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jackbanks087:
I was denied a South Africa visitors visa today the reason was DOCUMENTS LACK CREDIBILITY . i was kind angry because all my documents was real , statement of account has good history and amount . Am going there to visit a friend and also rest my head .

Does any one know what i can do or have any ideal about this issue your contribution would be highly appreciated .

Thanks Guys

Why must you stress about it? South Africa denied you a visa. Move on.

snydergp1st:
Don't drag us down to your level again my dear child

http://mg.co.za/article/2016-06-23-gunmen-kidnap-7-in-nigeria-including-south-african/



This will be a no win argument boy.

LOL stumped.

EVarn:
I wonder,now that Britain is out of the EU,what will be the effect as per the EU's foreign policy?
Is Europe on the verge of cataclysm?
I think that there will be renewed calls for an independent scotland,since scotland was largely in support of remaining in the EU.
I rep Nigeria.

They are already making calls for a referendum on Scottish independence. This thing is far-reaching and the Brits have been utterly stûpid on this one. They are now fixing to lose their top credit rating with S&P. The pound is shedding a bit of value. If the Scots leave, the whole thing will get worse. Polish immigrants will feel unwelcome. And then gradually, an anti-Brit sentiment will grow. Divided will be Europe with allies feeling a bit more unsure of where they stand. It's gonna be bad.

Lezzlie:
Since the near- obliteration of bokoharam, I was thinking there would have been no other way for my South African frenemies to offer felicitations than voting form my candidate as a sign of goodwill.

Cocainedreamz
Patchesagain / patches689
Thiza
Mzilakazi
Dievluit
SAengine

Please vote for mimzy here: https://www.nairaland.com/3178760/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-elimination#46769543

This link is the best thing you did all your miserable life.

Odunayaw:
is that all?
buttwipe go and answer your slave masters...don't you want your R200 salary?!

But in ever conceivable way, South Africa are your own slavemasters. So, where does that leave you?

Adminisher:
If you read this statement carefully, you will notice it is a "civilian: who prepared the statement. A civilian who does not know much about the military or weaponry.

The NDA are just a bunch of bullshitters out to make a fast buck

They aren't too much of bullshitters if they've managed to slip through soldier-guarded pipelines and destroy them. They aren't too much of bullshitters if the entire oil market worldwide is reeling cause of them.

They've thrown down the gauntlet to your military. "Civilian?? What, did you expect an NDA member to make such a statement?

The Militant group stated that they were ready to show up the Nigerian military as they could not be stopped by anyone.They also warned oil companies from repairing destroyed pipelines.

They also warned oil companies off repairing destroyed pipelines.

“We shall embarrass the self-acclaimed Nigerian Air Force with their recent deployment of fighter aircraft, helicopter gunship and surveillance aircraft when at this digital age, countries are talking about missile development, and they still condescend so low of their present obsolete equipment,” they said.


Read more at http://www.herald.ng/niger-delta-militants-threaten-blow-aso-rock/#i2GT8tChuI6PxHm3.99

chkil:
[s]i dont know from were did you get the map but mali niger with better prosperity than algeria tunisia egypt common !


this is below the legatum prosperity index for africa 2016

you can see that some parts like personal freedom / social capital ​​are rather vague to judge [/s]

That's because you didn't bother to read. If you read, you didn't bother to understand. It says clearly that prosperity is being measured against each country's GDP. i.e. How you use what you've got. So yes, the article and pictures stand unless you can show why they shouldn't.

Yours is a different assessment altogether.

Odunayaw:
with 1.4mbd we trump ur HIV economy


since you have chosen to replicate d stupidity ur ancestors and brethren do showcase in successive intervals...I rest my case

You don't trump anyone if you are not prosperous. Your economy is a joke. And by the way, you have:

1. The second highest HIV prevalence rate in the world...officially;

2. The highest mother-to-child HIV transmission rates in the world;

3. The highest HIV prevalence rate among newborns in the world;

4. The weakest HIV treatment programme in the world;

5. The lowest HIV testing rate in the world, which really means that you don't know that you aren't the biggest HIV economy in the world; and

6. The highest rate of HIV deaths in the world.

Oh, before I forget... related....

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/77428c84-289d-11e6-8b18-91555f2f4fde.html#axzz4AnjKO8yi

Lezzlie:
Alright, you took the bait greedily like Zulus are wont to do.

[s]Now stand on Nairaland's roof top let the watching world behold a fool in all his glory!!!!


A country's borrowing rating and ability to hold bonds and issue debts, maintaining favourable borrowing costs is what is accessed to be below junk status itself.

The rating do not access the health of the local economy itself. That's why when you said Nigeria's economy is 4 times below junk status, you just downgraded yourself back to the ere of your Pap-guzzling, jungle dexterous ancestors.

A local economy of a country cannot become 4 times lower than junk status. You lack the technical know-how of that word. You're a Zulu, I shouldn't have bothered.

Government's financial affairs and ability to maintain healthy borrowing rate was what your link talked about.


And that link is march last year, when the formal president was still around.

Could you get me something of 2016 2 quater? All my facts are still trending!!!

Because South Africa has been in recession for more than 5 years and have slid into total economic collapse.

Your education here has only just began [/s]

What I see here are the frantic posts of a thing that didn't know what "junk" meant. A thing that didn't know that Nigeria's economy is shrinking. A thing that didn't know that Nigeria is deep into junk. 4 levels deep.

iblawi:
Lol

This guy is an slowpoke I swear. He doesn't even know Nigeria free South Africa from slavery. Before Nigeria freed them they were like this.

The only "freeing" that happened was when South Africa freed Nigeria from a life of living in the bush. South Africa brought you to the modern age. Now, that's freedom.

Lezzlie:
[s]Stop disgracing your surname and country. Junk status is the base of economic collapse.[/s] There's nothing as "4 times below junk status"

Illiterate patriot

Kill yourself, please.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-03-22/nigeria-s-fall-deeper-into-junk-risks-africa-s-best-bond-rally

Standard & Poor’s lowered its assessment on Nigeria one level to B+, four levels below investment grade, on March 20, while changing its outlook to stable from negative. Naira bonds returned 2 percent this month, the most among 31 emerging markets after Russia and the Dominican Republic, according to Bloomberg indexes. Naira debt lost 5 percent in February.


Like I said, you have no clue what "junk" means. In fact, you have no clue.

Lezzlie:
YouTube as an source? For economic facts!!!

You're born desperate. I give you BBC

Feel free to DENY it, with evidence in support. Or add it onto the tons of facts you've already failed to deny.

Lezzlie:
Are you redefining economic terms on the pages of NL. Desperation alert!! Your country is the one trending in BBC this minute and on the front pages of international rating agencies.[s]
The title of your post negates your assertions, my boy. You're truelly analphabetic. You're even furnishing us with a data that's more than a year old. My facts are happening now!!! Not last year!!!
Bot showers? Isn't this guy the world's greatest dummy? 26.7% unemployment, industrial paralysis, investors exits? Inflation rates soaring? And he talks about bot bathing water!!!!

South Africans and bestial impulses [/s]

But yours is the one that is FOUR levels BELOW junk.

Lezzlie:
As economic assylum-seeking [s]institutions running from your smothering corruption, ineffiency and stealing via legislative fiats!!!

South African companies in Nigeria are the only segment of your economy yielding returns. That's why president and CEO's are playing the script of Abuja.

Nigeria will continue to dictate your political and economic pace in Africa and within your own borders.

It is so ordained..
You're in the era of the emergence of the African China[/s].

Like I said, no need for long posts when dealing with you. South Africa has colonised and owns Nigeria. You yourself confirmed this.

Nigerians on the other hand seek asylum in South Africa --->



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRCPpcSFG7E


This is what happens when you post entire pages without thinking. You murder your own arguments.

Lezzlie:
And yet another imbecilic fallacy from a dunderhead!!!

An economy of $334 billion owning that of nearly $600 billion

The only way this would be untrue is if you withdrew your earlier posts that South African companies are all over Nigeria. But you can't.

Lezzlie:
And the report card says only South Africa economy is in junck status. With 26.7% unemployment.

[s]Damn!!! Economic illiterate!!!

You produced 40,000 MW of electricity with nothing to show for it? Deaf economy? Unemployment? High inflation? Infrastructural collapse?

Pigs and diamonds don't mix. That's the case with South Africans.

So we out paced you while producing 4kw electricity and oil free fall in the international market?

You just called yourself a dummy with a spectacular dumbness

This boy can't think![/s]

What's obvious is that you don't know what "junk" means. What's also obvious is that you don't know you are already two FOUR levels below junk.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-03-22/nigeria-s-fall-deeper-into-junk-risks-africa-s-best-bond-rally

For our electricity, we at least can get hot showers everyday of the week. Nigerians can't.

If you are shrinking, you are not outpacing anyone.

Lezzlie:
Logic isn't part of your gifts from mother nature!!

You haven't said anything here other than dagga-induced rants of incomprehensible harangue!!!

As we speak, South Africa is on the new in BBC for economic collapse. When you can't even read and comprehend, your freedom is still unforeseeable

-0.36% "growth" the last quarter is a fact. Less than 4K MW electricity production for Nigeria is a fact. 1.4MBD oil production is a fact. Capital outflows - that's also a fact.

Why do I need to write a whole page when you are already dead?

Lezzlie:
Feel enslaved ? [s]As in 90% of their lands and 80% of their economy is own by the Boers?

That's only obtainable in South Africa, the most unequal country in the world![/s]

Not only do they FEEL enslaved, but Nigerians are actually enslaved to the point of picking up arms. Three groups all fighting to be free. Mayday.

But it doesn't end there. Given that South Africa's essentially owns your economy, then slavery is your entire existence.

Lezzlie:
Poor land has nothing more to say So you have inadvertently admitted South Africa's economy is in a state of paralysis. Clerk boy.

And you don't seem to have learnt the difference between recession and Junk status.

You're showing the same stubbornness than kept your bloodlines enslaved for 400 years.

Break away from the endless circle of subjugation, man

Given that you are unable to deny anything that I have posted, why should I complicate my own life? You are the proverbial chihuahua. A small kick is all it takes.

The moment you can demonstrate that you aren't faced with a shrinking economy, then I might say more.

Lezzlie:
Zulus have got a strong back to take heavy lashes!!!

400 years of socio-economic and political annihilation have made them numb to shame, logic and dignity.

Given that Biafra Igbos feel enslaved in 2016. Niger Deltans feel enslaved in 2016. Northe-easterners feel enslaved in 2016, you have no business even breathing the words slavery.

Lezzlie:
[s]You not only struck out that post, you felt the need to defend it Twice with 2 posts!!!!

That's all the signs I needed to know I have shellacked you more than the Boers ever did. But you're used to defeat, nothing new here.


Oh, sleazebucket is a place as well. Seems you're used to Zulu language and informal English of America.

And an economy in recession is simply a reduction in economic activities.

A junk status of an economy means it is below investor's standards.

It means south African economy is on life-support machine, dummy.

Your Nairaland subscription should worth more than your educational enrolment now.

Tuition for free via Nigeria.

Say thank you[/s].

Again: one sentence - one word - recession.

Shrinking and on its knees is your slave economy. How can you outgrow anyone when you are shrinking?

http://venturesafrica.com/thses-indicators-reveal-a-looming-economic-recession-for-nigeria/

Lezzlie:
Z[s]uma came to Abuja this year with virtually all his cabinet to seek political and economic leverage from Nigeria. And he was singing Nigeria's praise and contribution in a mollifying tone, it was bellow diplomatic standards. That was after mtn's fine, Shoprite's health indictment, Standard bank's financial query, then Zuma had to travel with South Africa's largest entourage in post apartheid history to plead and broker peace. Nigeria was on the verge of asphyxiating South Africa in a multidimensional level.

Zuma bailed South Africa from Nigeria's grip.

The day you can manage just one institution in south Africa, then you would have , by yourself ,become a man. Right now you're a slave, limited within and unable to stretch beyond blame and food stamps.

You're the depiction of slavery in action

Listen the average south African only began voting in 1994 and started acquiring any meaningful education same year. So I wouldn't be making demands on your weak mental framework. I could easily kill you with mental exertions if I were to ask you a couple questions.
Go learn the meaning of political concessions and come back to me. This thread will balance out all the years of educational segregation the Boers afflicted you and yours with.


I like your ceaseless use of the word "sleazebucket" since I used it in description of SA. You learn fast. And my words are engraved in your heart
[/s]
A diving ECONOMY of Nigeria still outgrows yours. Take your frustrations to the international rating agencies that declared your economy detritus.

[s]That's why nuture made you markedly dumb and reality laughs cruelly at you.

Without oil we're doing better then you.

With your "diversified" and " first world institutions", the report card from Standard And Poor says South Africa is junk-magnet. Flat on her back.

Heathland!!!
[/s]

LOL How can you outgrow anyone when you are in fact not growing, but shrinking?

-0.36 percent.

A sleazebucket is a person, in case you didn't know. And sleazebuckets live in Nigeria. How's that for learning.

Lezzlie:
[s]Zuma came to Abuja this year with virtually all his cabinet to seek political and economic leverage from Nigeria. And he was singing Nigeria's praise and contribution in a mollifying tone, it was bellow diplomatic standards. That was after mtn's fine, Shoprite's health indictment, Standard bank's financial query, then Zuma had to travel with South Africa's largest entourage in post apartheid history to plead and broker peace. Nigeria was on the verge of asphyxiating South Africa in a multidimensional level.

Zuma bailed South Africa from Nigeria's grip.

The day you can manage just one institution in south Africa, then you would have , by yourself ,become a man. Right now you're a slave, limited within and unable to stretch beyond blame and food stamps.

You're the depiction of slavery in action

Listen the average south African only began voting in 1994 and started acquiring any meaningful education same year. So I wouldn't be making demands on your weak mental framework. I could easily kill you with mental exertions if I were to ask you a couple questions.
Go learn the meaning of political concessions and come back to me. This thread will balance out all the years of educational segregation the Boers afflicted you and yours with.


I like your ceaseless use of the word "sleazebucket" since I used it in description of SA. You learn fast. And my words are engraved in your heart

A diving ECONOMY of Nigeria still outgrows yours. Take your frustrations to the international rating agencies that declared your economy detritus.

That's why nuture made you markedly dumb and reality laughs cruelly at you.

Without oil we're doing better then you.

With your "diversified" and " first world institutions", the report card from Standard And Poor says South Africa is junk-magnet. Flat on her back.

Heathland!!!
[/s]

Cry me a river. Ever colonialist will come in to check how his subjects are doing.

One word. Recession:

http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/03/18/nigerias-economy-is-in-recession-says-economist/

No need for long posts when dealing with you. Far too easy.

Odunayaw:
yet anytime I Google south African energy 2016 I see news about south Africa heading back to the dark ages and stuff...
I don't know why my Nigerian brothers are answering you sef

young slave...u belong in chikurubi maximum prison for spewing that kinda poo

Then by your own admission, you think South Africa is "heading back". You've been in the dark ages since the 60s, if not longer. Producing a tenth of South Africa's electricity production, with three times the population. You CANNOT tell me that Nigerians see a hot shower everyday. It's impossible. C'est impossible! LOL.

From 4k MW of electricity to less that 1K. Oil output reduced to 1.4 mbd.

Like I said earlier, if I am a slave, then you need to shoot yourself because South Africans own every single Nigerian running around that Zoo.

Henry240:
The hopeless fool has been completely destroyed!!


Imagine a lowly tree hopping, un-educated South-African(s) talking about economy.

For as long as history records that South Africans found Nigerians in the dirt and gave you malls, you don't even have the right to kiss the ground I walk on.

For as long as you remain unable to take a hot shower because you only get hot water once a month, you remain dead in stink. You cannot even produce 2k MW worth of electricity, but your lips are still moving. And you're still popping babies.

There's nothing more lowly than a nation that remains in the dark ages 60 years after independence.

Lezzlie:
A slave in his own land talking about hegemony!!!

Pigs really do fly on the internet.

What is happening to South Africa has never happened before the fall of appathied.

When your president is running to Abuja seeking alliance and economic leverage, and all your companies are filling for assylum in our shores, you're having two masters: the Boers and Nigeria.

You might as well kill yourself if I am a slave, given that you are south Africa's slave. Only good for the creation of profits for the enjoyment of south africans.

But let's not stop there, Biafrans are fighting for freedom. Niger deltas are fighting for freedom. Boko haram are fighting for freedom.

In short, then, not only is Nigeria a sleazebucket with a diving economyn but Nigerians are slaves twice over. Owned by south africa and enslaved in Nigeria.

Lezzlie:
The indication my rebuttal stroke home is when you cross them out!!!

Junk status boy!!!


Olodo!

That's why you've been reduced to emoticons and one-liners. Id1ocy is when you dig your own grave by talking about a country "going to the dogs in two decades" while sitting in a country that went to the dogs within a year...and remains in the dwang.

iblawi:
[s]What rubbish is this guy typing?
Is that the reason why Zuma always run to Nigeria to beg?[/s]
If Nigeria is truly a rubbish country why are your companies fleeing to Nigeria? dummy.

[s]Tell us the country where this shit still exist in the world?[/s]

Colonisation is real. As Patches would say: welcome to South African hegemony.

But let's not get carried away: You'll be pleased to know your capital inflows has all but dried up.

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/3/3a497ad0-28c6-11e6-8b18-91555f2f4fde.html

That's how rubbish your country is.

Lezzlie:
[s]It will take for the miracle to bring Mandela back to help you improve on your line variety!!! You're breathtakingly dull!

1) Nigeria, along other African country freed you from the slavery of 400 years when the British left. When the British left she has become one of the top 2 contributors to UN mission and has borne the financial and political burden of West Africa with over 60% contribution to the group

2) Standard and Poor has certified South Africa as junk status!!! It is fact! Deal with it! They didn't rate us junk, they rated you junk, below investor's standard.

That makes south Africa a wasteland.

3) Your economy is worse than us. Your unemployment is 26.7%. That's 1 in 4 south African. That's why your youths are all carrying billboards and placards all over the city begging for jobs. Apartheid was way better.

Just like the Israelites told Moses in the desert, "take us back to Egypt " South Africans are saying " Bring Back aparthied, we have never had it this bad"

Your numbers 2 to 4 is actually repeating same thing like a moronic ïdiot.

Oil price plummets and we're still going and managing better.

You boast of a diversified economy, yet your inflation and unemployment is unprecented in Africa.

Junk, man, the wasteland of Africa is what South Africa is.

Go back to apartheid. Desmond Tutu spoke the truth when he said South Africa was better in the apartheid ere.


He was saying in essence: Slavery is your lot!!!!!!![/s]

In short, you cannot deny 1-4. Why are your lips even moving, then? God knows you have nothing more to say given that you've pretty much accepted your country is rubbish.

The only way to stop repitition is to rebut what's being said. You have no rebuttal. You've accepted you come from a rubbish country and therefore aren't worthy of being addressed respectably by anyone.

Lezzlie:
Please summon Patrick, you're no match!!!

How does the niger delta avengers distort the fact that your economy has been officially rendered as a junk status irrespective of the diversified economy hype?

Your question would be answered automatically as soon as you deny the following:

1. Nigeria became a rubbish country the moment the British left.

2. Nigeria remains a rubbish country.

3. Nigeria is two levels below junk.

4. Nigeria continues further into junk territory with oil production approaching zero.

If you can't deny 1-4, you have no business asking any questions or even screaming. Nigeria itself is no match. Let alone yourself.

Lezzlie:
[s]I know you couldn't improvise. Looolz!!! You had to repeat your shaggy dog story!!!

Standard and Poor ratings, the biggest in the world, has turned you into a junk yard. That's official.

That's worse than a sleazebucket, it makes south Africa an economic receptacle!!!

Now use your dumb head for one second and cease your trumpery[/s]

No need for long tales and unending stories.

1. Sleaze bucket. That was Nigeria from the 60s till now.

2. Junk. That's Nigeria. Two levels below junk, that is. Junk twice over.

3. And falling. Oil production headed for zero.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/204595-niger-delta-avengers-strikes-reinstates-vow-bring-nigerias-oil-production-zero.html