P3n!ses and mouths are not usually the same size, FYI.

A penis isn't a v@g!na or a Slip'N Slide and doesn't just get wet on its own. I mean there's pre-c0m, but that's like a light rain shower when a proper BJ usually requires a torrential downpour.

Either get some lube that doesn't taste like a takeout bag, or drink some water and be prepared to use all the spit you can muster. It's not gross. This is someone you make out with (probably).
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