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Career › Re: Should I Resign My Senior Mgt. Post At Chevron Because I Got It With Forged Cert by DickDastardly(op): 6:35pm On Sep 29, 2014
chibwike: yes, give up the job.
sad and be doing what? And start church businesshuh
Career › Re: Should I Resign My Senior Mgt. Post At Chevron Because I Got It With Forged Cert by DickDastardly(op): 6:33pm On Sep 29, 2014
Pls front page Mods so i can get the desired advice wink
Career › Should I Resign My Senior Mgt. Post At Chevron Because I Got It With Forged Cert by DickDastardly(op): 6:29pm On Sep 29, 2014
I currently earn N1.4m monthly at Chevron and has just turned "born again". My conscience wont let me rest as i got the job with a forged abroad masters certificate. Should i gif up the yob?
Please help me before i loose my holiness and halo on my head. undecided
Family › Re: Help: My 2 Months Daughter Sleeps All Day And Stays Awake All Night! by DickDastardly(op): 6:08pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ishilove: DickDastardly, so you are old enough to be married with a baby, and yet you come here for form teenager??

I don't believe you angry
tongue
Dey there naa wink
Politics › Re: Just Heard Gov Amaechi Saying Nigerians Are Lazy On Aljazeera by DickDastardly(m): 8:07pm On Sep 28, 2014
Tomorrow TA Orji of Abia will come out and say same of Nigerians. Sorry, partisanship aside, Amaechi is a bastard for saying this if he really did. I can ignore him when he takes on GEJ, but once his madness gets to suffering needless-tax paying masses of Nigeria, i will personally order his execution once he leaves office! Nobody messes with my people.

Amaechi face GEJ and your fellow thieves and leave my people you guys are robbing out of your madness before i order your execution. cool
Health › Re: What Can Newly Put To Bed Mothers Do To Get Milk In The Breast For The Baby . by DickDastardly(m): 3:38pm On Sep 28, 2014
Fresh Palm wine does the magic. Thank me lerra cheesy
Family › Re: Help: My 2 Months Daughter Sleeps All Day And Stays Awake All Night! by DickDastardly(op): 2:57pm On Sep 28, 2014
firstEVA: Eya, cheesy

what my sister and her husband do is, they take turns to look after the baby. Its still stressful though.
Exactly what we do but we are almost breaking down.
Family › Re: Help: My 2 Months Daughter Sleeps All Day And Stays Awake All Night! by DickDastardly(op): 2:54pm On Sep 28, 2014
Thanks. Hope this helps undecided
Family › Help: My 2 Months Daughter Sleeps All Day And Stays Awake All Night! by DickDastardly(op): 2:28pm On Sep 28, 2014
Experienced parents in the house, house do i reverse this? I and my wife are almost loosing our minds keeping vigil all night to nurse her undecided

HELP!
Nairaland General › Re: My Dad Wasn't Lying Afterall, He Comes 1st In Class In His Days(proof) by DickDastardly(op): 2:22pm On Sep 28, 2014
Picture of him with Prof Chike Obi and Prof. P N Okeke loading........ undecided
Nairaland General › Re: My Dad Wasn't Lying Afterall, He Comes 1st In Class In His Days(proof) by DickDastardly(op): 2:19pm On Sep 28, 2014
Here is what his result is like. grin

I will soon post his own cool

Nairaland General › Re: My Dad Wasn't Lying Afterall, He Comes 1st In Class In His Days(proof) by DickDastardly(op): 2:16pm On Sep 28, 2014
Still trying hard to get his permission to make public his results cool

Wait small. undecided
Nairaland General › My Dad Wasn't Lying Afterall, He Comes 1st In Class In His Days(proof) by DickDastardly(op): 2:10pm On Sep 28, 2014
Loading......... cool


What about your own Dadhuh
Have you tried to verify his claim? cheesy
Sports › Re: List Of Footballers Whose Appearance Does Not Suit Football. by DickDastardly(m): 8:43am On Sep 28, 2014
Ribery and Tevez ...........Zoo Keepers
Mangala............Canoe paddler
Moyes ............Por.n star
Murinho ............Texas Cowboy
Pellegrini......... Rain maker
Shelvey........... Sherpherd
Marcos Rojo ........ Barber
Ivanovic ........ Gay
Modric ........ Road side Magician
Ozil ......... Seer
Courtois ........ Circus Clown
Alaba ........ Cave man(big foot)
Family › Re: Men What Would You Do If Your Wife Tells You She Wants To Practice Polyandry???? by DickDastardly(m): 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2014
No qualms, as long as she will let me practice advanced polygamy too cheesy
Travel › Re: 10 Largest Airports In The World As Seen From Above by DickDastardly(m): 8:19pm On Sep 27, 2014
I cant find MM 2 NNEWI
Politics › Re: Gani Fawehinmi NCP Party vs APC Party barawo Ahmed Tinubuwal Who Is A Thief by DickDastardly(m): 7:02pm On Sep 27, 2014
One wonders where Musiwa use to get all this queer Monickers undecided
Celebrities › Re: yards by DickDastardly(m): 4:23am On Sep 27, 2014
Pastors and muslim matter na the same thing. Put your mouth in their matter at your own risk!
*Zooms off before the "touch not my annointed" or "thou shall not judge" hollow brained brainwash church gang arrives grin
Nairaland General › Re: No To Gov Orji’s Undeserved CON Decoration by DickDastardly(op): 4:13am On Sep 27, 2014
Priceless24: I think he deserves the award, after all he's a 'con' man
cheesy grin
Nairaland General › No To Gov Orji’s Undeserved CON Decoration by DickDastardly(op): 2:19am On Sep 27, 2014
We, like every other citizen – human or corporate – were anxious and understandably excited on Sep­tember 18, 2014 when the news of the release of the list of some 305 recipients of 2013/2014 national honours awards took over both the airwaves and national dailies’ front pages. Un­fortunately, our excitement was cut short by the presence of a name so obviously out of place on the list. More like a sore thumb sticking out! While we might not know the precise criteria that ad­mit an individual into the list, we believe, quite strongly, that the essence of bestowing some spe­cial honours by government does not include cel­ebrating mediocrity – in whatever guise. We also recognise the temptation on the part of government in an election year to boost its popularity rating for obvious political harvest. But in doing so, we had expected the PDP-led government to exercise its discretion with some measure of circumspection. Reward for party loyalty might be a desirable prac­tice, but when done with agrant disregard to and in­deed utter contempt for the people’s sensitivity, party well-being is inadvertently elevated above national interest – to the detriment of the common good. Yes, some have argued that Abia governor’s unparalleled absenteeism from ocial duties just to make himself present within the precincts of Aso Rock at all times was enough “compassionate ground” to smuggle his name into the honours list. Another frantic attempt at rationalising Gov T.A Orji’s inclusion on the list is that his present position as chair of South East Gover­nors’ Forum recommended him for that recognition. For us, the rst reason is not tenable, because deco­rating Governor Orji with a Commander of the Order of the Niger (CON) because he has “distinguished” himself as an eye-service master is an indirect en­dorsement of truancy and dereliction of duty of the highest order by Aso Rock. And for those who are quick to argue that what is good for the goose should be good for the gander- given that T.A Orji’s prede­‐cessor, Mr. Peter Obi, did also bag a CON while in oce, the latter’s sterling achievements in oce and public conduct were in our opinion sucient basis for him to be so decorated unlike the Abia governor. This fact at least does not need any elaboration to both Abians and Anambrarians. Much as we agree that there is wisdom in letting Governor Orji walk home with the CON trophy on Monday, September 29, 2014 (after all, he would be bringing it home), we surmise that there is greater wisdom in raising a voice of objection to an honour that could set a devastating precedent in the belea­guered God’s Own State. Hence, this intervention! Ours is a moral obligation to let the authorities in Abuja know the degree of injustice they are about meting out to the hapless people of Abia State. Abi­‐ans have suered unmitigated leadership decit for seven gruelling years, and have resolved to collec­tively clean the Augean Stable with their votes in 2015. So, for the authorities in Abuja to turn deaf ears on the seven year-long wailings of Abians and ill-advisedly validate a man who walks the opposite direction of Federal Government’s transformation creed will be an unnecessary elongation of an abused people’s agony even beyond the Orji governorship. Not too long ago, ex-Governor Ali Modu Sheri was ngered as a sponsor of the cowardly activities of insurgents in the North-East. While the court of public opinion grappled with the weight of that al­legation, Alhaji Sheri was spotted receiving Mr President in Chad and quite understandably not a few tongues wagged. It took combined eorts of Mr Pres­ident’s handlers to deal with that perception emergen­‐cy. With due respect, Sheri’s was a mere yet-to-be investigated allegation and hell was almost let loose, imagine then what government detractors would do with a prize photo of Governor Orji receiving a CON from Mr President when every Tom, Dick and Harry in Nigeria knows that the former is on bail which will be automatically vacated when his immunity elapses on May 29, 2015! EFCC is prosecuting him in court already. The PDP-led government need not pass itself o as morally bankrupt, as the opposition would have us perceive it. But for us, what matters to us is to call on the au­thorities in Abuja to refrain from dishonouring Abi­ans who have been subjected to seven harrowing years of deprivation. A majority opinion in Abia is that Governor Orji’s nomination is Federal Govern­ment’s tacit endorsement of the deplorable state of roads in the entire Abia, particularly Aba. This no­tion need not be sustained. Abia should not be pun­ished further with a national honour for a governor who builds legacy projects in the media only. Truth is that leaders who have eyes on legacies do the work while the people give their footprints deserved labels when they have left oce. A CON for the self-styled Ochendo Global (please pause, and digest the inher­ent vainglory) will be sheer disdain for Abia workers who are being owed salary arrears. Abia is in distress! The authorities should please allow the sleeping dog to lie – having resolved to wake up through the ballot box in February next year. Whoever thinks that our claims are “sponsored” or that our opinion is “politically motivated” should please ask Prince Arthur Eze what he saw and said on Abia soil when he visited the state few weeks ago – incidentally on Governor Orji’s invitation. Last line: Honouring Governor T.A Orji with a CON is a dishonour to Abians that will certainly boo­merang at the appropriate time. A stitch in time, as the saying goes, saves nine! •
Signed by Maxwel Nwadike, president, The Abia Awakening (TAA)
Source: The Sun
TV/Movies › Re: Did U Watch This When You Were Young? by DickDastardly(m): 8:48pm On Sep 26, 2014
Ethereal0110: super Ted
And Spotty cool
Politics › Re: Muslim Man Beheads Colleague. by DickDastardly(m): 8:44pm On Sep 26, 2014
And this shiit continueshuh
Nairaland General › Re: No To National Honour For Idle T.A Orji by DickDastardly(op): 6:43pm On Sep 26, 2014
Jonathan dont insult Abians by going ahead blindly with this angry
Nairaland General › No To National Honour For Idle T.A Orji by DickDastardly(op): 6:40pm On Sep 26, 2014
How can any right thinking administration in Nigeria ever imagine that it should confer one of the supposedly revered Nigerian National Honours, Commander Of the Order of the Niger (CON) on the governor of Abia State, T.A. Orji, who has been under re from well meaning stakeholders in the state for many weeks now, on account of his shoddy performance in oce? If I may ask, what “good” has Goodluck Jonathan and his men seen in the maladministration by Abia’s T.A Orji, which should attract a National Honour? This is a governor who epitomizes “misgovernance” by all standards; a tyrant at the helm of aairs in the state that now hosts the dirtiest and most dilapidated city, and Umuahia, the pathetic excuse of a state capital in Nigeria.

Why honour a vindictive man under whose watch, Aba, once the commercial pride of the South-East region and nicknamed “Japan Of Africa”, became the pigsty of Nigeria, simply because Aba traders and residents pelted him with sachet water, because of his lacklustre governance of the state and negligence of Aba city?

This is a man who has spent eight years in oce doing nothing other than enforcing the extortion of sundry levies ostensibly for dividends of democracy, that are clearly non-existent. What the people have in Abia is nothing but the ‘legacy’ hogwash from the governor. This governor is a “joker” who unashamedly pays hype agents on electronic and social media platforms to disseminate contemptible lies of the most despicable order. He is a person whose name should permanently rest in Abia’s trashcan of history. Maybe, someone should appeal to the very inuential oil mogul, Chief Arthur Eze, who recently sent T.A Orji to the cleaners, to send a word to President Jonathan to rescind the decision to make T.A Orji one of the 2014 National Honours awardees.

If T.A Orji is conferred with the CON, then, it will be an ocial conrmation that Nigeria’s National Honours scheme has gone to the dogs. If T.A Orji’s name is not removed from that list, it will once again reiterate the opposition’s stance that Jonathan’s administration is perpetually engaged in goofs.Goodluck Jonathan is “DOING IT”, but he shouldn’t do it on this one. He should not give T.A Orji the leeway to hide in the Senate in 2015.

•Dr. Obasi (MSDT), is a member of Njiko Igbo Canada
Source: Sun
Car Talk › Re: How A Nissan Frontier Saved A Passenger Plane From Crash Landing by DickDastardly(m): 8:09pm On Sep 25, 2014
Now thats some crazy shit. shocked
Sports › Re: All Time Premier League Table by DickDastardly(m): 7:07pm On Sep 25, 2014
I get am before cheesy
Man utd una doooo! cool
Politics › Re: "We Are Waiting And Ready For You"- DHQ Tells The Next Shekau Coming by DickDastardly(m): 7:02pm On Sep 25, 2014
Endorsed!


Pls spill more "innocent" terrorist blood for me cool
I wish Nigerian soldiers will be permitted to slit fundamentalist's throats and post same on youtube wink
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Governor Elect Fayose Slapped Judge In Ekiti? by DickDastardly(m): 6:37pm On Sep 25, 2014
Paid Propaganda!


Fadhola till 2029 wink
Crime › Re: Eight Of The World's Youngest Murderers. by DickDastardly(m): 6:35pm On Sep 25, 2014
Young devils angry

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