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Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day To Ease Down Scarcity Tension. by DickDastardly(m): 6:47pm On May 26, 2015
grin
Tinubu wannabe
CrimeRe: Murder: Man Kills Lover Over Baby In Onitsha(Picture) by DickDastardly(m): 10:29am On May 26, 2015
They should murder him immediately
PoliticsRe: Buhari Hands Shocker To Governors, Says They Won't Nominate Ministers by DickDastardly(m): 6:54am On May 26, 2015
kolomax:
Even PDP supporters will commend this man with that great move sai baba
U are very right. And if he continues with this trend come 2019, he wont need campaign anywhere, as the masses all over Nigeria will then see him as their messiah.
PetsRe: Advice On Pregnant Alsatian by DickDastardly(m): 10:28pm On May 25, 2015
Go to the nearest health center and register her for ante natal.

Errrm.......you might also need to buy delivery kit. Dont thank me yet. tongue
PoliticsRe: Which Voters Register Did RSIEC Use To Conduct The LGA Elections In Rivers State by DickDastardly(m): 10:09pm On May 25, 2015
The hole Amechi has dug in Rivers state will swallow only him.......its a matter of time. Who cares to bethuh
PoliticsRe: Capital Oil Is Currently Selling Fuel At N100 Per Litre In Nnewi(photo) by DickDastardly(m): 6:26pm On May 25, 2015
cool cool cool cool Thats how we roll in ANAMBRA! cool cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: Timipre Sylva Planned Buhari’s Stoning In 2011 – Ex-aide by DickDastardly(m): 6:16pm On May 25, 2015
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TravelRe: BREAKING: Airport Workers Shut Down FAAN Headquarters Over Beating Of Colleague by DickDastardly(m): 2:58pm On May 25, 2015
angry
They should locate any uniform idiiot in sight and vent their spleen on him. Ruuubish!
CelebritiesRe: John Okafor (Mr-Ibu's) White Wedding (Photos) by DickDastardly(m): 2:48pm On May 25, 2015
grin
Make i branch here reduce stress from Naija wahala small
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Overpoweres Soldiers In Maiduguri Raid by DickDastardly(m): 5:05am On May 25, 2015
Where did bokoharam get fuel from? undecided
PoliticsRe: Ignore Petition for Withdrawal Of Award To Iweala - NANS Tell Yale by DickDastardly(m): 7:29pm On May 24, 2015
NO. The call is TRIBALLY motivated from .......... cool
PoliticsRe: Why Kashamu Should Not Be Extradited To The United States by DickDastardly(m): 5:13pm On May 24, 2015
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo's Sister, Adunni-oluniola Eweje-obasanjo Is Dead by DickDastardly(m): 4:48pm On May 24, 2015
undecided
PoliticsRe: Senators Visit Atiku To Show Their Support For Saraki As Senate President (Pic) by DickDastardly(m): 4:44pm On May 24, 2015
Good One
For independent Senate, give me BUKOLA SARAKI.
Say no to TINUBU's plot today.








#TeamLike-Minds cool
Jokes EtcRe: Photo by DickDastardly(m): 9:10pm On May 23, 2015
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Lawan Is ‘consensus Candidate’, Says Gemade by DickDastardly(m): 6:02pm On May 23, 2015
Tinubu's Stooge? undecided
PoliticsRe: Omokri: Alleged Source Denies Saharareporters, Doubts Authenticity by DickDastardly(m): 5:21pm On May 23, 2015
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More Lies told by political pawns shall all come back gradually to the people that propagated them.
Dearest Reno, make sure you sue SHARIA REPORTERs from the region of N500Billion so that they loose all they collected for calumny campaign against peace loving Nigerians.

Btw, the 2nd poster has refused to repent from being an online anaelid. Appearing on threads with the sole purpose of making em unreadable undecided
CelebritiesRe: Fashanu As Chief-Judge Of Miss United Nation Pageant by DickDastardly(m): 1:34pm On May 23, 2015
Noted
PoliticsRe: Grant Amnesty To Boko Haram, Northern Elders Tell Buhari by DickDastardly(m): 5:32am On May 23, 2015
Yea agreed, grant amnesty to Boko but death to the haramists. Ruuuuuubishshshshsh! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Check Out This JSS 2 Student's Definition Of Herbicide by DickDastardly(m): 5:29am On May 23, 2015
grin Onye ara
PoliticsRe: Ministry Receives N5bn For Clean Cookstoves Project, Says Minister by DickDastardly(m): 9:12pm On May 22, 2015
Roast em all on that useless stove angry
PoliticsRe: Buhari Must Start By Jailing Thieves –kokori by DickDastardly(m): 3:15am On May 22, 2015
I ENDORSE this 100%
NYSCRe: What Is Wrong With This Medical Report Presented By A Corp Member ? by DickDastardly(m): 3:11am On May 22, 2015
Muchechecheche cheesy
PoliticsRe: There Is God,”video Skit By The First Lady, Patience Jonathan Most Viewed-google by DickDastardly(m): 8:35pm On May 21, 2015
grin
FamilyRe: Breaking New: Pastor Chris Reconcile With Wife. by DickDastardly(m): 5:49pm On May 21, 2015
angry
PoliticsRe: Senate Begins Probe Of Fuel Scarcity by DickDastardly(m): 5:28pm On May 21, 2015
As if they care. The Vultures are only moving in to get their share of the cacarss.
angry
EducationRe: Yale University: Withdraw The Honorary Doctorate Degree Given To Ngozi Iweala Of by DickDastardly(m): 9:49am On May 21, 2015
HMmm
CrimeRe: 20-year-old Girl Stabs Lover Boy To Death by DickDastardly(m): 9:46am On May 21, 2015
Drat! Double Drat!! angry

Maybe her parents are among the people being owed by the flatty scam 419er gvnor
PoliticsRe: Lamido Hands Over To SSG, Jets Out On Annual Leave by DickDastardly(m): 9:42am On May 21, 2015
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Nairaland GeneralAdvice A Newly Elected Politician On Safest Ways Of Looting Public Fund! by DickDastardly(op): 9:39am On May 21, 2015
Please no hypocrisy here. Its my time to chop and i dont need any kill-joy on this thread.
If you are going to go sanctimonious on me, kindly refrain cause people before me has passed through the road and are even being celebrated today.
I just want to contribute to the labours of our "heros past" in tearing away my chunk and share from the treasury.
I want to be a successful politician like Hon. DINA MELEE.( Checkout his Lamborghini Diablo and powerful house). He even has a brand new wife!
I'm not greedy, so even a common civet cat status on bourdillon is enough for me.
I wouldnt mind a semi ultra modern mega farm but not as big as the one at Ota. You see, i dont have big eye.

I will also want to own a Hotel in Abuja. But i need to safely loot the needed funds as i know that the salaries we politicians receive can never aquire most things people see us move with or have.
Don't even think of it, i mean, to tell me that Buhari will send me to jail .......hahahahaha.....I have that angle all figured out already. I already have a list of SANs that will make the best Legal Gymnastics and sommersaults that will leave both EFCC and Buhari dazed and gasping for air.
You see, i have it all well thought out already, so all i need are stuffs like the list below if they exist.

(1) Key to success in Looting
(2) Embezzlement for Dummies
(3) Corruption made easy
(4) How to be invisible under EFCC's microscope
(5) Bribery Encyclopaedia (The revised edition)
(6) White Elephant project cookery book (best Ingredients and Recipe)
(7) Money Laundrying 101
(8 The Secret Road to Swiss(banks)


Kindly help a fellow Nairalander, i give you my word that i must share part of the loot here when the cake leaves the oven. No Nairalander will need to "TREK" before i share my loot with them.

Your suggestions now please.
Thanks. cool

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