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Romance / Re: Ugandan Lady Proposes To Her Older White Lover (Photos) by dieBYfire: 5:39pm On Jan 02, 2018
pocohantas:


I don't talk when our ladies marry old foreigners, because some of us can marry our ancestors for the right reasons here in Nigeria

But my Naija brothers, will insult independent ladies in their thirties, call them old cargo, olosho...etc. These same guys will marry a foreign old woman's grave for citizenship, theirs is alarming.

My dear don't judge with what u see on media o.....
80% of young ladies are married to their ancestors here in Europe.
Atleast I can count 8 on my street & 6 in my church. Ladies are not smiling here I swear grin
Politics / Re: Ahamefula Okorocha Collapses, Governor's Son Rushed To London Hospital by dieBYfire: 4:57pm On Jan 02, 2018
Mouthpis:


Abeg, my stomach dey pain me oh.

Even BMC for Nairaland grin grin grin

Lol...

grin grin
Not my fault , karma is visiting them 1 by one
Politics / Re: "Buhari Is Wrong, Nigeria Needs Restructuring" - Balarabe Musa by dieBYfire: 11:28am On Jan 02, 2018
sarrki:
Enemies of state won't see that he's a Hausa man

So far you hate or against pmb

You are their friend

Is Yusuf dead? grin

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Politics / Re: Ahamefula Okorocha Collapses, Governor's Son Rushed To London Hospital by dieBYfire: 11:19am On Jan 02, 2018
olamil34:


You said it all

Na so e b o cheesy

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Politics / Re: Ahamefula Okorocha Collapses, Governor's Son Rushed To London Hospital by dieBYfire: 11:14am On Jan 02, 2018
grin cheesy cheesy
Death of Yusuf & Aham is a soft work grin
Tinubu has already paid his own.. More to come, soon it will spread to BMC's on Nairaland grin

Karma Dey try aswear

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Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Reacts To Fayose's New Year Prayer: "What A Classic Sub" by dieBYfire: 10:56am On Jan 02, 2018
grin grin

Romance / Re: She Said That If I Did Sex Her This Xmas Evening We Are Over.... Pls help by dieBYfire: 10:53pm On Dec 25, 2017
AryEmber:
I was not standing up for nobody, you could have just told him to write proper English instead of what you were implying. BTW, I don't have any use for petrol.... yet.

grin

Ok

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Family / Re: How Much Do You Give Your Parents As Monthly Stipend? by dieBYfire: 10:52pm On Dec 25, 2017
usmanbaba:

Lol... Mehn, I thought I was the only one thinking the same

grin grin
Culture / Re: Why Igbos Always Travel Home During Christmas Period - Come Rain, Come Shine by dieBYfire: 10:32pm On Dec 25, 2017
FrenchWay:
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Igbos only travel for TWO major reasons: SHOW OFF and JAZZ RENEWAL.

If they are not visiting home to showcase to the villagers there beautiful fiancée; they are there to showcase their wealth from drug deals in Indonesia.

If they are not home to renew their jazz for the next year; they are there to launch their new house(built with ritual money)

If they are not there to show their new rides; they are there to carry a new maid to Lagos that they will end up trafficking to Libya.

I weep for these people.

And this human being is normal abi? undecided

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Culture / Re: Why Igbos Always Travel Home During Christmas Period - Come Rain, Come Shine by dieBYfire: 10:31pm On Dec 25, 2017
JasonScolari:
This article long pass naira bet slip.

Funny man

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Crime / Re: People Killed & Injured By Fulani Herdsmen In Tambo, Adamawa (Viewers Discretion by dieBYfire: 9:58pm On Dec 25, 2017
Alariiwo:


you can't even converse in proper English.. Bloody illiterate.

For the records, you don't start a sentence with "Am" but "I'm" (as in I am). It's against the rule of concord.

And that HIV is what will kill you. If it doesn't kill you, it will kill your seeds. Oloshi.

Mr Lecturer & English teacher,
Whether it's rule of Concord or RULE OF COEFFICIENT ..... All I know is .... Get ARV drugs u may live to witness the elections in 2019.... But meanwhile carry your garlic smelling mouth to your fellow zombies! Am allergic to your kinds. Pls ! Na beg I Dey beg grin

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Romance / Re: Do Ladies Depreciate In Attraction Over Age 30? by dieBYfire: 9:54pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:


You are a darling kiss

Can I ask how old you are? wink
You are 34 then am older then you smiley
Romance / Re: Someone Just Finished Asking Me "Are You Gay" And Before I Could by dieBYfire: 9:50pm On Dec 25, 2017
purem:



Weris ur own original post b4 I past my judgement weda u b gay or not

undecided
Bring ur GF and tell her to bring her friend. Make sure they were GStrings pls
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Ritualist With Corpse Of Baby In Ogun (pic) by dieBYfire: 9:48pm On Dec 25, 2017
Maybe the South West is caused, just Maybe undecided

I have never seen a Cannabalistic tribe in all my life....Worst part is that d idiot is among the Sai BAba till 2023.... undecided
SW are just too bad... I wonder how many heads Tinubu sacrificed to confuse ppl to vote in Buhari... But my instinct tells me he must have used about 10,000skulls including young Yoloba virgins ....and this is equivalent to a Local govt development area

Jisos shocked

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Crime / Re: People Killed & Injured By Fulani Herdsmen In Tambo, Adamawa (Viewers Discretion by dieBYfire: 9:40pm On Dec 25, 2017
Alariiwo:


[s]Just some random herdsmen going about killing people is why you're bluffing. "Fulanis" as an ethnic group are way finer and appealing than you Ipfobs. Get that into your skull.

You know why Ipob are regarded terrorists? Cos they run a radio station to broadcast hate messages to an entire tribe, they have orgainsed BSS and an albino hunch back who solicits for weapons to kill Nigerians on tape. The videos are all over youtube.

Igbos took delivery of short guns and pump actions from Turkey but they all got bursted. Funny the same set of people have now made u-turn to asslick Atike.
Losers!
[/s]

Am allergic to HIV patients pls...
Whenever an idiot Mentions me I always have bad dream...
Dear Lord any stupid zombie quoting me or even attempting to quote me , send your angels incharge of Fire & brimstone to visit such individual.. Amen

NEXT PLS undecided

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Business / Re: Christmas: Crowd At Owerri Mall, Shoprite (Photos) by dieBYfire: 9:34pm On Dec 25, 2017
Laveda:
Are all these people here to buy things or just to take pictures? The crowd here is so unusual.

grin

http://orjisblog.com.ng/

My dear if you know that Owerri Mall very well, than you will know that out of those multitude you saw, only 30people came to shop and even inside the 30 gan 12 of them are students of IMSU & Fed poly Nekede( hostel are close by) and these ones came to by Toothbrush,Toilet roll and Pad. Then the rest of the battalion you see are coming to snap pics for fb n Instagram, while some are coming to catch new boyfriend.
Lastly if 5000 ppl visit there in a day, 4985 are ladies while the rest are Men & lil kids.
Thanks cool

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Romance / Re: Do Ladies Depreciate In Attraction Over Age 30? by dieBYfire: 9:25pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:


Have you JUST realised that I'm 20 yrs older than you grin
You wish kiss
No lady on Nairaland is older than me , including my mum grin
Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Poses With Santa Claus In Christmas Photos by dieBYfire: 9:24pm On Dec 25, 2017
Santa Claus is just a Masquerade that Studied Abroad!
That's all

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Crime / Re: People Killed & Injured By Fulani Herdsmen In Tambo, Adamawa (Viewers Discretion by dieBYfire: 9:15pm On Dec 25, 2017
mightyhaze:
to the retardded nairalanders always shouting ipob up and down like clockworks, these are the real terrorists,u hear me?? the real damned terrorists..
The damn Nairalanders already know that the Fulani Herdsmen are terrorist...
They only chat IPOB upandan just to troll on the Igbo race, because the Igbos are very successful, intelligent,brave and also the Igbos are gurus in dishing out insults to the zombies and this caricature of a President called Buhari!
So my brother wherever you go, always know that those Nairalanders chanting IPOB are all vagabonds,miscreants and a handful of them are already on death roll with HIV , examples are is the transgendered whose moniker starts Ng..... and another idiot who's moniker starts sarr.....
I feel ur pains.....
ATIKU will correct all this insanity in those regions .
Thanks

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Romance / Re: She Said That If I Did Sex Her This Xmas Evening We Are Over.... Pls help by dieBYfire: 8:56pm On Dec 25, 2017
AryEmber:
Like seriously? You had to mention a state to make you feel like you came from a better state or what? SOY!
And You HAD to quote me to make it look like you are standing up for him or what? undecided
Madam swerve jare , I ain't the cause of the fuel scarcity angry

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Romance / Re: I Got Pregnant Just Watching Wizkid Perform by dieBYfire: 8:23pm On Dec 25, 2017
Airforce1:

I was there
Good! And You will attend Davido's Own on 27 abi?
Romance / Re: Do Ladies Depreciate In Attraction Over Age 30? by dieBYfire: 8:15pm On Dec 25, 2017
Dimples129:
I look and feel more attractive at 34 than I did at 24 so... to each their own. I look forward to my 40's kiss kiss kiss

40 is the new 20 in my world grin
undecided
Romance / Re: I Got Pregnant Just Watching Wizkid Perform by dieBYfire: 8:13pm On Dec 25, 2017
Airforce1:
Fan Love


Show was madt last night
As If he went!

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