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why do u choose 2 ridicule the original version of the polish man? we would readily understand that than this "hausa" man thang! NO QUALMS man its good all the same , me OUT

DADDY’S 10 RULES OF DATING HIS DAUGHTER
While I was searching for an appropriate link for the book, 10 Commandments of Dating, I typed 10 Rules of Dating in Google instead and I found this piece. I think it's cool so I'm sharing it.
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of you date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier Method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka — zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car –there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. Selah

What would you do if a beautiful girl is leaving a popular fast-food restaurant; and as you look at that gorgeous well made-up pair of lips smiling, u notice debris of food on her teeth;  would you
1. walk up to her , whisper in her ears and inform her?
2. gesture to her (if she looks in your direction)?
3. join the other people there to laugh at her flaw?
4. mind your business, or
5. tell us what else you would do?
       _{*you don't want her to feel ashamed(though its hard)}

at least am not a jerk i got to know of the crushes 4rm her some were false just 2 separate us . weird

by the way what kind of career can a lady choose instead of love or to blend with love

Glamourgal:
impossible,ke??
do u mean to tell me that women who have careers don't have love??

one factor will have to stand out at the expense of the other

orp:
carlov

carlov indeed, u'll die of fatigue,  a combo of the two is almost impossible maybe unless u have him under ur control (u know what i mean)

carlov indeed, na u go die of fatigue

Busta:
i will go with ma career jeje

love don't exist and its a waste of ma time.

U'll end up like Vivica Fox in no short time

theres this pretty college crush i like so much and we started doin' our thing, but what i didnt realise was dat i was creatin more enemies from the opposite sex. some of 'em girls dat had a crush on me but couldn't plan their moves well conspired 2 false accusations against me and my girl doesn't know if to believe or not,

Free:
hmmm

Career for right now

Love can come along later on

what if ur hubby requires one now- which will u give?

the two of you suck

what is more important to a woman- 'career' or 'love'

[color=#006600][/color] am a young prolific architect with a lot of prospects, but no job opportunities in my location any suggestions by my dear nairalanders ----------------------------------------------------

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