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There's dis nextflat neighbour I have dat likes getting close 2 me buh, I don't enjoy her company cos I don't like what I see--her face is 2 ugly. Buh, on a certain day, she dressed up without a bra & on dat day, I noticed she had an adorable pair of "confident bobby" (with high self esteem) & throughout dat day, I enjoyed her company.After dat day, she continued distorting d lovely shape of her "attackers" in a bra as usual. Needless 2 say, I've bin avoiding her company.

I don't want any affair wit her buh, l want 2 tell her dat her "attack" is razor-sharp & dat wearing of bra takes off d "glamour" (so she can go braless) buh, I wonda hw she'll take d compliment on her charming headlights.

Don't u fink she'll react negatively when I tel her her frontal ammunitions look fantastic when braless?

Ladies, what do u advise?

[quote author=nadia_SA]super cool..I also did it ey[/quote]Hw did u do dat when d directn of female urine cannot b adjusted upwards? Or did u lie on ur back jst 2 do dat? Or is ur "piss tool" over there diff frm those of Nigerian females? I'm beginning 2 suspect that ur urethra is at d tip of ur c.lit., he he.

proudlysports: Erm, maybe the females should be 'ladies' and lift the toilet sit up for men when they are done

I like ur line of thought. Opinion seconded. But seriously, men shd learn 2 raise d seat cover 2geda wit d cover of d bowl b4 spraying.

tixson: MtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEew

I'd like 2 knw why u hissed.

adaobi123: That wouldn't be a nice sight.

We thank God for frenchies

Who said? What takes off d niceness frm visible pant line? Visible pant line is such a sexy & soothing sight 2 behold except u r wearing a huge pant like those of Ofunneka in BBA house.

Ladies, let d pant lines b visible plsssss.

[quote author=nadia_SA]Never ever wearing it again in my life!




#I think[/quote]Why? Pls explain, my S.A. friend.

@mrs chima, go n join ur husband on the bed n stop acting like u will be attracted 2 a man who says yes 2 everything u say n spends the whole of his life trying 2 impress u. @ poster , dont listen 2 miss chima cos she seems 2 want 2 c more mugus being trampled upon by vixens.

@poster, being really nice 2 girls u hope 2 lay is synonymous with courting danger. be in control of urself n emotions n deliberately giv them some tough times.they r not angels, so dont treat them as such.do these n u'll b in bizness. in case find things difficult 2 understand, contact me a.k.a.  d  supreme player. nuff said.

@ samcherry, who told u any part of your body that is exposed has lost value n dat men place more value on what is hidden?let them expose as much so i can like dem more or else u go get problem wit me.

@jacobscros, i beg nor pour sand sand 4 my garri, u dey hear me so?. let them expose as much as they can. its their body not yours.after all , it doesnt make them less of who they r. i actually value them more, jokes apart. if u cant control ur light brain wen u c some serious female flesh, then control ur eyes. i HATE IT wen a girl covers every part of her body without being a little generous wit her skin.

i recently told a girl not 2 b coming close to me cos there's no day i see her dressed without a bra or showing som flesh.

i will miss speaking strong wafarian pidgin

my laptop charges intermittently but sometimes, it charges continuously without stopping n continuing. wen its on it doesnt charge at all. the charging port is tested o.k. wat could be wrong?

my laptop charges intermittently but sometimes, it charges continuously without stopping n continuing. wen its on it doesnt charge at all. the charging port is tested o.k. wat could be wrong?