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nice commercial.

u just proved to me u are a complete gay.

i aint got no role models. people should see me as a role model not vice versa. i do admire my dad sha and my mum but thats it.

i admire a lot of people but they aint my role model.

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station topatrons who purchase a full tank of gas.? When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

"If you win, you're entitled to free sex," said the attendant.

"How do we enter?" asked the first man.

"Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex."

"O.K. I guess 7," said the first man.

"Sorry, I was thinking of 8," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again"

The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.

"Sure," replied the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex."

"2" said the second man

"Sorry, I was thinking of 3," replied the attendant. "Come back soon and try again."

As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,"You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said the second man. "My wife won twice last week."

na true you talk nwoke. if they didnt say yes. they aint nigerians.

bravo bravo. niceeeeee

i fell for it. people were laughing at me cos they know about it. damn!!!!!!!!!

i couldnt believe i read this without even stopping ones. nice topic man.

he is going to join them very soon. damn this is funny. nice job man. nice job.

@ grizzly

hope you just kidding cuz am nasty as hell. u want battle, i give it to you nice and slow.

@ menike

go sh*t yourself you fucking gay. i know you suck the game's privates every night, don't come here talking all that sh*t because i don't want to hear it. fu*k you man, fu*k u gay.

aiight, y'all want a sick flow ok,i aint into rap like that but i get my unique kind of flow, naija and yankee flows mixed together.

am from nneni in naija
people think am too ajayi
they talk sh*t with my name and destroy my game
i lyrical destroy 'em careers n your fame
y'all haters out there should watch it
cuz i dont take sh*t i give sh*t
i dont look b4 i shoot
nah i shoot b4 i look then ask questions later
y'all can think aint good and say crap
meet me one on one and i will bring u to a wrap
its over y'all, its all over




ok, i suck a lil bit. how about that?

obumnaeke--------- i dont create (God creates)


@ kajade.

mgbaorie, mgbeke, and mgbafor are bad names. they were used in the old days by our ancestors. any girl u call that will hate u for life. secondly, they are all insults. mgbaeke, mgbafor and mgbaorie mean ugly girl or disgusting fellow. dont name anyone that please.

when i think of naija, i see freedom, no other country has freedom more than naija.

he is the worst of 'em all.

oh i'm so mad at you right now. u got me.

nice kidnapping. he will get the bike asap.

nawa for this kin yawa.

jerk!!!!!!!!!!

damn thats funny. he would have been laid out nice and easy if not for the condom.

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=11904.msg333060#msg333060 date=1146619274]U were there too? Tell me what happened![/quote]ok hun, here is what happened. this freak logs in, sees nothing else to do and posts a thread. ugliest bitches in nairaland. she disses you, cutiepie and one other girl. i think she said you think you are cute, that you are the ugliest bitch she has ever seen or something like that. then she tells cutie that she is a "i think am cute girl'. that she is ugly. she really said a lot of dirty things but i cant remember them.

i logged in, saw the thread and gave it to her nice and easy just how you want it. i was like, "take your stupid lazy bleeped up ugly sh*t faced dirty bitch ass outta here. you cant come here dissing people that did nothing to you. who do you think you are. take your diss and shove it up your ass, all up your ass." she replied and i told her she doesn't want to get me started. nwoke deleted the thread.

oh sh*t he tot they were talking about juice. damn dats funny.

that doesnt make her safe either. she will meet rock bottom.

yep, he is rich with fats.

it is original and quite funny. nice try

;d ;d

vichel:
please use da search, i know i have replied to this joke before on a seperate thread

i tot i was the only one. but it is still funny.

oh sh*t, he is so dead. damn, it aint good to get drunk and crunk all night leaving your brain in your mug.

i dont think the old man gets it, he is too old. lol

[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=11999.msg335009#msg335009 date=1146694234]where's 2000? [/quote]just dont wear any undies, thats 2000.