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It's part of the sermon! Most of the members watch it and also practice it, So what's the biggie?
Awon Hypocrites Oshi

Queendoncom:
Nairalanders please help me out here. I slapped my little sis last night since then she's been spiting out blood. Like if she tries to cough out catarrh through her lungs, it will be bloody.
Please nairalanders what should I do? I'm devastated.. could this be internal bleeding?

PS, she has ulcer, the doctor we called said it could be the ulcer. She has taken drugs since morning and the bloody is still coming out.
Please please I need help! Please!
Moderators please help me..
Lalasticlala please I need your help here.. please

My dear congratulations!
If anything happens to her, just know that YOU murdered YOUR SISTER

Chukazu:
Don't mind them


Edorgan is now the champion of Palestinian liberation, after all the atrocious evil the OTTOMAN EMPIRE committed against Christians and Christian heritage in ASIA MINOR.

he will surely meet his Waterloo soonest!

No doubt about that

Jesusloveyou:
is that not a big shame to idiotic pigs of Biafra that a man of 78 is still very much strong with his football age.

Oh really!
And the brainless zombies are cool with it?
I really see that baba is more stronger than so many zombies on Nairaland,including one HIV patient who's moniker starts with a letter J

mubarakyoung:
it happened that i love this particular girl and shes christian also virgin. i spoiled dis gil wit many goods cos i love her bt i dont want to touch her. an loss her company... cos shes beautiful;goodbehaved;and seflrespectgil....
i am muslim and i want to be frens wit her only ntn else and she used show me to her frens that iam her boyfren ; we used hangout together. she visited me on friday and demanded me to hav sex wit her an i refused an i cos i took her as a fren only wit that she left me wit anger.
an dont knw wat cam over her

and just today monin she sent me text sayin that shes bringing me her happy xmass whish is her body and said if i did nt disvirgin her she wol leave me .

bt pls guys i dont want to loss her an i dont want to sex her . i adore her pls help

Pls are you from Oyo?
Pls can anyone translate what the man is talking about? All I see here is "frens,wol " and a lot of other jargons i couldn't comprehend

Flamezzz:
Trust me, you need English class.

Spot on bro...
Pls can you explain what he was trying to narrate, I don't understand he's English at all! I guess his from Oyo.

doyinbaby:
you have so much hatred in you.....I can only advise you to accept Jesus Christ into your life trully and wholly......I wish the lady involved just get to know your evil intention towards her...

Do you need her contact , so u can advice her

Since they died, then that's fine & good!

coputa:
young man,mom is looking for you,U didn't wash the plates and sweep the floor before going out to play..You nor go eat sleep today...

Ok

Alariiwo:
The fool thought he was still in Lagos or is it Abuja with good road networks.

Just look at a region of noisemakers.. Nothing demarcates road from river.
Rubbish enclave.

Did anything demarcate your life for getting better?
Number 1, u aren't from Lagos, u come on social media making noise cos ur parent manage to rent 2 rooms somewhere around Ikorodu.
Number 2, Don't be suprised that young man in that pics owns a 2 storey building in Ikeja or even Lekki
Number 3; No matter how you hate the ibos ,they have already succeeded in buying 96% o Lagos,
Number 4 ; If your stupidity don't stop in 2018, the ibos may my Nairaland from Seun and convert it to an online annex of Ohaneze Ndigbo, by delete all radical Yoruba idiots on the forum , and maybe spare some reasonable ones! So I advice you get a life and stop being useless to ur Family( if u even got any)

coputa:
Is this how you slaps your parents at home whenever you are advised to abstain from your stupid ways.your comments here proves me right.

Until U chop slap u will not rest!
Just Get out o my mention! Edioot

BudeYahooCom:
Do you know how badly he has killed night life in Owerri after banning Keke Napep. Do you know that if you enter owerri around 10pm or 11pm from Lagos or Abuja at night with your luggages, you will be stranded and frustrated as you can't charter Keke anymore.

Don't mind the fool , talking as if he knows Owerri!

coputa:
This is a foolish comment,when you are suppose to sympathize with them.

If I tear you better slap ehn! Common get way from my Mentions Osinso!

PointZerom:
More shameful that an ancestral spirit is the President of Nigeria.

Zero chill

chloride6:
Will you die one day if you don't mention IPOB?

You have been noticeably absent from all the fuel scarcity threads because you know your Lord and master has failed again.

Someone that is HIV positive already, he's just yelling IPOB till he reaches his grave!

Just wait till 2019.... Many will change monikers, while the lady that comments rubbish above will commit suicide...
I even left her hubby divorced her cos she had bad breath

NgeneUkwenu:
To Deceive IPOB yoots no hard now...

To decieve Zombie is the easiest!
Just like some politicians were sharing Gala n Lipton in Osun

My daughter try harder! You are wailing so hard. Keep it up
Have u received ur own 30k this month? I hard alert dropped on Friday O!
If u received it,make sure u try reach village and check if you Lord & Personal Saviour have fixed the Roads

This lady should take it easy nah! Am fasting.... When am done ,I will look at it intensively.....
Wait a sec..... Are Those Nippes ?
I think this Fasting should b postponed to June Nxt year

Misslagbaja:
Okay o.

Thank u ma

Rubbish!
Seems the OP is jobless,perusing people's Instagram pages to get pics to upload on NL
And if you must post pics didn't you see people like Candy Cotton, Jada Fire, Daphne Davis, Monique etc
All you could dig out is one dirty bleaching silly Yoruba failed actress showing us expires boobs that has no drop of milk except rotten condemn oil


Nonsense! Don't ever try this in 2018 o
Get good pics or check Jada Fire's collection.

Dimples129:
Hahahahaha! Slow down now

Last warning , next time I see u in my next destination, You will know that I don't like far away from London!
Don't follow me upandan o

That's what you get when you state governor can't provide good roads....
So sad! And the guy even fry e hair sef?

Dimples129:

No! I won't take this.....Hnmmmmm( you know y abi)

Are this couples sharing this son like Renting Bicycles?

They should kuku divide d boy into two, Ubi takes from one part( from head to waist) , Lilian takes the other part ( from waist to leg).

Rubbish!

Misslagbaja:
You sure say u get happy home ? Person wey wan suvk boobs for 1 million. Your mama no breastfeed u abi?

Misslagbaja you won't understand!

BiafranBushBoy:
Wow...

He might even be among those shouting "said baba till 2023"

Check well, his NL handle might be Sarkki or Omenka.

Very correct. Am sure he's one of them

I just need his STATE OF ORIGIN THATS ALL

JuanDeDios:
Are you alone on Tuesday Boxing Day? Are you in Lagos? Then let’s go on a blind movie date together at Silverbird Cinemas, Ikeja. You should be of mature age. I am bit reclusive but once I meet an interesting person I love a good conversation and you should not be too introverted. Each of us will be responsible for his or her transport to and from cinema. I can pay for your ticket and popcorn. (Yea, I’m cool with feminism and all!)

It is preferred that you have or have had an active Nairaland account. If you write txtglsh (textnglish), don’t bother contacting me. I like good conversations. If you don’t talk, don’t bother please since I won’t want to be talking to myself or getting monosyllables from you.

BB pin: DDC421EC

Na craze Dey worry this one ?
Who are you to give terms & conditions?
Do you think NL chics are begging for relationships?
Take ur rubbish offer to ur sister or your village people....
Can you imagine , u even asking them to be responsible for their Tfare..... Walai my u are as broke as Blackface

I swear if you can afford to take 1 NL chic as u mumuly claim with ur nonsense condition ... I will share 10k to the first 5 female monikers that commented on this thread.
Rubbish .... Nna cho way Gi Osinso