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When we talk or being beautiful and endowed you can't mention 10 names without mentioning Roman goddess, Cossy orjiakor, Nicki, and the all powerful pop queen, Rihanna.

We all have our celebrity crushes, and sometimes we make some wishes whenever we fantasize about them.

My celebrity crush is tuface Idibia, and I have said I must k*ss him when I am oppoetuned to meet him, I Dont care what Annie feels.

So back to the koko, would you accept this deal?

"Have just 1 round of $3x with Roman goddess, Cossy orjiakor, Nicki Minaj or Rihanna and get shot de@d after"

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P3n!ses and mouths are not usually the same size, FYI.

A penis isn't a v@g!na or a Slip'N Slide and doesn't just get wet on its own. I mean there's pre-c0m, but that's like a light rain shower when a proper BJ usually requires a torrential downpour.

Either get some lube that doesn't taste like a takeout bag, or drink some water and be prepared to use all the spit you can muster. It's not gross. This is someone you make out with (probably).
A p3n!s doesn't have eyeballs and can't tell the difference betweenContinue reading...

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Freeze007:
*LEADER OLUMBA OLUMBA OBU ANNOUNCED GOD'S BUDGET TO THE WORLD-3/10/1999*
"Every year Government announces their budget but today God want to declare His own BUDGET, and these budgets as override all other budgets in the whole world because the reign of the Holy Spirit has commence.

1. I want to let you know that right now God has stop the existence of Muslim one day you will wake up and ask where are those people that used to wear long garment and where Islamic worshipers, this is because very soon you won’t see them in Nigeria again. No Islamic worship anymore.

2.Today Obasanjo is ruling in Nigeria i want all Nigerians to know that he is not the one ruling but Christ is ruling, as such anyone that want to plan against him is planning against God.

3. Today I want to let you all know that the Capital of Nigeria shall return to Calabar, in Cross River State. And until it is return corruption will never stop in Nigeria this because the Seat of the Federal Capital Territory rightful belongs to Calabar and was corruptibly taken out.

4. Right now i have set up a government in Nigeria that will collect all this money that Governors, Senators, Minister and the rest have looted and take them oversea, that government I have set up shall investigate and bring looters to book, many of them shall be jail.

5. The whole world will use one currency and there will be one government by then there will be no more visa to travel to another country because everyone will unite.

6. I stand in the High heaven to declare Nigeria as the world Power, Nigeria shall be the world power and the white will come to Nigeria to seek for God.

7. Anyone who does not have an account at Mbukpa community Bank I advise you to go and do so because it will just be as a world bank when time comes.

8. My Next Budget is that till eternity, I repeat till eternity Nigeria will Never Separate, but it will continue to be one, Nothing like Biafra it won't be successful, this is because God is physically in Nigeria, the Holy Spirit is here so Nigeria won't divide.

9. I still want to repeat this that there will be no more successful coup, no more war in Nigeria, the only thing you will see from now on is police action.

10. Finally i made this statement before in 1991 and am repeating it again a Black Man shall Rule America.
That is God's Budget and until they come to pass heaven and earth shall never pass away.

THANK YOU FATHER

Peace! The first bcs member I have seen on Nairaland

Here, we have collections of the crazee things men and women do in the clubs these days.

The club is a center for so much fun and young people have not wasted their opportunities in getting the most fun from these spots, especially on Friday Nights.

So tell us, are you gonna be hitting any club tonight?
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Let he that is without blame be the first to cast a stone! I don't judge people, just read and share your views.

"Dear writer,
Please I have a Problem which i Know is a Big problem for me and infact the Worst Sin i can ever Think of, but i am ready to stop and willing to make a new life for myself and forget about my past, But before i make a change i will like you to please Post this on your Blog so that people can Advice me on what to do.

My names are Adhama Faraji Hadiya,I am 17yrs of age and i’m a student.... See pictures and continue reading...

Wonders will not end especially in Africa! Rushed out to get some stuff at shoprite while my neighbor was at home with my phone.

I took a little extra time due to the crowd at the mall, I guess this was the window of opportunity he had to start blowing off steam.

I was surprised when I got in and couldn't find him, so I felt he must have gone home. But to my surprise I went to use my bathroom and this dude was busy rubbing ..
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So there are actually more pictures of disastrous fashion disasters. Well some aren't fashion disasters, they are just done purposely.


Here are some photos that you may never have seen before, so sit back and feed your hungry eyes.
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There is nothing you won't find on social media today, people leverage on freedom to do whatever they like.

But, do they really care how much they hurt their families when these pictures surface on the media?

No one is stopping we the youths from clubbing, but we must apply decorum in whatever we do.

It's shameful to see all these..Continue reading and See pictures

An upcoming nollywood movie has sent tongues wagging after a behind-the-scene- photo showed one of the actress topless while she was getting prepared for a nu-de scene by a makeup artiste.

All I see here is a lady with low self-esteem and highly desperate. Truly this is Olympus has fallen!

Trolls have not only been slamming the movie but also the actress for her 'fallen glory"..some have even started calling the movie, Naija Has Fallen.
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It was a very shameful sight as mob descended on two women at the Dutsen Alhaji Market, Bwari Area Council of Abuja, the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), and str!pped them n@ked for allegedly stealing N100,000 from a wine shop.

The women had gone into the shop on Wednesday, on the pretense of buying some items. While one of the women was negotiating wine price with the shop owner, her accomplice sneakily dipped her hand into the cash drawer and removed the money.

But luck ran out on them as she was quickly spotted by the shop owner who raised an alarm as they were about to leave the shop.The alarm attracted other traders in the market who rushed to the scene and on searching the lady, the money was found on her Continue reading to see more

How do you feel when you go out to buy gold circle? Have you done it before? Well I want to share someone's experience with you guys.


"On a Saturday evening I went out to buy c0ndom because I was expecting bae, he is fund of skin to skin.
So because I had to ensure he uses protection, I had to go get one myself. I got to the chemist and as usual, the place was full to the brim. I tried to wait a bit for the crowd to dwindle but the sales rep was like "auntie mi, wetin u want buy"?


Mehn, see gbeghe, like the warri boy would say. Sweat started running down from my head to my face. I summoned courage and Continue reading..

The world - at least for football gamers - has been cut in two pieces: those who love FIFA and then there are those who swear by Pro Evolution Soccer (PES). The battle lines might not be as severely drawn like how it is with Android vs iOS but there are clear preferences. Konami's PES has always been the "purists' choice" while EA Sports' FIFA has distinctly been the popular choice.

Every year both franchises come with their annual upgrade with better features, gameplay and exciting additions. PES 2018has a lot riding on it as it has big boots to fill as PES 2017 was certainly an excellent game. We spent a few - more than a few actually - hours playing PES 2018 and here's what we think of the game:
Gameplay
The most pleasing aspect in gameplay of PES 2018 is the game's pace. The game certainly feels more realistic and it appears that Konami has deliberately slowed it down. When playing against the AI opponent you feel that tactical intelligence comes in to play more than ever before. In previous versions, the AI opponent was slightly "boring" but PES 2018 rectifies that. Players' real-life traits are retained in the game and it relies more on skill and speed - which is always more fun to play.

PES 2018 is extremely realistic in terms of tactics and style of play. Someone like Lionel Messi or Neymar's movements are terribly sharp whereas speed merchants are extremely quick. As we said earlier, it is an extremely realistic gameplay.
What Konami also gets right is that it adapts to the quality of the league you're playing in. So, if you choose a team in the English Championship, you will notice that the style of football is more robust and direct. Tactical strategies come into play more often and you have to adapt according to the team or league you're playing in. While such features were there in previous versions as well, PES 2018 feels like the most complete version of the game so far. It's an impressive game where you will be continuously be challenged - a feature that makes it exciting to play.

The other standout feature of PES 2018 is that it makes you think and strategise before every game. You have to be tactically astute and can't just go with the frame of mind of attacking and scoring goals. It just won't happen in PES as you have to tinker your tactics according to the opposition.
PES 2018 has Become A Legend Mode - a direct take on FIFA's Journey - but it isn't as good as its counterpart version.
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What would make a man want to transform into a dog? This is the question currently inside my head as I write this piece.
A British man, James Carlton spent a thousands of euros to transform into a dog.

We know the westerners (oyibos) like experimenting, but isn't this out of the line? Is looking like a dog worth spending money and taking the risks of going under the knife?

While there has been lots of criticism on transgender surgeries, a bigger one has surfaced, and within a short while, people will emulate.

I fear for my fellow Nigerians, because I know they enjoy copying everything they see on social media.
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Here are some pictures of Amber Rose getting N@UGHTY: B00BS and B00TY.

You can never get enough when viewing her pictures.
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So u create phoolish threads like this n u still v d hands to type rubbish trying to bully others. If u v nothing meaningful to do next time, tap ur fingers on a table. Bragging with ur cheap perf

jamariwolf:
you will never make it in blogging, mark my words.
pls someone help me wit dat they think we'll click the link meme.

Another cyberbully, are you God? Saying someone will never make it whereas u opened the thread, Better go n get a job bcoz the person u r trying to abuse is doing something useful even if he is making some mistakes. Some many foolish boys in NL

Whats the world turning into? Here are photos of a Lady who shared “Before” and “After” s*x photos with her boo…. she captioned the photo:

‘Before s*x and After s*x with my boo.
Friends i miss his Sweet manhood and...See pictures and finish reading

Three daring se_x workers, who robbed a man at gunpoint before taking nu_de photos of him and using them to blackmail him into releasing his bank passwords, have run into trouble with the law.

Their adventure saw them go on a shopping spree, splashing $1 667 of their victim’s money before the long arm of the law caught up with them.

The trio was subsequently arrested and Continue reading and see pictures..

WHILE many associate the dancing industry with ‘se._x work’ or raunchiness, one of the longest serving dancers says she can live without se._x.

She claims she has gone for more than six months without se_.x, a secret behind her survival in the industry.

She, however, admitted that
whenever she feels like having... See more pictures and Continue reading..

10 pictures of H0TTIEs who enjoy displaying their ASSETs on Instagram –

These women are blessed with both b00ty and curves and they like flaunting them….
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This one is a typical jamb question o, so I decided to share so we all say what we think!

This beautiful chic posted a picture of herself and asked a rather surprising question because it seems she's got phobia for socks.

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