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o.p. You r a female

Doesn't stop him frm being a vampire. He's already bin credited wit a hat trick of biting

Can't believe that girls are this stingy wit info. U chicks can't say d reason? Is it such a secret?

I asked a question and instead of answers to my question, u guys are busy commenting out of point.
Can a lady answer my question for me please?

yorex2011: Na wa o... Who dey share salt for this thread na?

I wonder o.

SpaceGooat: what give you warrant for all this insalt??

It is now clear that you need psychiatric advice. Check my original post and check ur reply and see if it was sane of you to have adduced the reply you gave.
Talking about insults, it was you that insulted me, not the other way round. I only asked to know if were mentally o.k.

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SpaceGooat: hmm. this is a very serious big problem. you are suffering from "Yam leg syndrum !!
you will really need to be very good to get girls cause girls hate yam leg syndrum but you can still get girl. upgrade your ability here https://www.nairaland.com/1791752/does-well-around-girl-secret

Are you o.k. upstairs? Just wondering

I have noticed on uncountable occasions that when a girl's checking me out, after looking at my face, their eyes dart straight to my feet. They don't even seem to check out my crotch on the way down. Now ladies, could u pls tell me why the feet come next after the face? One more thing, when do you check out the crotch? Just curious.

adaobi123: Really, so if you and hubby are stuck somewhere you won't help ?

I'll try and help push......if I can

Clear indication of ur level of callousness. I hope I don't get close 2 sb like u, seriously.

jude33084: I love this guy; very entertaining, even more entertaining than Messi

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Much more dan him.

DonColz1: What about safety measures for men?, abi is it only woman we have in this world?

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I tire o. @ O.P. so u want d females 2 b safe while all d non-killers get killed so u can b happy right. God is watching u o

flolancracker: www.nairaland.com/1417737/london-guys-american-guys OP, your love idol is here^

Explain hw flolancker equals Mr Cork.

nyere84: He is hiding in my neighbour‘s P.unnany.

Wow, ur neigbour's punnani must b useless 2 any u know by nw. What an infinitely elastic punnani. I hope hides there without attempting anything funny like vandalising d orifice.

I fink those women (mind u, they are not ladies) r either lesbians or feminists. Feminists r responsible 4 d failed family system in d U.S.
Nigerian girls if una like, copy them @ ur own risk.

Ormor see palming.

Mr Cork first struck me as an annoying fellow when I noticed his activities on nairaland. He would write in red ink, make no sense, & worst of all, there was no time he made a sentence without spelling a word wrongly.
But one day, a chick drew my attention 2 his comic side & since den, I've bin his fan. He cracks me up almost all d time.

Un4tunately, for som months I've not seen his comments. I wonder if he's o.k.

Has anybody seen d jerk recently on nairaland?

Mr Cork first struck me as an annoying fellow when I noticed his activities on nairaland. He would write in red ink, make no sense, & worst of all, there was no time he made a sentence without spelling a word wrongly.
But one day, a chick drew my attention 2 his comic side & since den, I've bin his fan. He cracks me up almost all d time.

Un4tunately, for som months I've not seen his comments. I wonder if he's o.k.

Has anybody seen d jerk recently on nairaland?

donigspain: She's married to my brother Ikechukwu. Your plans won't work.

U made me laugh in Swahili. U fink I'm like u who ALWAYS has an ulterior motive when dealing wit chickalas? FYI, I've got enough chicks trying 2 hunt me down so I usually take my pick frm d pack. I'm not an active toaster. Ya heard?

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@Sijo01 & @Alutacontinua, thanks 4 ur contributns.

But seriously, why r d female folk seemingly being stingy wit advice on what I should do? Advice sef na money?

[quote author=nadia_SA]if ths ws sexuality section I'd b able to answer u freely now I can't..

Just trust me I did it..[/quote]Surprising & fascinating. I'm dead curious 2 knw hw u pulled d stunt so since here may not b appropriate for describing it, could u @ least send me an email?

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kay9: ''Confident bobby''...

Bros do u stay in P.h?

Yes, I do.

Enegod: yes..but it will also boost your ego

True talk, but I would do dat only if she's d kind dat messes with guys' hearts 4 fun. She seems not 2 b of dat fold so I'll tread softly.

Sijo01: Why not pretend you saw/seeing nothing.

IMO, u r d 1st person dat has not answered out of point. Thank u. But if I tow dat line, I'll always b avoiding her which I fink is bad 4 her & 4 me too cos it doesn't feel nice tryin 2 fend off sb all d time u knw?



By d way, l'd like 2 knw why I shd act like one who saw nofin.

Haywhymido: Since una don talk abt d attacker n defender. Let me ask u of d midfielder C, as una dey discuss gal wit crazy term una don sick.

Una nor go kill me wit laff 4 dis nairaland. God nor go gree.

chidyhels: wat of the defender?

Her defensive pair is just there. Not nice, not bad either.

Enegod: tell her she is not your type that she should backoff

Dat's goin 2 hurt her ego real bad. 2 harsh l fink.

Enegod: na face you go chop? why not nyash her and feel the attackers

Like I said, I don't want an affair wit her. I don't take whatever comes 2 me. I have options so I choose, plus, I'm not greedy.