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i heard that same sh*t. i actually listened to their songs again and to be honest with you. what the girl in the background was saying is "lucifer, you are the king, luciferrrrr" she was repeating it. you wont here it clearly unless u pay close attention. in as much as i love the song, i dont listen to it like that. but its just music which i know can influence the way people think. everything has got powers in them as far as it is a spoken word so lets be careful the kind of thing we listen to. it is because of this that i now love rock music and pop. God be with y'all as y'all seek salvation. Amen.

i hear the PSP is one sick gadget. i want to get one but i dont know how big its memory is. please if you have one tell me its importance and uses and how big the memory is.

Z4M4eva:
Aww. What a cute baby.

will you marry him?

nice one i think the hubby will sh*t himself. hahahahahahahha

NICE ONE MAN, BRAVO, BON BON BON,

DAMN ITS SO FUNNY.

bagoma:
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johnny which game??

u no know the game? ok make i tell u, it is called "put it in let me know if she will shout" or another name is "can i peep your pant down"

diva11:
heya, wait for 1 more year!


Not nice, you are fond of saying that, it's obvious he's kind of new, not everyone has time to read through all the jokes

ok hun, i will tell him nicely.

@ oscarwodo

my bad

smoking asprin will kill you definately. like what? are you crazy? u can go for weed, it will be good for you. get high all day.

sade511:
We are the bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that always explode when not wanted. you girls are ticking time bomb. 1 2 and 3 then a big bammmmmmm, y'all go off without warning. even james bond can't solve your mystery.

Physical Exam


A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to UnCloth. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to handle her breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."

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Powder Viagra

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terribly, doctor, terribly."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

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i will like you to find it and show it to me.

Aunt Karen's Moral

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment, Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

first little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market.

We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

"That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen.

Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane was hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.

Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. Then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the f#ck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking"

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

nice one

thats just nasty, ewwwwwwww

she gave him head,

what da fu*k? i did shit myself if i see this in reality.

now thats funny.

no its not suicide. it is called foolishness.

this joke is here. but its still funny . but hey search will ya.

where he came out from.

this joke is here. hey try searching before you post. damn it. you are interested in posting many jokes you dont care of it has been posted before.

been here before. still funny but search before u post will ya?