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![]() Tinubu wannabe |
They should murder him immediately |
kolomax:U are very right. And if he continues with this trend come 2019, he wont need campaign anywhere, as the masses all over Nigeria will then see him as their messiah. |
Go to the nearest health center and register her for ante natal. Errrm.......you might also need to buy delivery kit. Dont thank me yet. ![]() |
The hole Amechi has dug in Rivers state will swallow only him.......its a matter of time. Who cares to bet ![]() |
Thats how we roll in ANAMBRA! ![]() |
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![]() They should locate any uniform idiiot in sight and vent their spleen on him. Ruuubish! |
![]() Make i branch here reduce stress from Naija wahala small |
Where did bokoharam get fuel from? ![]() |
NO. The call is TRIBALLY motivated from .......... ![]() |
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Good One For independent Senate, give me BUKOLA SARAKI. Say no to TINUBU's plot today. #TeamLike-Minds ![]() |
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Tinubu's Stooge? ![]() |
![]() More Lies told by political pawns shall all come back gradually to the people that propagated them. Dearest Reno, make sure you sue SHARIA REPORTERs from the region of N500Billion so that they loose all they collected for calumny campaign against peace loving Nigerians. Btw, the 2nd poster has refused to repent from being an online anaelid. Appearing on threads with the sole purpose of making em unreadable ![]() |
Noted |
Yea agreed, grant amnesty to Boko but death to the haramists. Ruuuuuubishshshshsh! ![]() |
Onye ara |
Roast em all on that useless stove ![]() |
I ENDORSE this 100% |
Muchechecheche ![]() |
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As if they care. The Vultures are only moving in to get their share of the cacarss. ![]() |
HMmm |
Drat! Double Drat!! ![]() Maybe her parents are among the people being owed by the flatty scam 419er gvnor |
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Please no hypocrisy here. Its my time to chop and i dont need any kill-joy on this thread. If you are going to go sanctimonious on me, kindly refrain cause people before me has passed through the road and are even being celebrated today. I just want to contribute to the labours of our "heros past" in tearing away my chunk and share from the treasury. I want to be a successful politician like Hon. DINA MELEE.( Checkout his Lamborghini Diablo and powerful house). He even has a brand new wife! I'm not greedy, so even a common civet cat status on bourdillon is enough for me. I wouldnt mind a semi ultra modern mega farm but not as big as the one at Ota. You see, i dont have big eye. I will also want to own a Hotel in Abuja. But i need to safely loot the needed funds as i know that the salaries we politicians receive can never aquire most things people see us move with or have. Don't even think of it, i mean, to tell me that Buhari will send me to jail .......hahahahaha.....I have that angle all figured out already. I already have a list of SANs that will make the best Legal Gymnastics and sommersaults that will leave both EFCC and Buhari dazed and gasping for air. You see, i have it all well thought out already, so all i need are stuffs like the list below if they exist. (1) Key to success in Looting (2) Embezzlement for Dummies (3) Corruption made easy (4) How to be invisible under EFCC's microscope (5) Bribery Encyclopaedia (The revised edition) (6) White Elephant project cookery book (best Ingredients and Recipe) (7) Money Laundrying 101 (8 The Secret Road to Swiss(banks) Kindly help a fellow Nairalander, i give you my word that i must share part of the loot here when the cake leaves the oven. No Nairalander will need to "TREK" before i share my loot with them. Your suggestions now please. Thanks. ![]() |
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