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fro those that wont understand it, let me break it down

emm come first means the first letter "m" in m[/b]ississippi

den i come means the second letter "I" in m[b]i[/b]ssissippi

two asses they come together means the double "ss" after the first "I" mi[b]ss[/b]issppi

i come again means the second "I" in miss[b]i[/b]ssippi

two asses they come together again means the second set of "ss" in missi[b]ss[/b]ippi

i come again and pee twice means the third letter "I" and the double "PP" in mississ[b]ipp[/b]i

then i come once a more means the last letter "I" mississipp[b]i

women sef, there own is always complicated.

word!!!!

i love my country nigeria, i am proud of it and i represent it as much as i can. i dont deny my country and i will never deny it. my nick name is Naija 4 Life, African till I Die. am all nigerian. since i came to d USA i have noticed that people deny being nigerians and it is so sad cos i know white folks that which they were from nigeria.

God and my family.

December

Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be
with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be
loved. Honest and trustworthy, Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing
personality. Not egotistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Hates
restrictions.

ok, it says all about me but the short tempered part is not true. i aint short tempered.

it will be so peaceful and nice. the guys can drink all day and watch soccer without someone nagging at them. it will be the world God wanted before eve carried her problem. but please my mum will be in that world also. i can't live without her. sorry guys.

Bible and God
phone
laptop
mp3 player
jewels and designer clothes

french, spanish and latin

she loves me more than everyone on earth. she has been there for me when i was bad and when i am good and she will continue being there for me. she is my angel.

i am not scared of anything except failure in life. i cant afford to be a failure in life. suicide will be my next best friend.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following; "Emm come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

the devil had a list of names of people he was going to take there lifes and there's the guy that happened to be the no 1 on the list. so when the devil came to his house and told him about him being the no 1 on his list the guy went out to the street and bought him beer and enough shakis and when devil had slept he toke the list and enrased his name from no one and put it's at no 1000, by the morning when devil woke up he told the man that since the guy was being nice to him he has decided to start from the bottom, that he was going to start from no 1000, the guy fell down immediately and shouted chei, yaparipari, i don die ooo!!!

My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if i do so,you can integrate me.

couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the baker to inscribe the wedding cake with "1 John 4:18" which reads "There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear." The baker evidently lost the scripture reference, but working from memory, beautifully inscribed on the cake "John 4:18". Imagine the shock on the few faithful who looked up the reference to read: "For you have had five husbands, and the man you have now is not your husband." said Jesus to the woman of Samaria.

A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly. "Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said. Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Daddy, why the hell did I invite all these people to dinner? Amen!"

she is so busted.

oh sh*t, that is so disgusting. what a nasty drunk.

yeah, where the heck was he? funny

oscarwodo:
that is is a lie because stella can never be in haven

and who the Bleep are you to judge?

it has been here before? search before you post.

;d

i am in charge.

that was funny.

what a dumb wife. what did she expect? to bang and eat all day? no way girl.

he is so right.

@ silky
what are you? a sicko? this aint funny at all.

damn!!!

the man needs his head checked.