₦airaland Forum

Do you need to tell us?

Why attack the Hausas? Is it because they mind their business. Why pick on them?
I hate injustice

Please no hypocrisy here. Its my time to chop and i dont need any kill-joy on this thread.
If you are going to go sanctimonious on me, kindly refrain cause people before me has passed through the road and are even being celebrated today.
I just want to contribute to the labours of our "heros past" in tearing away my chunk and share from the treasury.
I want to be a successful politician like Hon. DINA MELEE.( Checkout his Lamborghini Diablo and powerful house). He even has a brand new wife!
I'm not greedy, so even a common civet cat status on bourdillon is enough for me.
I wouldnt mind a semi ultra modern mega farm but not as big as the one at Ota. You see, i dont have big eye.

I will also want to own a Hotel in Abuja. But i need to safely loot the needed funds as i know that the salaries we politicians receive can never aquire most things people see us move with or have.
Don't even think of it, i mean, to tell me that Buhari will send me to jail .......hahahahaha.....I have that angle all figured out already. I already have a list of SANs that will make the best Legal Gymnastics and sommersaults that will leave both EFCC and Buhari dazed and gasping for air.
You see, i have it all well thought out already, so all i need are stuffs like the list below if they exist.

(1) Key to success in Looting
(2) Embezzlement for Dummies
(3) Corruption made easy
(4) How to be invisible under EFCC's microscope
(5) Bribery Encyclopaedia (The revised edition)
(6) White Elephant project cookery book (best Ingredients and Recipe)
(7) Money Laundrying 101
(8 The Secret Road to Swiss(banks)


Kindly help a fellow Nairalander, i give you my word that i must share part of the loot here when the cake leaves the oven. No Nairalander will need to "TREK" before i share my loot with them.

Your suggestions now please.
Thanks.

Thats how we do.

Lets go there

I wish I can put a bullet through this guy right now.






The poster below me is millipede

Not me

Ogun weds Longerthroat

Buhari's hand must be cut off. Thats what the sharia says.
That ugly randy Oshiomole and his longer throat mistress should be blamed for this trap Buhari has entered.

#CutOffBuhari'sHandNow

Obinovictor:
Picture

No
For security reason

What should I do

Was he gay before

vichks:
petty and ridiculous as it might look I will definitely ask her to come down, if she refuses then that is her red card

Dayuuum! You are one angry guy

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
I will enter but the girl will be in big trouble afterwards

Why are most guys here sounding insecured, expecially around bigger boys

Justosaus:
Its better not to enter

And suffer the poor girl with trekking because of petty jealousy? Btw, the guy is just being a good samaritan that moment

vichks:
The girl will have to choose between me and the guy that moment

Wont you look ridiculous and petty minded while asking your babe to get off a free ride. I mean isnt that mean?
Btw, dayuuum! What a moment that'd be

mkpakanaodogwu:
nope there is something called respect

That is, kind of avoiding the humbling or humilliation feeling while in the ride

mkpakanaodogwu:
i wont bother about her

Isnt that how guys lose good girls over petty jealousy and feeling of insecurity?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]For the sake of my ego and self pride i'd rather trek. [/color]

Isnt that jealousy and what girls tag insecurity
You can accept the ride and after give your babe LAST WARNING of her life

mkpakanaodogwu:
I will trek

Correct man.
But if i'm the babe I wont come down cos dem no use suffer swear for u

Borrussia:
Hmm, I will enter.

For your left mind

Situation:
You are with your babe trekking or at a bus stop waiting and some guy you've always suspected to be seriously having a go at your babe appears with his sleek cabriolett, pulls over and asks you guys to hop in so he can drop you guys off. Before you could even look to see who it was, your babe has already happily jumped in while calling you to join in and stop dulling.
Words like Jealousy, Humilliation, Poverty, Humbling, Extreme Anger etc has a lot of role to play in this kind of situation.
How will you react? To get the free lift or not?




I once did it to a Nairalander back in School and he felt embarrassed and turned my offer down. Pity was, I took his babe home My own house ofcourse
And I wont hesistate to call him out if he tries to derail thread

Gbaghan:
Pity yourself. If you post below me... You are a goat!

Yea, we both finished eating grass together

Are there no taller people than this dwarf in Kaduna?

Pls no bashing

omenka:
I can't see any picture, but whatever it is, he's not there for a beauty contest. They've chosen and so be it.

Now who needs a Doctor? Hope Oga Omenka aint going blind . Now try looking again with your 5mm thick medicated eye louvres

Slam ke
Was rushing in to see the woman's back on the ground

omenka:
You smell Maybe you didn't wipe your aasss.

This pic must have been taken with the best camera in the world.
Op, nice idea

I smell......

Oniranu