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i give it up for o4real, hot-angel, ciaralover, rhodalyn, bolex, nwoke, bluenubian, and of cos, seau

i will die for my family. especially my mum. i love you mum.

@ ciaralover

thanks baby. imma slay them 1 after the other.

cos we are men. dats y. men=strong, women=weak and cry and yapping about. we dont show emtion because that will make us so weak.

go hollywood


wwud if u were bitch slapped?

been quite long

wwtlt u got booed?

it sucks.

bad bella go kill all of una. did 50 ask for it. wasnt MJ the one that asked for the deal. carry time ooooo. 50 cent, i hail u. do your thing man. haterz gon hate but it aint gonna kill ya.

this joke aint originally mine. they are from robby. they were too funny so i decided to repost them for all to see.



Three women were about to be executed. One was a
brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.

The guard brought the first woman, the brunette,
forward and the executioner asked if she had any
last requests. She said no and the executioner
shouted, Ready, Aim, !! and suddenly the
brunette yelled, "Earthquake!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She
escaped. So they brought up the redhead and asked
if she had any last requests. She said no, and the
executioner shouted, Ready, Aim, !! and
suddenly the redhead yelled, "Tornado!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She
escaped. Well, by now, the blonde had it all
figured out. They brought her forward and the
executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no and the executioner shouted,
Ready, Aim, !! and the blonde yelled,"Fire!"



At a local college dance, a guy from America asked
the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little
squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this
a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it
a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek,
and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss
too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks
later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and
proceeds to have sex with her, and says,
"In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass
sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
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(4)
Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who do
you let in first?

A. The dog of course, at least he'll shut up
after you let him in.
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(5)


A serviceman was shot down in the desert and
captured by the enemy. They took him to the local
shah who said 'I will set you free if you can
accomplish three things.

See those three tents? There is a sumo wrestler
in the first tent. If you can defeat him, you
can go on to the second tent. In the second tent,
there is an elephant with an impacted wisdom
tooth. Solve his problem and you can go on to the
third tent. In the third tent, there is a
nymphomaniac. If you can satisfy her, then I
will set you free.'

The serviceman went into the first tent with the
sumo wrestler. There were a lot of grunts and
yelling. The tent was flapping in and out.
Finally, the serviceman emerged, totally beaten
up, dirty and bloody, but victorious.

He was taken to the second tent with the elephant
inside. Again, there were grunts and squeals and
screams, with the tent sides flapping in and out.
Finally, the serviceman emerged, even dirtier and
bloodier, but victorious.

'Okay, now where's that lady with the impacted
tooth?' he said.
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(6)

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens
to be her husband's best friend. They make love
for hours, and afterwards, while they're just
laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the
woman's house, she picks up the receiver.

Her lover looks over at her and listens, only
hearing her side of the conversation, (She is
speaking in a cheery voice)

"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called.
Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you.
That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks,
"Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me
all about the wonderful time he's having on his
fishing trip with you."

long time ago

wwtlt u got kicked in the ass?

Bleep all the bitches

wwud if you were 8'' tall?

is the person crazy

wwtlt you almost got shot?

i dont

wwtlt you kissed?

today

wwtlt you cleaned your room?

ask them if they havent done it before


wwud if you got caught having sex with your girl?

to be honest, relationship aint for me. the last one was horrible.

wwtlt you held a diamond?

i dont drink

wwtlt you smoked?

ask them

wwtlt you got really drunk?

[quote author=gbade. x link=topic=10624.msg338424#msg338424 date=1146845927]ok,ok i think it's high time gbade. x steps and unleashes some battle freestyles i wrote against some punk online on AHH.

here goes,


uk, u remind me of greenday,
your life's full of broken dreams, you've already been slayed,
u think u'z gangsta? Negro please!!!!!!!!,
u're being delirious, u musta blazed a whole truck of weed,
quit the jiberring and yapping because u aint rappin,
u claim to be gangsta but all i hear is toy guns clappin,
u couldn't come/come ill wit tha virus in your semen,
u'z impotent, can't even ejaculate wit 5 women,
you stink hommie and i can't even stand you,
no wonder fellaz avoid you like Eazy E's blood samples,
you think you are ill on the mic while am getting sick wit diseases,
your rubbish's so weak, i couldn't classify them as faeces,
i'll handle you like a nun does jesus pieces,
you've been on I.L's d*ck trying ta raise hell like goosebumps,
but you'z only raving mad because you 're a d*ck wit a loose nut,
this cat couldn't reach a lyrical orgasm so he keeps masturbating,
go to church and repent son, don't keep the pastor waiting


, yeah well, that's about it. y'all gimme some love and feedback[/quote]gotta give it to you man, that was sick. nice work

go fu*k yourself son.

arsen wnger is the best, arsenal is my team and there aint nothing none of y'all can do about that.

@ eastcoast

i second you man. that guy says complete garbage with his mouth.

i go with twista.

thats what am talking about. have u gone to do some research and borrow lyrics. come on man, u aint that bad or are you?

spikelord:
Menike, leave them alone! diddy4t or whatever, do you think the amount of records an artist sells determines how talented he is

We are not G-UNIT HATERZZZZZZZ, WE ARE G-UNIT KILLERZZZZZZZZZZ

tell that to people in your dreamz. people make recordes to get rich and not for people to know they are talented. he is rich and fly so u killerzzzzzzz should try again. what a dork?

@ dm, kindly search before u say it was posted recently.

@ dm, i like that word re-cycled. its nice.


this joke was truely recycled. damn.

i dont work on sundays and i aint never gonna work on sundays. i aint a workaholic. it is so wrong. this complete disobidience of the commandment. damn you guys.lol  

i was the one that posted this joke and you didn't even search. search before you post.

i think i will sleep in the church and get ready to meet my creator.

niterider:
hey diddy,i knw u aint gon let him do u like that.Instead of catching feelings,y dnt u both just spit some'in.

no i aint gon let him do me like that.


@ grizzly

ok grizzly, its on.

got my own flows got no use for hire
i spit and say it nice n put u on fire
dont come here frontin' like u got some'in better
cos i'll completely destroy u making u look tatter
i dont need beef, its 4 pussies
i fight my way out n leave u sissies
checkout your name, it says grizzly
what are u, a mix of paul's grillz n chicken grill
dont sweat it too much it aint gon help
juz cova your face and take a very big weap

its over y'all, its all over.