens so obsessed with muslim Northerners
Makes the slave mantra seem to fit and stick right
You all suck!

akposking:
Seun can be very callous at times. He made me moderator for the recycle bin section. How can a well motivated fellow and prestigious gentle man like me be a mod of a recycle bin section and he offer to only pay for my monthly subscription. Is this right my fellow Nigerians abi ba nairalanders self.

Seun, i will do the job

GHANA MUST FALL

That's my thinking Presido!

20pounds:
You have become like a fly at siesta, to this forum. Take a break bro!

You read minds?

Because you have simply refused to make sense here

Tell us

Seun permit me to call this urchin a fatherless and homeless bastard

Sauceless